Fàilte gu Alba. Wilkommen in Schottland. Bienvenue en Ecosse. Welcome to Scotland.

What do I love doing? Hmm, now there's an interesting question to ask myself. The first thing that comes to mind is chemistry. In my last year of high school and doing Advanced Higher now. YAY. The second thing is maths - another thing I'm doing at AH level. Third thing... oh yeah, writing fan fiction - how could I forget?. What else... Guitar! I love playing electric guitar as it helps me to relax - listening to music has the same effect.

I've also been playing (field) hockey for about six years now and that keeps me going during the school terms... Skateboarding in the summer (if it's not raining) and ski-ing in the winter (if there's any snow).

Music: - absolute favourites in bold - War of Ages, All Shall Perish, Evergreen Terrace, Gojira, Disturbed, Alexisonfire, Becoming the Archetype, Alien Ant Farm, Breaking Benjamin, Five Finger Death Punch, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Days Grace, All That Remains, Kreator, Mastodon, Ra, Rise Against, Papa Roach, Muse

Favourite actors/characters: Mark Harmon (Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dicky Cobb, Jack MacNeil), Richard Dean Anderson (Jack O'Neill, Angus MacGyver), David Duchovny (Fox Mulder), Hugh Laurie (Gregory House), Michael Weatherly (Anthony DiNozzo). The Marx brothers - true comedy at its best!

NCIS - Ohhh yeah, Season 7: Faith is restored!

There's a special place in my heart for NCIS: whether it was the humour I saw in the first episode I watched (bear in mind this was UK tv so about 2 years later than you Americans :( ) which was Season 1 Episode 2 Hung Out To Dry, the believable relationship between the lead characters - Tony and Gibbs in particular - or just the fact that I'd spent far too long watching CSI and picking apart all their silly little plots and 'forensics that take about half an hour to complete' and needed something with a little more respect for the viewer's intelligence - no one in their right mind could possibly believe they solve cases in 1-2 DAYS. It could also have been the fact that the FORENSIC SCIENTIST (i.e. Abby Scuito) stayed in the lab and did the FORENSICS while the INVESTIGATORS went out and did their detective work - they don't do BOTH... ok, they do in CSI but really?!

Also, Mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly might have had something to do with it... People say I'm weird because I watch NCIS and they complain that there's 'no hot guys in that rubbish' to which I respond, "You're sixteen! You - like 9/10 girls in this school - worship Zac Efron/That Guy From Twilight and watch Hannah Montana then run out to buy whatever GOD-AWFUL album that overly-hyped GIRL has put out!"

And as a teeny-weeny side-note, I have no problem with people that watch Hannah Montana/High School Musical but I do with people who ask every five minutes if I've seen it/heard the new song/seen that film with That Guy in it. Or worse, they ask why I don't watch/listen to/worship it/him/her! sigh Being a teenager is not meant to be this stressful - I've had my 11 years of completely unnecessary bullying/nasty comments/pranks/general unkindness and I thought that that might stop once I reached 6th year, but it hasn't really. sigh

If you've got an idea and either:

- think you're rubbish at writing

- don't have time to write it

- want me to write it

Then PM me with the plot/summary, title and a vague idea of where you want it to go and I'll get back to you. Not promising anything but if it's good I might just go for it.

Completed Projects:

The Problem with Malfunctioning 'Gates - Stargate SG-1

Business As Usual - NCIS

Kept For Life - NCIS

Koshmar - NCIS

Salvation - NCIS

Current project(s):

Gunning For Gibbs - A request/idea from inkpen1 - alternative ending to South By Southwest (NCIS)
WARNING: this has also spawned a small oneshot sequel which will be posted upon completion of Gunning for Gibbs

Next Project(s): Meh, school's hard work, but let's write instead!

1. Another NCIS one, I'm afraid. Multi-chapter and not an episode tag/alternative ending.

2. A short, light-hearted oneshot for NCIS.

3. A whole load of other random oneshots that are the result of far too much TV and excitement over the new season 7. (NCIS)

4. A multi-chapter requested (by 5Snowflakes) tag to Deliverance that'll cover the backstory of Gibbs in Colombia. (NCIS)

∞. An alternative ending for Torment of Tantalus (SG-1) - on hiatus.

Things You Should Know About My Fics:

1. They will almost certainly contain a character who is injured at some point (whether it be whump or just plain accidental injury is beside the point). I may even stray into emotional pain at some points.

2. Any injured character (that I like) will inevitably be put back together again (or be in the process of recovering) by the end of the story. Jenny Shepard will not be spared in the death department (but as I don't write character death, she's safe...for now). Nor will she receive a happy ending (if I even write her in that is!) See Business As Usual for example.

3. I never, ever write main character death (OCs and very minor/inconsequential ones or the bad guys maybe, but not main ones).

4. Being only 17, and having extremely limited experience of a romantic relationship, I tend to steer away from writing shippers (unless the characters are 'meant to be' e.g. Sam/Jack and Gibbs/Shannon) especially ones that I don't agree with (classic example is the 'Jibbs' - Jenny Shepard and Jethro Gibbs).

5. Being British (and almost proud of that fact), I sometimes slip into my native slang/dialect when writing for American shows (elevator and lift commonly interchange) and for this I apologise if it has the effect of confusing the many American readers out there (or even the British ones). I DO try to avoid this, but I apologise in advance for any future lapses.

6. My fics will not be held to ransom just so I get reviews. The fact that people have read it and some people (even if it's just ONE person) have taken the time to tell me what they think is encouragement enough. Ransoming is pretty idiotic - you end up annoying those who have read it and enjoyed it. So don't ever worry about me not finishing something.

NCIS Quotes:

Tony: ...What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? B-M-W, B-M-G, B-A-S-F. And they’re all B’s.
Gibbs: I’m resisting the urge to say cut the B.S. - Left For Dead

Gibbs: Ducky? Why would Abby go to a fat party? - Yankee White

Gibbs: Above his mattress, below his mattress, inside his mattress. If there's such a thing as a fourth mattress dimension, go over that, too. - High Seas

Gibbs: I try so hard not to be wrong, don't I, Kate?
Kate: You're very conscientious in that regard, Gibbs.
Gibbs: I try so hard not to insinuate, don't I, Kate?
Kate: You rarely insinuate, Gibbs. - Eye Spy

Gibbs: Abs, do you have him?
Abby: smug Are you seriously asking me that?
Gibbs: deadpan No, I called to flirt. - Chained

Tony: In a tragic story of obsessive hobbying turned deadly, an NCIS agent was discovered in his basement, crushed between a large homemade boat and an even larger bottle of Bourbon... Film at 11 - Dead Reckoning

Gibbs: Some idiot smuggled a Koala onto a submarine... - Truth or Consequences

Ziva: You are perhaps wondering if I rigged it to explode...
Gibbs: No, I'm thinking this is a really nice chisel. - Reunion

Tony: I know exactly who I am.It may not be pretty, but I am DiNozzo, hear me roar!
Ziva: Like an elephant? - Endgame

Tony (to McGee about Ziva): Why is she nice to you and not to me?
McGee: Maybe because you broke into my desk and stole my motivational CDs.
Tony: I put them back.
McGee: You mock me publicly.
Tony: I always do that!
McGee: Maybe they're working.
Tony: Well, maybe you should stop drinking the motivational coolant. - Endgame

Tony: He was Kai-jacked!
McGee: Did you really just say that?
Tony: I regret it already. - Endgame

Stargate SG-1 Quotes:

Jack: You read the Bible, Teal'c?
Teal'c: It is a significant part of your Western culture. Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
Jack: Oh yeah, yeah, not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends. - Demons

Jack: Aww, come on! We came, we saw, we planted the bomb, we had a little fun with a meteor shower, we went home--it's a great story! - Failsafe

General Hammond: Doctor, are we entirely sure the members of SG-1 are... what's the word?
Dr. Frasier: Sane?
General Hammond: That's the one.
Dr. Frasier: Yes, sir. Remember, every thing we see or hear is processed in the brain. Urgo is creating an image of himself that they're responding to just like they would you or me.
General Hammond: If you say so. - Urgo