Age: 15.

Residence: Manhattan. Don't hate me just because it's so much cooler than wherever you live >:D

Buddies: Lauralaloppolis (better known as "hoheehum" here ^^) "Don't pet Descon. He's a vampire. He bites."; Chad-Chad "DEADBEATS! Yer all DEADBEATS! Don't make me get my club."; Sare "Bow to me- the ANTICHRIST!"; Debsies "Chickens fear me.'"; Zhang "Yes, I'm terrified-mortified-stupefied-petrified by YOU!"; Stoner "We're done with our movie. *pause* We're so SEXY."; Adry ".Leemee alone. -_-"; Peteychan "We are NOT going to McDonalds"; Tomachan "Trogdor! DanaNAdananaNAnananana..." And so on and so forth. ^^;

Favorite Anime: Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Yu-Gi-Oh,Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin

Laura, you watch Yu Yu Hakusho, right? Kurama and Hiei SO want to jump each other. Don't you dare deny it! *scary face of doom and death*

Favorite American Cartoons: Invader Zim, Spongebob Squarepants, The Simsons, Clone High, King of The Hill, Rocko's Modern Life

Favorite Video Games: Animal Crossing, anything Final Fantasy, Pokemon, Digimon Card Battle

Favorite Movies: Erm. There's a lot... FIGHT CLUB! The Green Mile, the Royal Tenenbaums, Interview with the Vampire, Unbreakable, Signs, Spiderman, the original Men in Black, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Akira, Spirited Away, Almost Famous, Cast Away, The Shawshank Redemption, To Kill a Mockingbird (and many more!) and did I mention FIGHT CLUB!

Books: Anything by Anne Rice *worships, To Kill a Mockingbird, Animal Farm, His Dark Materials, anything by S.E. Hinton, Farenheit 451, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

Favorite Comics/Manga: Akira, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, PiPiPi Adventures, Wish

Favorite TV: That Seventies Show, Boston Public, Osbournes, Monty Python (Gilliam is God), Everwood (I love you, Ephram. Please marry me, you sexy manga-reading angst god you. Call me! Love me! Wear that Ranma 1/2 shirt more often! Waddya mean, "he's four years older than me, plus he doesn't exist"? Shaddap. Fine, I'll settle for Bright. Marry me, you big dumb blonde handsome appendix-bursting amnesia-causing angsty-but-not-as-angsty-as-Ephram god you! What? He doesn't exist either?!)

Favorite Songs: Affirmation, Chained to You, Carry on Dancing, Tears of Pearls, Get Off My Cloud, She's a Rainbow, Sympathy for the Devil, If You Try Sometimes You'll Get What You Need, Blowin in the Wind, Don't Think Twice It's All RIght, The Times They Are A'Changing, She Hates Me, Smells Like School Spirit, and any Beatles song

Loves: Drawing, writing, wasting entire hours of my life on the computer. Drawing is the one true love of my life. And as long as people keep churning out movies, I'll go see them. ^_^

Currently working on: If You Try Sometimes You'll Get What You Need, Like Father Like Son (on hoheehum's account)

Believes: Religion is crap, humanity is pretty much doomed, there is no such thing as "normal", there is no one more ignorant than those who are racist, sexist, and/or homophobic; entertainment is just that and nothing more, life is short and pointless so you better enjoy yourself while you still can.

Quote(s) of the Moment: "A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All"-Strong Bad

"This year's theme for the Awareness Festival is...Awareness."-Cleopatra

"Hello, folks! I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's adopted grandfather. Now I may be blind, but I can see perfectly well that this is a room full of hatred based on fear and ignorance. When I got up this morning, I intended to go to that italian restaurant. But I can see I'm in the wrooong place. So I'll leave and let you folks go back to your meeting."-From 'Clone High'

"Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is ...umm... really, really dumb and bad."-Strong Bad

"See, everything in the world is circular or spherical. If you magnify even the sharpest point enough, eventually it will look round. Everything from planets to atoms are spherical; are entire universe is based on circles. It has to be, because we have to keep going. If it were...say...triangle-based, we'd just stop at the first point, and there'd be nothing. Or worse, we'd turn around and go back! So if there's a circle, we keep going around, except we die on the way. If we live long enough, we'll go around the circle and end up where we were...as in, get younger again. The same applies to numbers. If you keep adding something far enough, it'll circle around into negative numbers. And if we have enough negative something, it'll start appearing again. So if we stacked something as far as theoretically possible, eventually it would start to dissapear. OH! But what if reality is just a sphere, and we're going around it, but we can change directions and go across the sphere, and change evolution and whatnot, and end up as birds...and there are different realities on the surface of the sphere and if we cross paths we mihgt alter our very way of existence. But then there must be a center of gravity if we stay on the sphere and oh no I sound like Russel Crowe."-Me

"Optimists are always a little dissapointed, while pessimists are always pleasantly surprised."-Chad

"It is the thoughts we choose to act upon, rather than what we think, that define us."-Jhnen Vasquez

"All this about crucifixes is...how do you say it today?...bullshit."-Louis (Interview with the Vampire)

"I learned I am a slave to a tyrant."-Armand's proposed "What I Learned from Going to Russia" essay (the Vampire Armand)

"I don't play my violin for them. I play for Nicolas."-Nicolas de Lenfent (The Vampire Lestat)

"Louis, Louis...still whining, Louis...have you had enough? I've had to listen to this for centuries."-Lestat (Interview with the Vampire)

"That's for me to know and you to find out. *pause* And me to find out too cause I don't know." -Peggy Hill

"His name was Robert Paulson!" From Fight Club

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."-Also from Fight Club.

"The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is DO NOT TALK about Fight Club."-Tyler Durden, also also from Fight Club. (I'm obsessed.)

"That's an optimistic question."-My mother, when asked if she liked Fight Club.

"Wanna hear me tell a joke? Okay, knock knock. Go fuck yourselves."-from Catch Me If You Can

"Oh, yeah! We can build our own stand where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems."-Homer Simpson

"I only care about M. E. My Enjoyment!"-Homer Simpson

"Max Power! He's the man with the name that you'd love to touch... But you musn't tooouuuch... his name sounds good in your ear, but those who say it, should not fear! For his name can be said... by anyone!"-Homer Simpson. Again.

...Erm...that's all.