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Penname: Aralia Tutela.

Age: 19

Birthday: May 6 (I'm always open to birthday gift fics, hinthint! -wink- lol. I'd be willing to do the same for you!)

Other web page: www.ara-denae.deviantart.com

Favorite fandom: Harry Potter.

Favorite pairings: Harry/Draco, Harry/Viktor, and Sirius/Remus. As second tier characters, Ron/Blaise, Ginny/Blaise, Neville/Blaise, Ron/Hermione, Hermione/Blaise, and Neville/Ginny.

Random favorite story things: I rather like fatherly Snape. And stories where Harry's either Dembledore's grandson, or pissed at Dumbledore. Also, I like Harry and Draco in just about any relationship except cannon, including kink, but not including non-con. Dubious-con's ok, but non-con makes me sad. If you know where there's any good ones, please let me know! XD

Favorite Author: Of the unpublished: my sisters: Rayne Tutela and kittyboitrain -huggles both- of the published: Piers Anthony, Mercedes Lackey, Anne/Todd McCaffrey, Steven King

Favorite story that I've written: Every Rose Has It's Thorn

Favorite story someone else has written: Whiskey Lullabye, by Rayne

Most popular story: Feline, with For What You Need coming in a fairly close second.

Happy/Sad endings: either happy, or sad but sweet. I rather like angst as well, but it has to be properly written.

Sanity level: very low, just thought I should warn you o_~

Randomness level: very high, again, just to warn you. Some of the ideas me and/or Ray have come up with, you will likely be like, WTH? Where did that come from?!

lets see. . . . . and 8 random facts for you. simply because I find this amusing.

1) My baby sister has started an account here. Her penname is araslilsis. Be nice to her, she's young.

2) I only have 4 people that I completely trust. my dad, Laura, Lizzy, and Natalie.

3) I love fire. How it looks, how it smells, how it feels (no I do not burn myself, I mean the heat, it makes me go all kittenish.)

4) I listen to all kinds of music. on the playlist I'm currently listening to, it goes from 'dirty little secrets', to a song from Bambi to 'Enter Sandman", to 'Let it Be', to 'Last Resort'. Get the picture?

5) Alot of my stories are co-authored. Don't worry, I get permission from my co- before I post anything. Though actually, I only have one story on here right now that's co-authored, and it's dieing for lack of reader interest/feedback.

6) I was diagnosed as A.D.D. as a child, but stopped my medicine when I was 13, because I decided it wasn't helping me anymore.

7) I am very impulsive and random, and will usually say anything that amuses me. I am also very technical, and will ask almost-random questions when someone says anything with a double-entendre.

8) I have a very dirty mind, and find innuendos in some of the most innocent comments. Alot of my conversations with my friends include alot of, 'not like that', and 'i don't know why it was fucking, okay?' and 'OMG, Ara' on the part of my friends.

Being loved by a Malfoy meant they would scream at you, demand things of you, kill in your name, and yet understand you more completely than any other person in the world.

-Spoils of War, Goblin Cat KC

"You just think that I can't think for myself; that I'm going to bumble into trouble, stumble over the shoelaces I don't know how to tie, and break my neck - all while reaching for some toast at breakfast,"

-Harry, Deamonspawn, Draeconin

"Here mousey, mousey, mousey!"

-Zen, An Aunt's Love, Emma Lipardi

“Um… Prongs, do you remember that potion you slipped into my pumpkin juice that one time?”

“Remus, I put a potion in you drink nearly every day… You’ll have to be more specific.”

Harry James Lupin Black, HMxEB4ever

"Death is a dignitary who when he comes announced is to be recieved with formal manifestations of respect, even by those most familiar with him. In the code of military ettiquette, silence and fixity are forms of deference."

An Occurrance at Owl Creek Bridge; Ambrose Bierce

"If everyone cared and nobody cried,

If everyone loved and nobody lied,

If everyone shared and swallowed their pride,

Would we see a day where nobody died?"

If Everyone Cared, Nickleback

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

--Will Rogers

"Perfection is a waste of time."

--Kim De Coite

Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know."

--Gilbert Chesterton

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy."

--Nora Ephron

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education."

--Bertrand Russell

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.”

- Unknown

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

~Herm Albright

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"

- Unknown

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

-Unknown

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

"When all else fails blow shit up."

Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori. It is sweet and becoming to die for one's country.

Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

I'm knocking on heavens door..

voice in back round" Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!!

me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again..."Please stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off."

I'm bartending at an AA meeting.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

Don't Worry!, I don't know where I am either.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

A day without sunshine is like... night.

You has just received the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??

Confusius say:
...Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor.
...Man who live in glass house should change in basement.
...Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
...Man who walk with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
...Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell saying “We fucked up, but damn that was fun!”

"A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

ok, people, i really don't care what you say when you review one of my stories, but couldja at least make it something about the story? I DO NOT NEED POLITICAL OPINIONS AS REVIEWS TO MY STORIES! IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU MUST LEAVE ME THAT OR ANY OTHER MESSAGE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY, YOU BETTER CRITICALLY REVIEW THE STORY! i will expect something more substantial than 'i liked it' from ANYONE who wants to give me any sort of political influence. Because that really bugs me.