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Author has written 34 stories for Bleach, X-overs, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Watchmen. Hallo, all. Since I assume I should prolly have one of these, here we go. I'm fifteen, have no social life and two friends that help me make up the freak brigade at my school. It's awesome, I love it. Currently a Sophomore in high school, and I loathe it. I watch a good deal of anime, read a good deal of manga, and play a whole lot of video games. My current favorite anime are Bleach, Hellsing Ultimate, Cowboy Bebop, S-cry-ed, Paranoia Agent, Eureka Seven, Fullmetal Alchemist, Now and Then, Here and There (NT,HT is one title), Trigun, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Speed Grapher, FLCL (Fooly Cooly, if you prefer), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, The Big O, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Witchblade, Cyborg 009, Blood, Death Note, Chrono Crusade, and Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei. Current favorite manga are: Uzumaki (It's pretty damn creepy, but I love it. It made me afraid of spirals), Bleach, The Tyrant Falls in Love, The Devil Within, Narutaru. I watch a lot more anime than read manga. I write fics for Bleach, so far. Maybe for others, if I get the inspiration. Now considering the awesomeness of Pennywise/Pyramid Head/Cthulhu OT3. :D Currently working on: The Ribbon Waltz: Don't know how long this one will go on, but I'm thinking it might last a while. Also, it may take some time for the newest chapters because I have to go back and review certain parts in the actual series because they're kind of way back there, and I don't have a photographic memory. Faux Smiles: This one is going to be really long, I'm pretty sure. I'm dipping into some ideas I've had for a while, so aside from how I've pretty much got the main storyline planned out in my head (except the ending, undecided on how it's going to end), I don't really know how it's going to turn out. I hope I don't go overboard on the angst; I try and limit it to a moderate amount. Candy Hearses and Chocolate Chip Coffins: I feel that this one might be shorter than I had first thought. The ending is in my head, I just need to work out the finer points of how the new additions to the team are going to work. Expect this one to be a bit slower than the others, because this story is much more difficult to write for than the others. Where Angels Fear to Tread: An AU focusing on the Anointed Ones being chased by their Angels, phantasms intent on taking revenge. When a human dies with unmeasurable hatred or despair in their heart, all focused towards one person, that dying human has the chance of becoming an Angel and having the chance to inflict vengeance. Sometimes, it's an accident on the Anointed's part and they don't deserve being chased by an Angel and therefore ostracized by the entire city. Sometimes, all they can do is run. I intend to involve as much of the Bleach character cast as possible, all in a setting based on a dark metropolis in the current times. New projects: Angel Eater: In it's infancy, though I have a basic storyline planned out. Sort of. Anyway, it's going to be a very dark AU, featuring naive!Orihime and unstable/insane!Ichigo. More or less, how I see it right now is that it's going to have a variety of Orihime pairings and be pretty dark all around. Expect twisted Ichihime, some Grimmhime, Ulquihime, Aihime, Rukihime and Hichihime The Corpse Corps: My first attempt at a humor story. Focused on the small, barely-known section of Fourth division designated the Morgue, and the off-the-wall people serving there. Autopsy and Body Disposal, they're called. Unofficially, they're the Corpse Corps. | |||||||||
1. Diary of a Madwoman's Idiot Friend » reviewsMy name is Jill Gabriel, and this is my diary, a detailed account of how my ditzy friend Helen, with her stupid crush on the city's biggest criminal, Joker, ended up getting us both into huge trouble with him and nearly got us killed. I want to hit her.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 12-11-09 - Published: 9-19-09 - Joker2. Again and Again and AgainI was sent to the Hueco Mundo outpost in December. I remember this because I left Seireitei while it snowed." A band of shinigami reside in the Hollow Desert outpost, guarding nothing and fighting for even less. A never-ending war that they won't win.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Published: 11-24-093. Of Virgins and Surgeons reviewsShe gave him her trust, her friendship, and he returned her affection in the only way he knew how. By using her for his own ends, by keeping her prisoner and as a test subject. But you couldn't blame him, not really; after all, he was only hollow.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-24-09 - Orihime I. & Szayelaporro G. - Complete4. The Ribbon Waltz » reviewsSometimes, I wonder why I get out of bed in the morning." Inju, just a thug that got herself caught in the clutches of a possessive and often moderately abusive Sexta. Can't say that she can complain; nothing like meeting the male version of yourself.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,412 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 11-17-09 - Published: 3-6-09 - Grimmjow J.5. Faux Smiles » reviews"It's like Romeo and Juliet, if Romeo was a controlling, manipulative jerk with a God complex and Juliet was a bitter, suicidal, self-hating alcoholic." All of her misfortune, it all happened after she met him. Aizen/OCBleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,414 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 3-20-09 - S. Aizen - Complete6. The Stories of Scary People reviewsIchigo has exchanged his freedom for Orihime's. Now a prisoner in Las Noches, he's under the watch of a Sexta inclined to get some vindication and some sick kicks of his own. It's not love, nowhere near. Just a different, possessive flavor of hate.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-11-09 - Grimmjow J. & Ichigo K.7. Candy Hearses And Chocolate Chip Coffins » reviewsIn the end, we all changed. We became things we never thought possible." Inoue has adapted to Hueco Mundo, a cold queen in a castle of white. When her 'saviors' come five years tardy, the innocence of their golden age is long gone. Goodbye halcyon days.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 207 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 3-15-09 - Orihime I. & Ulquiorra - Complete8. Dangerous Friends reviewsThey're two scientists that work in close proximity after the War, generally dislike one another to great extents, and cut each other down at every available opportunity. But the only thing you could call them would be 'dangerous friends'. Not slash.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-5-09 - Mayuri K. & Szayelaporro G. - Complete9. At Alleghany Falls reviewsIchimaru knows he's a monster, more so than anyone else. But that's only because no one else had the heart to become one.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-5-09 - G. Ichimaru - Complete10. Clockwork Angels » reviewsLove is blind, lust is deaf, psychosis is obvious. The slow decay of Michelle King to the villainous Schwarzwald, a jolly jaunt into screaming oblivion. Sometimes, when there's nothing left but insanity, you make friend with the worst sorts of people.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,368 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 8-27-09 - Joker - Complete11. More of You, Less of Me reviewsAizen is dead, and the Winter War has been won. But the Lord of Las Noches is yet alive, either in the insanity or in the soul of the very Hero of the Winter War that slew him. And he's not going to be satisfied until Ichigo's stark raving mad...or worse.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-29-09 - S. Aizen & Ichigo K.12. The Land of Nod » reviewsEvery one of them has a different sense of what is beautiful. - Oneshot series, character analysis.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-0913. Love Letters to the City reviewsMichael Lancaster is just another normal guy. But everyone's got a hobby, and Michael's is serial killing barely masked as vigilantism. Being consumed by his bloodthirsty mask, he desperately seeks the acceptance of his hero, who's...less than receptive.Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-27-09 - Walter K./Rorschach14. Cigs for Ran reviews"Did you think bringing flowers would make it all better?" Asks the whore. "Nah. That's why I brought ya a gun instead." Says the hitman kindly. Two star-crossed lovers that knew perfectly well that no matter how hard they ran, it always lead to Hell. AUBleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-13-09 - G. Ichimaru & R. Matsumoto15. Fancy Four Letter Words reviewsUlquiorra and Gin have a chat about love.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-10-09 - G. Ichimaru & Ulquiorra16. The Coyote Gospel » reviewsIchimin Kumorigachi has given up her old exciting life in favor of a more peaceful one, without shinigami and Aizen and all the drama that comes with. Unfortunately, she doesn't have to go looking for drama for it to find her. No rest for the wicked.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,711 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 7-18-09 - S. Aizen - Complete17. Visitors » reviewsThe Joker keeps blowing things up, GLaDOS keeps releasing nerve gas, and that Liebert guy creeps everyone out." A crack opens up in all three realms, and Aizen, Ichigo and Seireitei have to deal with some real freaks coming in from their own dimensions.Crossover - X-overs & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 8-16-0918. Case Number: Jackal » reviewsYou can call me Jackal, honey." The tapes regarding Arkham inmate Michael King, one more sicko in the throngs of Gotham's killers and madmen. Though if you ask him, he's sane, sexy, a woman, and his hobby of killing handsome men is totally normal.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-0919. Animals in Layers » reviewsThere's no love without a little fear. On the other hand, fear can stand perfectly by itself without love. It's like that for a reason. Dr. Jacqueline Leblanc, through the effects of the good Dr. Crane and Arkham itself, is about to learn the difference.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 9-24-09 - J. Crane20. We Survive » reviewsOur lives have ended, but we are not gone." Even in death, their pasts will not disappear. The former lives of the Shinigami, Arrancar and living humans, all shed light upon; some recalled fondly, some regretted, all remembered.Crossover - X-overs & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 9-3-0921. A Garden of Rust and Salt » reviewsTruly, it takes a monster to understand a monster. Nnoitra Jiruga's new interest is a monster, that's for sure. It's what makes twisted serial killer 'Jackal' so interesting to him. The Quinta is just waiting for his new chewtoy to fall into his grasp.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,764 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-30-09 - Published: 5-19-09 - Nnoitra G.22. Of Blackened Suns and Paper Flowers » reviewsShe's been under his spell since day one. He's molded her into the perfect toy to cater to his whims, possessed her soul since they met as kids. Junko Iori is trapped in Ichimaru's web, and she really doesn't mind all that much. Not at all. Gin/OCBleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 5-30-09 - G. Ichimaru23. The Fall of Autumn reviewsIchigo Kurosaki, the Hero of the Winter War, reminisces on what he's lost.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-15-09 - Ichigo K. - Complete24. Die Sünde » reviewsThe relic of ages ago, Koushokkan Uzumaki has spent untold years isolated in the Maggot's Nest for a screwup of epic proportions. Now, all she has to do is contend with being released back into Seireitei and adapting to the world she's all but forgotten.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,547 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 5-31-0925. Bluebird's Illusion » reviewsWhat do you do when a piece of paper becomes too ugly, too messy for your tastes? Why, you rip away that sheet and start on a clean one. Ichimin is too damaged, too bitter and too remorseful for Aizen's tastes. Time for a new sheet. Sequel to Faux Smiles.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,519 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 6-21-09 - S. Aizen - Complete26. Dead Angels Speak reviewsWhen no one else is around, Sosuke Aizen takes pleasure in ruining the memory. Aizen/Illusionary Aizen, dub-con, darkBleach - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-4-09 - S. Aizen - Complete27. They Work Out reviewsFrom an addiction to a love, the Quinta and the princess. Through Orihime's captivity, the Winter War, its conclusion and the aftermath, how sixty five years play out between Orihime, Nnoitra, and the constantly surprised Ichigo Kurosaki. Things work out.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-4-09 - Nnoitra G. & Orihime I. - Complete28. Break reviewsHe hates him. Hates him so very much. But hatred, when deep and strong enough, can warp itself into something much different. And now, Grimmjow is going to act on it, and much more primal urges, when Ichigo is at his absolute weakest. GrimmichiBleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-2-09 - Grimmjow J. & Ichigo K. - Complete29. One is Two reviewsJust two captives, a chance meeting and an obelisk tower high in the black starless sky. They've got captors, and they've got their memories. Requested meeting between two OCs, Ichimin Kumorigachi and Inju Zetsumei.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-09 - Complete30. Where Angels Fear to Tread » reviewsIn the dark metropolis of Karakura City, Ichigo, Renji and Rukia are homeless teens running from the police and phantasms only known as 'Angels'. They would never expect to meet others running from their own Angels. Would never expect to band together. AUBleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 5-6-0931. Things That Are and Never Will Be » reviewsSome romances were meant to be, and some could never last. A series of moments in time between two souls, focusing on an attraction that is impossible to have without the destruction of one or both lovers. Multiple pairings, oneshots focusing on each.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 5-14-0932. Cracks in the Moon reviewsShe was like his flower. His precious, fragile flower. So wouldn't you say that it's better to uproot a flower when it's beautiful and living, than just let it wither and die? Onesided Ulquihime, onesided Ichihime. Character death and overall tragedy.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-8-09 - Ulquiorra & Orihime I. - Complete33. Tightrope Lambada reviewsA pivotal night between him and her, between him and him. The crickets called nonstop, almost as a warning. On this night, a meeting occurred that would destroy them both in the end. One dangerous dance between a Taicho and his Fukutaicho. Shinji/AizenBleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-9-09 - Shinji H. & S. Aizen - Complete34. Perfection Is Faulty reviewsPerfection. One word separating the Rubicon for two scientists on different sides of a war. Funny how the one word and it's meaning crumbled so easily in the end. Mayuri/Szayel, and as far from happy as humanely possible.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-8-09 - Mayuri K. & Szayelaporro G. - Complete