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Hello, my name is Noah.

I am still in school, but thats all ill tell you. I'm bisexual, and enjoy writing and drawing.

Every single time i get a girlfriend, they break up with me and then hate me.

I doubt its me though.

I have a crush on Dominic Scott Kay, along with many others. (Miley Cyrus)

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My writing can be related to two director's movies. Steven Spielberg, you know, serious but with humour, and then Tim Burton, some are weird and odd, but some are nice and funny.

Oh, and definitely George Lucas, plots.

There's never a bad time to smile, just a bad place at that time - Noah (Me)

Favorite Book: The Last Song, Maximum Ride, Time Traveler's Wife, Twilight Series, Moccasin Trail, When It Happens, Kissing Kate, Keeping You a Secret.

Favorite Movies: Taken, Definitely, Maybe, Star Trek: 2009, Schindler's List, Hannah Montana: The Movie, New Moon, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Eagle Eye, Big Fish, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Frost/Nixon, James Bond, Air Force One, National Treasure (1+2), Twilight, Spider Man all 3, Pirates of the Caribbean all 3, Batman Movies (1989, 2005, 2008), Shrek 2, Over the Hedge, Slumdog Millionaire, All the President's Men, Jurassic Park 1 and 3, Scream, Halloween, October Sky, Elf, Its a Wonderful Life, Ocean's 11, Mamma Mia, Wall-E, Atonement, Step Brothers.

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Shia LeBouf, Keira Knightley, Miley Cyrus, Hugh Laurie, Jennifer Morrison, Olivia Wilde, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Emily Osment, Anna Sophia Robb, Heath Ledger, Nic Cage, Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart, Diane Kruger.

Favorite TV Shows: South of Nowhere, House, Royal Pains, White Collar, Hannah Montana, NCIS, JONAS, Psych, Sonny with a Chance, Wizards of Waverly Place, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Penguins of Madagascar, Drake & Josh, Monk, Make It or Break It, 10 Things I Hate About You.

Favorite Music: Adam Lambert, Miley Cyrus, Nickelback, Allison Iraheta, the Goo Goo Dolls, Metallica, Def Leppard, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Billy Ray Cyrus, Rascal Flatts, Taylor Swift, Paramore, Steve Rushton, AC/DC, Muse, Sick Puppies, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, Creed, Jordan Pruitt, Kate Voegele, Lifehouse, Hinder, David Cassidy.

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Favorite Couples:

Miley and Lilly Liley

Spencer and Ashley Spashley

Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta Adison

Cameron and House Hameron

Cameron and Thirteen Chirteen

Sonny and Chad Shad

Nick and Miley Niley

Lilly and Joe Loe

Couples I Hate:

Any couple that is from South of Nowhere and only has Ashley or Spencer

Nick and Selena Nelena

Lilly and Mikayla Likayla

Lilly and Oliver Loliver

Miley and Oliver Moliver

Apparently I belong in Gryfindor, even though Ravenclaw is the best!

I am also Edward Cullen, who is my favorite, because Jacob is self centered.

I am also Spider Man! TAKE THAT DC COMICS!!

I am also the Riddler...Cool

I am Thomas Jefferson...:D

I AM JAMES WILSON!!

I am Tony DiNozzo

Personality quizzes are addicting...

Live Laugh Love Part II - Looking for guest authors.

RULES:

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

What would you say about your girlfriend?
Never Think by Rob Pattinson (Uh, I think that works)

What is the first thing you say in the morning?
He Could Be the One by Hannah Montana (Wow, that would be perfect for the previous one!)

Your teacher is...
Comin' Under Fire by Def Leppard(LOL!!)

What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Friends Don't Let Friends Dial Drunk by Plain White Tees (It would say 'friends don't let friends get drunk')

How would you describe your next door neighbors?
Savin' Me by Nickelback (Now I'm scared)

What would your Best Friend say about you?
Inseparable by Jonas Brothers

How do you feel right now?
Fearless by Taylor Swift (This is magical!)

What’s on your bedside table right now?
Who You Are Without Me by Kate Voegele

What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Sympathy by the Goo Goo Dolls

When you open your wardrobe you see...
Once Upon a Dream by Emily Osment

What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Gotta Go My Own Way by Vanessa Hudgens

If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
I Learned from You by Miley Cyrus

A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
You Are the Music In Me by Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

Your life's theme song?
What Is and What Never Should Be by Led Zeppelin

How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
The Best of Both Worlds by Hannah Montana

If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
Play My Music by Jonas Brothers (WTF)

Your motto is..
Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin

If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
Night Flight by Led Zeppelin

What did you dream about tonight?
You and Me by Plain White Tees (Oddly fitting)

How am I feeling today
Trail of Tears by Billy Ray Cyrus (I'm sad?)

Will I get far in life?
Just For by Nickleback (Uh, I don't understand)

How do my friends see me?
Here I Am by Someone in Camp Rock (What the fuck is this, peekaboo?)

Where will I get married?
Love Story by Taylor Swift (I hope I'm Juliet!!)

What is my best friend's theme song?
Oh Mother by Jill Hennessy (Why do I care?)

What is the story of my life?
Kashmir by Led Zeppelin

What is/was highschool like?
Storm in the Heartland by Billy Ray Cyrus ( i understand, I am going to have a lot of hurtful relationships!)

How can I get ahead in life?
If I Can't Have You by Adam Lambert

What is the best thing about me?
I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing by Allison Iraheta (Ain't that the truth)

How is today going to be?
Trampled Under Foot by Led Zeppelin

What is in store for this weekend?
The Way I Loved You by Taylor Swift (Uh, no comment)

What song describes my parents?
When the Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin (Hmm...)

To describe my grandparents?
Let's Do This by Hannah Montana (Funny, how can they do anything? THeyre DEAD!)

How is my life going?
This is the Life by Hannah Montana (Hmm, funny)

What song will they play at my funeral?
(PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE...) Breakout by Miley Cyrus (Aww, I wanted Side of a Bullet...lol or Stairway to Heaven)

How does the world see me?
Black Balloon by Goo Goo Dolls

Will I have a happy life?
Forever and Almost Always by Kate Voegele (Hmm, I like the sound of that)

What do my friends really think of me?
Australia by Jonas Brothers (Whaat?)

Do people secretly lust after me?
I Caught Myself by Paramore (SHIT!)

How can I make myself happy?
Little Friend by Nickelback (I need a hooker)

What should I do with my life?
Harper Valley P.T.A. by Billy Ray Cyrus (I'd rather ba a teacher...)

Will I ever have children?
These Four Walls by Miley Cyrus (I'll take that as a 'maybe')

What is some good advice for me?
White Horse by Taylor Swift

How will I be remembered?
Inside Out by Kate Voegele

What is my signature dancing song?
Ring of Fire by Adam Lambert

What do I think my current theme song is?
Broadway by Goo Goo Dolls (DOn't tell me what I think)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
We Rock by Camp Rock Cast (Fascinating)

What type of men/women do you like?
If Everyone Cared by Nickleback (Yes I do)

What do people assume when they first look at me?
If We Were a Movie by Hannah Montana

What would be a big challenge in life for me?
I Wanna Know You by Hannah Montana

Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
Old Blue Jeans by Hannah Montana (3rd Montana in a row)

Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Don't Wanna Be Torn by Hannah Montana (4th)

Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
Rock of Ages by Def Leppard

How will I die?
Where'm I Gonna Live by Billy Ray Cyrus (HOMLESS)

Is someone trying to kill me?
What It Takes by Camp Rock Person (geez)

What is my sexual preference?
The Best of Both Worlds Movie Mix (Ain't that the truth)

What am I afraid of?
Another Hole in the Head by Nickelback (When did I get the first?)

What will I be doing in a few years?
Backwards by Rascal Flatts

What should I be doing instead of this quiz?
Don't Speak by Allison Iraheta

What is a bad habit I should try to stop?
Photograph by Nickelback

What am I having for dinner?
Undiscovered by Ashley Simpson (WTF THAT MAKES SENSE, but I think Pizza)

How does the world see me?
I Got Nerve by Hannah Montana (CURSE YOU WORLD

Will I have a happy life?
Save Me by Jill Hennessy (Uh)

What do my friends really think of me?
Just to Get High by Nickelback (Aww)

How can I make myself happy?
Change by Taylor Swift (WTF)

What should I do with my life?
Miracle by Cascada

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Let's Get Crazy by Hannah Montana

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Rj Enters the Cave 'Over the Hedge' (Uh, whats 'the cave'?)

Will I ever have children?
Bring It On Home by Led Zeppelin

Will I die happy?
Words by Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus (I hope)

What is happiness?
Bigger Than Us by Hannah Montana

13. What is my favorite fetish?
Could've Been Me by Billy Ray Cyrus

14. How will I be remembered?
If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickelback

My Songs:

Sing Me to Sleep

Suns just setting
And I'm just Praying
It won't be quiet
Tonight--
Do you here that?
Its the crickets singing
Why don't we do that?

Sing me to sleep
Don't make a peep
I don't know
What to do with you
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
lay down with me
Kiss me goodnight
Sing me to Sleep

Suns just rising
And you're just yawning
It won't be quiet
Now--

Sing me awake
Don't make a peep
I don't know
What to do with me
Sing me awake
Sing me awake
Pick me up
Tickle me good morning
Sing me awake

Now I'm tired
And you are hired

Sing me to sleep
Don't make a peep
Now I know what to do with you
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
Lay down with me
Kiss me goodnight
Sing me to Sleep--

All Time Favorite Music Albums:

10. Silver Side Up Nickelback Rock

9. Hannah Montana 3 Miley Cyrus Pop

8. Full Circle Creed Rock

7. The Long Road Nickelback Rock

6. Led Zeppelin III Led Zeppelin Rock

5. Led Zeppelin IV Led Zeppelin Rock

4. A Fine Mess Kate Voegele Pop

3. Dark Horse Nickelback Rock

2. The Time of Our Lives Miley Cyrus Pop

1. All the Right Reasons Nickelback Rock

Favorite Artist

1. Miley Cyrus/Nickelback

2. Led Zeppelin

3. Kate Voegele

4. Metallica

5. Goo Goo Dolls

6. Lifehouse

7. Adam Lambert

8. Def Leppard

9. Billy Ray Cyrus

10. Carrie Underwood

Favorite Soft Rock Song: Never Gonna Be Alone - Nickelback

Favorite Rock Song: Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Favorite Hard Rock Song: Babe I'm Gonna Leave You - Led Zeppelin

Favorite Metal Song: Bleeding Me - Metallica

Favorite Heavy Metal Song: Master of Puppets - Metallica

Favorite Soft Pop Song: When I Look at You - Miley Cyrus

Favorite Pop Song: Lift Me Up - Kate Voegele

Favorite Country Song: This Afternoon - Nickelback

Favorite Song: When I Look at You - Miley Cyrus

List 12 people from any fandom.

1. House

2. Wilson

3. Cameron

4. Cuddy

5. Kutner

6. Foreman

7. Thirteen

8. Chase

9. Taub

10. Amber

11. Stacy

12. Ali (Teenage stalker, you know, the hot one?)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Foreman/Stacy, no, and uh, no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, I don't

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ali got Chase preggerz? Uh, well, House would be jealous...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Taub is boring

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Foreman/Wilson, uh way no

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five ten cuz there both dead

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Thirteen walks in on Wilson having sex with a seventeen year old? POLICE

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

The nice girl meets the cut throat bitch, will there be feelings? I doubt it

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

House/Chase, not canon, but on FF i think

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

To Rape is to Not Love

11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

If its a love triangle, maybe

12. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

OH YES WILSON/HOUSE, GO BABY!

13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Rape, slash, and A LOT of language

14. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Uh, I can't LIVE without you

15. What is Six's super secret kink?

Bisexual girls

16. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

I'd rather not know

17."(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

So Many Houses

18. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Thirteen

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Kutner is ignored :(

20. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I would be sad cause then Thirteen can't be with Cameron :(

List 12 people from any fandom.

1. Rico

2. Robbie Ray

3. Miley/Hannah

4. Lilly/Lola

5. Jackson

6. Sarah

7. Heather

8. Oliver

9. Joanie

10. Jake

11. Mikayla

12. Miley's Mom

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No and No

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes, Smokin'

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uh, Robbie Ray, Miley, and Lilly would be pissed

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, I wish there were more

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Nooooooooooo

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

five ten, Jackson would be better off with Joanie than Jake. Cuz hes a guy

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She would leave the room, those two are married!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

He's a movie star, she's a normal girl who is also a pop star. When will they learn that acting isn't gonna get them out of this.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nooooooooo

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Robbie Ray dies and Miley's mom is comforted by Heather

11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I wouldn't think so

12. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I AM THE ZOMBIE SLAYER

13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Nothing...

14. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey, uh, your daughter broke up with me, not the other way around sweet lips.

15. What is Six's super secret kink?

Environmentally friendly condoms

16. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Maybe oh that would be hot!

17."(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

Who wants to skip this, Miley shouldn't be with Rico

18. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Heather?

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never

20. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I think pretty happy. Lilly and Miley can finally be together!