Movie/Book Quotes

Plainview Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
-sucking sound-
I drink it up! ~There Will Be Blood

Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights. ~The Breakfast Club

Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...stranger. ~The Dark Knight

Ron Weasley: Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea-cozy. ~Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (page 335)

Malcolm: Okay, let's think outside the box. If you were a diving board, what would you want someone to do with you?
Dewey: Take me to the ice rink!
Reese: Why would you want to go to the ice rink? It's cold there.
Dewey: But they have good hotdogs.
Reese: No, they suck! The ones at the train station are the good ones.
Dewey: Why would a diving board want to go to the train station?
Reese: I dunno, maybe it wants to visit relatives, or something.
Malcolm: Okay, back inside the box. ~Malcolm in the Middle

Rorschach None of you understand! I'm not locked up in here with you, you're locked up in here with me! ~The Watchmen

Karen Pommeroy: This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful. ~Donnie Darko

Kamina: Don’t believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in me, who believes in you! ~Gurren Lagann

Melinda Sordino: (On Hawthorne) Why couldn't he just say what he meant? Would they pin a scarlet letter on his chest? "S" for straightforward? ~Speak

Sirius Black: The tail I can live with. But the fleas... They murder. ~Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Malcolm: You like clouds?
Reese: Yes, I like clouds! I call them sky kittens. ~Malcolm in the Middle

Dr. Horrible What a crazy random happenstance! ~Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Donnie: What happened to your eye?
Frank: I'm so sorry. ~Donnie Darko

Red: Seven men sit on the board, two more the most state prisons, and every on of those seven had an ass as hard as the water drawn up from a mineral-spring well. You can’t buy those guys, you can’t sweet-talk them, you can’t cry for them. As far as the board in here is concerned, money don’t talk, and nobody walks. ~Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption(page 25)

Rorschach: A Comedian died last night, and nobody cares. Nobody cares but me. ~The Watchmen

Walter Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS!
Kat Stratford: Well then, tell them I had a seizure. ~Ten Things I Hate About You

Kreacher: Kreacher is cleaning, Kreacher lives to serve the noble house of Black--"
Sirius Black:"--and it's getting blacker every day, it's filthy," ~Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Roland: The fire threw strange shadows as the devil-grass burned its slow way down into new patters – not ideograms but a straight forward crisscross vaguely frightening in its own no-nonsense surety. He had laid his fuel in a pattern that was not artful but only workable. It spoke of blacks and whites. It spoke of a man who might straighten bad pictures in strange hotel rooms. ~The Gunslinger(page 7)

Batman: Where is he(the Joker)?
Maroni: Nobody knows, he came to us!
Batman: He must have friends!
Maroni: Friends? Have you met this guy? ~The Dark Knight

Hal: Dewey, go easy on the orange juice. That stuff doesn't grow on trees - wait, it does. So why is it so damn expensive? ~Malcolm in the Middle

Rorschach: I don't like you.
Malcolm Long: Well, why is that?
Rorschach: Because you're fat. ~The Watchmen

Donnie Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? ~Donnie Darko

Cameron: And, um, and here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.
Patrick: -looks confused and slowly rises- Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
Michael: (to Cameron) H-He's very pretty. He's a gorgeous guy.
Cameron: Yeah. I-I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.
Michael: -gives him two thumbs up- You're a gorgeous guy. ~Ten Things I Hate About You

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