Rated-R-Enigma
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since: 08-18-08, id: 1670410, Profile Updated: 06-08-09
country: Australia
Author has written 7 stories for Wrestling.

Pen name's Rated-R-Enigma but my real name is Christie, I'm 17 from Sydney, Australia! Don't hesitate to PM me or drop a line, I'm not mean :P. I've been watching wrestling since I was like 7 when my uncle sat me down and introduced me to the magic of the WWF.

I've just started writing fanfic's. MORE ON THE WAY! I PROMISE!
I totally love reading your reviews, thanks to the people that do review. Rock on!
Oh, and sometimes I haven't got any motivation so send in all your challenges!

You'll notice from my likes/dislikes that I like more heels than faces. That's because I think heels have more personality than faces and are just so goddamn cool!
Here are my Wrestling likes/dislikes:

WWE

LIKES

GUYS
-EDGE: My favorite wrestler since 1999, never EVER gonna change that cos I love him too much xD
-Chris Jericho: I loved him since the Y2J invasion. Heel now, but still awesome. Looking forward for a Jericho/Edge fued!
-Christian: Always been a Peep!
-CM Punk: I love him, enough said.
-Jeff Hardy: Also favourite since 1999. More exciting Hardy I suppose.
-John Morrison: Yay! He's in Smackdown now and he's single...competitor. JoMo for the IC champ again!
-Kofi Kingston: He's like the most talented in Raw right now.
-Kane: Although Masked Kane was cooler.
-Shawn Michaels: The Showstoppa! Taker VS Michaels at WM25 was the highlight of that lame PPV.
-Santino Marella: I love this guy, but drop the freakin Santina thing, it's not funny anymore.
-Randy Orton: The Viper...awesome
-Shelton Benjamin: Talent..
-Ted Dibiase: Can't say much since he's still prety fresh but he's cool and has a hot body.
-Cody Rhodes: Same as Ted.
-Rey Mysterio: Ok, I give in. Rey Rey did win me as a fan when I was 7.
-MVP: Ballin!
-Evan Bourne: Shooting star press is just like...wow.
-Primo and Carlito

GIRLS

-MICKIE JAMES: I love love love Mickie! She cuts the best promo's but lately the WWE is used her all wrong. Oh well, I miss physco Mickie.
-Beth Pheonix: The Glamazon!
-Melina: Awesome!
-Natalya Niedhardt: Why the hell is she on ECW?
-Maryse: YAY FOR NEW DIVA'S CHAMP! Her techno theme music makes me want to dance for no reason at all.
-Maria: Ok, I know I'm a traitor cos I firmly hate all the Diva Search Rejects but Maria is so cute and she's improving!
-Gail Kim: Welcome back!
-Jillian Hall: Hahaha...I still can't believe she tried to sing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'...But no, seriously, she's very talented but she's stuck with a lame gimmick.
-Stephanie McMahon: Glad to see her back! Anddd Hunter's back IN the picture...Oh well, she's back and thats cool with me!

DISLIKES

-Batista: I HATE THIS ASSHOLE, ITS NOT ENOUGH THAT HE'S A FREAKING OVERRATED ROIDED-UP BASTARD BUT HE'S A TOTAL DICK IN REAL LIFE.
-John Cena: OVERRATED and please STOP PAIRING HIM WITH LITA! I know he's a great guy and good on the mic but GOD! He's not a Pokemon! He needs to learn more than 4 moves, Kelly Kelly wrestles more than him! AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING
-Cryme Time: I don't see whats so good about them..
-Matt Hardy: Big crybaby, He's so full of shit, dragging out their personal lives then crying about it. MAYBE IT WOULD HURT LESS IF YOU MOVED ON, MATT! Heel Mat still bores me to sleep and his new tights are tacky.
-Triple H: What a effing prick. I didn't like him since day 1 when I started watching the WWF. He never loses and always always ALWAYS must be in the title picture. If not, he goes crying to Stephie. Briefly, he's overrated, doesn't deserve half of the titles he has gained, can't wrestle (watch one of his matches and tell me if he does more than 5 move tops) and is hell boring to watch (ie. WM25. THAT was the main event? That didn't deserve to mainevent ECW)
-Michelle McDouchebag:
-DX: I love Shawn Michaels, but I absolutely HATE DX! They remind me of the yr. 8's with their stupid high school jokes. SELL OUTS TO THE FREAKIN MAXIMUM

TNA

LIKES

-Sting
-Kurt Angle
-Booker T
-the entire Knockout Division
-Matt Morgan
-Dr. Stevie!
-The Monster Abyss
-Team 3D
-Beer Money inc.
-The British Invasion
-Daniels
-Lethal Consequences
-Eric Young ( I LOVE HIM and I'll never take him off this list even if he quits TNA!)
-Motor City Machine Guns.
-AJ Styles
-Suicide.
-Victoria...errr...Tara.

DISLIKES

-Scott Steiner (steroids!)
-Samoa Joe:
What's up with the facepaint?
-Kevin Nash: RETIRE!

FAVORITE FORMER WRESTLERS/DIVAS

-Lita (BEST WOMEN'S WRESTLER EVER..PERIOD) She's the reason I loved watching WWE as a kid.
-Trish Stratus (Her and the other Diva's of that time set the goddamn bar which noone has crossed yet.)
-Molly Holly (I seriously said Good Golly Miss Molly! for two years)
-Eddie Guerrero (R.I.P.)
-Chris Benoit (R.I.P.)
-Bill Goldberg
-R.V.D
-Stone Cold Steve Austin
-Ric Flair

I'm definetely forgetting some

FAVOURITE FANFIC PAIRINGS

-Lita/Edge
-Lita/Punk
-Punk/Mickie: I love this couple. They look cute together and have a history on TNA. I just wish the WWE writers would grow a brain and pair them up together like they SHOULD HAVE when Punk and Mickie debuted!
-Trish/Jeff
-Jericho/Steph
-Melina/Morrison
-Jericho/Steph
-Trish/Christian

LEAST FAVOURITE PAIRINGS

-Lita/Cena (DON'T DO IT KIDS! ITS TOTALLY GROSS!)
-Lita/Batista
-Lita/HHH (this has overtaken Lita/Cena as my most hated fanfic pairing. I'm sorry if i offend anyone but COME ON!)
-Cena/Mickie: Bastard writers...ARE YOU HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

BTW, Mary Sue's suck. Not only is it lame but it's boring as hell. I mean, making up a character just like you but perfect and 100x cooler is not cool. I don't like it, I think it's unrealistic and unimaginative. I've read about 5 OC's and had trouble telling the difference between each.


1. The MindNumbingly Ridiculous Wager Over True Love » reviews
Adam and Amy's friends decide to bet on their relationship, going to hilarious extremes to win the money. Charecters Edge/Lita, Stephanie/Jericho, Christian/Molly, Jeff/Trish, Punk/Mickie, Randy/Victoria. Other charecters to be determined! R&R!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 2-3-09
2. The Sweetest Taboo » reviews
When Lita returns, a dangerous obstacle seperates her from her love. Meanwhile, CM Punk tries to prove to Lita he's more than a shoulder to cry on, confusing Lita further!It's a classic love-triangle with a twist!CM Punk/Lita/Edge,Batista,Hardy,Mickie.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,969 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 9-16-08 - Lita & Edge
3. My Never reviews
"I saw forever in My Never and stood outside her heaven". Trish has been meaning to tell Amy something, but she just can't bring herself to do it. Trish, Lita, Edge cameo. Title based on song by Blue October. First femslash. FEMSLASH DON'T LIKE,DON'T READ
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-1-09 - Trish Stratus & Lita - Complete
4. Before Tomorrow Comes » reviews
TWOSHOT. Lita and Edge prepare for a special event that doesn't go as planned... BAD SUMMARY BUT READ ON, YOU WON'T REGRET IT!...EdgeLita, ChristianMolly, JeffTrish.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-08 - Complete
5. Edge: The Untold Story reviews
After reading a myriad of Edge bashing fic's, Edge decides to write his own fanfiction! Characters include Edge and me. NOT A MARY SUE!Dedicated to the b-day of the greatest wrestler ever!
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-08 - Complete
6. Eternal Love reviews
ONESHOT. Lita goes to visit an old friend... Lita, Edge. Click the link and read on ;
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-08 - Complete
7. Death Cab for Cutie reviews
Stand alone fic which I wrote using my iPod. Story based on What Sarah Said by Death Cab for Cutie. Edge, Lita...Forgive me for this fic, the song only let me go so far..
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-08 - Complete