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since: 08-24-08, id: 1676198, Profile Updated: 10-30-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 11 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Sweeney Todd, Of Mice and Men, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Hills Have Eyes, and Saw.

Hiya Guys, Well I Dont Really Know What To Say On Here.. So Heres Some Totally Random Facts About Me:..

I Love : My Music I Cant Go A Day Without It My Faves Are: Slipknot, Bullet For My Valentine, Cradle Of Filth, Murderdolls, Emille Autumn, Hollywood Undead, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Placebo, Porcelain And The Tramps, Radiohead, Rammstien, Scars On Broadway, Stone Sour, Three Days Grace, White Lies And Loads More..

My Computer.. Dont Ever Want To Go A Day With Out It.

Films: Saw Trilogy, A Nightmare On Elm St, Halloween, Hills Have Eyes, The Shining, Moulin Rouge, Romeo + Juliet, Donnie Darko, The Dark Knight, The Phantom Of The Opera (Old And New), Silent Hill And Loads More.

Dislikes: Twilght And Anything To Do With The Whole Thing.. It Has To Be The Most Overrated Shitty Series Of Books That I Have Come Across So Totaly Sick Of Hearing About It Everywhere I Look. Flamers: A Waste Of Mine And Everyone Elses Time, If You Dont Like The The Look Of The Summery Then Its Quite Simple Dont Read The Bloody Story. High School Musical, Miley Cyrus And Just About Anything To Do With The Disney Chanel.

Friends or best friends,

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPAPPY

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEATFRINDS: Will repost this shit _!

I would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre, Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add you name: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart, Dark soul 1313 , xxDeath'sApprenticexx

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack. If you would like to paste this in your profile and add your name: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool), Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart (I hope their families can find some peace, somehow.) Dark soul 1313(may they rest in peace) xxDeath'sApprenticexx

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot, if you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If You Care Or Have A Heart Please Read And Repost This

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

If u Care Or Have A Heart Post It On Your Profile

My name is sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

STOP CHILD ABUSE!

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lieing on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms.

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF IT SENT SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE, MADE YOU FEEL SAD, OR MADE YOU CRY!!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten a crush on one of your teachers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had your heart broken, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been abused in any way, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened to kill someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever hurt yourself on purpose and later regretted it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you DESPISE, DETEST, AND LOATH Disney Channel with all your heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

REMEMBER WHEN"

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

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1. Much Like Falling » reviews
A Short Fanfic About Amanda's Last Moments In Saw 3 .. In Both Hers And John's Point Of View.. RR Plz.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-9-09 - Complete
2. Blue Orchid reviews
John Tells Amanda That He Wants Her To Carry On His Work - Fluff - Set Before Saw 2 RR Plz
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-2-09 - Complete
3. Even In Death reviews
Another One-shot Between John And Amanda. More Fluffyness. Please Review - Takes Place During Saw 3
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-09 - Complete
4. All About Us reviews
A fluffy One-shot Between Amanda And John. Takes Place During Saw 2 Please Review
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete
5. Last Chance reviews
Just a Quick One Shot Of a Nameless character Trying To Surive The Hills. A New Project So Bear with Me RR
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-09 - Complete
6. My Mistakes Were Made For You » reviews
A Collection Of One-Shots Between Harley And The joker I Might Add To These **Now Complete**
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - Complete
7. One Last Love Poem reviews
A Poem Dedicated To Freddy Krueger Plz Be nice It means Alot RR
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-09 - Complete
8. Every You Every Me reviews
A Poem For Freddy Krueger For Those Of You Who Like Fluff Plz Review And HAVE MERCY i'm trying to improve my writting every time
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-09 - Complete
9. Sorrow reviews
**Re Written** George Has A Flashback To The Evening When He Killed Lennie Plz Plz Review And Be Nice I'm Not That Good Of A Writter
Of Mice and Men - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete
10. Nothing's Gonna Harm You reviews
A One Shot Between Mrs Lovett And Toby Sonfic ** Re-Written**
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-19-08 - Nellie L. & Toby R. - Complete
11. Just Another Face reviews
A Short Poem About The Joker Remembering A Girl He Once New.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-7-08 - Complete
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