name: Heiryuu

age: no comment

Gender: MALE and proud of it.

intrests: bseids the girl that i like? Well i am an avid otaku and will agrue with any one who doesn't like my favorite pairings and flames my stories for it until the end of time of that i can garenty an 80 chance of that to you. (they only person to ever win me over to there side in this type of arguement is my girlfriend so don't try if you aren't her.)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

(if i tried to say this to my girl i would crash and burn, and wind up with a few bruises!)

Quotes

"Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends," is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it." from the profile of sandgirl395 and Leaf Ranger

"Plans never survive first contact with the enemy." Erdrick17

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back... are we talking about zombies here?" from the profile of sandgirl395 and Leaf Ranger

Everything you are about to read from here is perfectly true about me. All these actually happened. I am that insane!:

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

I may be insane but I'm not stupid to try pot!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know when you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...
9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you hate gay Naruto couples, copy & paste this into your profile

If you hate NejiHina then copy & paste this into your profile

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. Mind blanks are worst :(

If you think that I’m making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

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If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on your nerves" song copy this into your profile! P.S I know a song the gets on you nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves get get on your nerves.

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you think sasuke should have lost to itachi copy and past this into your profile.

if you think that sasuke should have one any way but should have atleast buried the body so Zetsu couldn't find it copy and past this into your profile.

if you like to read the manga and not watch the anime because the updates are fifty episodes behind copy and past this into your profile.