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Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist. Name: Kaeli About me: Um, not really much to say. I have developed a fanatic obsession with Harry Potter, and I'm suffering writer's block on my TnR story. I really am trying, I just can't think of anything to write =( When somebody says Edward, I don't think some vampire, I think Edward Elric. I read Twilight long before there was talk of making a movieNot that it wasn't good, but honestly, I've read many better books. And I'm not afraid to say it. My computer makes annoying clicky-noises... Fandoms I like: Harry Potter Gundam Wing Weiss Kreuz Kapital FullMetal Alchemist Saiyuki D.N.Angel Bleach NANA Tamora Pierce Young Wizards Vampire Knight Warriors Law and Order (Thank you Holly) Tokio Hotel Maximum Ride O.C's: Arianne Rose/Katzchen Teufel Rose Eruff Hollytail Kwyk Kytsa Tsek Like in stories: Crossovers Dubcon Yaoi Lemon Fluff Hate in Stories: MPREG!! (Blech, that's so humiliating for whoever it is) Noncon Drunkenness Depends on the story: Lolicon (chan) Favorite Characters: Lucius Malfoy Evan Rosier Avery Bellatrix LeStrange Tonks Rodolphus LeStrange Schuldig Farfarello Envy Duo Maxwell Wrath Dark Krad Heero Yuy Quatre Winner Satoshi Gojyo Aly Whitestorm Roy Ed (of course) Hermione Fang Favorite Pairings: Harry/Lucius Malfoy (New obsession) Harry/Voldy Heero/Duo Trowa/Quatre Trowa/Wufei (he needs love) Heero/Quatre (has anyone even written that?) Schuldig/Crawford Schuldig/Farfarello Schuldig/Aya Schuldig/Yohji Schuldig/Ari (my o.c. lol) Schuldig/anyone Schuldig/everyone Farfarello/Ken Farfarello/Crawford Farfarello/Schuldig Nagi/Omi Aya/Crawford Aya/Chi (Friend's o.c) Aya-chan/Yohji Yohji/Ken Yohji/Aya Dark/Krad Satoshi/Daisuke Ed/Roy Ed/Envy Envy/Wrath Al/Wrath Al/Winry Ichijo/Shiki Kaname/Yuki Zero/Yuki Kaname/Zero Nita/Kit Tom/Carl Kel/Dom Kel/Neal Kel/Roald Alanna/George Aly/Nawat Aly/Taybur Sibiget (sp?) Fireheart/Sandstorm Graystripe/Silverstream Whitestorm/Bluestar Hermione/Draco Harry/Ginny Max/Fang Nudge/Iggy Pairings I hate: Duo/Anyone but Heero Heero/Relena Hermione/Snape Harry/Ron Harry/Hermione Harry/Draco Ed/Al Aly/Kyprioth Alanna/Jon Alanna/Liam Crawford/Nagi Crawford/Omi Nagi/Aya Nagi/Yohji Nagi/Ken Takatori/Anyone Ed/Winry Riza/Roy TOMI/BILLA Now for the Copy-Paste section: If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile. YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, Edward Sam Mustang, Crimsonvulpix, Crimsonvixen333, Schwarz Shifter If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you or (and) your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. (A volleyball. In the middle of a tournament.) If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. 98 of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile... If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this True Friendship #1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bast#rd who made you sad. #2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. #3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. #4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. #5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. #6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. #7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. #8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss. #9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". When You Dial A Mental Hospital Ring...Ring... Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear. When the first man discovered that cows have milk...what do you think he was doing? . It's mind over matter I don't mind cause you don't matter. Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it. Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Sex on TV is not dangerous, unless you fall off Sometimes it just helps to be upside-down. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head. I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines. Save a tree, eat a beaver. Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? Don’t drink and drive… you might hit a bump and spill your drink. "Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."—Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life. Faster than a rabid Nagi on coffee, pancakes, and mint-chocolate-chip ice cream can demolish a city block. Despite the rising costs of living, it remains a popular activity. Where in the nursery rhymes does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg? Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an 's' in it? I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. - - Mark Twain They say every 1 in 5 people is Chinese. There are five people in my family. Mom, dad, me, Tom, and Kong Shen Heng. I think its Tom. Last night I was lying in bed, looking at the stars. Then I wondered, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING? Drive it like you stole it! Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one! Caution: I drive exactly like you do! Don’t worry, it’s just blood. We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are. Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites' I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence! You have the emotional capacity of this stapler "I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." "I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize." "Borrow money from pessimists... they don’t expect it back." I suffer from STRESS: a condition that derives from the neglected need to strangle an idiot that desperately deserves it. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark, Professionals built the Titanic. You really shouldn't let your mind wander like that...It's too small to be out on it's own. If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them? If you managed to read all this way, you have too much time on your hands... Can I have some? | |||||||
1. 400 Years Lost reviews400 years have passed since the death of the Fullmetal Alchemist, and one homunculus has never been the same. Ed/EnvyFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-18-09 - Envy & Edward E. - Complete2. Tears and Rain » reviewsEd is being abused by Roy as motivation to get his work done. He's sitting on a roof when someone finds him, and instead of killing him, he comforts him. But when Ed returns to his senses and Envy to his hyper bloodlust, will they be ready to trust? YAOIFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,825 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 12-18-08 - Edward E. & Envy
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