"The time that you enjoy wasting is not wasted time..."

My name is Lizhi (pronounced Lizzie. I adopted the unusual spelling after an incident involving a Chinese take-away, Australia and the number one. I’m odd) I have a rather large crush on Richard Armatage and a small obsession with Phantom of the Opera. Also, fully aware that my writng is a bit...wet. But there's only one way to get better. I do have a fictionpress acount as well, but I mainly write plays, which might explain alot.

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Name: Lizhi Anne (Lizzieus Annoxipus)

Habitat: the RRA office or a library in southern England

Camouflage: the Lizhi is between 5ft 4 and 5ft 6 in height. She is possessed of a long, honey coloured main that is often ‘bush-like’ and rarely straight. The Lizhi’s fur varies from season to season but mainly the fur below the waist is dark blue and jean like in texture. The torso fur is often dark and cotton like. In the cold season the Lizhi possessed grey, wool like outer fur that she rarely sheds.

Diet: the Lizhi cannot function without a daily intake of tea. Food wise, her main nutrition group is sugar, which she usually consumes through chocolate or, in the hot season, ice cream (see picture). On special occasions the Lizhi will consume food form a variety of locations including; Spain, Pourtrigal, Italy and Mexico. The drink ‘Appletizer’ will cause the Lizhi to act in a bizarre, hyperactive sate in which she should be approached with caution. The Lizhi cannot come in to contact with aniseed. If she does she will assume the defence position and deafen those around her (see below)

Survival: the Lizhi will often avoid or talk her way out of a confrontational situation and has the natural instinct to be scared of those who are bigger then her (quite a lot actually). However, when a loved one is threatened or when she has been deprived of sleep and caffeine (or the BBC are on a murderous rampage) the Lizhi can be deadly. She will often violently bruise her victim on the shin with a series of forceful and well-directed kicks. Also if she is in possession of something sharp and pointy she will instigate and accurate 16th century sword fight. The Lizhi’s main defence is to curl up into a ball and emit a high pitch wail, deafening her attackers. This sate is also induced by the presence of aniseed.

Fic's in progress (all other work abandoned)

'You Know You Are Obsessed With Robin Hood'- just for fun and becuase I could- soon to be re published as a limitus test!

'Touched'- RH BBC the gang discover a leper when trying to hoard a lot of gold. She has a VERY big secret though. Currntly writng and updating this fic. Takes place bettween E9 and E10. Runs the length of an episode. Edit in progress...

'The de Changy Sister'- re-write and continuation of Shame, becuase I couldn't let Lizette go!

Planed fics

'Thorns'- When Isabella murdered Thronton she forgot that his sister, Brier, would become her ward. But the ladies of Thornton are not all that diferent, or are they? Where do Brier's loyaties lie? Does she have any? Think the total opposite of Miriam- on e-numbers and without a soul...

'The Crossing Point'- a Guy of Gisbourne fic following on from S3 EP13. Think a Cristmas Carol and you're half way there...

'The Play's the Thing'- You've heard it all before, "the gang are in a band etc..." but this time they are in a theatre group. Expect cannon with less death and plently of OC's- I cant run two fully operating theatres with less then 10 people! If you want your OC to be featured (techies, critics, chorus members, crazed fans) drop me a line and I'll see what I can do...

'The Tempest'- Camalot's team of world class doctors are shipwrecked on a island. And, as always, evil forces are at work. dun dun dun! Can the team escape the island before they get sucked in, killed or turned into toads? And why is Lancelot involved with the Princess of the Island?- based on a rather crazy dream

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Loves, L x