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since: 02-08-02, id: 167380
country: New Zealand
Author has written 19 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, CSI, Stargate: SG-1, House, M.D., Firefly, and Buffy X-overs.

New bio time:

I like words. Long words, short words...even, heaven forbid, groups of words. I like complex sentences, sentences that make you think, sentences that you have to hack your way through; personally, I think the hacking is good for you.

Current Works in Progress:

A Man of Misunderstandings: My attempt at mangling the Firefly 'verse...was (and is) Jayne-centric. Some folk complained that I was being mean to some of the other crew by playing up Jayne's character so much. They were sorta right - but not completely. Anyhow, I went in search of a plot and am now working on a long, involved chapter where I insult everyone. I promise there is plot...I just have to finish with the insults.

Coming Out to Play: BTVS/The Warriors cross. Xandercentric. People who don't know what The Warriors is/was need help.

PET HATES:

- If you make an interesting comment or point I have a tendency to reply in depth - please don't ignore that; respond, argue...tell me what you think.

- Authors who don't review. There's far too many Fanfic authors who've gotten far too big for their boots. Guys, you're writing facfic, get over yourselves.

- People who think paying attention to grammar and syntax is pointless. Die! Die! Die!

Final Notes:

My early fics are crap; but I thought it disingenuous to take them down. Admittedly, I wrote the majority of them before I started to take my writing a little more seriously - genreally I got overwhelmed witha dumb idea and wrote before thinking...

I accept coffee and chocolate as payment; but a review will do nicely...

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1. A Man of Misunderstandings » reviews
A bored Jayne is not a happy Jayne, although sometimes a surprsing Jayne
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,964 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 10-16-05 - Jayne
2. A Mercenary's Diary » reviews
Jayne has a diary... the gods will get me for this
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-11-09 - Published: 7-2-09 - Jayne
3. Dance of the Sugarplum Vampire » reviews
The eternal war between House and Cuddy takes on a whole new dynamic and that's just the patients.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,965 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 8-6-06 - G. House & L. Cuddy
4. Orpheus reviews
A dinosaurs story
Firefly - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-7-06
5. Coming Out to PLay reviews
Xander hits the road and ends up in New York.Crossover with The Warriors
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-1-06
6. Song for the Solo Dancer » reviews
A Greg story about being true to oneself: or it was, god only knows now..COMPLETED
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,526 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 1-27-06 - Published: 9-14-02 - Greg S. - Complete
7. Dinosaurs' Lament reviews
...and the children mourn the man with the child in his eyes
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-15-05 - Wash
8. Minions, to the clinic! » reviews
It's clinic time and House decides to take the minions along.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 11-15-05 - Published: 7-30-05
9. The Cat, The Coffee, The Ark and The Box reviews
SG-1 go offworld to visit some interesting rocks; then it really gets interesting...or not shrug
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,243 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-6-05
10. A Pair of Brass Balls » reviews
Bittter. Jim Brass? Never
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 8-24-04
11. Somewhere in a Bar reviews
A Pig and a Doll have a drink.....
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-04
12. Whip Smart » reviews
Lady Heather, on life, Grisson and short wrinkled guys
CSI - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-5-03 - Published: 5-27-03
13. Miss Edith in the City of Sin reviews
CSI/ Buffy x-over - sorta. iscariot goes mad
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-25-03
14. Xander Finds God reviews
Xander really wishes he hadn't got out of bed
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-2-02 - Xander H.
15. Miss Edith Goes to Hollywood reviews
More miss Edith, more swearing
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-02 - Drusilla
16. A Time for All Things reviews
A floating woman and a talking computer are the least of Buffy's worries when minds start being stolen
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-26-02
17. An Evening With Miss Edith reviews
Our favourite doll speaks her mind
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-24-02 - Drusilla
18. More Fang More Fur. reviews
More Spike and his furry friend.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-5-02
19. Of Fang and Fur reviews
Spike gets a friend - although it's not like he has a choice
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-13-02
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