Hello Hello Hello! Welcome to my PROFILE! :D Please enjoy my profile

Real Name: Lucastrius Starnarnius ApplePieus. You can call me Lucas, Cas, Apple, Pie, Star, Death, or anything else.

Age: I've been dead for thirty-five years. So, technically, you're talking to a ghost, or a zombie. :D

Gender: Nah. Who needs gender when you can be a dead apple?

I worship the great apple god. :) You can meet them on Fan Fiction and Deviant art. They're not too hard to find. They're a little crazy, and I personally reckon they're mentally unstable, but hey, you might like them.

Anyway, I might submit a story soon, I might not. Why?

'Cause I'm only a second account.

The Universal Rules:

Wash your hands after peeing, and use soap.

Flush the toilet.

Get your own damn fig tree.

Eat a small child.

Draw multiple times a day.

Don't fall in love.

Respect others, even those you plan to eat.

Does the darkness wish to taunt me?

Do the candles wish to mourn me?

Is there someone out there who can see the brightest light?

Will the fires all destroy me?

Will the whips attempt to scar me?

Will a hand come down and save me from this never-ending night?

When you are insulted, act like a fisherman when he catches a small fish. Let it go.

I don't understand why people dislike constructive criticism. To me, it is a compliment to receive it. After all, the person/reviewer has taken the time to inform you of things you could improve on, the make your story better. They have used their time, to help you improve. Why do people find this an insult? As long as it is polite, and not a flame, then it should be considered a compliment!

Some people can't accept the truth. Some people can. And some people can fight back.

Have you fallen in love with some new, flavoured pickles?

A is for Academic, B is for Beer. One of those reasons is why I'm not here.

Don't make the same mistake I did. Do the right thing, and save others from their dark fates. Don't fail the way I have...

More shall be added when I become less lazy.