Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Bleach.
Since I have now submitted a few stories to this site, I figured that I may as well make a bio page for myself. So, here goes.
I'm just your average ordinary manga/anime fan. I read whatever appeals to me; catches my interest. Yes, I'm a Yaoi/Yuri fan, though more so Yuri. It's so hard to find Yuri stories with plot in the bookstore...there are very few, sad to say. But there are many Yaoi stories...is this a conspiracy? [Perhaps.] WHO SAID THAT?! Ah, I'm just making a bad joke, pay it no mind. And...that's about the gist of it.
UPDATE! I have a second account now open on this website. It's devoted to oneshots, twoshots and oneshot series. But if you've got a taste for something different, or are simply curious, feel free to stop by and say hi. :) The name is OublietteVII. Here is the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1982507/
UPDATE 2: Look, if you're gonna tell me that my story breaks the rules, I'd rather if you just didn't say anything at all, and simply went ahead and reported me. I'm under a LOT of fucking stress right now, and TBH, I find it rather pointless that the website allows M rated stories, that are EXPECTED by the majority to contain things like sex, but then add a note that no, THAT in particular is not allowed. BLOOD SPLATTERING VIOLENCE is okay, but CONSENSUAL SEX is wrong? Fuck that. That just shows how messed up standards in the world are.
[And DON'T give me that tired ol' BS "oh, violent stories get taken down, too!" Not nearly as often as ones w/sex. There's a noteable discrepancy in the numbers.] There are HUNDREDS, if not THOUSANDS of fics on this site, that break the rules. So if you really wanna be a goody-goody? Bitch at them, too. NOT just me. And CHECK YOUR OWN FUCKING PROFILE before going off on a witch hunt, too! [IDGAF if you're 'planning to change it' next month either, the point still stands.] Fucking immature hypocrites...
1.) Basics [Whatever I'm willing to share...]
.Horoscope Sign: Leo [Though I sure as hell don't ACT like one.]
.Surfing the Net
.Hanging with good friends
.Playing with my doggies
.Watching regular TV/movies
.Singing [usually when I'm alone. I only perform for karaoke.]
.And, of course, reading and writing fanfiction.
3.) Favorite Books [Non-manga, including comics]
.The Lovely Bones
.The Georgia Nicholson series
.'JTHM' and 'Squee!', by the creator of 'Invader Zim'
.Alice Sinn Dead Wonderland
.I Luv Halloween
.DUH! The Stupid History of the Human Race, and Well, DUH! Our Stupid World, and Welcome to it
.Vampire Kisses [the only Vampire book series I've ever read and actually got into...well, I read the first one.]
.Slipknot Unmasked (again)
The 'Anne of Green Gables' series
4.) Favorite Manga [Because I read series more than watch them]
Bleach, Naruto, Franken Fran, Saint Oniisan [Saint Young Men, Detective Conan, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Hellsing, Strawberry Panic! Vampire Knight, Venus Versus Virus, Eyeshield 21, The Last Uniform, FLCL, RosarioVampire, Cardcaptor Sakura, Chobits, XXXholic, DNAngel, Azumanga Daioh, Revolutionary Girl Utena, DGrey Man, Inubaka! Crazy for Dogs, Hell Girl, Abenobashi Magical Shopping Arcade, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, La Esperanca, Miyuki-chan in Wonderland, Gravitation, and...I think that's everything.
5.) Favorite TV Shows [Non-anime]
MLP: Friendship is Magic, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, iCarly, The X-Files, That 70's Show, X-Men, X-Men: Evolution, Family Guy, The Soup, Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron, Rocko's Modern Life, Invader Zim, Daria, Snapped, Poltergeist: The Legacy, The Tick, Beavis and Butthead, A Haunting, Gargoyles, The Golden Girls, Tripping the Rift, Drawn Together...yeah, I watch a LOT of reruns, now that I think about it. ;p
6.) Favorite Movies
My Neighbor Totoro, Babe, The Haunting, 50 First Dates, Up, FFVII: Advent Children, Labyrinth, What's Up, Doc? Coraline, Grindhouse Presents: Death Proof, Natural Born Killers, Heavy Metal, Resident Evil: Degeneration, Watchmen, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express, Speed Racer, Sweeney Todd, Hot Fuzz, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, But I'm A Cheerleader, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Little Miss Sunshine, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror, Amelie, Sin City, Hostage, V For Vendetta, Airheads, School of Rock, Dogma, The Wedding Singer, Secondhand Lions, The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie, The Incredibles, Hocus Pocus, The Crow, the Hellboy series, the Predator series, the Alien series, Suspiria, Halloween, Friday the 13th, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and A Nightmare on Elm Street.
7.) Favorite Music Genre[s]
...can't really determine right now. It varies too much. [Right now, I feel like some metal...or The Pretty Reckless.]
8.) Favorite Bands/Artists
.Emblem 3, Jack Off Jill, Toadies, Static-X, Angelspit, Del Shannon, April March, The Dresden Dolls, Zombie Girl, Emile Autumn, Queen Adreena, Alice In Chains, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fear Factory, Kittie, Pink Floyd, Garbage, Children Of Bodom, Nirvana, Hole, Magenta Lane, No Doubt, Murderdolls, Machine Head, MSI, King Missile, Ace of Base, Soundgarden, Sublime, 311, She Wants Revenge.
9.) Favorite quotes/lines/sayings/lyrics [If any of these appeal to you, feel free to copy them onto your profile.] NOTE: I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THESE [Only one. :p ]. I just like them a lot. Thank you.
."God loves the whole world. NO EXCEPTIONS."
."Stand up for what's right, even if you're standing alone."
."If I had words to make a day for you,
I'd sing you a morning golden and true.
I would make this day last for all time,
Give you a night deep in moonshine."
."What I'm trying to say is get off your high horse, it's an unstable wooden shetland pony with woodworm in the legs and you're going to have someone's eye out." [Quote from a community on lj.]
."I'll Grind your Pantera." [A fanfic quote...XD Though unfortunately, I don't follow the story. It wasn't very well-executed, though the premise was interesting.]
."The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep."
."Whatever with your however."
."None of you seem to understand-I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"
."Put a gun in my mouth, and threaten to shoot."
."Barking dogs cannot fly without umbrellas." [Another lj quote...I think?]
."You either die the hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
."Don't tread on me."
."Never look down unless you're helping something up." [Ah, Drew Chadwick...]
."We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."
."Life asked Death, 'Why do so many people love me but hate you?'
Death responded, 'Because you are a beautiful lie and I am the ugly truth."'
."Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying “yes” begins things. Saying “yes” is how things grow. Saying “yes” leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say “yes'."
."I never try anything, I just do it. Wanna try me?"
."You cannot kill what you did not create."
."Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive."
."I want you to fuck off as hard as you can."
."God made me a cannibal to fix problems like you."
."Abandon hope, all ye who enter here."
."Freeze, mutha-stickers! This is a fuck up!"
."If you're looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary. Between shit and syphilis. That's life."
."Shed additional ocular fluid, neophyte." ['Cry Moar', as described in a verbose manner on an ontd_f thread.]
."One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!"
."Damn right I'm good in bed! I can sleep for days!"
."All your life they will say you're not good enough or strong enough or talented enough; they will say you're the wrong height or the wrong weight or the wrong type to play this or be this or achieve this. THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, a thousand times no, until all the no's become meaningless. All your life they will tell you no, quite firmly and very quickly. AND YOU WILL TELL THEM YES." [Found in another comment thread on ontd_f as a re-post.]
."I'm not falling...I'm rising in love." [Moar Emblem 3.]
."Art is a BANG!"
."When all else fails, blow shit up."
."Caution-I'm not like other girls."
."All I hear is 'blah, blah, blah, I'm a loud motherfucker!'"
."Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine."
."And love is a stranger, who'll beckon you on.
Don't think of the danger, or the stranger is gone..."
."When I was five mom told me happiness was the key to life. I went to school & was told to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down Happy & was told I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand Life." [RIP, John Lennon.]
."I'm evil because this world is evil too."
."When all else fails, give it a good swift kick."
."When I die, I want to go peaceful, like my Grandpa. Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
."Love me NOT."
."SAVE THE BEER!"
"WTF does it look like I'm doing?!" [This is actually a photo caption-someone took a scene from Naruto, and added two cases of beer, plus some fitting lines. LOL.]
."We are all just prisoners here, of our own device..."
."In my field of paper flowers, and candy clouds of lullaby."
."Quickly, Itachi! To Mt. Rushmore! We must build villages! We'll start a community in Lincoln's nose and call it the Village Hidden in the FACE!" [BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]
."Love is tender and knows no gender."
."Let's get one thing straight-I'm not!"
."I'm way over the rainbow."
."Children should be seen and heard...and believed."
."I'm not a therapist, Math. Solve your own damn problems!"
."Smile-it makes others wonder what you're thinking."
."Cute but evil."
."Hey, this house has windows!"
."Dear God! He's going to run us over with his invisible motorcycle!"
"Shoot the tires! Shoot the tires!"
."Cute but psycho."
."Never say die!"
."I think, therefore, I'm dangerous."
."This world is a dying whore...and I am its disease." [From my 'bitter' phase...and a fanfic I have now successfully completed. Woo-hoo! 'coughs' Erm, yes.]
."Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
."He said that he would stay forever...forever wasn't very long."
."'Cause hypocrite today is spelled D-I-C-K." [My own take on a song lyric from a band I happen to like...but don't necessarily agree w/the original terminology. So my own, but not my own. IDK.]
."Yippee-kai-yai motherfucker." [No, I do not have a swearing problem...]
."My evil plan? I'll tell you in Hell."
."I'm not afraid of being sick, I'm more afraid of being well.
I'm not afraid, put the gun in my hand, I'm just afraid it'll hurt like-hurt like hell!"
."Twice I have held your life in my hands, and twice I have given it back to you. The next time we meet...your life is mine."
."If you don't try to save one life...you'll never save any."
."But...but...why's the rum gone?"
."I might be psycho, but you're just stupid."
."Religion is for people afraid of going to Hell. Spirituality is for people who have already been there."
."'I Love You' has 8 letters, but so does bullshit."
."It's too late to scream."
."If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, then baffle them with your bullshit!"
."I swear to drunk I'm not God."
."Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy." [BTW, I do drink on occasion. 'is now over 21' And I do find certain alcoholic humor to be quite entertaining.]
."Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch! Is this happening to me?!"
."God was my copilot...but we crashed in the mountains, and I had to eat him."
."I will never make it better! It will always hurt, you fucking asshole!"
."Why be normal?"
."Drugs: my anti-wait, that's not right..."
."Two people who are meant to be together...not even death can keep them apart."
."You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else."
."Monkey see, monkey do. Mess with me, I'll kill you."
."Tell Hell I sent you."
."Tonight, we dine WHEREVER IS REASONABLY AFFORDABLE!"
."Fuck you no jutsu!" [NO, I do not have a swearing problem! XD]
."There are only two pains in life. The pain of discipline, and the pain of regret."
."You're just jealous that the voices talk to ME."
."We'll string 'em up by their eyelids, and torture them till they blink!" [Ahh...thank you, Tao-sempai. :) ]
."Believe me-the voices in my head don't lie."
."Bunnies ate my brain." [About as believable as anything else. XD]
."Are we there yet?"
."The broccoli is on the roof." [Another gem from Tao-sempai. This is a possible translation of a Japanese song.]
."God, help me pour this gas on me...I need to drown in flames to be free..."
."Breakin' hearts and takin' names."
."All you need in this life is a SICK MIND...and someone to share it with."
."Strange but happy."
."Well...life can't be all skittles and beer..." [LOL. Another quote from a fic here on the site.]
."I'm not as think as you dumb I am!"
."Hi. I'll eat you if you make me mad. :)"
."(Don't Go) I never wanted anybody more, than I wanted you...(I Know) the only thing I ever really loved, was hurting you.
(Don't Go) I never wanted anybody more, than I wanted you...(I Know) the only thing I ever really loved was hate..."
."I'm not short, I'm fun sized!" [Heh. Someone should tell that to Edward Elric.]
."Loneliness means nothing to those who have not felt love before."
."Hello, I'm the FUCKING Avon lady! Would you like some FUCKING eyeshadow?!"
."Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you."
."Never turn back."
."Somos feos y pestamo y pero renomas hoto muthafucka!" [This is from Slipknot's 1st album; the self-titled one. Not quite sure how it translates, though. XD]
."...And deliver us from fangirls..."
."You're dead to me."
."Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls." [XD 'World's Dumbest...', don't ever change.]
."Breaking...in your world..."
."Do not mess with me."
."WWJD?" [What Would Jason Do? XD I had a shirt that said this.]
."...I feel stupid, and contagious..."
I have pride in my writing. This means that I will not use my age, disability, or lack of spell check as an excuse for poor writing. Even if English is not my first language, I will not use this fact as a shield against criticism. This also means that I take critique of all kinds and will always be looking for ways to improve my skills. If you have pride in your writing, copy and paste this into your profile.
...Okay, I hope you enjoyed. Later!
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