| Alice Whitlock111 |
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight. Hi I'm Elizabeth. I'm fourteen. My Twitter account is Elizabeth111_. Follow me!! I love books and movies. My fave books are: Warriors Twilight Maximum Ride Chronicles of Ancient Darkness Mortal Instruments House Of Night Uglies Skulduggery Pleasant... I have SO many. My fave movies are: Lord of the Rings Transformers Get Smart Mummy (all three of them) Spirit The Lion King... again, I have a lot. 'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL' You say you will never forget where you were when I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room I was with his wife when he called as she fed I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a I was at the base of the building with the Priest I was on all four of those planes, in every seat, I was in Texas , Virginia , California , Michigan , Afghanistan . I want you to know that I saw every face. I knew Some sought Me with their last breath. I did not place you in the Tower that day. You Sept. 11, 2001, was not the end of the journey I will be in the stairwell of your final moments. God During the next 60 seconds, stop whatever you are Stop and think and appreciate God's power If you are not ashamed, copy and send this message...only Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Girls are like True love is when you shed tears and still want him, It's when he ignores you and you still love him, It's when he loves another girl and you say your happy for them, even though you just cry...and cry I'm 99 percent sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1 that keeps me hanging on. Emmett's the strongest. But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile! 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (hopefully evryone (excluding Edward/ all vamps) copies this one!) Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile. If you wear glasses copy this onto your profile A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: A poem about child abuse... My name is Sarah Repost this onto your profile if your against child abuse. Auther unknown. If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I accused your boyfriend of being gay and he hit me with his purse. The next time u think ur perfect, try walking on water. God created men first because u always make a rough draft before a masterpiece. I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it! You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My friends are the type that would spend hours trying to drown a fish. Parents spend the first part of ur life teaching you to walk and talk and for the rest of it they tell u to sit down and shut up. My mother told me never to talk to strang people. I never talk to myself, parents, of friends anymore. It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with! Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well i think guns help because is you stood there and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people. I'm the kind of person who would burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened yesterday!(SOOO TRUE!) Heaven's doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. I smile because I don't know what the hell's going on. My mind not only wanders. Sometimes it leaves completely!
1. Alice 2. Jasper 3.Edward 4. Leah 5. Seth 6.Carlisle 7. Rosalie 8. Bella 9. Sam 10.Angela 11. Mike 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?Carlisle/Mike? Eww! 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Umm, I'm a girl, but yeah, I guess : 3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?If Mike got Bella pregnant? It's possible. Edward would probably freak and commit suicide XD 4) Do you recall any fanfics about Nine?I think so... 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Jasper and Carlisle? Ewww... no way! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?Seth/Sam or Seth/Angela? Hello, is it even a question? I LOVE Sangela!! =D 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? Could happen! I love Jalice! =D 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic Using at least twenty words. Angela finds out that she is a half vampire, and she falls in love with Edward. Bella died from God-knows-what, and you get... Edward/Angela! 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Alice/Bella? There are some out there, but I never read any. 10) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Ummm, Jasper dies ( NO! D= ) and Alice goes insane and asks Leah out. Leah is depressed because Sam doesn't love her, so she's randomly going out with someone and that someone happened to be Alice. XDD very very random. IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A JASPER HALE OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY ANY MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile. If you or your best friends are insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Come over to the good side, we have Jasper Hale and chocolate! If you are seriously in love with Jasper Hale and or Jackson Rathbone, copy this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you have the tendency to talk to yourself copy this onto your profile!! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little thing Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! | |||||||||
1. Love Story » reviewsWhat if Alice and Jasper are Romeo and Juliet? Can there be a happily ever after for them, or will their forbidden love end in tragedy, just like Shakespeare's star-crossed lovers? AH, canon couples. From the author of Daybreak and RebuildingTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-9-10 - Published: 11-30-09 - Jasper & Alice2. Daybreak » reviewsAlice and Jasper are engaged. Alice finds out that she's pregnant, but her parents want her to get an abortion. And what happens when Jasper's ex girlfriend turns up, determined to get him back? All human, normal pairings.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 12-3-09 - Published: 6-24-09 - Alice & Jasper - Complete3. Rebuilding » reviewsFive years after she moved away to live with her abusive boyfriend, Alice comes back with a baby. She realizes that she still has feelings for her ex, Jasper. But her boyfriend wants his child back... From the author of Daybreak. AH, canon pairings.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,035 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 7-30-09 - Alice & Jasper4. Mending A Broken Heart reviewsAfter Emily died, Sam's heart is broken. Can Leah mend it? One shot. Leah/Sam. From the author of Daybreak and Rebuilding.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-18-09 - Sam & Leah5. Soprano and Bass » reviewsThis is a companion story to ClairdeLuneTaz's fanfic "Soprano and Bass". Covers what happens from when Alice and Jasper first met up to the beginnning of Twilight. If you read my fanfic, please read the original as well.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,491 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 2-25-09 - Alice & Jasper6. Valentine's Night reviewsAlice and Jasper's first Valentine's Day together. Jasper takes her somewhere special and manages to surprise a psychic. Better than it sounds. J/A Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-31-09 - Alice & Jasper - Complete7. Mary Alice Brandon » reviewsWhat was Alice's life like before she met the Cullens? What about her human life? I'm not that good at summaries, so please just read!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 1-9-09 - Alice - Complete