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Author has written 6 stories for Artemis Fowl. Hi! I'm Eva. HT extraordinaire! I love reading, writing, music, art, soccer, and swimming. I'm going to be a rescue pilot or fire fighter when I grow up. I want to be as brave and cool as Holly Short. I'm a tomboy. I hate math. I LOVE ARTEMIS FOWL! I LOVE THE LORD OF THE RINGS! I LOVE ENDER'S GAME!! Um...that's all. :) Name: Evelyna Darkling Lily BLANK Age:13 Ships I like: Holly/Trouble (AF) Artemis/Minerva (AF) Artemis/OC (Um...figure it out...AF, duh! :P) Ships I DESPISE: Artemis/Holly Holly/Root Chix/Holly Trouble/ANYONE but Holly Holly/ANYONE but trouble. Any femlash Artemis/Butler (Just...no.) Fullmetal Alchemist is my new thing! That's why I'm updating my beloved profile to include info on shipping preferences in Hiromu Arakawa's world! :D Ships I LOOOOVVEEE!!: Roy/Riza (Royai: MY FAVOURITE! ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE!!) Ed/Winry (EdWin: my SECOND FAVOURITE! MY ABOSOLUTE SECOND FAVOURITE!!) Al/May (Only in May's imagination though! She's too young to be chasing after boys! lol!) Olivier/Buccaneer (I don't know why, it just works!) Ships I despise: Nothing really, except any of the people in " ships I love" being with anyone BUT the person I like them shipped with! sobs. SO SAD! On another note, I have decided as of today that I don't WANT to be a rescue pilot or fire fighter when I grow up! (That lasted...(sarcastically)). Now I'm going to be an artist and writer. (Crosses arms) I STILL wanna be a pilot for fun though!! Soon I will be...Eventually...In about 5 years when I'm old enough...or longer because it costs a billion, gazzillion dollars to get lessons and a plane...(HYSTERICAL TEARS.) MY LIFE IS SO MISERABLE!! Audience: Rolls eyes. What audience? Why the invisible one reading over your shoulder, ready to take over your brain and turn you into a zombie on my command! Me: NOW BOYS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHcoughcoughblarghchokegag!! November 21st NOOOOOOOO!! WHY DID BUCCANEER DIE?! (Sorry, just in case you haven't read that chapter yet... :P) At least Riza is okay though! AND ROY'S THE FIFTH HUMAN SACRIFICE!! (Gleeful face at having just ruined the manga for anyone who hasn't read it all yet.) TOMORROW'S MY BIRTHDAY! FOR MY BIRTHDAY, I WOULD LIKE A TON OF HT AND ROYAI FICS! :D (But I probably won't get any... :'( ) That's all for now! Feel free to browse my profile and take anything funny to make your own already long profile even LONGER! Dear Fellow Constituent: The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include: 1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. 2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. 3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. 4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. 5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. 6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. 7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. 8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy. 9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. 10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first 11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery. 12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. 13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. 14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. 15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush: 1. 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.' 2. 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.' 3. 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.' 4. 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.' 5. 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.' 6. 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.' 7. 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.' 8. 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.' 9. 'The future will be better tomorrow.' 10. 'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.' 11. 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op) 12. 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.' 13. 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.' 14. 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.' 15. 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'…George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever DON'T WISH UPON, A STAR REACH FOR ONE. Candles are romantic, but lightbulbs don't burn your house down! Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button The road to success is always under construction Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its shoes on. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. The Catholic Church is still very angry about "The Da Vinci Code” - they don’t like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. Failing to plan is planning to fail. In a mad world, only the mad are sane. God made earth; he rested. God made man; he rested. Then god made women, since then, neither God nor Man have rested. When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped." Yesterday, I decided to kill the most beautiful person in the world... then I realized it would be suicide. I told your boyfriend he was gay, and he hit me with his purse. As I was sitting there, wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer... it hit me. Guys are like slinkys: useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs. When life gives you lemons, stuff your bra. A simple man eats with a simple spoon, someone took my simple spoon so I simply cannot eat. We are the type of friends who get hit by parked cars. I am the type of girl who bursts out in laughter because of something that happened yesterday. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "wasn't that fun?" Someday my prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I thought you were my knight in shining armor, but you turned out to be a loser in tinfoil. (or in foaly's case, a tinfoil hat :D) Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure... I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, ht4eva, Fear knocked on the door. Faith answered it. No one was there. Join the dark side; we have cookies. Fun things to do when bored: Run to an empty register at WalMart and yell into the microphone, "Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger, will you please stop snogging in the tupperware aisle! When life hands you lemons... ask for a refund. Bad pickup line #138: So... you're a girl huh? Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most countries. ~Willie Wonka Questions that haunt me #841: Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Artemis Fowl away messages (from AFF site): BRB. There’s a shimmering spot in the air behind my right shoulder. Uh oh... I do not have the time for these foolish “chats.” I have fairy gold to steal. At the risk of sounding clichéd, BRB. I’m away. Leave me alone before Butler makes you. Busy yelling at the waitress who offered me the children’s menu. Away trying to capture the yet again escaped Opal Koboi. I predict I will be back. Trust me, I haven’t been wrong yet. Trying to prove that my bugs don’t have bugs. Trapped in the Operation Booth. SOMEONE GET ME OUT! Away making a sandwhich. It’s more difficult than it looks. ~Artemis Fowl On Strike because nobody appreciates my extremely unique and helpful inventions. I’m not here right now, but as Holly says, “I knew he’d be back. I knew it.” “They accused me of murdering Julius. How can I stay? Don’t worry, old friend. I won’t be far away.” “Busy. Currently kidnapping an elf.” “Do not disturb. We have a serious situation above ground. First, I would like you all to stop all your yapping so I can hear myself think!” “BRB. Off to grab some caviar you can’t believe the stuff they feed us in Bartleby’s.” I’m away, but be warned, Foaly sees all. CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR. Everybody has a wild side; me and my friends just decide to show it in public. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again. You cry; I cry. You laugh; I laugh. You jump off a cliff; I laugh even harder. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? It’s not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. if people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this is your profile If you run into inanimite objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you have multiple voices in your head put this in your profile If you think people should be nicer and care for emos, so they can get their lives back on track put this in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you've ever shouted "AT LAST! MY ARM IS COMPLETE AGAIN!" in a public place (like math class) while holding a pencil up to the light and imagining how shiny it would be if it were actually a razor, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. Thinking it sucks is an understatement for me. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. ou could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12, h/t4eva Type your name with a cd case and DON'T look:h/y5rvs Type your name with your knuckles: h/t4eva Type your name with your nose:yhy/tt444eeeevvvvaaaaaa Type your name with your elbow:hj/yttt4esdva Type your name with your feet:eeeeeeeeehg///////ttttttt44ewvva Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking:h/grfvx Type your name with your pinky and don't look:h/t4eva Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking:h./te34evsa For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (And LOSE!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.0 If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mindwiped, then please copy this into your profile. If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile. If for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile. meanies! If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!! If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer "Be nice to people. They outnumber you 5.5 billion (that number is bigger now, and it's steadily growing) to one." Anonymous "Sympathy sees and says 'I'm sorry', compassion feels, and whispers 'I'll help.'" Anonymous. "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." Helen Keller "I have been given so much. I have no time to ponder what has been denied." Helen Keller "Pride gets no pleasure in having something, only having more of it than the next man." C.S. Lewis "If I have made an appointment with you, I owe you punctuality; I have no right to throw away your time, if I do my own." Richard Cecil. "The role of a writer is to say what we are unable to say." You know when you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends... 9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Archer of Freedom, Savvyjewel , Stefanlover12, h/t4eva If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever tried to go up a down escalator, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever thrown a banana at somebody, copy and paste this into your profile! Rock, Paper, Scissors "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." :Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. ((Stone)) 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? ((Blue)) 3. Your first initial? ((E)) 4. Your month of birth? ((November)) 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? ((Black)) 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. ((Charyl)) 7. Your favorite number? ((13)) 8. Do you like California or Florida more? ((California)) 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? ((Ocean)) 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). ((Um...To have a happily ever after with my own personal Trouble Kelp!)) Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! --copy and paste-- ()() Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) SUPPORT THE BUNNY!! And you get MILK MINT MELTAWAYS!! (The best chocolate in creation!!) And the bunny shall inherit the earth!! DAH DAH, DAH DAH, DAH DAH, DAH DAH DAH! WE ARE THE PRIESTS OF THE TEMPLES OF SYRINX! Etc... Rush 2112 ROX UR SOX!! How to torture Edward Cullen: Picture yourself naked. When life gives me lemons, I trip over them. TGWF: Thank God We're Female If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, copy and paste this into your profile Twilight: Because a small part inside of us broke when we realized our boyfriends weren't mythical monsters If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. (my dad even likes it!) If you freak out durring a thunderstorm because you truly think that vampires are out there playing baseball, copy and paste this on your profile -those come from ama-chan13’s profile -When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can. - i'm not lying...i'm writing fiction with my mouth - homer simpson -BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS - What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? - You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson - Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? -Stop world hunger! Eat the rich. - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory When there's a will, I want to be in it. -Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. -I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on. - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. - I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!" 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3. "The coffee machine is broken..." 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You zone out even with other people. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You're profile is REALLY long. Your computer runs out of memory. You can't stop writing! And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. I guess I'm an author. . . ONE FOR THE GIRLS! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. ~edwardsgirl3 There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train! If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense. If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (... Yeah...about that...Not necessarily true in my case...But LEFTIES ROCK!!) Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them. If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out. Anyone who says nothing's impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. You remind a teacher that she forgot to give homework. Questions I'm sure you've never asked + things to ponder: Can you mindwipe a vampire?? Can a vampire go into a coma? What happens if a werewolf is bitten by a vampire?? If a vampire gets shot, does the bullet reflect off of him/her? Is there such a thing as a vampire dog? Or any other animal, for that matter? What came first: the chicken or the egg? (drop it. Just drop it.) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste; paste this in your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you have ever started painting your nails and painted one hand, but then got distracted and never went back and finished the other one, put this is your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14, the Reading Maid, Kiya-san, Cha-chan-hyper, ht4eva, If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile If you love cheese, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE NOW! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. 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This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. 15. The day you don't wash your hair is the day you meet a cute boy. Sipping Vodka A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Mei Fire, Happy-Hippy, MavisClone101, PerfectionIsInTheEyes, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD,GuardianOfTime808, XOLEP'sFirstOX, ht4eva, 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. 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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. All my friends are insane. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes. A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. 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The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God! My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. Silence is golden but duck tape is silver You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing. When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that! Don’t analyze my beliefs, and I won’t pick out the flaws in yours I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. I'm not closed-minded; you’re just WRONG! Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months- Oscar Wilde Truth is beautiful without doubt, but then so are lies . Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. The person who can smile when something goes wrong has probably thought of someone to blame it on. “And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it?” I am not weird, I’m gifted. Our thoughts and our imaginations are the only real limits to our How Not To Have To Dry The Dishes. ~Shel Silverstien If you have to dry the dishes, such an AWFUL BORING chore, If you have to dry the dishes 'stead of going to the store, If you have to dry the dishes and you DROP ONE ON THE FLOOR, Maybe they won't let you dry the dishes anymore! Fanciest Dive. ~Shel Silverstien. The fanciest dive that ever was dove Was done by Melissa of Coconut Grove. She bounced on the board and flew into the air With a twist of her head and a twirl of her hair. She did thirty-four jackknives, and backflipped and spun, Quadruple gainered, and reached for the sun, And then somersaulted nine times and a quarter- And looked down and saw that the pool had no water. Prayer Of The Selfish Child. ~Shel Silverstein. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep. And if I die before I wake, I pray the lord my toys to break, So none of the other kids can use 'em... Amen. The Union For Children's Rights. ~Shel Silverstein Strike! Strike! For children's rights Longer weekends Shorter school hours Higher allowances Less baths and showers No brussel sprouts More root beer And seventeen summer vacations a year! If you're ready to strike, line up right here! Batty ~Shel Silverstein The baby bat Screamed out in fright, Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light! Arrows. ~Shel...well you know the rest. I shot an arrow toward the sky, It hit a white cloud floating by. The cloud fell dying to the shore, I don't shoot arrows anymore. Really Dumb Store labels. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Wow, really, I wouldn’t’ve guessed!!) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What's the other use?) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Such a surprise.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Holly M, xXJayjayXx, ht4eva, If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Holly M, xXJayjayXx, ht4eva, This is the only thing in the section that is supposed to be sad. (Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God... I'm skinny, so I MUST be Anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. 888I CUT MYSELF, so I MUST be retarded.888 8888I do SELF HARM, so I MUST be suicidal.888 I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost. 888I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.888 888I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.888 I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. 888I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.888 888I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.888 I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. 888I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(Irish and PROUD!!)888 I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. 888I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage888. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. 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I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. 888I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.888 I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast 888I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. (I'm a vegetarian!!)888 888I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.888 888I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.888 I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND/Marching Band/Colorguard, so I MUST be a dork. 888I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.888 I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich. 888I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.888 888I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.888 888I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.888 I'm an OG so I must be mexican. I'm fat so I MUST have a problem with self control 888I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.888 888I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd888 888I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days888 I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY 888I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.888 888I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.888 I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people. 888I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.888 I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic. I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music. I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist. 888I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo.888 I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant. I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico. 888I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.888 I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. 888I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.888 I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. 888I''m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work in a casino.888 I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. 888I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.888 I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi 888I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.888 I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain. I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT. 888I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.888 I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE! (I don't know how to bold, so mine have triple eights on both sides of them.) SOMETHING EVERYONE SHOULD READ (taken from the video of 'This Is The End For You My Friend' by Anti-Flag.) More than 8.5 million people have cosmetic procedures in the U.S. per year This is the end... of self mutilation The average weight of a model is 23 lower than that of an average woman. This is the end... of insecurity Approximately one million men and boys suffer from anorexia This is the end... of self-hatred Clinical depression affects at least 16 percent of the population at least once in their lives. This is the end... of hopelessness As many as 10 million women and girls suffer from an eating disorder This is the end... of self doubt 80 percent of 4th grade girls have been on a fad diet This is the end... of marketing disease Americans spend approximately 12.4 billion on cosmetic procedures per year This is the end... of insanity By age 21, the average person will have watched 1,000,000 commercials This is the end... of exploitation Billions of dollars are spent to make YOU feel worthless THIS IS THE END Back to light and happy. If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Draye who got it from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed) If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If yoyu are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile(GO VAMPIRES AND DEMONS!) If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile if you suffer from blood wrath, copy and paste this onto your profile. A recent study shows that 92 percent of all teenagers have moved on to rap, put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent who stayed with REAL music. If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile! Friends or best friends FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up." FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Make an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attach fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... Lame Jokes They're undeniably stupid... but they make me laugh anyway. Batteries are the most melodramatic inamimate object. They don't just run out... THEY DIE! If it weren't for physics and law enforcement... I'd be unstoppable! To err is to human... but to utterly foul things up requires a computer. To be or not to be... that's not really a question. When life hands you lemons... just add tequila and salt. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Two guys walk into a bar, the third man ducked. There were two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other "gee it's hot in here" and the other muffin says "oh my gosh it's a talking muffin!" DNA: National Dyslexics Association Knock, Knock. Who's there? You know. You Know Who? That's right... AVADA KEDAVRA! Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting--Mooooooo!! Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. If this is true for you, post this on your profile If you have ever fallen in love with or had a crush on a fictional character, copy this to your profile (TROUBLE KELP! (But I'll let Holly have him. Arty isn't THAT bad.)) When my psychiatrist went insane, only 3 of my 7 multiple personalties were cured. The rest of us want our money back. If you feel the same. Copy this into your profile. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,shuriken-thrower,Cool Anime Girl, DarkangelKyo101, Pinkpigeontowa,Starlight Death, ht4eva, If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, dragongirl92, Shadow Angel 101, o0Dreamer0o, Chocolat-Chan, Pinkpigeontowa, ht4eva, If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile. I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now" If you ever popped the head of a doll off copy this into your profile! If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile! (I still do! He's just so NICE!) If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you think president Bush is one of the worst leaders in history, copy this into your file If you've always wondered where eraser shaving go, go to the dimension of dust and study the book of knowledge If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. There is head-banging music, and there are head-banging problems. If every time you try to watch a DVD it freezes because jerk scratched it, you want to bang your head on the nearest possible object, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever done something stupid just for the hell of it copy and paste this into your profile If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have a problem with councilors, copy and paste. If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (all the time! XD) If you love fire, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever been in a grocery store and had a sudden spontaneous urge to grab a pumpkin and start trashing the place with it, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm a pyromaniac. If you're a pyromaniac, copy and paste this into your profile If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have died, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: DemonChild of the Dark, ht4eva, Smiling is good for you. If you frown, copy this into your profile If you think the cute bunny from next door is evil, kill the foxes of the forest and help the bunny rule the world... According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to. Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. We are the people our parents warned us about. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Belief gets in the way of learning. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. Cynics are made, not born. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. It is not the number of moments we live that count, but the moments that take our breath away. On a Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On T-Rat (Military food): IF you get called a nickname copy this into your profile and add your name to the list and say your nick name. Stefanlover12 "Robin Hood", ht4eva: "Eva, Ev, Lyna, Lyn, Evi, hyper, mamush (my uncle mike.), Tigger (Like Tigger from Whinnie the Pooh.), Hydro man (self proclaimed), D-rat, Frodo, Eowyn, Holly," etc...alot, If you like animals give one a home if you can. If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Tigerlilystar, Update, Gavrochelives If you believe in fairies copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet WHILE jumping in the air... copy this to your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. (TROUBLE KELP!! Drools on carpet. Mum: "LOOK AT THIS MESS! NOW I'VE GOT TO CLEAN IT UP!" Eva: Go ahead. Mum:" I DON'T THINK SO! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG LADY!" Eva: stiffens. "TROUBLE!!" Drools some more. Mum: sighs.) if you like polkadots copy and paste this on your profile If you know (a) video game/book/movie character(s) or weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile if you know what the difference between a fruit and vegetable is copy and paste this onto your profile if you are not completely human copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that the stupid rabbit on the Trix commercial should just go to the store and buy his own box, copy & paste this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. if you believe kids will one day rule the world copy and paste this onto your profile 'They're' is a contraction of 'THEY ARE'. 'Their' means something belongs to a group of two or more people. 'There' is an indication of something that is not in the immediate vicinity. THIS IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT OF A CONCEPT. Just because you learned a new word, whether it be 'cerulean', 'phenomenal', or 'juxtaposition', doesn't mean you HAVE to include it several times in the opening paragraph. IF ONE MORE OF YOU WRITES THAT SOMEONE HAS 'CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES', I WILL F--ING KILL YOU. If you agree, copy this into your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. (HEY! WHAT ABOUT FAIRIES?! If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name. otherrelmwriter, WWMTgirl, Update,Gavrochelive, ht4eva, If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile if you are a vegiterian copy and paste this onto your profile If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! Dear Mr. Adams, In California they don't throw their garbage away -- they make it into television shows Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a cute guy for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... I handed in a last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. I can resist everything except temptation. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. To the world you might be one person…but to one person, you might just be the world!! In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back! Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. In California they don't throw their garbage away -- they make it into television shows Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!! Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls!! By the time you finish reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life!! Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!! I Have No Idea What's Going On But I'm Excited!! Nothing is impossible, Except skiing through revolving doors. Dont upset me. I'm running out of places to put the bodies. When God made boys, She was only joking. We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over Great minds roll in the same gutter With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, CherubChick92, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, Art is a bang XD, ht4eva, If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, Art is a bang XD, ht4eva Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. X "Don't give up! It ain't over 'till it's over." REMEMBER WHEN... getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? 'm 0 m' was your hero and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR - was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now | |||||||
1. Betrayal » reviewsArtemis must betray the fairy people to save his parents. An interspecies war breaks out. Can humans and fairies work out their differences, or will understanding come too late to save the world? H/T Post TTP. Rated T for future violence. Minor romance.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 10-5-08 - Holly S. & Trouble K.2. Colours » reviewsReally stupid. I just see everything as a colour, and I figured I'd write something about it. The colours of each characters personality.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 11-14-083. We all must die reviewsThis is just another one of my poems. I wrote it with Holly in mind, but it can relate to anyone. It's about death. Duh . Reviews appriciated. EvaArtemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete4. Valentines day » reviewsA humor based story involving Valentines day! H/T. Rated T just in case. Chapter 5 is up! Please review! Enjoy!Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-2-08 - Published: 9-15-08 - Holly S. & Trouble K.5. Trouble's Pov reviewsJust a little songfic. One shot. It's about Troubles feelings after Holly disappears to Hybras. It IS a romance! I'm a devoted H/T shipper. For details, see my pen name! Plz review!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-14-08 - Trouble K. & Holly S. - Complete6. Tattered, broken heart reviewsIt's just a poem about how Holly feels after Roots death. It is NOT a romance! I DON'T like Holly/Julius pairings! No offense to people who like that ship! This is my first fanfic! Please don't kill me! Constructive criticism appreciated! Plz review! EvArtemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-13-08 - Holly S. & Julius R. - Complete
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