Okay, well I believe every good introduction warrants some form of wisdom exchange. Be that as it may, I guess my words of sageness this day would have to be:

Publication is a self-invasion of privacy.

-Marshall McLuhan

Now onto the proper introduction. My name is Kat, but I also go by my middle name Ambrosia for kicks. I like to keep people on their toes. I am currently a college student majoring in History and Library Science. I am what Webster's dictionary would consider a hybrid of sorts. Forever lingering on that thin line between nerd and geek: Neek. Actual self definition below.

Neek:

1. : an unstylish, socially inept person of intellectual bent

or

2. : a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake slavishly devoted to academic pursuits

I'm fairly certain I prefer the former...I would never perform at a carnival; stage fright you know...

My favorite Naruto couples would have to be:

HinataXSasuke (He's quiet. She's quiet. It just works. Plus it makes the dialog a breeze...)

HinataXGaara (Ahhh to corrupt young innocence with a dash of fiery hotness wrapped in a demonic bow. Need I say more...)

HinataXNeji (Strong believer of the Hyuugacest.)

HinataXDeidara (Come on, it could happen...maybe...)

HinataXItachi (Mass murderer bound to hate falling for the 'Timorous Ergot' poster heiress = LOVE!)

Sensing a pattern here? Almost anyone can work with Hinata (except any form of Yuri, involuntary shiver of 'eww').

It isn't that I don't support the gay community, in fact some of my closest friends are homosexuals. And seriously, a Friday night drag show with buddies is one of the greatest party experience's ever. Especially when you get 'Tina Turner' to sit in your boyfriends lap. Of course, I am now forever banned from playing 'What's Love Got to do with It.' I just prefer reading about hetero relationships.

And Temari is like the Tomb Raider chick. Kicks major arse, and still has time to be a genius with good hygiene. So she can pretty much work with anyone except Naruto, I just don't see that one happening. She would turn him into diced fox chow the first time he pisses her off with his 'Believe It!' spiel.

Least favorite Naruto couples:

NarutoxSakura

SasukexSakura

GaaraxSakura

NejixSakura

Sensing a pattern here too?

Sakura must die by sharp pointy objects. Seriously her character is shallow and pointless. Yes, I have read the manga and watched the show. No, I do not see any significant character growth for her, unless you count her 'confusing' feelings for Naruto in Shippuden. Can anyone say TRANSFERENCE?!

Look! Her dialog is easy to write for too:

'Oh, Sasuke! I Love you, Sasuke! Marry me, Sasuke! Please, allow me spawn our Uchiha/Whiney-Bitch babies...Oh look, Naruto is also kind of cute...'

I warn you now, in all my Naruto fanfics, unless I'm feeling particularly generous that day, Sakura bashing is practically a given.

I like other various fanfics:

Ouran High School Host Club

Inuyasha

Avatar Last Air Bender

Castlevania (What can I say? I'm a sucker for a guy in leather cracking a whip...)

Twilight

X-Men (Rogue and Gambit are eternal...)

Final Fantasy VII

Harry Potter

Teen Titans (Raven is kick-ass)

Lord of the Rings (Haldir is the single greatest Elf in all of Middle Earth. Believe It!)

King Arthur (Random? Yes. Tristan? Lickable.)

Fanfic's in the Final Stages of Outlining:

Once Upon a Konoha: Enter a Naruto alternate universe complete with MIA princesses, stoic princes, freakishly happy trainers, a royal council of perverted old men, and one Fairy-Godmother three sheets to the wind with an affinity for pork companionship. Add it all up and you get the fair kingdom of Konoha. A place spilling over with it's own unique fill of colorful characters and drama to boot. But when the confetti is swept away, the streamers torn down, and the masks pulled off; who will be left standing among the debris of hearts littering the ballroom floor? My version of a 'Cinderella Naruto: Hinata Style'.

Main Pairing: Sasuke and Hinata

Minor Pairings: ?? (So many options to play with!)

FanFic's In Production:

A Paladin's Promise: Promises are never a guarantee, especially when coming from a 12 year old Naruto with aspirations higher than the stars themselves. But she wanted so much for his to be real; to be the one exception in a lifetime of disappointment. It's just she forgot to enter into her calculation that men are inertly fickle creatures who think not with the brain on their shoulders (whose existence as yet to be scientifically proven) but instead with the one that lies beneath the belt. So when he returns carting a new fiance and a herd of overzealous friends, her world gets turned upside down. Add to that the unwanted attentions of the creepy court advisor, Orochimaru and a certain Uchiha threatening to unearth her darkest secret, and you have a recipe for disaster. A medieval time set complete with Knights, Minstrels, and situations calling for minor Cross-dressing.

Main Pairing(s): GaaraXHinataXSasuke (Triangle) and one-sided Hinata/Naruto (naturally)

Minor:(slight) Naru/Saku (so far)

Perfect of Something Like It: He left her, four years ago, standing at the alter in front of friends and family. She had everything planned so perfectly, and he ruined! So when Sasuke Uchiha returns to win back the heart of the jilted Hinata Hyuuga, what else is she suppose to do other than make his life miserable? Unfortunately the Uchiha has come prepared wielding a macramé of zany plots on how to woo back that shielded heart of hers. Throw in a rival suitor and two crazy grandmothers bent on their own agenda and the results are disastrous. Who will survive you ask?

Main Pairing(s): GaaraXHinataXSasuke (Triangle)

Minor: Up for suggestion...

Others Coming...

I would love to tell you that I have all of my stories outlined to a 'T' and can update every day, but the truth is in-between orchestra, theater, studying, class, planning a wedding and whole lot of other miscellaneous stuff going on, it is really hard to find time.

So heedith mine warning unto you. I will update when I can, and am sorry ahead of time to all those who suffer from a patience complexity. I know how you feel! I am one of you! I lack adequate tolerance for tardiness, but, thankfully from the recommendation of my mother that is why I do yoga... and anger management.