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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. Can you help me? I've lost any sanity I might have once had. Hello hello... I'm Fern. I've been doing Twilight and Harry Potter type fan fiction. What ever else I want throw at you all; -HINT HINT- I'm evil. You're welcome to PM me or Review (By the way, I'm a review whore. That's a term I've stolen and love. EntrlPsyche invented it, I think. That's where I got it!) . Right now, as of 10/12/09, I'm only doing Harry Potter fanfiction. You know, this is a NOTE: I fucking SUCK at regular updating. I lose interest and am generally too lazy to update. So... Yeah. I also than adopt out my stories. I prefer to give them away instead of leaving them unfinished. A little about Miss. Craziness (AKA me): I'm a candid person; if you don't know what that means, get a dictionary out. I believe I have a odd sense of humor, slightly morbid and mostly in the gutter. I laugh a lot. I am an emotional person and I cry at sad things, laugh at good things, and punch bad things in the mouth... -nodnod- I read lemons, have written two, but am not the biggest fan of them. MAKE IT TASTEFUL. NO BDSM, PLEASE. ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT 12! I get pissed off by bad grammar and chat speak just about always. talkn lyk dis dont get u no plcae in lyf adn stuf. Don't speak to me like that. Only Yuki nee-chan and Mercedes nee-chan can. Screw off. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile -Fern P.S. Twilight-is-lovee has been my beta, and I love her for it! Current Poem: If you need a hugging, grab a Teddy; | |||||||
1. Watching Carefully » reviewsThis is a story of how a vampire girl named Kerk got herself a family in a very unconventional way; it only took her 439 years in total. Drarry, HG-SS?, Ron W.-Luna.L?, mpreg, and lemons eventually. Slight cursing. WIPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 11-18-09 - Harry P. & Draco M.2. Fridays » reviewsSeverus and Harry are snuggled into bed on a Friday night. Snarry, SSHP, Slash, Smut, Lemon, or however you want to put it. One-shot, Complete. Back story added as a second chapter, by request.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 10-11-09 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete3. Cat Treats reviewsGo on a little evening adventure into the world of Hermes the Cat, as he spys on his masters. Snarry, Dramione, mentions mpreg. One-shot, complete.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-11-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete4. Always Waiting reviewsHermione Granger fell that first day. Couldn't she just settle down? No, no, it was impossible. Every time they made love, his name was the one she called out in her head. My second Dramione, it's a drabble. Real short.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-4-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete5. Hate and Love Are Both Passion reviewsMy first Dramione. Hermione can't it anymore. She has to tell him. Hint of Suicide, sex, and language. Mild M, strong T.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-3-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete6. A Fluff to Beat All Fuffs reviewsA cute, short, fluffy one-shot about Dobby waking up Harry during the middle of the night with some interesting news. I think you could fit this in somewhere during HBP, maybe. Read this just for the fluff, not the meager plot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-29-09 - Dobby & Winky7. Boarded away » reviewsBella is packed away into boarding school after school, when Renee gets re-married. Total OOC, AU. All human. Abandoned and adopted. ReahEveBlack has taken it, go to her profile to see it.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-4-08 - Published: 9-7-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Life after Edward » reviewsOriginally one-shot, given to marieriddle to finish... /s/4698653/1/Life After Edward Cont Link to story. Edward dumps Bella after taking her virginity one day. Lemon included. Bella goes to Oregon State University with Ben and Angela. Alice finds her.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-4-08 - Published: 11-8-08 - Bella & Alice - Complete9. Fluff reviewsSmall Bella/Edward fluff. Product of a lunch-time anger at my friend Sarah. Lol, one-shot. Bella feels sick, Edward takes her home.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-10-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete10. Socks? reviewsOkay, very small one-shot that popped into my head. Why not to do chores. Drabble.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-5-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete11. Oh No You Didn't reviewsHow do you break Rosalie and Emmett away from each other on the stair case? Ask Bella. Funny One-shot that popped into my head while reading.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-4-08 - Rosalie & Bella - Complete
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