"The superstitious will tell you never to walk under a ladder, but they won't stop you from walking under a taxi!"

~Pierre Dac

"It's statistically inpossible for a girl of sixteen to unplug her telaphone."

~Daniel Attias

"If you wish to be a writer, write!"

~Epictetus

"What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime.

It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset."

~Crowfoot, Blackfoot warrior

So...aBoUt mE: I'm the kind of person that people call "nerd" or "geek" or "Smarty pants" It's kinda weird though, because I lack discipline. (which is why you probably won't see updates often) -dodges angry mob- Anyway, I have obsessions with manga and anime, and good plotlines in general. My biggest faults in writing are this:

1. Finishing a story. Seriously, I'm like Shikamaru. I'm what people call smart, but I'm lazy.

2. Comming with a really great plotline, but lacking the skills to actually write it. (this is where Shikamaru and I are diffrent)

Oh, and just call me Mistyfire. Or Misty. No, that's not my real name.

Manga/animes I like:

Naruto

Black Cat

FullMetal Alchemist

InuYasha

I also like Poke'mon, but I just trade cards. That's all.

Pairings I like:

Naruto:

Sasusaku

Naruhina

Shikatema

Nejiten

Black Cat:

TrainXSaya

Fullmetal Alchemist:

EdWinry

Royiza

InuYasha:

Inukago

InuKikyou

MirSango

RinSesshomaru

KagurSesshomaru

Pairings I dislike:

SasukeX anyone else besides Sakura

SakuraX anyone else besides Sasuke

NaruSaku (Massashi kishimoto is hinting at this...NO!!)

I guess I'm ok-ish with mostly everything else besides the very...unlikely pairings.

Black Cat:

No objection except for the unusual. Sorry.

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Besides EdWinry and Royiza, I'm mainly ok except for pairings not mentioned in the original manga.

InuYasha:

Besides the original pairings in the original manga.

~Ahem: Stories~

Orochimaru's Plan:

Sorry to anyone who was reading this. It's a dead plot. Yes, I discontinued it. Maybe...I'll do some major revising.

Summery:

Sakura is on a team mission when she is separated from the others. After a harsh battle, she is captured and brought to Sound. What shall our favoriate avenger do? And what does Orochimaru want her for? And...what of his plan? Sasusaku.

The 8 Bijuu:

Well...my most popular story, hm? Too bad I have a writer's block...-dodges objects ninja style-

Summery:

It was almost time. Eight out of nine bijuu were captured, and the hidden villages were moving. With combined teams from the five villages, Sakura and the others arrive at the scene. Objective 1: Free and seal the bijuu back to their respective villages. Objective 2: If possible, destroy the Akatsuki once and for all. What the medic nin doesn't know is that the bijuu are aware of their approach...and have made their own preperations. With the arrival comes chaos, and in the midist, the bijuu are freed. Knowing they would be captured easily in their true forms, they all mass together...and dive into Sakura, making her the host of 8.

SPOILER IN UNDERLINE:

arukas no tceffa evitegen a evah srewop s'uujib ehT

Yes...It's backwards so anyone who doesn't want to know what the spoilers are can look and be safe.

Life Of an Innocent Werewolf:

Eventually, I will delete this story after I pull up another story similar to it, and the title will be different...I DO have a bad habit of discontinueing stories...sobs pityfully

Summery:

Returning from a mission, Sakura is suddenly attacked by a red-eyed wolf. With the bite mark on her shoulder, she is given the power of the werewolf. Problem is, she doesn't know how to return to human form. Haunted by the instincts of the wolf, she raises her head...and howls. Drawn by instinct, a male wolf appears...only to reveal himself as Uchiha Sasuke.

Hinata's Reflection:

Someone who I dont know requested it to become a fic. I'm thinking about it. (not really...)

Oneshot/songfic. With the burden of the Hyuuga clan's rejection, Hinata runs. She runs and runs...until she reaches the sea. Preparing for the worst, she jumps in...

That was a lame summery...

Forgotten Dead, Looming Threat:

Yes, I can't come up with titles worth anything. Hiatus.

Summery:

Haruno Sakura. Dead age 16. But that's what they THOUGHT. Now there are whispers of a new super ninja-killing using explict medic ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu. And there's him. Uchiha Sasuke. Leader of Sound. Searching for a wife. Sasusaku.

I'm thinking about changing this story ENTIRELY...

Crossroads of Fate:

My best title. No doubt about it. Hiatus too...-dodges barrage of angry mob-

So...I know this has been overdone, but WHO CARES!

Summery:

Haruno Sakura, drop dead gorgeous, the second "Princess" of Konoha. Fanboys worship her. All is fine, until Tsunade reveals an anciant secret that Sakura will soon have to participate in. Training in new and absurd methods, Sakura's power grows...along with a familiar missing-nins. However, things weren't fated to be. At the last battle, they must make a choice: Darkness, or Light? Sasusaku. Angel/Vampire fic

OK...fun time!

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words "chan and kun" on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "icha icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Sakura(or other characters' names) as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream girl(guy) is and you say Sasuke(some girl character).
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sasuke.(or some girl character if your a guy)
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.(best friend if you're a girl)
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. (choji. Definatly choji.)
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (eh? sasu-chan did that?)
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500 times.
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way"

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (The average age of people on there is 65. Doesn't that strike you as a little creepy and a reason why not to go on there?)

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile. (my friend does that all the time...her "toy" classmate is named Mr. Pokers because she pokes him so much...)

98 of the teenage population does or has tried pot. If you are part of the 2 that hasn’t and never will, copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny."

~Carl Schurz