Hello Peoples!

I am tajikistan96, but you can call me tajik. or stan. XD Or Crispy, as it's an alias...XD, if you want, call me Yana or Kris, it doesn't matter. XD

Gender: Female

Age: Between the number 5 and -2

Location: Up your...NOSE. >:D

Loves: Harvest Moon, Super Smash Bros, Gaming, Fanfiction, Deviantart, Friends, Dogs, Legend of Zelda, reading, writing, drawing, singing, dancing, hair (WHAT?) and miscellaneous stuff.

Why I write: I write because I love to write, I use to hate it, but now I do. I like to write stories that I can and I only write alone. Right now I'm doing a project to help me practice and I'm having a lot of fun. :D Tee-hee, and my friend Heeka11 and I are writing a project together, but I doubt we'll post it on ff.net, as the catagories won't allow it. (haha) I only have one story so far, but I'll try to keep on writing, haha, I don't think many people care...;

My goal: To be the very best (So totally didn't rip it off the Pokemon Theme Song)

People I admire: Look at my favorite authors and you'll see. :D AND SO MANY PEOPLE! :D

My Stories

Good-Bye: My first story. I've been reading a whole bunch of Harvest Moon fanfiction and have been practicing a whole bunch of ideas, so I got this. :D I'm pretty proud of it, but I don't think I did a really good job of it...; I aim to be a great writer and I hope that others would admire my work, and I have many writers that I admire.

Five Different Opinions of Love: Hah, I didn't think I would write another story. OMG, I going to love this one. Anyway, I'll keep ya update on it. :P It's a multi chapter- but no ongoing plot, just read it. XD It already has its first chapter. :D Well, what I think about it? Umm...I really like it. :) And as I said, I am going to love this one, I have no clue why...and I already got the ideas ready for Karen, so I'm going to write on that soon. :) Don't worry! I'm on Spring Break, so hope for more stories from me! >W

Mary's Happy Day: Hehe, So cute! Inspired by this: http://thelaughinglibra.deviantart.com/art/Gray-x-Mary-The-Proposal-117519650

The Meeting Between the Two: Woah, I haven't update in a while...anyway, s'about Grary, again, hehe. (and excuse mee, I like slurring my English words) inspired when I was thinking.

No titles yet. XD

A Grary one - because I love Grary, why not?

Frantic Shipping? - Maybe, I still need to get some plot bunnies and character references. XD

Advanceshipping? - gag I mean, cough, well I might as well make one. D: I mean :D, for Heeka11, who is like my best friend. :D Yeah, I need plot bunnies and all that junk. XD

Lily x Scorpius - >-

Ngh...a Phoenix Wright one? - Maybe...

Digimon - Takari - I LOVES IT. :D Okay, maybe...when I dreamed I dreamt of stories, and yeahs...>.>

Friends & Best Friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are..

Scary...D:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

92 of the teen population would be dead if Aberombie and Fetch decided that breathing wasn't cool!!Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing hysterically in the background

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, 0x Emo Contestshipper x0, aqua-dragon28, tajikistan96

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and past this to your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see

Couples I like in...

Bold, and Italicized are my most favorite. :D

Harvest Moon: Cliff x Ann, Mary x Gray, Rick x Karen, Doc x Elli, Kai x Claire(At times), Gray x Claire, Jack x Mary, Doc x Claire, Ann x Doc, Kay x Mary, Kai x Popuri, Jack x Claire

The World Ends With You: Neku x Shiki, Joshua x Rhyme

Avatar the Last Airbender: Toph x Aang, Teo x Toph, Zuko x Katara, Sokka x (Insert any girl except Toph and Katara), Ty Lee x Mai (Friendship), Jet x Mai, Smellerbee x Longshot, Katara x Aang, Mai x Zuko

Cardcaptors: Sakura x Syaoron, Eriol x Tomoyo

Kamichama Karin: Karin x Kazune, (probably the only couple I like...O3O)

Kingdom Hearts: Roxas x Namine, Sora x Kairi, Larxene x Axel, Olette x Hayner,

Final Fantasy: Tifa x Cloud, Yuffie x Vincent

Pokemon: Lucas x Dawn, May x Ash, Tracey x Misty, Ash x Misty, May x Brendan, Gary x Leaf,

Pokemon Special/Adventures: Blue x Green, Ruby x Sapphire, Crystal x Gold, Red x Yellow, Silver x Blue(I don't like it as romantic, more sibling-ish, but it's cute. :3 )

Legend of Zelda: Link x Zelda,

Ouran High Host Club: Hikaru x Haruhi, Mori x Haruhi( I got addicted to that one thanks to the Manga.)

Howl's Moving Castle: Howl x Sophie

Apollo Justice: Klavier x Ema

Phoenix Wright: Pheonix x Maya

Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Hibari x I-Pin(adult/teenager), I-Pin x Lambo(Blame super pretty fanart for making me like this couple. O3O)

Harry Potter: Ginny x Harry, Ron x Hermione, Mr Weasley x Mrs. Weasley, James x Lily, Tonks x Remus, and Scorpius x Lily L. Potter

Digimon: TK x Kari, Ken x (uhh what was her name?)

Soul Eater: Maka x Soul, Maka x Kidd, Black Star x Tsubaki, Chrona x Maka(Friendship)

Special A: Hikari x Kei, Jun x Sakura, Ryuu x Finn, (Haha, can't remember the rest...)

Skip Beat: Kyoko x Ren(Kuon),

Gakuen Alice: Natsume x Mikan, Mikan x Hotaro(Friendship), Ruka x Mikan

Beauty Pop: Narumi x Kiri, Kiri x Occhai

That's all for now, that's all I could remember. XD

Harvest Moon: Kai x Mary x Gray, Cliff x Ann x Jack, Claire x Cliff x Ann, Mary x Gray x Claire, Elli x Doc x Claire, Jack x Claire x (Any Bachelor, heck Mayor Thomas), Claire x Jack x (Any Bachelorette)

The World Ends With You: Shiki x Neku x Eri, Joshu x Rhyme x Beat( Beat as an overprotective brother, y'know?)

Avatar the Last Airbender: Teo x Toph x Aang, Toph x Aang x Katara, Zuko x Katara x Aang, Zuko x Katara x Sokka(Overprotective Brother :B)

Cardcaptors: Syaoran x Sakura x Touya (Overprotective Brother Convention!)

Kamichama Karin: Kazune x Karin x Jin

Kingdom Hearts: Roxas x Namine x Sora, Sora x Kairi x Riku

Final Fantasy: Tifa x Cloud x Aerith

Pokemon:Lucas x Dawn x Damion, Ash x Misty x Gary, May x Ash x Misty, Ash x Leaf x Gary (Hohohoho)

Pokemon Special: Green x Blue x Silver(Haha, that would be so cute.), Silver x Gold x Crystal(Kay, this one is a joke. >.>)

Legend of Zelda: I dunno, Zelda x Link x Midna

Ouran High Host Club: Hikaru x Haruhi x Kaoru, Hikaru x Haruhi x Mori, Hikaru x Haruhi x Tomoyo (Why do they all start with Hikaru?)

Howl's Moving Castle: Sophie x Howl x Crazy fat ugly lady who fell in love with Howl

Apollo Justice: Klavier x Ema x Kristoph, Apollo has too many boyfriends, he is a spaz! D:

Phoenix Wright: Maya x Phoenix x Iris

Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Not really one...but Hibari x I-Pin x (I dunno,) Lambo

Harry Potter: Harry x Ginny x Draco, Ron x Hermoine x Draco,(Lol, forgot one...) Harry x Ginny x Ron (OMG, more older brother protectiveness!), Lily L. Potter x Scorpius x Rose

Digimon: TK x Kari x Davis

Soul Eater: Soul x Maka x Kidd x Maka x Chrona (FRIENDSHIP), Kidd x Maka x Chrona (MORE FRIENDSHIP) (how does that work...)

Special A: Hikari x Kei x (Some of his fiances XD), Megumi and Jun x Ryuu x Finn

Skip Beat: Ren x Kyoko x Shou

Gakuen Alice: Natsume x Mikan x Ruka, Natsume x Mikan x Hotaro, Hotaro x Mikan x Ruka

Beauty Pop: Narumi x Kiri x Occhai

Some Quiz?

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Umm...Rodney?)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? (Green! :D)

3. Your first initial? (K)

4. Your month of birth? (March..)

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (Black.)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Shireen.)

7. Your favorite number? (8)

8. Do you like California or Florida more? (California!)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (The lake.)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (Umm...to always live healthy and stuff.)

Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. (Bwahahahahahaha. XD)
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.(Haha, i was panicking over my Science Project. XD)
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (Suuure.)
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
Blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (More Laughing! :D)
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. (Suuuuuure.)
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend. (She sure is. :D)
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (Yeah, right...)
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure. (Haha, no. XD)
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. (Lol. XD)
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!(Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.)

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.