Guys! I am so sorry I haven't updated Blindness, but I'm currently getting a co-author for that, and the details are fuzzy. I'll start again when I can!

Hi People! I like horses and swimming (duh!) and I try to keep my profile mostly original stuff. And I'm a girl.

Thanks to those of you who have read and reviewed! O.K., Heres some ME info:

I'm BillyBobJoe, and I'll be interviewing you today! What's your name?

Me: Olympiangirl

BillyBobJoe: Your real name.

Me: No way I'm telling!

BillyBobJoe: O.K... What's your age?

Me: I dunno.

BillyBobJoe: You don't know your own age?

Me: I can see how this'll get annoying.

BillyBobJoe:Where were you born?

Me: Why the heck do you wanna know? You're a stranger! My mom says don't talk to strangers.

BillyBobJoe: Sooo... What's your fav. book?

Me: What book am I writing fanfics about?

BillyBobJoe: ?

Me: PJO! (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

BillyBobJoe: What's your motto?

Me: GET AWAY FROM ME!!

BillyBobJoe: O.K...Spin around once, stop, and touch an item. What is it?

Me: Why?

BillyBobJoe: JUST DO IT!!

Me: A dresser. (Ow, that hurt!)

BillyBobJoe: Are you a boy or a girl?

Me: For one, my name is OlympianGIRL. And how many boys do you know that can write as sarcastically as this?

BillyBobJoe:...

Me: My point exactly.

BillyBobJoe: ...OK. So what's the favorite story you've written?

Me: GRR! INTERVIEWS WITH THE PJO CHARACTERS! But it got taken down! AAARGGHHH! (Goes insane and tries to eat Luke.) (If you don''t get it, it's an inside joke from Interviews with the PJO characters.)

BillyBobJoe:...Help me...

Me: And now, my guest star! Elli, my sister!

Elli: Hi! I'm here to make sure that she doesn't go insane, cuz then Mom and Dad will blame me! How unfair! It's not my fault she keeps going insane!

Me: Wanna bet?

BillyBobJoe: I should get a pay raise for this.

Me: Why you!?

BillyBobJoe: Why me?

Me: GET ON WITH IT!

BillyBobJoe: FInd the closest book to you. FInd page 24, line 6, and word 3. What is it?

Me: You know what? I don't like you. And when I don't like people, I generally ignore them.

BillyBobJoe: I really should be paid for this.

Me: You're mean! Stuffs him in a bag with an overly hyper Tyson

Readers: ...You're cruel...

Me: Whatev. Just read, Peeps!

BillyBobJoe: WHAT IS THE WORD? I'm not geting any younger here!

Me: ... Yeah, 'cause you're supposed to be dead.

BillyBobJoe: I will do this job or die trying!

Me: Famous last words.

Sister Elli: What did you do to him?

Me: E, you don't wanna know. Just say Buh-bye!

Elli: ...You're weiiiiiiiird...

Me: And I'm proud of it! Review, peeps! (And the word was, "most")

Olympian parent: My Mom and Dad are better than any god/goddess! (Shh, don't tell.)

Favorite goddess-Artemis, Demeter, Athena

Favorite god-Apollo, Poseidon, Hermes

Age: Nah nah nah boo-boo... I won't tell you...

Fav. Sports(in order from best fav. to least fav.): Swimming/Circus (Tied for first!), horseback riding, cheerleading.

Fav. Book Series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians(Duh)

Fav. hobbies (non-sport related): SINGING, DANCING, SWIMMING, ACTING, BEING HYPER, RIDING MY BIKE, HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS, BEING HYPER, LAUGHING, CIRCUS, BEING HYPER, SURFING THE WEB, OH YAH DID I MENTION BEING HYPER!!

Qudrinigual: English, Chinese, Hebrew, and German!

Im not perfect, but Im so close it scares me!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Five things that will never change:

Teachers giving too much homework, especially on break. (Do they like grading?)

Grandma giving me clothes that are five sizes too small. (Hallelujah for returns! When was I a size 8, anyway?)

Kids being overly energetic. (That's what recess is for!)

Jello tasting squishy. (I think it's alien brains.)

Airport food costing three times normal food. (They think we'll pay that much? They're right.)

You see, it's very simple. Review. Don't flame. Don't copy w/o permission.

FOLLOW THESE RULES AND YOU HAVE A VERY HAPPY WRITER!

And now, for something completely different:

"I have a bag of Hersheys kisses, a computer, and a plotline. I'm set for the next ten hours." -One of my FF friends; can't remember who.