Hi im hanakisa and i love anime here are some of my fav shows

Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, Death Note, Prince of tennis,and much much more!!

I ALSO LOVE YAOI!!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

ITACHI!! smart naruto deidara pein hidan all the other akatsuki too! kakashi shikamaru temari ANKO!! umm yeah..._

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

ITANARU WILL RULE THE WORLD!!

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

yaoi will always be my love!!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Never -sob- TT_TT

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

mist headband leaf headband storys in shonen jump magizine(8 of them) kakashi plushy itachi plushi wall scroll 6 posters um over 61 pictures a part of the first book (dont ask) two naruto tading cards(one naruto and one sakura bolth shippuden) itachi necklace naruto movie ninja clash in the land of snow naruto calendar and im gonna stop now before you get too borde i acctually have more!!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Hmmmm...im told my perfect other is itachi pein gaara or eww orochimaru... yeah so the evil ones!!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

KIBAHINA!! NARU-CHN MUST BE THE UKE FOR NOW AND FOREVER!!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Sasunaru because i hate sakura and i dont think she deserves anyone!!

9. Which team is your favorite?

the sand siblings(gaara temari and kankuro) _

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

I did...TT_TT WHY?! EVIL MADARA!!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

-raise eyebrow- really?? it says so in a chapter realy!! if you didnt know then you are a complete retard, they look exactly alike!!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

ITACHI!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

DIE EMO-BOY!!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

NO!! Ive seen all the episodes before shippuden and some of shippuden up to like episode 90 but i havent finished it yet!!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

no...SHUT UP DONT LAUGH AT ME!!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Who doesn't??

17. Sub or dub?

Depends on the anime...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

DIE PINK-THING-OF-BITCHYNESS!!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

FUNNY!! he is like the comic relif of akatsuki!!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Thanks to spoilers on here...STUPID MADARA!!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

i dont know i dont like him i find him annoying...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Hmm...Deidara! or of course haku..._

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

awesome-ness!!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Naruto because he could be smart gay and with itachi!!

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

if i didnt would i be taking this or have this profile??...no i didnt think so...

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yes but simply i suck at it!!

27. Do you like lemons?

OMG WHERE?? I MUST READ THIS LEAMON YOU SPEAK OF!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

HELL NO!! THEY THINK IT IS STUPID AND HAVE TOLD ME I NEED TO GET OVER IT SOON OR GO TO REHAB!! sniff i dont want to give it up id rather go to rehab and prove that they cant break me of it!!

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

HELL YES!! FUNNYEST STUFF IN THE WORLD!!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

OF COURSE WHAT SELF RESPECTING NARUTO FAN HASNT?!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

yes but now their family hates me for it...

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yes...and then they told me they hate the show and that it was stupid!! so i punched them in the face and walked away calmly...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

not yet...i think

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

yes i wanted to think of naruto but i had to finish my work first so it ended up making me the smartest in the class be cause i wanted to get it done with so i could day dream about yaoi and naruto!!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

no i have a lot of money in an account but i cant use it!! so then yes but no!!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

If there is a yaoi version of it then yes!!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

its not true but i wish it was it would have made the series so much better!!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

...-too lazy to-

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

He was sexy at a point in time?? O.o i didnt know that!! his brothers sexyness just totally out did his so i didnt even know he was sexy at some point in time!!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yes she is very powerful and very much thought out ...too thought out!! i really wish she was a character!!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

judging from my room and answers and parents and friends ...yes!! and im a proud naru-tard!!

Either grab a writing utensil and a piece of paper or just remember your answers. Apparently Don't peek at the answers, because it ruins it.

1) If you are strait write the first name of a person of the opposite sex that pops into you head. If your gay, write the name of the person of the same sex that pops into your head. If you bi, than write the name of the first person that pops into your head... (it has to be the first)

2) What is you favorite color out of red,black,blue,green,yellow?

3) Your first initial?

4) Your month of birth?

5) Which color do you like more,black or white?

6) Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7) Your favorite number?

8) Do you like california or florida more?

9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10) Write down a wish(a realistic one)

ARE YOU DONE? IF SO SCROLL DOWN. (DON'T CHEAT...FOOL...)

THE ANSWERS;

1. You are completly in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red-You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black-You are consertive and aggressive

Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue-You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow-You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3.If you initial is:

A-K You have alot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R You try to live you life to the maximimum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4.If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5.If you choose;

Black: Your life will take on a diffrent direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completly confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime.

8. If you choose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: You are a laid back person

9.If you choose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLITIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

Fav. Parings

Naruto

itachi/naruto

sasuke/naruto

gaara/naruto

neji/naruto

kiba/naruto

shikamaru/naruto

shikamaru/temari

(guy)kyuubi/naruto

(girl)kyuubi/naruto

Inuyasha

sesshoumaru/inuyasha

sesshoumaru/kagome

Bleach

ichigo/ishida

ichigo/rukia

Death Note

light/L

Prince of tennis

(lets just say alot)

Hated pairings

naruhina

narusaku

sasuino

sasusaku

Teme: bastard / dobe: deadlast /baka: idiot

Shisou: master /Danna: master

taichou: captain

Kuso: shit

Hai: Yes

Demo: but

Ohayo: hello

Matte: wait

Gomen/Gomenasai: sorry

Arigato: thankyou

Nani: what

-kun: honorific for a guy / -chan: honorific for a girl / -san: respectful term,to be polite

-sensei: teacher / -senpai: very respectful term / -sama: extremly respectful term

Hime: princess

Hebi: Prince

Katana: short sword

Hia-te: headband

Katon: fire element

Fuuton: wind element

Suiton: water element

Kitsune: fox

Neko: Cat

Itachi: weasel xD

Sakura: cherry blossom

Itai!: expression for pain

Ryo: japanese money

shinobi: ninja

kunoichi: female ninja

Okaa-san: mother

Oba-chan: grandmother

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino

this is so frickin' true

(I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, hanakisa are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile.

anyone ever notice:

X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X

if you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list:

darkalbino, hanakisa

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

~You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

i totally did.

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

this is just something funny i stumbled uponXD:

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY ONE OF THE HOTTEST VIDEOS EVER. LIKE IN FRIKIN HISTORY. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT CLICK IT IF YOU ARE NOT A DIE-HARD YAOI FAN!http://www.youtube.com/watchv=sB34s2Z1OLM&NR=1

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D4VutbC9EKM A SasuNaru vid to the funny song "If I Were Gay", I completely laughed my ass off

These are the lyrics, not to important but whatever:

Here we are, dear old friend

you and i, drunk again

laughs have been had

and tears have been shed

maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

but if i were gay, i would give you my heart

and if i were gay, you'd be my work of art

and if i were gay, we would swim in romance

but i'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants

it's not that i don't care, i do

i just don't see myself "in" you

another time, another scene, i'd be right behind you

if you know what i mean

if i were gay, i would give you my soul

and if i were gay, i would give you my hole--

being!

and if i were gay, we would tear down the walls.

but i'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my--uh--hand!

we've never hugged

we've never kissed

i've never been intimate with your "fist"

you have opened brand new doors,

get over here and drop. your. draaaaaawers!

lol.

IT'S SasukexNaruto AUDIO PORN!!

This (points to blue link above) is just about the CLOSEST thing we're going to get to SasukexNaruto porn, i stole it from "elegentmess" X3 sadly though, i found out that IT IS NOT THE NARUTO VOICE ACTORS! it's just a compilation of clips from different episodes that someone put together (although i have no idea where they got naruto's orgasmic scream from XD) but it's not real...i was crushed T.T...

Sasuke wants Naruto to... BEST. VIDEO. EVER. I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT! WARNING: I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DON'T DRINK ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH IT!

Shippuuden Ending 6 I fucking DARE you to watch this and tell me that it's not SasukexNartuo fanservice! i DARE you!

ah...as you can see...i'm a little too obsessed with SasuNaru -sweatdrop-

What Kisses Mean by kiki and darkalbino:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

"cindy: Hello?
voice: seven daaaaays...
cindy: seven days? oh my god! i'm gonna die next monday?!
voice: yeeeesss- no! wait! monday? no, that would be seven business days. this is seven days starting now.
cindy: you mean seven days to this very hour?
voice: yes
cindy: but i don't have a watch, how will i know the exact hour?
voice: it doesn't matter, seven days from today.
cindy: but what about holidays? do you count those?
voice: depends which one
cindy: Martin Luther King day?
voice: then no
cindy: but why? everyone at work is taking it off!
voice: jesus christ lady, i'm giving you seven frikin days! would you prefer i come over there and kill the shit out of you right now?" -Scary Movie 3

"A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say 'It's because you're gay, isn't it?'"

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

"During photosynthesis, water breaks up into one Hydrogen, Oxygen and an Electron... so in short, water is a H.O.E"

"Dementia is caused be men. You see its going fine in the beginning but once you get to men the rest is shot to shit" kiki

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid" -Jack Sparrow

"There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who wants to date a fish?"

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

a poem about abortion.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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