Tawnee estaa(Tawnee's status &/or Mood): There are people who are sad for actual reasons...not me. someone i know.

What is Tawnee doing? thiking bout the guy she likes.

My Cinderella Storyy Scene, About this amazing chick:

Como Me Llamo?(Name/Nombree): I dont really want to write my real name because everyone knows its not safe to post that on the web...but My family calls me Tawnee and my friends call me Tawnee_Dorkk.

How youngg?(Age):i am_ years youngg! Yeah...i Barely turned _

What am i?(Sex): yes. I am A GIRL.

Orientation: Staight of course.

when was i born?(Birthday): my birthday is on April 30...so bake me a cake that day and get ready for the party!! Woot-woot!

Where was i born?(location): In a hospital...hahaha in West Covina.

how tall am i?(Height): 5'5... i think i'm tall

how much do i wiegh?(Weight): ...i dont think i want to say it...its too embarrassing.

do i have a BF?(Relationship Status): single but i like this cute guy named H_.

what Tawnee gets mad, what might she do to you?? yell at you but then feel guilty & apologize later. cuss you out.

Pinky-Pomise/Forever&Always?? well these are my all time favorite phrases. pinky promise means that you can tell me a secret & not worry that i'll be a chismosa and tell everyone about it. To me Forever&Always Means something like "Pinky-promise Forever&Always friends forever!"

what do i love?Esta Chickka Ama:

the guy she likes

-her family

-her pets

-school

-her friends:

~Y_i_Dorkk

~I_y_Dorkk

~V_e_Dorkk

~K_y_Dorkk

what i dont like?Esa chikka Odia:

-Rude people.

-Some people that comment and say bad Things.

--Tawnee_Dorkk's Faves--

Food: Pizza, Chips, BK...I LOVE junk food!

Drink: Pepsi!

Candy: i dont really like candy but my fave is GUM...if that counts as candy.

Hobbies: Volleyball...i really felt like slapping somebody the day i didnt make the team. and just by some points!

Animals: ...i love my dog...

Anime/Manga: Vampire Knight, beauty pop, cherry juice, AAA, Special A, and Much more!

Movies: Twilight, The Simpsons Movie, Corpse Bride, Night at the Museum, Shrek, Ratatouille, Ella Enchanted, 27 Dresses, Scary movie (1,2,3&4), right now i cant remeber anymore.

Books: Twilight Books (especially breaking dawn because it had quil in it! I love Quil!), Princess diaries books!, i really want to read the book Vampire kisses.

TV Shows: All Disney Channel, oh and Manana es Para Siempre.

Authors: Meg Cabot and Stephanie Meyer are my faves right now.

Bands/Singers: (In order of fave)Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, andTaylor swift.

Musicca: R&B , Whatever genre taylor swift is..., raggeaton, & some hip-hop.

Quotes:

we were both young when i first saw you,

-why can't you see? you belong with me.

-she can't see the way your eyes, will light up when you smile,

-Forever&Always!

-Pinkky-Promise!

-Ur weird! and its funny!

-HaHa_UrWeird!

-HaHa_UrFunny!

-HaHa_UrStupidd!

-OMG_UrRetarded!

-ILY_Myy_Losers_I...-Y...

-ILY_Dorkks!

-(I-Y)_U.May.Be.Losers.But.Ur.Myy.Losers_ILY_BFFs!

- Tawnee_Dorkk!

-_IHeartMyyLosers_

-_IJustTotally MyyLosers_

- Im.Da.BeSt.DaMn.ThInG.dAt.Ur.EyEs.HaV.eVeR.sEeN.

- I'veGottLotzOfSunShiine.!

- LiiL_MiiS_SunShiinee.! -ILYLoser_Punkk.I...-Y...

- ;;;SMILEE;;;

Cuz.IveGottSunShinee

-Tonight!

-Oohhh! This is an SOS, Don't wanna second guess, this is the bottom line its true.

-So Won't You Fly...With Mee?

-I Just Wanna Play My Music!

-Well there's no need to fight we're just wasting time, (TONIGHT!), If you give me time well then maybe you'll find, (We might work this out), Well we know we're in love so let's keep it alive, Keep it alive, (TONIGHT), Keep it alive, I'm staring to see the morning light!(We've finally worked this out)

-I'm giving up so just catch me...

-Yeah! It's a party in the USA!

-Lies are free, Talk is cheap!

-Its much too QUIET in here!

-Please Remember, Remember December.

(& many more...on channel 4...with scooby-doo...hahahaha)

what Tawnee does when she is boredd: i like to read, go on myspace and write.

when i saw this i laughed so hard!!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

this is cute too!

30 reasons why girls are the best:
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. It took the vilest, most evil creature in the universe to convince Eve to eat the apple, it only took a woman to convince Adam.

What is Tawnee writing at this momento in her life??

Right Now:

--Princess Diaries--Love story: Over the Years- its about Mia and michael. how they met and basically like the title says its Over The Years...

Mayybee Later:I dont really know at this current moment.

So yeah. that was some stuff about me and now here are 39 Random things:

-I'm a girl.

-My house is yellow.

-i like a guy.

-my fave color is sky blue

-my fave subject is english.

-whne i grow up i want to be a writer.

-my socks are dark blue.

-my dog's name is Nemo.

-i'm a 9th grade Twinkie.

-my school mascot is the Jaguar.

-My hair is dark black, the same color as the guy i like.

-my mom is watching Univision.

-i'm scared to catch the swine flu.

-christiano ronaldo is hot!

-my fave soccer team is chivas.

-i like to play volleyball.

-i want chips.

-Edward Cullen is hot!

-i love Quil Ateara!

-Jasper Hale is hot too!

-my friends are funny!

-they make me laugh to tears.

-the look on I_'s face yesterday made me laugh.

-next year i'll be an Oreo.

-i went to thee graduation on June 25.

-i'm wearing a hot pink shirt.

-i'm wearing my P.E. sweat pants.

-iCarly is on T.V. right now.

-my cell-phone is blue.

-my yearbook is green

-the whole school had a party at the park.

-the park was in the mountains.

-Who's Housee?! Jaguars!

-my dad just called me.

-the guy i like went somewhere far away for the summer.

-my school had its first graduating class on thursday june 25.

-i am writing right now.

-in 2 years i'll be a coffee cake and in 3 years i'll be a senior...IDk we dont have a name for the seniors because their shirt is dark grayy.

-i can keep a secret... and i can guard it with myy life if i have to...(although no one has toldd me any life threatning secrets...yet...)

-Now I'm a 10th grade oreo!

-Next year I'll be cofee cake.

-THe guy I like doesn't like me back, I know who he likes...

-But there's a hotter guy that I also like now. (G_)

THa'ts all there is to know about me...this Random amazing Chikka is outz!