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name: im not telling you (stalker) age: u shall never know (super stalker) weight: ask me that again and i'll slap you (your starting to bring stalking to a new level) gender: female Hobbies: Reading, Video game playing, and music listening Best Friend: Panda-Rin and Kavyle Favorite Anime: Death Note Quotes (me,friends,fam,tv/movies,books,songs,video games,fanfiction): "Life is not about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain."- IDK "When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh at the people who try to figure out how you did it."- IDK "Go die in a hole"- ME "Only the Claw knows"- BEANS "Sarah, I think it's his time of month again"- ME "You son of a BH"- DANZEL-FF AC "Sexist"- YUFFIE-FF AC "Where can I buy a phone"- VINCNT-FF AC "Go jump in a ditch"- MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR "Your a moron"- HIS FRIEND "Got it memorizied"- AXEL-KINGDOM HEARTS 2 "Why do you have the keyblade?!"- RIKUKINGDOM HEARTS 2 "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you need to look out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... Stupid."- JACK SPARROW PIRATES OF THE CARRABEAIN "I've got a bad feeling about this."- A LOT OF POPLE FROM STARWARS "And, Carn, where the blazes are my clothes"- RORAN-BRISINGR "I think shes having hesterics, maybe you should slap her."- ALICE- NEW MOON Light, PLEASE make Misa be quiet!" "Hair. "This game's probably too smart for me." "Light, have you ever, since you were born, told the truth?" "I have become accustumed "I'm a... pervert?" "Bang." "Hey, Light! =D ... How's it goin? -.- " It's a never-ending battle between-- "When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous "Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous Copy and paste Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man:Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man:Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man:So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man:Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man:Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man:I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man :If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man:If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'u' and 'i' together Woman: Really, I'd put 'f' and 'u' together Man:Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and I love you Woman:Blood is red. My heart is black. Go to Hell and never come back. Man: You know it's love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye Woman: Goodbye. That wasnt hard at all Man:Love me or leave me. Woman: Okay. (walks off) Man:If you were a book you would be in FINE print. Woman:Have you ever read a book? Man:I'm Alice and your my wonderland. Woman:Somehow it doesnt surprise me that you want to be a girl. Man:SHOT THROUGH THE HEART! AND YOUR TO BLAME! Woman: Mission accomplished Man:You blow me away. Woman:Then why are you still here? Man:Girl you so fine I want you to be mine. Woman:Boy you so ugly one look at you is deadly. Man:If I were you I'd kiss me. Woman:If I were you I'd kill myself. Man:I'll be the mouse. You be the cheese. Woman:...Cannibal... Man:I think I might be gay. Want to try to convert me? Woman: Your gay?! Kewl! I can set you up with my friend! He's gay too! Man:Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes. Woman:(phone gesture) Hello? (Holds out phone to man) It's the retirement home. They want there pick up line back Man:If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Woman:If I said you had a nice head would you let me pound some sense into it? Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Stress: the condition brought on by overiding the body's desire to kick someone's ass. "The trouble with real life is that there's no background music." "Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts." "I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "Computers make very accurate mistakes. (2+2=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)" "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room." " If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?" "If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost." "OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric." "I trend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong." "Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down (See also: computer)." "Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything." "I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa." "Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is." "If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?" "One thing you can learn by watching the clock: It passes the time by keeping its hands busy." "Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. (Restore Normality Button)" "In dog years, I'm dead." "Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes." "The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot." "Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'" "People are like slinkies. Basically useless. But yet it is so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs" "Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win." "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..." "Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark." "He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass" "I'm not awesome, you just suck." "IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!" "Ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you, sitting behind you, I am here to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Wednsday, being last Friday, there'll be a lady's convention for men only. Admission is free, you pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor." "People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'." "I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was." "Life's a bowl of punch. Go ahead and spike it." "Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?" "Leadership's not about fireing bullets and stabbing people...it's about being able to tell others to fire bullets and stab people!" YOU CRY, I CRY, YOU LAUGH, I LAUGH, YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF, I LAUGH EVEN HARDER!! -Why go to expensive therapy when bubble wrap is free? -I like to wave at those moments as they pass by. -Sit, boy!! They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it! Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls! Why don't you just go jump off a cliff? This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?" The weather man lied! If you can't beat them, run for your life. If they catch you, play dead The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in... "On your grave it will say 'always at the wrong place, at the wrong time!'" "How about 'yipeekaiiei, mother F'''ER!" (bang) "Joseph...You're an odd boy." "You came back from the dead to tell me I'm odd?" "If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike." e stuff: For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out . I LOVE ROXAS!! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you have a laughing fit for no reason, and then stop for no reason. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. If you are a tomboy, and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever forgotten your phone number when someone asked for it copy this onto your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile. If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (o.o whoa) If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left. Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke I Came. I Saw. I Conquered Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile RIP Steve Irwin.Copy and paste this into your profile as a memoriam. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. Long Live Konoha!! Copy and Paste this into your profile if you support Konoha!! What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If your up on the table dancing like a retard ill get up there and dance with ya | |||||||
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