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1. Phone Calls » reviews8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 38,352 - Reviews: 1862 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 9-15-082. A Cullen Bus Trip » reviews9years after bd Written like PhoneCalls. The Cullens take a bus trip to Cape Cod, Mass. They go to Provincetown and Boston with a 4 hour long bus ride. Filled with Shut-the-hell-up-Jake-ness, Rose-is-a-bitch-ness & you-rnt-good-enough-4-my-daughter-nessTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 9-7-093. Songfic Archives » reviewsJust some songfics I've written. Most all are in drabble form. Slash and non-slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-28-094. My Worst Nightmare » reviewsIts Nessie's sixth birthday, and she is beaming. Why? Because she got asked out by the cutest guy in the entire school. Unaware of the imprinting, will she realize Jake loves her? How will Jake deal with the jock? Language, & in later chapters, dirtinessTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 1-12-09 - Published: 11-12-08 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob - Complete5. The Five Stages of Grief reviewsAt the age of nine, Nessie marries Nahuel. After watching her walk down the aisle and ten years of agony, Jake comforts his imprint when Nahuel dies suddenly. Nessie has to learn to live again, with the help of the world's favorite werewolf. Warning: TEARTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-08 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob6. The Disturbing Crack fic » reviewsIf you like disturbing crack!fics you might as well read it! Be warned- it gave me nightmares! *shudder* Warning: This may cause nausia, fainting, scarring for life, the sudden urge to run around screaming "AHHH! MY EYES!", and the need to see a therapistHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-15-08 - Published: 8-19-08 - Harry P. - Complete7. Kill Black » reviewsA Kill Bill cross-over. Jake shows up at the wedding, kills everyone, or so Bella thinks, and knockes Bella out for two years. When Bella wakes up, she goes on a roarring rampage of death and distruction. Will she be alone? Written by a once Jake hater.Crossover - Kill Bill & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-8-08 - Published: 9-21-08 - Bella8. Conversations reviews8yr aft BD Alot like PhoneCalls Stupid, but funny, conversations that will make you laugh I didn't give up on phone calls though Includes: Control-your-thoughts-Jake-ness, let's-go-shopping-even-though-Bella-doesn't-want-to-ness and let's-wreak-havoc-nessTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-30-089. But Why is the Rum Gone? » reviewsJack wakes up one morning, with the usual hang-over and reaches for his pain medicene, RUM! But, where is it? What happens if Jack is sober for seven minutes? AHHH! I don't want to think about it. Abby wrote this.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 9-10-08 - Jack S.10. Rising Sun » reviewsIn my opinion, Breaking Dawn was not the best book in the Twilight series. I got mad at it when it came out, so I wrote this. I have reread Breaking Dawn and regret writing this. I still am glad that in this there is Jeah, and angry Charlieness.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 8-20-0811. Therapy reviewsThis was writen by one of my crazy friends. She really needs therapy. ALYSSA IS A WEIRDO! XDTwilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-5-08 - Complete12. Questions for Edward reviewsOnce upon a time, the guys are out of the house and Alice and Bella get bored. So, they steal Edward's computer. They find a page that has fan questions on it. They have to comment. This is that page. If you like Bella's Ham Sandwich, you'll love this!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-20-0813. So reviewsWhat does Lex say when he finds out that Clark's an alien?Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-19-08 - Lex L. & Clark K. - Complete14. We Might As Well Be Strangers reviewsSirius is out of Azkaban. How does he feel about Remus now? Songfic- We Might As Well Be Strangers- KeaneHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-19-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete15. The Song » reviewsSirius asks a question and James answers. Sirius explains and James is confused. Stupidity follows.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-19-08 - James P. & Sirius B.16. What's the Fuss? » reviewsWhat's wrong with Hellboy? It's only Valentine's Day! Slash Hellboy/JohnHellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-19-08 - Complete17. This Mask of Mine reviewsA poem about the masks they wear. Everyone wears their mask whether conciously or not.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-08 - Complete18. A Night Aboard SerenityDrabble about nights on Serenity.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 8-19-08 - Complete19. Bad Things to Hear on the Knight Bus reviewsHarry Potter version of Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-08 - Ernie M. - Complete20. The Cullens Meet the Angel of Death » reviewsThe title is explantoryTwilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-19-08 - Complete
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