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Author has written 62 stories for Naruto. SUPER DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BUT THE PLOT IN THE STORIES I WRITE Ohaithar. I'm just a boring ole person with an unusual insect fetish. v.v If you ever have a question about a bug, don't hesitate to come to me. I might just be able to help you. Also, I have the same amount of interest in the feline sort, having been in cat husbandry. What do I like? Hmm... I like to color. //// I like the moon, the beach, reading, video games, and eating. I don't really have friends to hang out with, so I usually spend my time on the internet chatting with people and doing various other activities. Go ahead and drop me an IM, I'm almost always avaliable for a chat. Things I am good at... I am an artist; I go to college and I'm getting a degree in painting/drawing. I can... -drumroll please- Draw, paint, sing, dance, knit, crochet, weld, play piano (by ear!!), play almost any instrument after I fiddle with it long enough, write stories, write poetry, write music, think of a song for any situation, and turn ANYTHING into an innuendo. If I think of more stuff I'll put it down. Favorites? My favorite animal is a cat, my favorite bug is a dragonfly, and my favorite color is cerulean blue. My favorite flavors are tied between cherry and strawberry. My favorite smells are burning leaves, inside a bakery, and gasoline. My favorite candy is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. My favorite sounds? Shattering glass, scissor snips, and the sound a metal slinky makes when you hold one end in your teeth. My favorite music? Country and rock, and everything, really, except rap, folk, metal, and most bluegrass. Favorite bands and singers? Garth Brooks and Linkin Park, as well as Avril Lavigne and Kelly Clarkson. Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood, Hinder and Greenday. How do I look? That's simple. I have hazel eyes, and I usually wear glasses. My hair is auburn, lighter in the summer. I'm pale-skinned, occasionally getting a "farmer's tan" (good old Indiana). I stand on the short side, 5'11". My weight? Not even I would tell you that >> >. I'm much a tomboy, and could care less about, shopping, my hair, my nails, and boys. Speaking of boys... I'm bisexual. And it's not personal... I hit on everyone for the hell of it. I never wear shorts, skirts, or tank tops. I'm usually found in a t-shirt and jeans, a long-sleeve shirt if weather is permitting. I'm very loyal. I protect my precious people, and I will turn on anyone who is hurting those I care for. While I can be nice and lovable, I can be a serious bitch. I'm apathetic, cold, and speak with a razor tongue. Best not to get on my bad side. But, don't worry, it's extremely difficult to make me mad. What do I lack? I lack self-confidence. I don't believe in myself. I'm highly pessimistic, and I'm deathly logical. I'm rather sulky, I have clinical depression, and I do not take medication for it. I talk to myself all the time. What else to know... I have ADHD/ADD, OCD, and epilepsy. I have dysgraphia, and I can't remember anything that happened within 24 hours. Okay, exaggeration, but I do have a medical reason as to why I have terrible memory. However, according to the IQ test I had at nine, my written IQ is 114 and my verbal is 160+. I haven't re-taken it since then, it's prolly higher now. I also talk to myself. A lot. I remember reading this on a poster in a teachers classroom. A person who talks to themselves has a slightly higher intelligence. Guess it doesn't work out to bad, huh? I think... that's everything there is to know about me. P.S: You just lost the game. Contact me!! AOL/AIM: tigerliiiee@aol.com Yahoo Messenger: Baby_Cougar_123 Myspace: myspace.com/baby_cougar Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/inbox/?ref=mb#/profile.php?id=1167240155&ref=name Feel free to email me anytime! Just be sure to mention that you are from FanFiction or something! And feel free to message me if you do add me and see me on. It's nice to have someone to talk to. Oh, and I have added chat to my myspace page. Visit there and say hi, I should answer. EVERYONE! I'm a Deviant Artist now. Check out my pics at http://baby-cougar.deviantart.com/. In Bugboy: Think Pink, Shino's outfit looks like this: http://baby-cougar.deviantart.com/art/Bugboy-SHino-s-clothes-100492119 Bugboy Think Pink: SHino's attack on Shibi: http://baby-cougar.deviantart.com/art/Bugboy-Shino-Confronts-Shibi-100499774 Bugboy Think Pink: Neji's reaction to the Curry of Life (Curry of DOOM!): http://baby-cougar.deviantart.com/art/Bugboy-Neji-Curry-of-Life-100540620 Bugboy Think Pink: Gaara's Scene: http://baby-cougar.deviantart.com/art/Bugboy-The-Gaara-Scene-103235743 Bugboy Think Pink: Hinata's Sexy Shino Jutsu: http://baby-cougar.deviantart.com/art/Bugboy-Hinata-s-Sexy-Jutsu-103894005 Mind Warp: Team 8: http://baby-cougar.deviantart.com/art/Team-8-in-Mind-Warp-103893407 Mind Warp: Kiba and Shino-On Two legs, Idiot!: http://baby-cougar.deviantart.com/art/Mind-Warp-On-Two-Legs-Idiot-103895136 Quotes ""You are never to cook again... wake me up next time; your food is like a twisted suicide or something."" -Shino Aburame in Why Love is Chaos by Shinigami29 O.o.O.o. ""You two are loud," Shibi commented. "And I'm hungry. Shino, make breakfast." "I just got out of the hospital," Shino said with a glare. "I'm not supposed to make breakfast." "Would you like me to make breakfast?" Shibi threatened. Shino shuddered, and moved to start making bacon and eggs."-Shino Aburame and Shibi Aburame in Why Love is Chaos by Shinigami29 O.o.O.o. ""Go get changed," he pointed to some semi-discrete bushes, "And I promise... even though I'm a bloody pervert, I won't look. I'll even make sure no peeping toms try to get you.""-Shibi Aburame in Why Love is Choas by Shinigami29 O.o.O.o. "... What's for dinner..?" He changed the conversation, not wanting to admit to anything that he would regret later. "I'll take that as a yes," Shibi said cheerily, putting sizable sums of an unknown substance onto plates and serving them as he sat across from Shino. "And this... well... it's supposed to be a stir fry." "Doesn't the entire clan have a law against you cooking..?" Shino asked, taking a pair of chopsticks his father offered him. He waited for him to take the first bite. "What are you waiting for!" leader glared at heir, who stared back calmly. Neither of them wore sunglasses. "I want to make sure that it isn't toxic," Shino said blankly; his father's glare intensified, but he took a hesitant bite of the stir fry... and almost choked it back up. "..S-see..." A cough, and Shino stared at his father pitifully. "It's edible..."-Shibi and Shino in WLIC by Shinigami29 O.o.O.o. Not until Yukio did something completely unexpected. He kissed Shino. Hinata blinked, not knowing if she were seeing things or not; time must have frozen for a moment, because Shino sure wasn't moving. He was completely tense, and Yukio pushed closer... then screamed as he pulled away. He fell on his back, and Hinata watched him as he coughed; he was choking on kikai bugs. "Damn it to hell! They're in your mouth! How the hell do you live?" "I told you I wouldn't let you kiss me." -Yukio, Hinata, and Shino. WLIC by Shinigami29 O.o.O.o. "The Romeo-in-Sunglasses has proceeded to woo his Juliet,"-Sakura WLIC O.o.O.o. "Hey." Aki realized something and oh-so-tactfully changed the subject. "You guys realize, don't you, that you just killed Fuyu of the Dark Swordsmen." "What?!" Exclaimed Kiba and Neji. "Yeah. That guy was Fuyu." 'Hell yes! Operation Change-The-Subject: Success!'-Kiba, Neji, and Aki in To Protect the Aburame by blackdragon333 O.o.O.o. “Your so cruel to me,” Temari said in a fake girly voice. “I clean your clothes, I cook for you, I put a roof over your head and you can’t even buy me food.” “Kankuro does that for the most part Temari,” Gaara stated from beside Kankuro. Temari looked over at Gaara, “And betrayed by the youngest to add insult to injury.”- Temari, Gaara, Ino, and kankouro in 13 Things I SHould Have DOne by RJA. O.o.O.o. “Hinata, I think Shino’s actually…flirting,” gawked Kiba. “Huh? Oh, really. I hadn’t noticed.” “It’s as obvious as a watermelon in a pickle jar!" “Kiba, a watermelon wouldn’t fit in a pickle jar…,” reasoned Hinata. “They were big pickles, okay?!” Kiba blushed, obviously embarrassed.-Kiba Hinata Shino in Insects Can Hear They Just Can'r talk by Jesshiku-chan O.o.O.o. Somewhere where Neji was... “My underwear senses are tingling…” he mumbled.- Neji in Shino's a What> by absurd musings. O.o.O.o. RAFT tip of the day: If you're on a date, and you realize that your date maybe a potential rapist, quickly drop a fork on the ground, and when you go to retrieve it, army crawl to the bathroom, jimmy open the window, and proceed to your home. Do not return his calls.-from The Doom of Konohagakure by Shke Bahet O.o.O.o.O He was so handsome-- in a pale, buggy, afro-freak kind of way.-from Shinophobia: the early bug catches the bird by Mysteria Pearl O.o.O.o.O Shibi glared again. “It is hard to get a sentence out when the person you are talking to has a kunai in one hand and bug spray in the other.” “You snuck up on me! What was I supposed to do when the buggy stalker guy suddenly appears behind me?” Aoi just shook her head at her husband’s exasperation and turned back to Shino. “Anyway, what your daddy lacked in common sense he made up for in persistence. Everyday both of us were in Konoha he would come by, introduce himself as if I didn’t know who he was already, and ask me to lunch.” “And everyday you told me to leave you alone, adding a new adjective to the name you called me. Though, ‘Creepy, lecherous, buggy-afro stalker’ was probably my favorite. I still don’t know where you got the lecherous since I never actually got within ten feet of you.” Aoi shrugged. “It seemed to fit at the time.”-in How to Marry the Girl of Your Dreams by Sessy-sama. O.o.O.o.O Shino lit another cigarette, which he had stolen from Asuma, and stuck it in his mouth. “It came to me in a dream. The voices said, ‘Shino, thou must converteth to the ways of the darker side.’ So then I robbed a bank, stole this hooded jacket, and I been terrorizing Konoha ever since, yo.” Shino waved his hands around, forming various gang symbols. “Now back off or your ass is my property!”-From Shino's Gone Gangster by the hobbit lass O.o.O.o.O “You know if you pout like that a bird will perch on your lip and poop on you”-Zed in WIngs of Hope by Sushirollz O.o.O.o.O (Gaara walks on looking annoyed, with his teddy held tightly) Laugh .. And you all die.-Gaara in Naruto BedTime Tales! by KaiyoUchiha O.o.O.o.O.o.O Ironically, the pink-haired medical ninja knocked Kiba unconscious with a swift kick to the family jewels. Being that Shino and Shikamaru were shitlessly terrified, they continued to walk as though nothing had happened.-from Boys and Girls by Bullwinkle's Lady O.o.O.o.O "Sorry I’m late," said Kakashi. "I was molested by-"-form Boys and Girls O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Are you always this stupid?” I said. “Yep,” Naruto said proudly. “Hey, wait!”-Naruto and Ky in Shinobi Live! by phillygrlchan1208 o.o.O.o.O.o.O Lombardo: Why would Lovelace help? Raul: He not like you at all. Mumble: I'll just appeal to his better nature. Nestor: How you gonna do that? Raul: Cruel and unusual punishment? Lombardo: Unimaginable torture? Ramon: Imaginable torture? Rinaldo: Your singing? Ramon, Nestor, Raul and Lombardo: NO!! Rinaldo: (imitates Mumble's singing) Can anybody find me someone to love! Lombardo: Ohhh... you breaking the ice! Ramon: Avalanche! O.o.O.o.O.o.o Guy is running off while giving an exhausted Kakashi a piggy-back ride Naruto: thinks Something about that... is just sick. Sakura: thinks Two grown men playing piggy-back... it looks worse than I thought. Tenten: thinks Oh god... spare me. Lee: thinks I see... it's training! Guy: Now it'll be a lot faster! Ahahaha! All of you, see if you can keep up!! Sakura: thinks: They look even worse when they start moving.Lee bends over to offer Neji a ride Lee: Neji... Neji: hell no! O.o.O.o.O.o.O Evan: SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP!! o.O.o.o.o Evan: In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France. Director: What did he just say? Check the prompter. Technician: The prompter's fine. Director: Evan, read the copy. Please, the copy's good, just... read it. Evan: The White House Reception Committee greeted the Prime rib roast Minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I "lika"... do... da cha-cha. I'm sorry, we seem to be having some "tactical" difficulties... Simon: on phone to Dave A little situation here, Dave. Theodore vacuumed up Alvin. Theodore: calls down vacuum tube Alvin! Alvin: shouts from inside vacuum Dave! Help! Dave: on phone to Simon What?! Simon: on phone to Dave Well, at least it wasn't the garbage disposal. giggles nervously Theodore: calls down vacuum tube Just stay calm! gets sucked into vacuum AAAH! Simon: on phone to Dave And there goes Theodore. “Wait, wait.” Naruto said, bewildered. “Are you telling me Itachi, the guy who massacred all the Uchiha’s, the guy who can make Orochimaru wet his tighty-whities with a single, withering glance-- this same guy fell unto the kunai Sasuke gave him and died?” Kisame nodded. “Yep. That’s Itachi.”-from Accidents, Freak Accidents by maskedgoomba O.o.O.o.O.o.O THE SUSPENSE! OH GOD, THE SUSPENSE!-I Don't Know by Swarmy O.o.O.o.O.o.O Me: (sighs) Easy button! (Pushes button) Sasuke: (stops and eye glaze over) …. Takumi: (pokes Sasuke) I think you broke him….-TMCEBOA! by Tally Mai-chan O.o.O.o.O.o.o “And why are you so sure these are the real Naruto characters?” I said. “Because no one in the world can make their hair look like a chicken’s ass like the real Sasuke,” Mika said. Damn. She had a point. “A-A chicken’s ass?” Sasuke said. “Yeah! See how it points out like the butt of a chicken?” Mika said. “Whoa! You’re right!” Naruto said. “Get away from my head, dobe!” Sasuke said.-from Shinobi Live! by phillygrlchan1208 O.o.O.o.O.o.O I’m-trying-to-be-a-breathing-wall-here-don’t-talk-to-me Sasuke was sitting quietly at his desk, reading a book with an eleven syllable title.-A NotSoWrong Connection by TUMe O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Turn your eyes off then. The redness is glowing at me!”-Naruto to Sasuke in A Lesson Learned? by Earthsoftenstheflame O.o.O.o.O.o.O “What!” Sasuke choked “The!” Sakura screeched. “Frisbee!” They turned around to face Kakashi, who was pointing randomly out of the window. “There was a Frisbee there a minute ago…sorry what were we exclaiming about?” he shrugged.-Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi after an oblivious Naruto says a shrewd comment in A Lesson Learned? by Earthsoftenstheflame O.o.O.o.O.o.O “What is that supposed to be?” Shino queried to his male teammate, glancing at the monstrosity next to him. “Akamaru!” said Kiba indignantly. “What’s up with his nose?” Shino asked, looking at the thing more closely. “Those are his ears!” Kiba insisted, scandalized. Shino snorted.-from A Naruto Halloween by KNO O.o.O.o.O.o.O "I WAS WASHING MY HAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRR!" Shikamaru screamed after them like a dying cow.-Boys and Girls by Bullwinkle's Lady O.o.O.o.O.o.O He gave me a ‘what the hell did you say to me, minion?!’ look.-50 Ways to Make Gaara Want to Kill Me by Baby Cougar and MusicAgainstTheHeart O.o.O.o.O.o.O “A hamburger,” I specified, reaching into the bag and handing one of them to her. “Ew! Its fat on a bun! You’ll get a heart attack by looking at it!” Ino shrieked in anorexic horror.-Shinobi Live! by phillygrlchan08 O.o.O.o.O.o.O Shikamaru gave a sweeping bow to Sasuke. "Why don't you go first, oh great one?" Sasuke growled for a moment, and then smirked. "Ladies first."- The Devil's Fruit by Kasek O.o.O.o.O.o.O --In the Hokage tower-- Gasp! “What is it Tsunade-sama?” asked Shizune. “My Tsunade senses are tingling.” Sweatdrop.- Those damned teenage horemones by laughannie711 O.o.O.o.o.o.O “So…why am I even here?” Shikamaru turned to the dog-nin and gave him a wry grin. “Because their daughter is a dog-lover, of course. With your natural doggishness and Akamaru with you, the both of you can calm her down enough to go along with this plan.” “Wh-What!? So we’ve been reduced to…to…PETS!?” Shino couldn’t keep the smile from his lips. “It would appear so, pupsy-wupsy…”-One Step Closer Away by snuggled O.o.O.o.O.o.O Neji went red and crossed his hands over his chest, sticking his nose in the air. “I really mean it now. You guys are a bunch of douche bags.” He turned to Shino, not even hiding his dislike for the bug-nin. “Especially you, bugfuck. I’ll kick your ass one of these days. You’re lucky we’re going to be on this mission together and I have to tolerate your shit.”-One Step Closer Away O.o.O.o.O.o.O “I will shank you, fellow. Do not think I won’t. I will shank you well. And then I will turn you into my b…b…bi…my female dog" -Must Love Dogs by snuggled O.o.O.o.O.o.O "Hey man, give me one of your bugs. I'm starving. ...Actually...wait, those things are tiny. Give me a handful." O.o.O.o.O.o.O Stupid teenage hormones... Damn stupid teenage hormones... Damn stupid teenage hormones... Damn stupid teenage hormones... why the hell to I have to be a teenager? Couldn't I have just skipped that stage...? It's not that essential to my life... Training or no training, I can't handle this... she has no feelings for me, never will. And I am... going through some strange, hormonal, teenage phase... Damn it... damn it... damn it... Why the hell couldn't I have a normal father who doesn't encourage such... such... damn it, I don't even know what to call these thoughts! Stupid teenage hormones... Damn stupid teenage hormones... He was tired, too tired to complain over 'stupid teenage hormones'. But on the other hand, too tired to have those 'stupid teenage hormones' effect him... majorly. Damn Kiba... damn stupid teenage hormones... I hate coffee! "That the last few months of my life didn't happen and that I am, in fact, going to skip the phase in life people associate with teenage hormones..?" Damn it... now I feel guilty... stupid teenage hormones... Damn it... I am becoming a pervert... stupid teenage hormones... stupid father... she was raped. ... stupid teenage hormones, making me imagine things... ... it's not just stupid teenage hormones...-Shino in Why Love Is Chaos by Shinigami28 O.o.O.o.O.o.O Yes, Uzamaki Naruto, with the attention span of a diseased cantaloupe, had made an amazing discovery.-Boys And Girls by Bullwinkle's Lady O.o.O.o.O.o.O Shino, ya worthless bastard, hit me! Punch me! Kick me! I need to know that it's not a dream! " Kiba shouted. Shino calmly proceeded to kick Kiba in the crotch. " OW! Bloody bug-bastard! Not there! "-There's More Than Meets The Eye by Takari4ever3012 O.o.O.o.O.o.O “You all have to wear diapers on your heads for the rest of the day.” Kakashi said. No one responded. “It’s not really that bad.” Shino said. “You forget it’s there after a while.” “Shino, geez.” Said Kiba. “You hardly ever say anything and the one time you DO, you advocate for us all putting diapers on our heads.” Shino shrugged.-Calendar by Link and Luigi. O.o.O.o.o.o.O “Father,” he said in his ‘calling’ voice, which is essentially only slightly louder than his speaking voice. “Yes Shino?” came Shino’s Dad’s calling voice. “Apparently it’s Father’s Day.” Shino answered. “Apparently.” Shino’s Dad agreed. There was another long pause. “Father?” Shino called again. “Yes Shino?” Another silence. “Where do babies come from?”-Calendar O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Oh Neji!” said everyone. “I don’t know…that doesn’t have the same ring to it as when we do it with Shino…” Gai said as he rubbed his chin. “Shino, do something silly so we can say ‘Oh Shino’!” Shino stood there like a tree. “I’m Shino.” He said finally once he realized that everyone was staring at him. Then they all started chuckling. “OH SHINO!” they all exclaimed.-Calendar O.o.O.o.O.o.O “You know what, Neji?” said Kiba with a nod. “I have come to a very important conclusion!” “And what’s that?” Neji said. “You are a dick.” Kiba continued to nod as if that sort of comment shouldn’t offend someone, especially someone like NEJI who gets offended by everything. Neji was sort of just like, “Unk?” He actually didn’t know how to react. “Kiba, you win!” said Gai. “You have stupefied Neji!”-Calendar O.o.o.o.O.o.O Shino stared somewhat longingly at the girl with medium length hair and hazel eyes. Unlike most girls he found her somewhat pretty. And that was a lot coming from a guy who thought larva were pretty too.-Naruto: Truth or Dare by MusicAgainstTheHeart o.o.O.o.O.o.O To hold in secrets is to be human. To hold in everything is to be Aburame.-How it Feels To Hatch by Zeer. O.o.O.o.O.o.O It started when he came home that night, brushing the snow off his shoulders and pushing his weather-damp hood from his head. A slender, dark haired woman met Shino in the entrance hall. “There are strange sounds coming from your room,” she greeted him, lacing up her boots in preparation for a mission. Shino knelt to untie his own boots and place them in the recently vacated spot on the shoe rack. “Again?” “I believe the search team I sent in last week has become lost,” Aburame Aika continued, shrugging into her overcoat. “They were not sufficiently prepared for the wilderness in that room.” “Next time you should send someone with more experience,” he advised her. “Next time I should have a son who can wield a vacuum as well as a kunai.” “That would be negligent of me,” he countered. “I believe several endangered colonies of bacteria are growing in my room. I cannot be responsible for their destruction.” “Some of those colonies are far too evolved to be considered lower life forms anymore.” “All the more reason to refrain from damaging their natural habitat.” Aika sighed and adjusted her dark glasses briskly. “You are a terribly exasperating son.” “Yes, Mother.”-The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK O.o.o.o.O.o.O "No thank you, I already have a policy through the Hokage's office!" "...It's Shino." "Shino? As in Aburame Shino? As in, Not A Life Insurance Agent Shino?" "To my knowledge, yes." "Oh. Well, uh, hang on a second. Let me just dismantle this bomb, okay?"- The Middle Ground O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Shino is next!” said Kurenai excitedly as she shoved Shino into the middle of the circle. The group, however, did not start singing about what Shino was wearing. Instead, they just stopped the circle. “Don’t stop on my account.” Said Shino. “Yeah…that’s probably enough singing to get us into the party.” Kakashi decided. “SORRY SHINO!” screamed everyone. “BUT WE STILL ADORE YOUR LIGHT-ISH GREENISH TYPE JACKET!” Shino took a step back from the large group that was screaming at him.-Calendar by Link and Luigi. O.o.o.o.O.o.O “It’s not for you.” Said Kiba. “It’s for your dog.” “I don’t have a dog.” Said Lee. “You should get one.” Kiba said. “Okay.” Said Lee with a shrug. “Cause if you did, and then named your dog Bingo then we’d be able to sing that Bingo about you.” Kiba said. “Stop talking Kiba.” Shino ordered.-Calendar. O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Well,” Shikamaru said once he had recovered from the glare. “Does anyone remember how we ended up defeating the other guy?” “I don’t remember fighting him.” Chouji admitted. “It’s because we didn’t.” Shikamaru said. “Shino showed up late.” “And then he melted into a pile of goo.” Shino said. Everyone was happy because Shino had used to the word ‘goo’.-Calendar O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Shino, what would we do without you?” Kiba said as Shino sat down. Shino didn’t answer for a little bit. Actually, he didn’t answer at all. But Kiba expected him to answer so he continued to wait. And wait he shall for all eternity.-Calendar O.o.O.o.O.o.O “This is a boring strategy!” Kiba announced. “I think we have PLENTY of snowballs! I mean, we have enough snowballs here to feed a third world country.” “Huh?” Hinata said as a question mark formed above her head.-Calendar O.o.O.o.O.o.O “ROW ROW ROW YOU’RE BOAT!” Kiba bellowed loudly enough to start a landslide. Naruto chimed in, with Akamaru following suit and the three of the formed a round that went on for longer than necessary. Shino just sat in between them. They were riding on a chairlift and they had just so happened to be on one of the longest one that led to the peak of the mountain. Shino sort of wished that they hadn’t put the safety bar down or else he would have jumped to his death.-Calendar O.o.O.o.O.o.O “My mom says I’m not allowed to talk to Shino anymore on account of the fact that he pushed me down a mountain,” Kiba replied. “You all can imagine how distraught I am about this,” said Shino.-Calendar. O.o.O.o.o.o.O “That will be AWESOME!” said Gai as he hugged himself. “One of my students celebrating the anniversary of my birth!” “What?” said Neji, looking irritated. “I don’t want to do that.” “Well too bad,” said Gai. “And if it’s not the best birthday I’ve ever had then I will personally make sure you stay a genin forever.” “I hate you,” said Neji. FINALLY. “GASP!” said Gai as he fainted since this must have been news to him.-Calendar O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Calm down, Shino, you don’t want to hurt your old man, do you?” “Of course not, pops… I WANT TO FRIGGIN KILL YOU!!” Hinata grabbed Shino and sat him down again before he strangled his own father.-Broken by xox-Midori-chan-xox O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Time to ditch the unhealthy habit, Dad. The student is always destined to surpass the master holy crap I sound like Neji.” he said. Shibi laughed again.- Shino in White Christmas by PunkxRockxPurple O.o.O.o.O.o.O Neji, a Christmas miracle has just occurred before my eyes, A few minutes later, she got a text back. What happened? Will I be able to guess? Hanabi sent another one back, Nope! Hinata has gotten over Naruto! Her phone rang. “Are you freaking serious?!” Neji asked. “Yeah! She has finally seen the light!” Hanabi joked. “Have you told Hiashi-sama yet?” he asked. “No, I’m contemplating about how he’ll take it. Either he’ll embrace her with open arms or pass out, I’m not sure.”- White Christmas O.o.O.o.O.o.O “The eyes are the window to the soul, you know.” “My windows are locked, try the backdoor.” “Shino!” “Oh alright.”-White Christmas O.o.O.o.O.o.o Kiba sat in his room, a Darbie and a Kent doll in hand. "Oh Kent!" he squealed in a high feminine voice for Darbie, "The roses a beautiful! I LOVE YOU! Mwaumuawmuawmuawkissykissymuaw!" The Kent doll was quickly covered in lipstick. "I love you too babe," Kiba said in a low voice for Kent. "Hn..." Kiba looked up at Shino and immediately turned blue. He had been caught playing with dolls. What would he do? What would he say? What would his mother say? A billion thoughts rushed through Kiba's head. Maybe if I say that I found them...and was just...looking at them. "Can I play?" asked Shino.- Boys and Girls O.o.O.o.O.o.O “So… did you told her?” “About?” “About how babies are made, Shino.” Shino spitted off the tea he had just poured on his cup. “What?!” His father laughed out loud.- Enjoy the Silence by xox-Midori-chan-xox O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Don’t tell me she’s sending me to take care of Kiba’s genin team or I’ll shoot myself.” “Nah, but shooting yourself would be funny to see, tell me if you need any help.” “How could it be you could become a father!?”- Enjoy the Silence O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Rock Lee,” Neji said smugly. “Now with thirty percent more sparkle!” Tenten chimed in brightly. - The Middle Ground O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Hey, Uzumaki! You got seats yet?” “Yeah, there’s some empty ones next to me,” Naruto yelled back over the crowd, and Kiba’s grin turned positively wicked as Hinata’s face turned an alarming shade of red. “Perfect.” “But, Shino-“ Hinata turned almost desperately towards her quieter teammate, but Kiba shook his shaggy head. “Nope, Tall, Dark, and Oblivious’ got things to do.”- The Middle Ground O.o.O.o.O.o.O The crowd clapped and cheered (or sobbed openly at the beauty of true youthful love or the love of beautiful truth or something. Tenten passed Lee a handkerchief, and Neji scooted casually out of Gai’s Manly Hug Radius). -The Middle Ground O.o.O.o.O.o.O Tenten scanned the crowd; Neji and Hinata were seated with a few other members of their family, in a quieter part of the Hall. Lee and Gai were dancing. Or possibly attempting to rearrange their physical body structures. Tough call. -The Middle Ground O.o.O.o.O.o.O One day, I think, I may possibly explode from excitement. Two days, you know how short of a time that is? In two days, I could achieve… er, absolutely nothing. Which kind of proves my point. It is a very short time. Short time, shorter then me. Poor thing. I’d hate to be two days, because even I am slightly longer then two days. Well, I hope I am. How long is two days anyway? I am… er, well, I haven’t measured my height in many years, because I’m trying to not put pressure on my legs to grow. They’ll grow in their own sweet time. Growgrowgrow. -Quicksand by To-Love-is-to-lie O.o.O.o.o.o.O And with that, Sakura took over the kitchen, using her food-technology skills to the utmost. I snuck off, mainly because I knew if I was in the kitchen while the stove was on, something, somewhere, would definatly explode.- Quicksand O.o.O.o.O.o.O Sasuke growled wordlessly and shook his head. "It was the fight with Ino and Hinata, Neji said a few choice things that made me want to bash his head in." he told the blond, finding it easier to speak in his head rather than using his voice. Naruto snorted. "Neji always makes you want to bash his head in. But yeah, what he said this time was uncalled for."- A Chance At The Roas Not Taken bye The13thHour O.o.O.o.O.o.O "I hope the girls weren't too much trouble for you Gaara-kun." "Oh, no, they were destructive little angels." Gaara replied, the sarcasm thick in his voice. - Sweet Buggy Love by Naruwinx O.o.O.o.O.o.O "Not my hair you demon children! No! NO! OH! Dammit you emo eyeliner crazed Suna freak! That wasn't hair!" "I know." "Are you licking his slit wound Galleria-san?" I asked a little worried. "mmmm…" -Sweet Buggy Love O.o.O.o.O.o.O Ichirou stared back at him, fingers shoved into his small mouth with spit bubbles appearing between them. It startled the Aburame. Was it normal for children to froth at the mouth? - Metamorphoze by Murasaki Kaida O.o.O.o.O.o.O O.o.O.o.O.o.O “Yes, I did.” I would just convince Shika I said ‘Sasuke’ and then avoid him. He would never know. “I think you’re nuts, Shika.” “Sora, don’t -,” “Shika, you’re nuts, face it.” “Sora-,” “Nuts!” “S-,” “NUTS!” “Sora you-,” “NUUTTSS!” “YOU ARE SO AGGRIVATING!” And with that, he stomped off like a madman. I breathed a sigh of relief. - QuickSand O.o.O.o.O.o.O | |||||||||||
1. 50 Ways to Make Gaara Want to Kill Me » reviews50 semi-related oneshot about making Gaara do things that he would never ever do...and he will hate every minute of it...though he may be a bit deranged by the end of this series.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 10-23-08 - Gaara2. Bolt of Blue reviewsEscaping his old life, Kaeri Kyouran only wished for something new. Freedom. But is it enough? Did he make the right choice? He'll have to find out as he goes through his new life. OC. No pairings decided.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-093. Passion in Art » reviewsShino is an artist. He lives on what he makes off his painting, and leads a fairly uneventful life. That is, until the girl of his dreams, battered and bruised, falls into his arms. ShinoxHinata. AUNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,206 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 2-3-09 - Shino A. & Hinata H.4. What Might Have BeenRou and Yami never did get back together. What happened to them?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Published: 6-28-09 - Complete5. In Peices reviewsLinkin Park. Naruto reflects on Sasuke.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-13-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete6. Mind Warp » reviewsIt was a simple C-rank mission. All they had to do was deliver the package. Why did it have to go horribly wrong? One-sided NaruxHina. Team 8 switches bodies and chaos ensues! Kiba-Shino, Shino-Hinata, and Hinata-Kiba. Idiot!Kiba. No definate pairings.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 10-15-08 - Kurenai Y. & Shino A.7. The Time of the Butterfly » reviewsHinata gets violently thrown out of her Clan, and Shino comes to her and brings her home. Will get more involved, and rated for later smut.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,971 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-21-09 - Published: 12-18-08 - Hinata H. & Shino A.8. NarutoRelated Chat » reviewsChats between people and I, role-play and Naruto characters involved. Totally random, top-of-the-head stuff. Don't take to heart anything you read in this fic. Rated for whatever may come.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 132,516 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 11-6-08 - Shino A.9. Moonlight reviewsA continuation of an OC thread on a Naruto RPG. Aburame Kagerou and Kyousei Yami.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-09 - Complete10. Attack of the Plot Bunny » reviewsA sorta abgsty, sad Shino story that hints at SHinoxHinataNaruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-7-09 - Published: 2-27-09 - Shino A. & Hinata H.11. The Christmas Cookies reviewsShibi takes Shino's love life into his own hands, and spikes the cookies Shino was baking. Things get a little raunchy after that. ShinoxHinataxKiba Threesome Lemon.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-29-09 - Shino A. & Hinata H. - Complete12. Surprise » reviewsShino and the rest of Team 8 are sent on a "mission." Hinata and Kiba are in on it, but Shino is clueless. How will he handle a surprise party? Happy Birthday, Shino!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-23-09 - Shino A.13. Why Don't You Kiss Her? reviewsShino can't tell her that he loves her. Does Hinata feel the same way? You'll have to find out!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-12-09 - Shino A. & Hinata H. - Complete14. Let's Embarrass Shino » reviewsSeries of oneshots where to focal point of the humor is Shino. Will get better...holiday hangover right now. Rated because of Shibi's sense of humor.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-6-09 - Shino A.15. The Christmas Party » reviewsHinata is throwing a Christmas party, combined with her 15th birthday. She has invited all of our favorite ninja, sans Naruto and Sasuke, who are absent form Konoha. Set during time skip.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-9-09 - Published: 12-11-08 - Shino A. & Hinata H.16. She Will Be Loved reviewsShino can't have the girl he wants...or can he?Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-09 - Shino A. & Hinata H. - Complete17. Ninja Hide and Seek reviewsDrabble. Shino and Hinata are playing Ninja Hide-and-seek. Shino is in for a surprise.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-09 - Shino A. & Hinata H. - Complete18. Sapphire Butterfly » reviewsWhen Shino Aburame left that morning, he got more than he bargained for. A little OOC. ShinoxOC Fluff. One-shot. Has been totally re-done. Read second chapter for lots more detail and fluff. Gets a little steamy...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,904 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 9-13-08 - Shino A.19. Unrecognized Love » reviewsEarly Team 8. Shino, Hinata and Kiba. SHino realized that he likes his female temmate. Kiba lets the world know he likes her. Hinata is confused. Shino, Kiba or Naruto?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-12-08 - Published: 10-13-08 - Hinata H. & Shino A.20. Why Shino Doesn't Hang Out With Shikamaru reviewsKiba manipulated Shika into doing something Bugboy will skin them both alive for. Sit back, grab teh popcorn, and enjoy the show.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-10-08 - Shino A. & Shikamaru N. - Complete21. Nirvana reviewsDun dun dun! It's finally here!...Anyway...Every ninja has something that makes them happy, except Shino. Kiba, Hinata, and Akamaru have taken it upon themselves to change that fact. Eventually will be a ShinoxHinata of courseNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-08 - Shino A. & Hinata H.22. Why Shino Doesn't Take Missions With His Father reviewsWe're almost to Chicago, Shino. Dad, put that cigarrette out...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-8-08 - Shino A. & Shibi A. - Complete23. Numb reviewsEveyone has a breaking point. She just can't take the abuse anymore, and she puts an end to it once and for all. Numb by Linkin Park. Hinata and Hiashi.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-7-08 - Hinata H. & Hiashi H. - Complete24. The Homework Mediators » reviewsCougar needs to do her homework. And apparently, she needs to be babysat to get it all done. Reality-Fantasy mix. Rated only for language. Shino will probably be the only character to appear in each chapter. Well, obviously Cougar will.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-5-08 - Published: 12-3-08 - Shino A.25. If Everyone Cared reviewsShino and Hinata spend a moment together, and Shino ponders about people and their ability to get along. Songfic. If Everyone Cared by Nickelback. ShinoxHinataNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-28-08 - Hinata H. & Shino A. - Complete26. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas reviewsHinata, sad about her family's indifference, spends the holiday with Shino. A tender moment lets her realize what her mother meant when she gave Hinata the crystal. ShinoxHinata Christmas Fluff.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-26-08 - Hinata H. & Shino A. - Complete27. Never Give Prozac to the Creepy Bug Kid » reviewsKiba thought Shino needed a "Happy Pill." On a visit to the drugstore for his sister, he found a bottle of Prozac on the shelf. Kiba read the back, and summed it up. Insant happy. Boy, is he an idiot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 11-7-08 - Kiba I. & Shino A.28. Naruto's Greatest Pranks » reviewsNaruto's greatest pranks of all time! Real pranks, too. Each chapter is an un-related oneshot. Rated because anything is possible.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 11-11-08 - Naruto U.29. The Blossom and the Beast » reviewsHe always loved her, but now that Sasuke betrayed her, will she return it? Will the valiant green beast of Konoha be enough for the beautiful cherry blossom? SakuraxLeeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 11-10-08 - Lee R. & Sakura H.30. Naruto's Inheritance » reviewsShe punched his shoulder playfully, but when she pulled her hand away, she got caught on the string that hangs off his shoulder. She held the small object in her hand, and for the first time, wondered what it was. "What's this?" "You know, I don't know."Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 11-11-08 - Kyuubi & Naruto U.31. Why Shino Doesn't Screw With the Author reviewsOi, calm down. Did you screw with the author again?" Still growling, he nodded. "Can you talk?" "REEEEEEOOOW!"Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-17-08 - Kiba I. & Shino A. - Complete32. Why Shino Doesn't Do 'Superhero' reviewsIt's Kiba's fault. I am not Spiderman. Damn him, Damn him to Hell!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-17-08 - Kiba I. & Shino A. - Complete33. Why Shino Doesn't Do Eyebrows reviewsLee has a problem...and only Shino can fix it. Crack...funny. Actually about eyebrows....you sick people....Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-14-08 - Lee R. & Shino A. - Complete34. Neji and the Itsy Bitsy Spider reviewsNeji awoke, feeling something crawling on him. The first thing he noticed was the figure at the end of the bed. Then he noticed that his bedroom was flashing, sending the figure into drastic relief. "The itsy bitsy spider..." it sang. "AHHHHHHHHHH"Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-9-08 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete35. Shino's Too Sexy reviewsHinata found Tsunade's sake and have it to an unsuspecting Shino.Now he's drunk off his ass in a karaoke bar on gay night. That was a little detail everyone forgot. I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred. Fourth and final in "Drunk" series.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-6-08 - Hinata H. & Shino A. - Complete36. Why Gaara Likes Music » reviewsMusic was a sad girl. She wished for somebody to talk to, and Gaara comes flying out of her television. A dream come true! HEr favorite Anime character has come to life! Could there be romance in the future? Dedicated to MusicAgainstTheHeart. GaaraxOCNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-6-08 - Published: 10-30-08 - Gaara37. Gone reviewsGone by Kelly Clarkson. A SakuraxLee fic Sakura is telling Sasuke that she’s found someone better, Lee.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-08 - Lee R. & Sakura H. - Complete38. Behind These Shaded Eyes reviewsBehind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson. Shino gets what he always wanted: Hinata. But his world comes crashing violently down when Naruto returns from the three-year trip. Can Shino cope? one-sided ShinoxHinata NarutoxHinataNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-3-08 - Hinata H. & Shino A. - Complete39. Crawling reviewsCrawling by Linkin Park. Shino thinks about the creatures inside of him, and how they have ruined his life. Angsty.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-3-08 - Shino A. - Complete40. Since U Been Gone reviewsSong by Kelly Clarkson. Hinata sees the truth about Naruto, and is disgusted. But, after her head is finally cleared of the blone, she finally nitices what she has over looked for the longest time. NaruHina NaruOC ShinoHinaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-2-08 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete41. Shino's Bad Day » reviewsShino is having a bad day. He is itching to relese his pent up energy, but doesn't know how. He comes across someone on his walk, and ends up taking it out on them. Now in! Orochimaru is the winner!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 9-27-08 - Shino A. - Complete42. Shut Up Neji reviewsHinata has had enough of Neji. Song is "Shut Up" by Simple Plan. Implied NaruXHina.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-08 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete43. Because of You reviewsKonoha 12 are going through a hard time in their lives. All of them. Because of You by Kelly ClarksonNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-30-08 - Complete44. The Aburame ShinoBee reviewsShino is four and shows his dad the bee he caught.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-30-08 - Shino A. & Shibi A. - Complete45. Bugboy: Think Pink! A Valentine's Prank Special » reviewsHinata decided she's gonna play a prank on Shino. Will SHino ever forgiver her? Includes Rock Lee, Neji, Sakura, Ino, Kiba, Akamaru, and Shibi. ShinoxHinata. Rated for Language and sexual innuendoes. COMPLETE!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,627 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 10-3-08 - Hinata H. & Shino A. - Complete46. Sasuke and the Chicken reviewsEver wonder why Sasuke's hair looks like a chicken's butt? Well, here's why.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-26-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete47. Ninja Heaven reviewsWhere am I?" asked gaara. "You're in heaven, Dave. Ninja Heaven." Don't own Naruto or Happy Feet. Mini spioler at end.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-08 - Gaara - Complete48. Somebody To Love reviewsSongfic. Hinata hates herself. Naruto starts to break. He thinks about his peers and how they hate him. Then, he realized, there is one who never did. NarutoxHinata. Sombody to love by Anne HathawayNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-08 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete49. Halloween at the Aburame's reviewsThe rookie nine are 6. Shino's freinds meet up at his house. Shibi inspects the costumes and....deosnt matter how old shino is...shibi is still the same. hints at naru hina but otherwise no pairing.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-22-08 - Shibi A. & Shino A. - Complete50. POP! Goes the Weasel reviewsMorbid songfic. Manga spiolers. Itachi and Sasuke's fight.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete51. Dammit Shino! reviewsKiba and Ino share an intimate moment...until shino is caught peeping on them. The legacy of shibi continues! MWa hah ha ha ha! *cough* ok just a little drabble. pooped up in my head.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-21-08 - Ino Y. & Kiba I. - Complete52. Gaara's Cookie reviewsOH MY GOURD! It's a drabble with the sand sibs. enjoy!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-21-08 - Temari & Gaara - Complete53. Naruto Character Names reviewsEver wondered what the Naruto character's names mean? Well, it's your lucky day because I'm bored enought to tell you! If you see something I missed, be sure to tell me and I'll add it!Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-21-08 - Complete54. Shino is NOT Gay » reviewsfake yaoi...one sided kibaxshino, shinoxhinata, lemon, kiba and shino are in the middle of a passionate moment and get caught. series of oneshots. Kiba never learns, does he?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-14-08 - Published: 9-25-08 - Kiba I. & Shino A. - Complete55. She's the Teardrops on His Guitar reviewsOnesided ShinoHina, NaruHina. Shino knows how he feels about his teammate, but he lover her enough to let her go. Teardrops on my guitar by taylor swift. oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-08 - Shino A. & Hinata H. - Complete56. The Dream reviewsI had a dream with Naruto characters Mario characters and bill cosby. Shinoxme. It's Kimimaro's Birthday party! Beware evil robots!AUNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-13-08 - Shino A. - Complete57. Why Shino Doesn't Like Mosquitoes reviewsWe all know Shino as the boy who loves bugs. All bugs. One fateful day changed that.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-12-08 - Shino A. - Complete58. Why Shino Doesn't Drive reviewsDrabble. This story telld you why Shino ABurame doesn't drive. Warning...death.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-6-08 - Shino A. - Complete59. Genjutsu » reviewsKurenai tests the team with genjutsu. Unfortunately, Hinata fell asleep before it was her turn. She thinks she's in a dream, What will she do? How will Shino cope? ShinoxHinata. Two-Shot. Lemon in second chapter. Sex scene...don't like don't read.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-5-08 - Shino A. & Hinata H. - Complete60. Oh Noes! Not Hinata Too! reviewsShino gets hinata drunk for payback..but it works a little...TOO well...shinoxhinata third in series...read others first....crack songfic Little Butterfly by AquaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-29-08 - Hinata H. & Shino A. - Complete61. Shino's Kiss reviewsAfter the Sweetheart festival, team 8 get back to training. hinata has something to tell shino and they go back to the meadow. this kiss by faith hill. shinoxhinata. crack songfic. sequel to Shino's a Genie in a bottle BabyNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-26-08 - Hinata H. & Shino A. - Complete62. Shino's a Genie in a Bottle Baby reviewsHinata gets Shino drunk, and he takes her to a meadow..then breaks into song. ShinoxHinata Crack songficNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-25-08 - Hinata H. & Shino A. - Complete
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