Hey, guys! I'm Soccer Monkey 16, if you didn't get the message. I LOVE all things soccer, but also can't deny an opportunity to shop - unless soccer gets in the way. I am going to be boring and am going to give you standard facts/favorites. Yeah, I can be lame like that sometimes.

Favorite:

Food: Ice cream or chocolate...yum
Sport: Hel-LO!
Color: Blue
Pattern: Either polka-dots or those plaid-stripe-things
Clothing: Jeans
Letter: M
Animal: Either a lemur or a panda...or maybe a snow leopard
Friend: ...shouldn't answer that
Drink: lemonade

Chocolate or Candy: I can't pick!!
Hugs or Kisses: Hugs
Silver or Gold: Silver
Magazines or Books: Books
Texting or Calling: Texting

(We're standing in the lunch line. Katie shot a sarcastic comment at Jules and Jules starts to get defensive)
Jules: Hey, I'm not dumb! I'm smarter than Little Red Riding Hood!
Me: So you'd stay away from the wolf?
Jules: (Drops her head) No...I'd probably give him a hug. (Katie starts giggling)
Me: Oh. So you'd seduce the wolf so he won't eat your grandma. (Katie bursts out in laughter)
Jules: Hey! I'm not that desperate!

My Stories

Messenger - Inspired by Shakespear's "Twelfth Night". The next chapter might be posted a little later than planned because I have to sort out some stuff with the plot. Hopefully that'll get done soon.

Bella's ball gown: http://www.morilee.com/DressDetail.aspx?C=5&D=86091&P=1
Angela's ball gown: http://www.morilee.com/DressDetail.aspx?C=5&D=81180&P=1
Tanya's ball gown: http://www.edressmeprom.com/prom86084.html
The masks (Scroll down to the 18th and 19th row. I couldn't find a more direct link. Bella's is on the 18th row. Tanya's and Angela's are in 19th row): http://www.amasquerade.com/store_masks.asp

It's Too Late - Edward and Bella are best friends as they're growing up, and Edward knows he's in love with her, yet he is too scared to tell her out of fear of rejection. Then, Bella dies in a car crash and everything comes spilling out. All Human. Three shot.

Bella's prom dress: http://www.dresses.com/order/9083.html
Tanya's prom dress: http://www.dresses.com/order/1136.html

I'm really, really sorry for the lack of updates. I haven't had any real inspiration, but now that it's summer, who knows? My brain might get back in the writing mindset. Hopefully I can get some new chapters, one-shots, and stories that I've been trying to work on to you soon.

Beta

To anyone who would like somebody to beta for them, I am currently available - and willing - to take the job. Just click the little beta profile button in the top left corner and pm me if you liked what you saw/read.

Currently beta-ing for:
LittleCoward - I am helping her with many stories, including one-shots, one-shots-that-turned-into-more-than-one-shots, and a big story.

Maybe, just maybe, I'll be nice to you...if you give me chocolate