Name: Keith

Sex: Male

Age: 24

Martial Status: Engaged

Ethnicity: Half of me Scottish, German, and ugly American. The other half I don't know.

Likes: Walking in the rain without shoes, Ben and Jerry's Cinnamon Bun ice cream, Jasper, photography, reading, writing, classic rock, my shiny iPod Nano with its engraving that reads "i wuv joooo!-Jazzy", my Dell Inspiron (eat your heart out Macbook Air), cake, my grandma, Muse.

Dislikes: Electric toothbrushes, fangirls (not all of them), black people who claim to be the subjects of racism and then turn around and make complete tards of themselves by proving that curse words have replaced half of their vocabulary, any child under the age of sixteen, school, terrorists, Christians, Catholics, religion in general, Japanese music (I've read the lyrics. It's basically the recycling of corny love lines and random phrases thrown together), anime and manga (Jasper has the stuff cramming all of our shelves; I'm sick of it), medicine, being sick, walnuts, Harry Potter movies, nearly every movie that was adapted from a book, most of the human race, our public library, the word 'tummy', yogurt, my ex-fiancee's new boyfriend Rick.

Note: Why do I write Naruto fanfiction when I dislike the series? Because I've been lectures on the entire plot at least five times over, and can't help but relate to Sasuke and Naruto. And I have free time, so I thought, why not?

I have a LiveJournal under the name of Kodak-85, if you ever need to find or contact me.

For the unedited version of Purple, and for the future unedited versions of Teeth, all of the chapters are archivedhere

Several people have asked me about it, so I decided to sign up for one. My screen name for AIM is kodkth, Yahoo! is sora.jinto, and for Messenger (MSN, hotmail, etc.) I use Jasper's, chaoticdreamer@msn.com.

Feel free to e-mail, message, or PM me with any questions, concerns, insults, whatever. I don't bite.

If you were interested in reading the case study talked about in Purple, I have the PDFs of the file. Just send me your e-mail address (through an e-mail, as PMs censor out addresses) and I'd be happy to send it to you. If you could, please make it clear in the subject line you're from FanFiction, or are looking for the study. This goes for all e-mails. I once opened an e-mail that just had a "Hello" in the headline, and my computer crashed because of the virus attached. Because of that, I don't open any e-mails from unknown addresses with unclear subjects. Thanks!

-Kodak

POLLS

Opened 1/07/09, Closed 4/22/09

Question: In 'Purple', who do you believe? Naruto or Sasuke?

Sasuke: 44 votes, 55

Naruto: 36 votes, 45

Note: In the beginning, it was Naruto who lead. At the end, it was Sasuke. I won't tell you the answer lest anyone wants to read the story and I ruin it.

Opened 4/22/09, Closed 10/06/09

Question: In 'Teeth', who would you rather see Naruto end up with, human Sasuke or vampire Sasuke? Poll result will have no effect on the outcome of the story. And no, threesome is not an option.

Human: 211 votes, 60

Vampire: 140 votes, 40

Note: This is the only time I've ever seen a human beat out a vampire in any sort of poll. The interesting thing is that as the story progressed, the gap between the two options shortened. When the story gets closer to the end, I'll repost the poll to see what people think.

Opened 10/06/09, Ongoing

Question: 500 reviews for 'Teeth'. Christ. Below are options for several one-shots. Please pick up to two, and the one with the most results by the end of November I will write.

Note: Just something to show my appreciation for all the wonderful comments and reviews I've been getting. Instead of choosing my own thing, I thought I'd leave the option up to you. If you have something else you'd like to see written, please send me either an e-mail or a PM and let me know. If I think I can write it, I'll put that option up with the others.