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Author has written 58 stories for Harry Potter, A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy, Hook, Cats, Tin Man, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Supernatural, Stargate: SG-1, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs, NCIS, CSI: New York, Dexter, and Addams Family.
Penname: Aralia Tutela.
Birthday: May 6 (I'm always open to birthday gift fics, hinthint! -wink- lol. I'd be willing to do the same for you!)
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Favorite fandoms: Harry Potter, Anita Blake, Merry Gentry PI, X-Men, Tinman, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Dexter, CSI Franchise, NUMB3RS, Mercedes Lackey, Torchwood/Dr. Who, DarkHunter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, and Cats.
~~~~~Charlie/Ian, Ian/Don, Charlie/Colby, Colby/Dave
~~~~~Harry/Dean, Harry/Blaise, Harry/Draco, Harry/Viktor, Sirius/Remus, Harry/Fred/George, Ron/Blaise, Ginny/Blaise, Neville/Blaise, Ron/Hermione, Hermione/Blaise, Blaise/Draco, Neville/Ginny,
~~~~~Mistoffelees/Munkustrap, Mistoffelees/RumTumTugger, Munkustrap/RumTumTugger, Munkustrap/Macavity, Pouncival/Mistoffelees, Tumblebrutus/Mistoffelees, Alonzo/Macavity, Mistoffelees/Macavity, Plato/Victoria, Alonzo/Cassandra, Pouncival/Mistoffelees/Tumblebrutus.
~~~~~Sam/Dean, Dean/Castiel, Dean/Gabriel, Sam/Gabriel.
~~~~~Cherry/Zane, Ronnie/Louie, Stephen/Violet, Asher/Anita, Anita/Nathaniel, Anita/Micah, Anita/Richard, Anita/Jean-Claude, Asher/Jean-Claude, and Asher/Anita/Jean-Claude, Edward/Donna,
~~~~~Matt/Jonah (Haunting in Connecticut)
~~~~~Asher/Harry, Harry/Nathaniel, Asher/Harry/Nathaniel, Harry/Wolverine, Harry/Gambit, Harry/Gambit/Wolverine, Harry/Nightcrawler, Harry/Sam, Harry/Dean, Harry/Castiel, Harry/Gabriel, Sam/Spencer, Dean/Spencer, Harry/Spencer, Harry/Morgan, Harry/Acheron, Acheron/Spencer, Harry/Charlie, Charlie/Sam, Charlie/Dean.
Random favorite story things: I rather like fatherly Snape. And stories where Harry's either Dembledore's grandson, or pissed at Dumbledore. Also, I like Harry and Draco in just about any relationship except cannon, including kink, but not including non-con. Dubious-con's ok, but non-con makes me sad. If you know where there's any good ones, please let me know! XD
Favorite Authors: Piers Anthony, Mercedes Lackey, Anne/Todd McCaffrey, Steven King, Laurrell K. Hamilton, Tamora Pierce.
We really got to cut down on the pot-smoking kit-thieves around here.
Ryan, CSI: Miami
This is the captain, we have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulance and then explode.
Captain Malcom Renolds, Serenity
"Death is a dignitary who when he comes announced is to be received with formal manifestations of respect, even by those most familiar with him. In the code of military etiquette, silence and fixity are forms of deference."
-An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge; Ambrose Bierce
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Perfection is a waste of time."
-Kim De Coite
Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know.
That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy.
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
Copy this to your profile if you agree that Stereotypes are unfair, and highlight any that you belong to.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt).
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have a temper
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
"When all else fails, blow shit up."
Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori. It is sweet and becoming to die for one's country.
Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.
I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again..."Please stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off."
I'm bar-tending at an AA meeting.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
Don't Worry! I don't know where I am either.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
A day without sunshine is like... night.
You has just received the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
...man who eat jellybeans fart in technicolor.
...man who live in glass house should change in basement.
...man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
...man who walk with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
...man who run in front of car get tired.
...man who run behind car get exhausted.
...man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
...man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
...man who drive like hell bound to get there.
...man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs.
...man who jumps off cliff jump to conclusion.
...man who is stuck in pantry has ass in jam.
...man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
...man who masturbate only screwing himself.
...man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
...man with one chopstick go hungry.
...man in shower with tool in hand not necessarily plumber.
...woman who puts husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
...a streaker is one who is unsuited for his work.
...keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
...those who say they 'sleep like a baby' haven't got one.
...the tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few can hold it.
...the best defense against rape is to beat off the attacker.
...the perfect gift for a man who has everything is a burglar alarm.
...husbands are like fires; they go out when left unattended.
...the mind is like a parachute; it works much better when open.
...the heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.
...a shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
...a prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.
...a transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
...man who want to catch a bra should set a boobie trap.
...a tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
...the difference between pink and purple is your grip.
...even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks it's neck out.
...those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
...man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax don't know if he's coming or going.
...prisoners complain behind bars; husbands complain in them.
...at a nudist wedding you don't have to ask, you can see who the best man is.
...prostitute who like bondage is usually strapped for cash.
...killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.
...the best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut.
...it is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
...a single fact can ruin a good argument.
...even a fish can escape being caught if it keeps it's mouth shut.
...to make a long story short, don't tell it.
...the best way to keep your word is to not give it.
...when you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
...bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.
...artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.
...he who makes love in grass gets piece on earth.
...wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
...it's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
...don't drink and park; accidents cause people.
...baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
...war doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left.
...it takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.
...passionate kiss like spider's web; soon lead to undoing of fly.
...virginity like bubble; one prick, all gone.
...marriage is like poker; you start with pair, end up with full house.
...foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife upright organ.
...secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
Ok, people, I really don't care what you say when you review one of my stories, but couldja at least make it something about the story? I DO NOT NEED POLITICAL OPINIONS AS REVIEWS TO MY STORIES! IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU MUST LEAVE ME THAT OR ANY OTHER MESSAGE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY, YOU BETTER CRITICALLY REVIEW THE STORY! I will expect something more substantial than 'I liked it' from ANYONE who wants to give me any sort of political influence. Because that really bugs me.
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