Author has written 19 stories for Twilight, Inheritance Cycle, Vampire Academy, Odyssey, Harry Potter, X-overs, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.
I'm in high school
I live on planet Earth,
I love Doctor Who.
I convinced my bf, amigo de nombre de plumas, to join here
I am a girl.
That is all.
I love every book tamora peirce has ever written! Oh! Btw, Tamora Peirce published her first book when she was 13! It is called Alanna: The First Adventure!
No Means No
Guy: "Can we have sex right now?
2 months later...
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this on your profile.
Try Not To Cry:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose—me or your life?
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..
The reason you don't cross my mind is becauseyou're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is becauseI would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is becauseyou ARE my life.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy:Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
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COPY AND PASTES
(feel the temptation...)
--I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and says, "What the fuck, bitch, get the hell outta my way!" =p
--I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club." (personally I think it should be "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Flamethrowers and Grendades Club." but thats just me...)
--92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
--If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..
--Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901
--Jaspar Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843
--Boys are like trees-- they take fifty years to grow up.
--STFU!! You are NOT bringing sexy back!!
--My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
--Your mom looks like VOLDEMORT!! (oh burn)
--Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.
--Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
--You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I wrote your name in the sky
One bright day in the middle of the night,
--I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
--Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
--There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.
--Being mature is overrated.
--Being weird is like being normal, only better.
--I see regular people!
--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
--I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
--Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.
--Smile... it confuses people.
--Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
--I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse.
--Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
--Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
--Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
--I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
--I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
--One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
--They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
--When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.
--I don't obsess, I think intensely.
--Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
--Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
--When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
--My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
--My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
--We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.
--Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbeegetting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
--Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
--Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly
--An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
--You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
--You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.
--Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you.
-- If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"
Keep staring I might do a trick.
One day, I wondered why the frizbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT EDWARD CULLEN
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd out "u" and "i" together.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
Middle School Drama
Girl: I'm always here for you
Boy: I know
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like this girl so much
Girl: Talk to her
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say
Girl: Tell her how much you like her
Boy: I tell her that daily
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy
Boy: Oh... she doesn’t like me.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know.
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
FRIEND:Lend you their umbrella
FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIEND:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIEND:Would bail you out of jail.
WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"
FRIEND:Have never seen you cry.
FRIEND:Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIEND:Only know a few things about you.
FRIEND:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIEND:Would knock on your front door.
FRIEND:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIEND:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIEND:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIEND:Would ignore this letter
FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIEND: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away
FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
FRIEND: Will bail me out of jail
BEST FRIEND: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"
FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIEND: Will kidnap the band with me
FRIEND: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
BEST FRIEND: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
FRIEND: Asks me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number
FRIEND: Hides me from the cops
BEST FRIEND: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
BEST FRIEND: Are 4 Ever
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If you love to write, but spend hours deciding your next word one day, and write, rewrite, and rewrite again within a couple minutes another day, copypaste this on your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper Hale, post this on your profile.
Repost if you think Edward can jump in a hole and die, and Jasper can have Bella.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
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Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?
If you think the guy who is playing Jasper in the movie, "Twilight" is hot, copy. paste. profile
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Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
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READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU!
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If you like waffles go read my stories!! and copy and paste in your profile!!1
i think this is really sad!
Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Ashley approached the movies that night
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
The next day at school Ashley wasn't
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will
She sits and cry's and cry's
Mental Child Abuse. Is one of the most common form of child abuse. Because it is unreconisable no-one can tell until it is too late.
Parents Fighting In Front Of There Children
- This is from a middle class girl who had got everything in stuff that she never needed and all she ever needed was her parents love and she never got it. And her parents use it agenst her. Twisting her mind around and now she knoes nothing of what she is saying. Because her body is used to anger.
List 12 characters from your fandom:
1. Jasper Cullen
2. Briar Moss
3. me(im a girl)
5. jake k.
6. Eric theller
12. Robert Forege
have you ever read a 7/9 fic?
No! there from different authors!
do you think 2 is hot? how hot?
What would happen if 8 got 3 pregnant?
is that even possible?
Can You recall any fanfics about 6?
other than my own? no
would 4&9 make a good couple?
Tris and kate?no way!
1/3 or 1/11?
1/3!! ME AND JASPER! OH!
What would happen if 6 walked in 7/12?
chaos, utter chaos.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Hmmm... The air resounded as I slapped pasca, my worst enemy. This fight would not end soon
best ive got.
is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?
hmmm.. edward/jane that's an interesting prospect!
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
A night in the forest.
i dont know!
If you wrote a songfic about 5 what would you choose?
time of dying- Three days grace
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Content not for those of weak stomachs
13. "(9) and (10) are in a happy relationship until (10) runs off with (2). (9.), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11.) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (7).”
Kate and Pasca are in a happy relationship until pasca runs off with briar. Kate, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with tania and a brief, unhappy affair w/ robert, then follows the wise advice of Jake and finds true love with dom."
Um... gay peeps. and that wouldn't be a very happy ending. kate would annoy the heck out of dom
how would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Jane and Dom? I feel so sorry for dom!
Who would make a better professor 6 or 11?
Elliott or Tania? Totally Elliott smart and hot!(and my bf)
12 sends 8 on a mission. what is it, and does it succeed?
Robet sends jane... to try to kill... me. Oh, she's dead! and so is robert.
what would 5 be most likely to be arrested for?
abduction of his girlfriend.(girgirl12345, my best friend)
I believe That everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when their right,
you believe lies, so you eventually trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) been arrested
( x ) gone puddle jumping
( ) been robbed
( x ) caught a butterfly
( ) put a hampster down someone else's top
( ) given up on religion as other people's problem
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- the fear of long words
Aibohphobia- the fear of palindromes
Arachibutyrophobia - the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Automatonophobia - Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues-anything that falsely represents a sentient being
Deipnophobia - Fear of dining and dinner conversation.
Dementophobia - Fear of insanity
Dextrophobia - Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Geniophobia - Fear of chins
Genuphobia - Fear of knees
Samhainophobia - Fear of Halloween(posted on halloween)
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(i'm crazy anyway but whatever)
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.
I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (Printed on bottom of the box)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Hair coloring:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
A poem about Child Abuse
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be affected
By this Poem
And because you are affected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
NOW STOP READING THIS AND GET OUTSIDE AND OFF THE COMPUTER!! (or do something else if its a rainy day... :-) )
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