Author has written 20 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Firefly, Hellboy, Smallville, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Kill Bill.

Call Meh Kat. But Abby's here, too.

Genders: Female

Abby's posting some of her stories here. She has also posted some on maximumfan's account.

maxmimumfan and Spirit8395 and agentwhite and zphergirl and purring-kitten and -Kuro-kitsune- and Purple Staplers are the friends that I have on this website, but I would love to make more!! -hint,hint-

I have helped maximumfan with one of her stories, The ABCs of Snagrid. -happytears- One of my crowning achievements!! 8D

READ IT!! -points- Btw. It's on maximumfan's profile thingy

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And . . . THE FAVORITES!! a.k.a. Where my Pairings Come From

Fave Anime(s)- Avatar, Fullmetal Alchemist, Howl's Moving Castle, Inuyasha, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho.

Fave Books- Artemis Fowl, C.S.Lewis, Charlie Bone, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Dresden Files, Ella Enchanted, Eragon, Garth Nix, Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Holes, Les Miserables, Lord of the Rings, Maximum Ride, Phantom of the Opera, Sherlock Holmes, Twilight, Legend of Sleepy-Hollow, Fairy Tales.

Fave Cartoons- Aladdin, Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, Kim Possible, Scooby Doo, SpongeBob SquarePants, Xiaolin Showdown,Looney Toons, Total Drama Island Penguins of Madagascar.

Fave Comics- Batman, Garfield, Ghost Rider, Hellboy, Spider-Man, X-Men.

Fave Movies- Batman, High School Musical, Labyrinth, Lion King, National Treasure, Newsies, Over the Hedge, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sky High, Star Wars, X-Men, Transformers, Spider-Man, Pocahontas, Peter Pan, Star Trek, Night at the Museum 1&2, The Fifth Element, Secondhand Lions my favorite movie!! Star Wars, etc.

Fave T.V. Shows- Bones, Buffy- The Vampire Slayer, CSI (Regular & New York), Doctor Who, Drake & Josh, Firefly, Highlander, House, iCarly, Lazytown, Lost, Monk, Numb3rs, Psych, Scrubs, Stargate: SG1 & Atlantis, Chuck, Supernatural, Smallville, Lost, Castle, House.

Now Here's The Other Stuffs!!

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If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile. If you think that all the world's problems could be solved by talking things out, copy this into your profile. If you think the taboos of the world should be broken, paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329, Rock'n'Slash, If you don't believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a compliment, copy this into your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile. If your friends are weird, copy this into your profile. If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile. If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile.

A FEW lots RANDOM FUNNY SENTENCES THAT I LOVE:

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the

best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
— Rita Mae Brown

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
— G.K. Chesterton

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Ever had writers block when talking?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you look at yourself and suddenly pull a face and say that you're pretty. Crazy is when you take, “You scare me.” as a compliment. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! (Yes... that last one is mine)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

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School Quotes...

Everything's bigger in Texas! ~Adam
You looked! ~Ben

Put worms down his pants and bees!
~Tristan's 1st grade journal

I'm going to be a famous poemist! ~Tristan
You mean poet? ~Ben

Your mom looks like a fun place to learn! ~Austin reading from Tristan's 1st grade journal

Well, when your drunk and unemployed... ~Mr. Carr (math teacher)
It makes life more exciting! ~Adam

I got a cousin who has a cousin who will come down here and smack the s&!t out of you! ~Austin in a gangsta accent

(talking about watery, nasty-looking yogurt) This yogurt looks gross! ~Me
I hate yogurt. ~Sarah/maximumfan
What's the expiration date on that anyway? ~Me
(looks) April 9th. What's today? ~Sarah/maximumfan
April 16th. ~Me
Crap. ~ Sarah/maximumfan

You ate spoiled bacteria. ~ Other Sarah (talking about yogurt)
Yes, my stomach is a very happy... organ. ~Sarah/maximumfan, sarcastic as always

(To Tristan and Taylor ~who are both guys~) Quit touching each other! Taylor, go sit in the back. ~Mr. Carr
No! Don't take my teddy-bear away! You're mean! ~Tristan to Mr. Carr

He was talkin' 'bout y'all making me not want to have kids. Not because I'm afraid they'll turn out like you but that they'll be taught by you. ~Kendra

I mean, we gotta do it sometime, why not today?~ Ben

I'm afraid of Afros! ~ Erin
And there were, like, GIANT bugs! ~ Me

NO! Don't take away the phone! ~ Tristan talking about a stapler

OMG. That feels weird. ~Me
What? ~ Sarah/maximumfan
The phone vibrating in my hood. ~Me
What?! ~Sarah/maximumfan

See, this is why she's a bad daughter! ~Ben
I'm not your daughter! ~Wendy (who used to go out with Ben)

Ketchup is tomato blood! ~Me

You can just use logic on a multiple choice test. You don't have to know anything about it. That's how I passed my bus driving test. ~Mr. Carr

You'd be stuck with Adam and Brad again. ~ Mr. Carr, talking about repeating 8th grade Algebra
Oh no! I'd kill myself! Or Brad. Probably Brad... oh yeah! Brad's in here! Hi Brad! ~Tristan

Who wants to have a sex party! ~Taylor

I'm pantsing myself and I'm pantsing you! ~Taylor
But I don't have any money! ~Erin

It's a bird! It's a boat! It's a... I don't know what it is... it's the letter "C"! ~Me

Let's bribe him with death! ~Sarah/maximumfan, talking to me about killing Jeff's (former) girlfriend because she didn't text us back. She's was bad person and needed to be taken out. Jeff wouldn't tell, hence the quote. I actually said that to my mom. "my sister's name tried to bribe me with a death threat!"

Those are just quotes from Math class. XD Think about what else we say during the day. :D