Phoenix on cloud nine

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since	: 08-18-08, id: 1670388, Profile Updated: 03-27-13
country	: UK

Author has written 53 stories for Mighty Boosh, NCIS, Dogma, Scrubs, Supernatural, Psych, Numb3rs, and Suits.

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Current typedy-typings:
- (Suits) 'Behind The Mask' - 16 year old Mike Ross is enrolled in a mentor programme at school. He's stuck with Senior Partner Harvey Specter from a big law firm. However, when looking around one of their client's labs, he is bitten by a spider and soon gets odd powers. He decides to use these gifts to become a superhero. (Kind of a crossover with Spiderman but only because I'm making Mike into Spiderman)

Possible Future typedy-typings:
- (Suits) 'Family Rules' - Sick of Mike and Harvey's arguing, Ben rigs Harvey's TV remote to send them both into a new family sitcom. Mike thinks it's very 'Pleasantville'. Harvey can't stop laughing at Mike's new lisp.

Twitter:
I've created a Twitter account for Nick Specter (an OC in my Suits fics) who you can all follow - he will hopefully have interesting/funny things to say and may have insider views of some of my fics :)

https://twitter.com/NickSpecter

Art:
Amazing pictures drawn by Gibbslet from my story 'Sweet Lullaby'. Check it out:
http://phoenixoncloudnine.deviantart.com/art/Tony-and-George-in-colour-120676095
http://phoenixoncloudnine.deviantart.com/art/Tony-and-Gibbs-120765732

And from the incredible JB5391, very sweet pictures (One for each chapter) :
http://jb5391.deviantart.com/art/Sweet-Lullaby-Ch-1-121932936
http://jb5391.deviantart.com/art/Sweet-Lullaby-Ch-2-123463089
http://jb5391.deviantart.com/art/Sweet-Lullaby-Ch-6-126944054
http://jb5391.deviantart.com/art/Sweet-Lullaby-Ch-16-121772439

And the brilliant CelticAngel18:
http://vipermaiden.deviantart.com/art/Sweet-Lullaby-Collage-122006353

And Mella68 drew a gorgeous picture of Tony and Gibbs (Again from 'Sweet Lullaby')
http://s133.photobucket.com/albums/q71/Mella68/?action=viewt=sweet_lullaby.jpg&sort=ascending

Plus, NickyTonyK drew a simply stunning pic of Grandpa Jack with Tony (Yep, you guessed it - 'Sweet Lullaby' :P)
http://4evertony.deviantart.com/art/A-Helping-Hand-131310306

For my Suits fanfic 'To Whom It May Concern', SeekersTF4 drew amazing covers (So far one for each chapter):
http://silverxstarxdragon.deviantart.com/#/d47arm8
http://twolawyersonedegree.deviantart.com/#/d47i346

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.

My Mum: I'm going out tonight with the Mother's Union. We're just going to the pub.
Me: Do they not class that as a den of sin?
Mum: No. It's just a pub.
Me: I thought they would see it as a den of inequity.
Mum: No.
Me: Oh. What's a den of inequity?
Mum: I don't know. I think you mean iniquity.
Me: I've heard it both ways.

"Doctor, brave and good,
He turned away from violence,
When he understood,
The falling of the silence..."

"The men above were deep asleep,
While greater love lies further deep,
This dream must end,
This world must know,
That we all depend on the beast below."

"It doesn't matter where you come from - it matters where you go. No one gets remembered... for the things they didn't do."

Ellie

Once in a while,
In an ordinary life,
Love gives us a fairytale...

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1. Maybe They'll Leave You Alone, But Not Me reviews
"Mike was pleasantly surprised that Harvey and Donna kept their word, and weren't telling everyone they knew about their new, 'baby' associate - which is what he'd heard both of them refer to him as. Harvey had even agreed to keep the teasing to only when Donna was in earshot, or when he felt like he could get away with it." Sequel to 'You're Never Gonna Fit In Much, Kid'.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-12-13 - Donna & Harvey S. - Complete

2. Lessons In Parenting » reviews
"Michael James Specter," Mike said quietly – so quietly he doubted anyone could hear it. Harvey however, did hear it. And damn it, if it didn't stir up some sort of emotion within him that he couldn't pinpoint. Sequel to 'Crayons For Your Associate, Sir'.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 222,514 - Reviews: 714 - Updated: 3-24-13 - Published: 3-14-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

3. White Wine In The Sun reviews
Yes, the family tradition had changed over the years. Yes he was a lot of family members down... but he had gained a few in the process. They stood in silence for a few minutes, and to Mike's surprise it was everything he remembered from when he was small.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-5-13 - Mike R. - Complete

4. Behind The Mask » reviews
16 year old Mike Ross is enrolled in a mentor programme at school. He's stuck with newly made-Senior Partner Harvey Specter from Pearson Hardman. However, when looking around one of their client's labs, he is bitten by a spider and soon gets odd powers. He decides to use these gifts to become a superhero.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,182 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-16-12 - Published: 9-1-12 - Mike R. & Harvey S.

5. Through Heaven's Eyes reviews
"Mike you need to calm down, okay?" Donna said, tears entering her voice as she was faced with her own injuries, an unconscious Harvey and a panicking, ptsd-ing associate who was under the impression they were his parents.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-12-12 - Complete

6. You're Never Gonna Fit In Much, Kid reviews
"It would go down in Pearson Hardman history as Harvey Specter - New York's best closer and the definition of 'uncaring' - grinned at his associate and produced a Yankees cap, pulling it down on Mike's head before chucking his chin slightly in a paternal way." Harvey and Donna find something out about Mike and they treat him slightly differently. Mike is not happy.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-19-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

7. Five Times Mike Ross Realised He Didn't Have A Dad reviews
... And one time he realised he did.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 7-9-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

8. Journey To The Past reviews
"You think I'm angry at you? Mike - I'm angry at that god damn hypnotist for putting you through the worst moment of your life, and then letting you lose your grip on reality."
Suits - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 7-3-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

9. Who You Gonna Call? reviews
"You know I always ask why you don't charge me as much for my apartment?" Mike asked his landlord. "Is it because someone died in there? 'Cause there's a ghost in my wardrobe."
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-21-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

10. Razzle Dazzle reviews
Movie nights at Harvey's generally consist of 'Chicago', Donna's obsession with Richard Gere, bromantic banter, popcorn on the floor, cushions being thrown, obvious parallels between characters being made and a tired puppy.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-2-12 - Complete

11. Getting Into A Scrap reviews
"I'm just glad to see he definitely got the upper-hand, judging by your associate's appearance," Harvey remarked, looking back and grinning at Mike. "Good job."
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 2-22-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

12. ExSpecter Patronum reviews
Why would Harvey wander into a bomb site with his impeccable suit, just to keep his associate company? "You're not real," Mike confirmed sadly. "I've gone mad."
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 2-3-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

13. You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog reviews
Harvey heard a yap and looked down. "Mike - your input into this is noted but overall not valid. Shush." The puppy yapped again, affronted, and Harvey turned his attention back to staring into the distance.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-31-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

14. Five Times Harvey Specter Saved Mike's Life reviews
... And one time he wasn't fast enough. NO character death
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-24-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

15. Kids in America » reviews
AU - Jethro Gibbs owns a daycare, only the new bunch of children are... different - he's never before been called 'Boss' by a four year old, nor been stared down by the daughter of an Israeli Ambassador. This year should be interesting. ABANDONED.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 1-17-12 - Published: 4-23-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete

16. Act Your Age » reviews
Physically or mentally? 'Cause Shawn got hit in the head and now can't remember anything past 1982. And thinks he's 5. ABANDONED.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-17-12 - Published: 8-1-11 - Shawn S. - Complete

17. To Whom It May Concern » reviews
Harvey and Mike start leaving each other notes around the office if they're too busy to talk. NOT slash.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,754 - Reviews: 625 - Updated: 1-17-12 - Published: 8-14-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

18. Crayons For The Associate, Sir? » reviews
Harvey wasn't sure if he'd ever had to think to bring toys to keep his associate quiet in a meeting.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,084 - Reviews: 635 - Updated: 1-14-12 - Published: 9-4-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

19. A Taste For Puppies reviews
In which an escalator tries to eat Mike.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-8-11 - Mike R. & Harvey S. - Complete

20. Treading Water reviews
Of course they would be out in a large expanse of water in the middle of nowhere, with Mike being unable to swim due to an injury and with a concussion to boot.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-10-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

21. It's Not The End Of The World reviews
Mike was slightly perturbed to walk into the office one day and find that there had been a zombie apocalypse.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-3-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

22. Doing Things By Halves reviews
"Copy my breathing, okay?" Harvey deliberately made his breaths slow, even and over the top.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-16-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete

23. Stormy Weather » reviews
"Kid, if the weather's like this another time - if you don't call Ray and ask for a lift – I'll fire you. Got it?" Mike stared at him, not sure what to think, but nodded hazily. Now a two-shot. NEW CHAPTER ADDED GUYS :D
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 8-12-11 - Published: 8-11-11 - Mike R. & Harvey S. - Complete

24. Outfoxing The Fox » reviews
Shawn is dragged into one of Henry's old cases that he didn't particularly like the first time round. Can everyone help Shawn before he gets in over his head? Shawn!Whump
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,715 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 7-27-11 - Published: 3-6-11 - Shawn S. - Complete

25. Send In The Clowns » reviews
A gunnery sergeant and his wife are killed by what their daughter describes as a clown, so NCIS investigate. However, it's not the first murder by a clown, and so the Winchesters investigate as well. However, they're arrested as supsects.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,747 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 7-27-11 - Published: 7-4-10 - Complete

26. Here Comes The Boogeyman reviews
A oneshot of Hallowe'ens over the years of Tony and Gibbs. A follow-up of sorts to 'Sweet Lullaby' and 'Childhood Dreams'.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-17-11 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete

27. Look At Me reviews
"Donnie I want to get out." Charlie pleaded, a hitch in his breath. - Charlie is taken hostage inside the FBI office then left traumatised when the hostage-taker shoots himself. He'll need his family's help if he wants to get over this. Oneshot.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-21-11 - Don E. & Charlie E. - Complete

28. Enduring Love » reviews
When Tony meets a random woman at work, he thinks nothing of it - until the calls, letters and, eventually, violence begin.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 4-24-11 - Published: 1-31-10 - Tony D. - Complete

29. Childhood Dreams » reviews
Sequel to 'Sweet Lullaby'. Tony reverts, and when it's clear there is nothing to do, he is adopted, and becomes 'Anthony D. Gibbs'. Long chapters of snapshots in their lives. Obviously contains Gibbs/Tony Father/Son
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,203 - Reviews: 453 - Updated: 2-21-11 - Published: 6-9-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete

30. An Important Skill reviews
NCIS are called out when one of a bow hunter's two kids comes across a drop tank with mummified remains inside. Just a oneshot
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-27-10 - Complete

31. Rock and Roll
Shuffle on the media player and then chosing a few lines of the song led to some of these small oneshots ;D Ranging from a bit of angst to cute Weechester fluff :3
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Published: 10-6-10 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete

32. You Would Cry Too reviews
"Dean, I'm not five anymore," he croaked, hastily trying to pull himself together. "I don't need to crawl into bed with you if I can't sleep." Set a bit after 'The Song Remains The Same'.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-7-10 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete

33. Papa Don't Preach reviews
They couldn't just ask their dad to stop lecturing them, they couldn't say they were losing sleep over it, and they couldn't ask anyone else for help…" Oneshot
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-24-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete

34. Through The Looking Glass » reviews
When Tony is sent undercover to an asylum, how long will it be before he finds it hard to distinguish between reality and imagination? Will Gibbs sense the danger and pull him out in time?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,942 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 6-5-09 - Tony D. - Complete

35. You Grew On Me reviews
Tony is persuaded by Abby to play the piano for a colleague's wedding anniversary. His idea of a romantic song isn't everyone else's however... I guess this might be classed as a crack!fic, but I'm not sure lol.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-4-09 - Tony D. - Complete

36. His Second Opinion reviews
ScrubsXNCIS - why? I'm not sure lol. Tony gets shot and has to be taken to the closest hospital - Sacred Heart. Tony/Gibbs, JD/Dr Cox - father/son. Please R&R, it's better than it sounds. I think anyways :P
Crossover - Scrubs & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-27-09 - Complete

37. Friendship reviews
Loki gets ill and Bartleby looks after him. First Dogma fanfic, please review? Just a oneshot. Lol, rubbish title 'cause I can't think of them :D
Dogma - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-09 - Loki & Bartleby - Complete

38. Their Silent Understanding reviews
On the anniversary of something in Gibbs's past, he makes Tony come in on his day off to 'go through paperwork'. After an accident leaving Tony concussed, they both open up. Father/Son relationship. Just a Oneshot :D
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-10-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete

39. Drop dead Fred, NCIS! » reviews
After hearing some bad news from back home, Tony's childhood imaginary friend comes back to play... Gibbs/Tony Father/Son
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 5-7-09 - Tony D. - Complete

40. Sweet Lullaby » reviews
Tony is forcfed a tablet by a suspect, and the NCIS team are amazed by the results. Lots of PapaBear Gibbs in this story :D Did I mention it contains Baby!Tony? NOW COMPLETE! Wow :O
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,670 - Reviews: 947 - Updated: 5-27-09 - Published: 3-14-09 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete

41. Father and Son reviews
Series of little snapshots in Tony and Gibbs' relationship, guided by lyrics from the song 'Father and Son'.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-18-09 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete

42. Automatonophobia reviews
Everyone must have at least one fear, and that includes our favourite NCIS Special Agent DiNozzo. Oneshot ;P
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-12-09 - Tony D. - Complete

43. Bad Day » reviews
Tony's ill, so someone has to look after him. Though Gibbs swears that's not his responsibility...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 4-9-09 - Published: 3-4-09 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete

44. Boosh on Mars » reviews
My name is Vince Noir. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,854 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 11-12-08 - Complete

45. Dancing On Ice reviews
Vince persuades Howard to go ice skating ;D Not as crubbish as it sounds, I assure you :P
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete

46. Jekyll reviews
Vince finds an injured foxcub, but has trouble letting it go. Just a oneshot ;P Stupid summary, but it's not THAT bad :D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-29-08 - Complete

47. Anything I'm not reviews
There are some things you don't want people to know. And to Vince, depression and unrequited love were a few of them. Just a oneshot
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-13-08 - Complete

48. Accident and Emergency » reviews
Vince is involved in a hit and run. Will Howard's friendship be enough to pull him out of his shock or will he need to be more than a friend? Stupid summary, so just read it :P
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 11-30-08 - Complete

49. Aphrodite's Maze reviews
Little oneshot for you ;D Pure fluff and a tiny bit of slash. Howince obviously ;D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-08 - Complete

50. Too small for his boots » reviews
A sequel to 'Howard's little man'. Bollo didn't read the small print so something 'small' happens to Vince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,897 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 9-16-08 - Complete

51. Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you reviews
Oneshot songfic. Vince is left crushed after Howard leaves suddenly. Can anything get them back together? Lol, I've never done angst before, so sorry if it sucks.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-10-08 - Complete

52. Howard's little man » reviews
Vince eats a jelly out of the fridge that was made using water from the fountain of youth. Cuteness ensues.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 8-21-08 - Complete

53. The Christmas Penguin » reviews
I know it's the wrong time of year for this but it popped into my head, so I had to go with it. Vince and Howard Christmas shopping, Christmas morning, presents and eventual Howince R and R, you know you want to!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-21-08 - Complete