OK PEOPLE WHEN I SEND U REVIEWS PLEASE NOTE THAT IF I SAY YOU GET A PAN OF UR FAVORITE COOKIES, OR U GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF COOKIES, OR YOU GET TEN MILLION PANS OF COOKIES PLEASE NOTE THAT I JUST MEAN THAT I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKED UR STORY SO THANK YOU!!

Pretty much about me:my name is tiffany arriba u shud no my name if i have u as a frenn unless ur just a random hobo ne way!!
ok well i love Jesus Christ, My Family, My Friends, My Cat, and for some reason now Lily Allen (I LOVE HER! no homo maybe yaoi but no homo)

well i go to NLCA, a erm..."Christian enviorment"...-cough- moving on! i live in SAtown, TEXAS! wellp i wanted to be into aerodynamics but i changed my mind and i want to be a marine biologist or a diver lol if not i'll go into a business with my best frenn iyana and if not i'll go into something and work for my bro. lol so yea that's pretty much it oh and I LOVE JAPANESE ANIME/MANGA YAOI! sorry i'm kind of obsessed with it! haha

Anime I like: Anime, God, and Books
Big major huge fan of MARS, TIME LAG, BLEACH, DNANGEL,KINGDOM HEARTS ALL GAMES, DEATH NOTE, NARUTO, VAMPIRE KNIGHT, OTOMEN, MONKEY HIGH!Rave Master, Dramacon, Absolute Boyfriend, Love Hina, Rosario + Vampire, Trinity Blood, Satisfacation Guranteed, Prince of Tennis, Your My Secret, and a whole bunch of other anime

Me:i'm a christian asian, yaoi fangirl, tree hugger, whale saver, asian awesome, epic failer (and accomplisher) hawaiian, ninja, anime lover, crazy muffin, akatsuk member, addict to pixxie stixx, weirdly (according to monica, iyana, and jacinda) black, and Kira's (light-kuns) love...r
HAHA IM WEIRD AND RANDOM!! that was just a warning lol

Who I'd Like to Meet: JESUS
my dad, grandpas, aunt may, cousin kerry (splled that rong), natalie tran, ryan higa, dave days

Music: well i like ALOT! well i like a mix of music so instead i'll say this

Music Artist: ALOT

Books:Bible, Sucks to be Me, Coraline, PERCY AND THE OLYMPIANS, Mars, DN Angel, Death Note, Naruto, Uglies Series, Suddenly Supernatural, Time Lag, Series of Unfortunate Events, Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Pretty Little Liars all books, and alot lot lot lot more.

Stories:haha many ideas are rotating in my head!! so the wheels are turning!

Favorite Quotes:

THESE NEXT QUOTES ARE JUST QUOTES THAT I LIKE!!

"Got it Memorized?" ~Axel

"Um you know her right?" ~Sis Josy "Um...ma u got her name wrong...do YOU know her?" ~Isaac (Talking abt meh)

"Aye! Isaac your so negative!!"~Meh "Hey! Hey! The glass is always half full as long as I'm drinking out of it" ~Isaac (He's so conceited lol)

"Obstacles are those scary things you see when you take your eyes off the goal."~ I forgot who said that.

"AYE CHIVA!"~ Mr. Bazan!!

"The cows are coming home tonight!!" ~David, my brotha

"Zeleeeous?" ~Me

"Your my jellybean!!" ~Jaci

"We're not short we're just under-tall" ~Thomas

"The closest thing to perfect...is the farthest thing from me" ~Jori

"Love comes from blindness, friendship from knowledge" ~Aaron Ward

"Damn you brother and your X-ray vision texting!" ~Darion (Naru! my brother)

"My feelings for you are like hard mathematics, so confusing." ~Me

"Being with you is like being on a tightrope without expierence, i can't help but fall" ~idk

"My stomach feels like when your under a blanket, warm and fuzzy" ~Me

"MINI STAB!" ~Ramon (idk who this kid is)

THESE NEXT QUOTES ARE FROM DEMYX TIME XII on Youtube!

"Then we can get some reveeentgs2w6! Revenge!" ~Jenn (Demyx)

"Hang on this doesn't seem very fair...uh, we have one girl you have two!" ~KellyJane (Axel) "Um...excuse me! Who's playing Romeo in Romeo and Juliet?" ~Marluxia "What? Your one man show Marluxia? Who's also playing Juliet?" ~Axel "Ugh in Shakespeare plays your meant to play girls!" ~Marluxia

"Larxene you word is Box" ~Saix "Could you use that in a sentence?" ~Larxene "If you fail this class you will be living in a box" ~Saix "K, k, k, k, one second, it's always the hard ones! B-O-K-K?" ~Larxene "-sigh- Incorrect" ~Saix

"Don't takl Greek to me! What'd you say about my mother?" ~Marluxia

"Oh shit. Romeo's dead...that's a shame -bow-" ~Axel

"Romeo where art thou Romeo!? PSHA!" ~Roxas

"That was great...but...Shakespeare was English, so the play is English, therefore, SPEAK English! Next" ~Saix

"TWILIGHT ISN'T LITERATURE -banging Zexion's head agaisnt the chalkboard-" ~Saix

"Ok how about this? Romeo and Juliet! Just me! Just Marluxia! What do you think?" ~Marluxia

"Stay still! Unless your on fire! in which case, Stop! Drop! and Roll! I'm going to get the fire estinguishing equipment!" ~Vexen

"That's Zexion. He's scene so he knows whats cool and in like vampires and sparkles. That sort of stuff." ~Axel

"Frior Laurence is going to be played by Luxord" ~Saix
"Thank you very much" ~Luxord
"I'm sorry what was that?" ~Saix

THESE NEXT QUOTES COME FROM A VERY POTTER MUSICAL (AVPM) ON YOUTUBE!! (FROM BOTH ACTS I AND ACTS II) Mostly from act 2

"Oh i got one! I can't believe i got one!" ~Cho Chang

"Sit down you inarticulate bumble!" ~Snape

"Super mega foxy awesome hot!" ~Harry

"Dont make me laugh, I'm pissing!" ~Voldemort

"If I only knew exactly what a true hufflepuff is anyway!" ~Snape

"Good I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces!" ~Snape

"I don't think i can!" ~Draco (who is a Slytherin. You will only get it if you watch AVPM)
"Coward! Ten points from Gryffindor!" ~Snape

"And don't suggest a giant slide or a trampoline, cause we've already tried those!" ~Voldemort

"You would think killing people would make people like you but it doesn't...it just makes them dead." ~Voldemort

"If you know so much about me you should right a biography!" ~Snape

"I don't care about anybody!" ~Voldemort
"I know that's what make you such a piece of shit!" ~Harry

"Holy shit! you just killed her! i thought you were going to make her tuck in her shirt or do the dishes!" ~Ron

"Draco Malfoy! Sit down you little piece of shit! Champion is just a title!" ~Dumbledore

"Thinking Pigfarts, are we Potter?" ~Draco

"You don’t learn from your mistakes do you Voldemort? I was prepared to die to save these people." ~Harry
"But you didn't!" ~Voldy
"Yes but i meant to!" ~Harry

Fave Yaoi Pairings: Darkdai, Kradsato, Byaren, Sorariku, AxelRoxas, Narusasu, GaaNaru, Narukiba, VincentReno, Ichihitsu, Kusahitsu, Mattmello, Lxlight, AxelxDemyx, Demyzexy, Xemnasxsaix, LightxL, Zeroxkaname, Ritsukaxsoubi, Ritsukaxseimei, Itachixsasuke, Ichigoxrenji, Ichigoxogichi, Kibaxgaara oh and i could go on way more lol but im just to lazy haha wellp look at all the stories i fave and u'll see all the couples i like. lol

Fave Slash Pairings: Dracoharry, Harrydraco, Fredgeorge, Georgefred, Edwardharry (crossover), Cosmotimmy, Timmycosmo, Dinozzomcgee, Mcgeedinozzo, Ryaneric, Ericryan, Tryan,

Hey kids ya'll had better read this story dammit!!

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Written by my frenn Meloremi!! she's a beast and i love all her stories

Ok next story for you guys to read is...

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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3332358/1/Just_Like_Heroin

Written by a very talented person named VanityWantsYou. so please check out these two stories!!

aww i love this next story please read it!!

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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various

experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was

a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe

from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway

down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking

for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was

walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,

she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling

overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help

this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police

asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man

she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man

one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you

know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...

Yes there is many people in the world. But god walks beside you always.

My faith: Jesus:
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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I, xxRainbow-muffinxx, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.

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There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. DEDICATED TO JOSHUA MALO A SURVIVOR OF CANCER AND MY BIG BROTHER

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Things to do at Walmart...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again! "

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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Life's funniest Questions - Some things just don't make sense;

1. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

2. If stealing from one book is plagiarism, why is stealing from many research?

3. If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil made out of?

4. Why is the alphabet in that order?

5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest of them have to drown too?

6. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

7. If everything 'tastes like chicken', what does chicken taste like?

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"For people that HATE stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems