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Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Pendragon, Kiesha'ra, and Maximum Ride. ALEX You have 1,000 guesses to what my name is. (Hint: It starts with "Ale" and ends with "x") And that's all I answer to. But, to talk about a GIGANTIC issue in my life: Whipper Wills. Anyone here live in the Norht East by a forest, too? If not, they're horrible terrible birds. At 11 at night, all is silent, then . . . WHIPPER WIIILL!! WHIPPER WIIILL!! WHIPPER WIIILL!! WHIPPER WIIILL!! All night long! I hate them!! Thank you. If you have some sort of death wish, please read my stories. I'm not the best writer, but I try and my writing style and skill has grown and matured. I also hear they're kind of funny, and "A Right of Passage" is only updated when I'm bored. Sorry to anyone who has ever read it. You poor, poor people. LINKS (yes, I know it's scary) Hello, to all who think I'm funny. All, I have to say is this. To all you think I'm weird, I say this Now, down to business, I will steal your soul using this machine. Afterwords, there is a facility where you can relax. It's really relaxing. Here is a basic picture of what you will look like afterwords. Death is optional. I own none of these pictures. If there's an AF fan out there who doesn't get this, think Juliet, sucky mangas, and Pex and Chips. I couldn't get a pic of the actual quote. I thank Googel. Yo, a personality thing I got off someone else's profile. If this is origanial, then I'm sorry. Just PM me and I'll take this down and put an official apoligy here. AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total: 20 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 5 Conclusion: (of my own making up/what I call my self) Barely a Chick From Whay'cha Willing To Do?- The thinking man:http://www.bitrex.com/uploads/images/The_Thinker.jpg (pssst!! Bianca!! § Whatever Bianca Has To Say: Hello people of Jupiter- wait this is Earth! Damn! Alex- Watch your language! Bianca-What ev. Alex- Yes pancakes ARE delicious! Bianca- What kinda world do live in? Alex- I dunno, but chickens cross roads without their motives questioned! Bianca- Nice to know. Your almost as dumb as Ronnie ALEX- I died a little on the inside . . . Any way BACK TO THE POINT!! I like Twilight, copy and pasters, broccoli and hate Ronnie Niles(the evil one to all who don't know). i love you all and have a great time reading the copy and pasters!! COPY AND PAST-ERS!! (+'.'+) (- '.' -) Help Plusle and Minum take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! There Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl, KeytoDestiny, Mightyena2, Starlight Nightmare and BlackOpal1922. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions, if you're the part of the five fourths, say aye! or just copy into your profile, you chose. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you are against abortion, post this in your profile. (get a friend to paste too, if you almost cried) AS A FORMER FETUS, I AM OPPOSED TO ABORTION!! Where ever people got stereo types, I don't care. No one does, so stop blaming people for them and take a stand against them. UNless they're true. Like the stereo, type, all people need to breath air! I'm just kidding. THERE ARE NO TRUE STEREO TYPES!! -waits, but cheering never comes- Yeah, well, copy & paste and all that!! I made the autism ones. If you're close tosomeone with that disability, I hope you hate them as much as I do! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. ~STERYOTYPES EFFING SUCK!~ A Real Boyfriend When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you love your dad, post this on your profile. (Ach, I'm tearing up! Love you dad, though you shall never read this. Ever) | |||||||||
1. A Right Of Passage » reviewsOliza's 15 year old right of passage and is locked in a room with Urban and her parents for the sky knows how long. T for future chapters and for the fact that T stands for Tuuli Thea! it's a note story.Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 12-12-082. Growing Up » reviewsthe story of how the pack all grows up together. I am a cruel person sooo BEWARE!Starts at age twelve.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-7-09 - Published: 11-21-08 - Leah & Jacob3. What'cha willing to do? » reviewswhen Emmet plays a prank, what will Edward do? Ya don't know, cuz you haven't read it. Sequal/Compinion to 'what would you do for a klondike bar'Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-3-09 - Published: 12-11-08 - Edward & Bella4. Special » reviewsBella has autism. Edward thirsts for her blood. How can he think like that of a person whom hardly knows the danger? I don't know anyone this bad, but I strengthed my bros issues. Please read. Flames Death, cuz this is personal. Please review.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 12-19-085. A new power reviewsENTRY FOR LIVELAGHLUV311'S CONTEST! DEIALS FOR THE CONTEST FOR THE CONTEST INSIDE! Nudge gets a new power and Ella dies and Angel is sarcastic. GASPMaximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-09 - Nudge & Max - Complete6. First phase reviewsLeah hers the stories and myths after her first phase, and finds new meaning. Not as good as I thought/hoped it would be.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-26-08 - Leah & Seth - Complete7. Busted reviewsWritten for ’Alice’s Writing Contest’. Please read and review.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-08 - Complete8. He'd Never Know reviewsJasper/Emmet slash. 150 words excactly drabble.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-14-08 - Jasper & Emmett - Complete9. what would you do for a klondike bar? » reviewswhat would aro and emmet do for klondike bars? WE WILL FIND OUT! now complete. epilouge in Jasper pov!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-12-08 - Published: 11-4-08 - Aro & Emmett - Complete10. snow and vampires reviewsa list depicting the simalarites between vampires and snowTwilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-7-08 - Complete11. Afterwards: A Tale Of TV reviewsAfter the war thing is done, the territories are all back to thier own. So how will Spader react to a Cloral word on a Earth TV?Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-4-08 - V. Spader - Complete
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