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since: 08-28-08, id: 1679512, Profile Updated: 04-21-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Ally's World.

Hello my name is Annie and i'm a Fanfiction addict. (well thats what my brother says)

i am 15 years old.

i like the colours purple and green.

i like to write

and to read

i am in year 10 and i am taking my GCSE's my optional GCSE's are Art and Textiles.

at school i knit blankets for babies in third world countries :)

YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY!! IVE SORTED OUT MY WORK EXPERIENCE!! WOOHOO! i am awesome! lol i was really nervous becuase i had to go in and ask but i did it! yay!

Stupid things i've done

i booked 8 tickets for McFly instead of 4 with my sisters debit card (its safe to say she was NOT happ about that!!)

at the bowling alley

dad: want some sweets?

me: Yes please!! can i have jelly tots? (i love them!)

dad: sure. places money in and types number. jelly tots move around and stop just before they would fall.

me: NOOOOO!

dad: calm down! look theres the manager ask him ( now this part isnt part of the story but you need to know i am really shy and hate talking to poeple i dont know)

walk up to desk panicing (reason see above) but the manager has gone and there is only a spotty teenager on the desk.

me: hi

Spotty teenager: hi how can i help you?

me: my jelly tots got stuck.

spotty teenager: ookay,

me: (emmbarssed) do you know where the man in the suit is?

spotty teenager: who?

me: the guy in the suit... er the... looks around for the man in the suit (aka the manager but i had forgotten that word!)

spots the manager by a door

me: HIM!! points to manager

spotty teenager: oh, Bob! (i dont remember his accutal name) Bob: yeah comes over ST explains and he comes over.doesnt sound that emmbarssing but it is when you have to spend half an hours drive home with your brother and Dad taking the piss (excuse my language) out of you. And also having a spotty teenager look at me as if i were crazy!

books i like

i'm only putting a few on:

Twilight series

Harry potter series

Ally's world series

A series of unfortunate events series

Frankenstein ( i love old fashioned gothic novels)

Dracula (Ditto)

A great and terrible Beauty series ( apart from the last 1 because it went on for too long)

Films/tv programmes i like

Blades of Glory

Benchwarmers

Pirates of the carribean 1,2 +3

The Dark Knight

Sweeny Todd

the bourne films

Indiana Jones the temple of doom ( i watched it for the first time the other day and loved it)

Casino Royale

the x- files (the new film)

Hocus Poucus

Beauty and the Beast

Friends

Doctor who

The IT crowd

Top gear

the simpsons

Futurama

Ugly Betty

lol that list make it sound like i watch TV loads but i dont.

:) i like salad.

Jasper is the best vampire!! lol

can't think what to put now! lol

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, you should have said no, you should have gone home, you should have thought twice, copy this into your profile, before you let it all go. (should have said no-taylor swift=)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you fight with your computer put this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Jasper", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you suck at sports, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever read a book, then forgotten the plot by the next day, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever created an awkward silence, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever read morethan 10 at one time, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you have ever regretted something you said to someone you hate, coppy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever broke out crying for a stupid reason, or no reason at all, you know the drill, copy/paste.

If you've read half of a book, and started again from that same point a year later and remember everything, copy/paste this and add the book and your name: A great and terrible beauty, ClamKidToTheRescue.

if you have read down this far i hope i havn't bored you to death!

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1. One mistake I can't forget » reviews
Angela sees Jasper hunting, Jasper is left with 3 options: making her keep the secret, kill her or turn her.Will Jasper be able to control himself? after BD. rated T for mild swearing. NORMAL PAIRINGS! poem 1st chapter then normal writing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 12-21-08 - Jasper & Angela
2. Why was I cursed with beauty? » reviews
Rosalie gets angry over her looks then trouble begins when she tries to make up with Emmett. please review. first Rosalie fanfic. the story is better than the summary promise
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 11-15-08 - Rosalie & Emmett
3. The chapter that never was » reviews
As the title says its an alternate chapter from Breaking Dawn when Bella goes on her first hunt. It's my first fanfiction please review. Lets hope the story is better than the summary because i suck at these! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BD!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 9-4-08 - Seth
4. The date reviews
ok so this is Ally's first date with Billy. my first Ally's World story please read and review!
Ally's World - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-12-08
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