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Author has written 30 stories for Final Fantasy VIII, South Park, Final Fantasy VII, and Final Fantasy XIII. Unashamed Trepie. Final Fantasy fan for over 20 years, Quistis Trepe worshiper since 1999. I really like coffee. Don't fuck with my caffeine. Please be aware that if you read anything published before last year, page breaks are missing. They existed, but ffnet altered their site and all page breaks were deleted. Grammatical mistakes are my own, but random switches in chapters? Not my fault, though one day I'll have the time to repair the damage. If you've read Huzzah! and liked it at all, I would very much like to draw your attention to a few things: Please click this link http://aurenare.deviantart.com/ and see what the wonderfully talented Aurenare has done with the renfaire version of Quistis. A very talented lady, I'd like to extend a very warm thank you to her for her tremendous gift. And if you're in the market for a great fic and you don't mind spending a bit of time with a Spanish dictionary, then please read her work. She really is brilliant. And please watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxX2E31Yp8U. This a fucking great video by Skyhanhunter, who totally floored me when he said that he was working on a dub of my fic. (Okay, so in all honesty, I squealed like a little girl) I believe that he is recruiting voice talent right now, so if you would like to participate, there are links on the video for more info. I'm truly amazed that these guys thought enough of that fic to work so hard and show their creativity and skill. Saying thank you doesn't seem to be enough. Ooh! New ones! kevdzalkotl on livejournal sent me these pics after she finished reading Cards and Questions. Look at Quistis as a sorceress! Isn't she beautiful? And see how happy Quistis and Seifer could have been if they hadn't been trained as killers? Look at their expressions! Those smiles? God, I love it! Thank you E! http://keep4u.ru/full/2009/10/14/894c68b123e2709718deced2ef29cdf0/jpg http://keep4u.ru/full/2009/10/14/2e552e9105b124412a8751987581bcb7/jpg | |||||||
1. The Reluctant White Mage reviewsQuistis is ill, Seifer is her nursemaid. He can't decide if he's happy about it or not.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-26-13 - Complete2. Get Low? reviewsStuck on the side of the road while Selphie goes for help, Quistis and Rinoa discuss the lyrical genius of Lil Jon. Quistis is confused, Rinoa is exasperated, and both learn new truths about life, love, and courtship. No description. Intentionally left as a conversation, mostly because I did this on my phone.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-13 - Quistis T. & Rinoa H. - Complete3. Show Me reviewsWhen the only thing that matters is the one thing you can't let get to you.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-16-12 - Xu & Quistis T. - Complete4. The Most Important Meal of the Day reviewsSeifer eats breakfast. Quistis tries to not kill him.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-13-12 - Quistis T. & Seifer A. - Complete5. Witch Hunt reviewsIrvine as a traveling holy man, Zone as his young ward, and a town full of nubile witches. Hyne versus Lust. The eternal battle rages on. Think The Crucible meets Playboy meets Buffy. I don't even know.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-23-12 - Irvine K. & Zone6. The Diary of Quistis Trepe » reviewsIf any character in FFVIII could be considered a singleton, then Quistis Trepe is that character. No real plot, just a series of Bridget Jones-inspired diary entries.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 5-13-12 - Published: 9-25-09 - Quistis T.7. Mage » reviewsMagic and learning. After all, the instructor once had to be a student herself. A series of fics connected by theme, if not by content.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 3-10-11 - Quistis T.8. Failures » reviewsQuistis and Seifer learn about themselves, their world, and each other.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,436 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-22-11 - Published: 9-8-09 - Quistis T. & Seifer A.9. Girl Next Door » reviewsHi! My name is Zone and I'm using sissyHIYAH's account to publish a few stories I submitted to my favorite magazine, Girl Next Door. Just don't tell Quistis that I kinda...based some of these stories on her. Seriously. Don't tell her. Please?Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-11 - Quistis T. & Zone10. A Different Sort of Love Story » reviewsSelphie said Quistis was too young for the mighty Galbadian general, Zell thought it was creepy, and Rinoa was just plain furious...after all, her father wasn't supposed to date her friends. Ew! Page breaks previously deleted by ffnet have been replaced.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,387 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 1-17-11 - Published: 1-20-09 - Quistis T. & General Caraway11. Payback reviewsQuistis meets Zone for an early morning cup of coffee and a recap of current events.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-10 - Quistis T. & Zone - Complete12. For the Cause reviewsJihl Nabaat and Eric Cartman. Two racist sociopaths with similar agendas. I'm just surprised nobody has beaten me to writing this.Crossover - South Park & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-10 - Eric Cartman & Jihl N.13. A Talk reviewsBoth a bit broken, Quistis and Irvine share a few words during their travels. In-game, pre-Trabia.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-3-10 - Irvine K. & Quistis T. - Complete14. Pow! reviewsA wee Selphie and Edea fic. I had already done two of these, one with Quistis and the other with Seifer, but I like doing them so much that I thought I'd do one with Selphie too. Post-game, post-Ultimecia possession, when the world should be pretty again.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-10 - Selphie T. & Edea K. - Complete15. The World Falls Down reviewsA birthday gift for Aurenare. Seifer and Quistis share a moment together. Title inspired by the film 'Labyrinth'.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-5-10 - Quistis T. & Seifer A. - Complete16. Magazine reviewsJust what sort of shenanigans did Quistis and Xu get up to on that transport vessel while the students were completing their SeeD exam? Beware of overuse of ellipses and the word 'bored'.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-3-10 - Quistis T. & Xu - Complete17. Fairy Tales reviewsQuistis and Irvine talk about Seifer. Yep, I finally broke down and decided to do a 'Seifer gets executed' fic. I hope I didn't make it too icky sweet though. That wasn't the intention.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-19-09 - Quistis T. & Irvine K. - Complete18. Storm reviewsDr. Odine reflects on crazy little Adel, back when she was a beauty that drove men mad.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-20-09 - Odine - Complete19. Cards and Questions » reviewsQuistis and Seifer discuss life, whiskey, disappointment, and generally just drive each other mad. Two creatures so alike are meant to disagree.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 11-11-08 - Quistis T. & Seifer A. - Complete20. Booyaka reviewsSelphie shares some quality time with Seifer. Like, for real. Totally. Bubbly and dark, a phallic joke, 'cause I'm immature like that, and a bit of icky blood. Oodles of mischief.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-09 - Selphie T. & Seifer A. - Complete21. Push reviewsSeifer and Edea have a conversation while washing dishes. Power and pride and desire and all those little things that drive people to do the things they do are discussed.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-4-09 - Seifer A. & Edea K. - Complete22. Huzzah! » reviewsAh, the Balamb version of a Renaissance Faire...booze and mayhem, the battle between the Black Knight and the White Knight, Quistis in a corset, Selphie and moonshine. Rated M for alcohol, Seifer's bad Shakespeare, and cheeky sexual banter. Oh behave!Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,961 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 5-24-09 - Published: 12-16-08 - Quistis T. & Seifer A. - Complete23. Just Like Old Times » reviewsSo many things bothered me about FF8, so here is my fic to answer some of my questions. Why did Quistis get fired? Why did that alien want so many elixirs? Why did Zell dig the library girl? Zone's bellyaches? Answers await...Oh! And Rinoa bashing galore!Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Quistis T. & Seifer A.24. Pull reviewsEdea and Quistis sitting on the front porch, talking about time and memory, wondering what might have been if they simply had their moment. Another 'I was bored, so I typed a conversation' fic.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-9-09 - Edea K. & Quistis T. - Complete25. Make a Wish, Mr President reviewsQuistis Trepe and Rufus Shinra share a brief conversation about leadership and power. I may turn this into a romance, but I've not decided yet. Review if you'd like.Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-09 - Quistis T. & Rufus26. Power Failure reviewsQuistis and Seifer locked in a classroom with no power. My, oh, my. Smutty hijinks and as always, a lot of cussin'.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-22-09 - Quistis T. & Seifer A. - Complete27. Sorceress reviewsUltimecia reflects on a few short periods in her long life. Temporarily a oneshot. I may update if the mood strikes me.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-20-09 - Ultimecia28. Save the Queen reviewsQuistis and Seifer have a little encounter in the forest, make a bet, get covered in blood and just have a marvelous day. Also included: The reason that Quistis' whip is called 'Save the Queen'Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-6-09 - Quistis T. & Seifer A.29. An Educational Video » reviewsGarden Girls Gone Wild was certainly NOT what Quistis had in mind when Irvine and Zone suggested a money-making idea for a cash strapped Garden, nor was she expecting to fall for a rumored porn-addicted photographer.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,127 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-17-08 - Published: 9-24-08 - Quistis T. & Zone - Complete30. The Tattoos of Xu and Q reviewsJust random silliness. I really just wanted an excuse to put the title on my page. I like rhyme-y things. Xu, Quistis, and Selphie drunk in a tattoo parlor. Bored at work and didn't want to write anything serious. Review if you'd like.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-23-08 - Xu & Quistis T. - Complete
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