My name: Don't care to tell you.

My age: Why do you need to know that?

My hobbies: Writing, reading, horseback riding, swimming.

My sanity level: 0

My crabby level: 10

My moodiness level:10

My sarcastic level: 10

Yes, I can be a bit of a bitch, and hell yeah I'm proud of it.

My pename is Double I 4 My Guyz, because the two most important guyz in my world names both start with I. My best friends on here is westcoastishome, twinewclipdawn, Wolf's Snow and Look At The Pretty Sparkles.

Also, I am NOT religious. I hate school, I absolutely despise math. And I hate the colour pink. Any more questions about how insane I am you can pm me about. And, for Danny Phantom writers, I have a couple of ideas that I'm not going to type up that you can pm me about if you want to view them.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE WORD IMPOSSIBLE.

I don't usually update on weekends since I have no access to my writing computer on the weekends, so, it is very rare that I will update on weekends.

If anyone needs any help just pm me, I'm always willing to help if I can.

If you pm or something of that sort and it is not signed ~DI4MGZ~ then it is NOT from me! So send me a pm or something saything that you got a fraud reply and I'll look and actually reply. Thanks.

Fic Info:

Inner Turmoil: Completed.

Inner Conflict: In-complete.

Scandel: This story has been adopted by westcoastishome. She is my best friend and I will probably giving her ideas and betaing for her if she wants. It's just that I have no time or will to do it. Thanks for everyone who stuck with the story while I was writing it and be sure to check out westcoastishome's stories. westcoastishome has updated. Go to her profile to see the new chapter.

Slipping: This story has been adopted by twinewclipdawn. Thanks for sticking with me. Check out her profile, she's a good friend, and I know she'll do a good job.

Feeling Of Falling: Completed.

Pointless: Completed.

Back: Completed.

She Knows: Completed.

Silence: In-Progress.

Last Hope: Completed.

Sleepless: Completed.

Cupid: Completed.

So Guess What? I'm Dead: Completed.

Fight: In-Progress.

Legacy: In-Progress.

Back In Third Grade: Completed.

I Know Her: Completed.

I Was Expelled: Completed.

Well You Know The Box Ghost?: Completed.

Last Moments: Completed.

Pick And Choose: In-Progress.

That Day: Completed.

remEmber SeptEmber: Completed.

remEmbering septEmber: Completed.

remEmber decEmber: Completed.

Dialing: Completed.

Typing: Completed.

Oh No She Didn't: Completed.

Sam's Revenge: Completed.

Alice: Completed.

Alice's Problem: Completed.

The Day The Sanity Went: In-progress.

The Kinder Egg: Complete.

Leah's Rules: Complete.

Forgotten Angel: Complete.

None Walk Away: Complete.

Meredith's Mission: In-progress.

Walking The Boyfriend: Complete.

Ride The Winds: Complete.

That Eerie Midnight Hour: Complete.

Good To See You: Complete.

The Badge: Complete.

His Juliet: Complete.

Another Two Years: Complete.

My Best Friend: Complete.

How Many: Complete.

Today: Complete.

Morons: Complete.

Crack: Complete.

I Will Love You: Complete.

The Witching Hour: Complete.

Every Wasted Breath: Complete.

The Fallen: In-Progress.

His Heart: Complete.

Tonight She Will Cry: In-Progress

Anymore: In-Progress

To Be Left Behind: Complete.

Giving Up: Complete.

The Look Of Forever: Complete.

Parker's New Best Friend: Complete.

Broken: Complete.

Moments: Complete.

One More Day: Complete.

Together Forever: Complete.

Identity: Complete.

JJ's Boyfriend: Complete.

Complicated: Complete.

Holding Henry: Complete.

Perfume: Complete.

Memoir Of A Broken Girl: Complete.

Marry Me?: Complete.

Castle's New Muse: Complete.

The Right Thing: Complete.

What's Best: Complete.

Witness: Complete.

Taking The Deal: Complete.

Mummies: In Progress

Cliche: Complete.

It Will Be Okay: Complete.

Cold: Complete.

Romeo And Juliet: Complete.

I'll Always Come For You: Complete.

Bite Me: Complete.

Cherries: Complete.

Anything on Hiatus may or may not get random updates. I'm trying to finish most of, if not all my fics before starting anything new. Also, one word reviews that say update, or your story is really good, don't count with me. I'm glad to know you like it, but I get the same message when you put me on story alert on story fav. If people would please stop sending me these it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

Favourite sayings:

Leave me behind, I'll be in your heart.

Never Say Never.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

teachers are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

So what I’ve got a smile on, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already

- If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. ~ Paul Beatly

- The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. ~ George Jessel

- Sarcasm is anger with a smile ~ Natalie Hyde

Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain ~ Lily Tomlin

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

- When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, "Your next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.

Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid;
Open it and you'll remove all doubt.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find
there is nothing in it.

Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Life is wonderful. Without it, you wouldn't know me.

Paranoia: A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe.

Marriage is grand - and divorce is about 10 grand.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Earth is full. Go home.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.

Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it.

The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

A sane mind is a boring one.

I admit I'm insane, but at least I'm at a normal level.

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S SCREWED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS. Just because you're not a homosexual does not mean that you cannot support their rights like I am because everyone should be loved for who they are.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

You'd better read this westcoast, because that best friend stuff? Half of it you've ALREADY DONE TO ME!

DO YOU KNOW??

On a Sears hairdryer:

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow,Goblin Jordy, BarrelsNo.1Fan , -yellowhearts-, DannyPhantomPhanatic, DannyTimmygirl327, Double I 4 My Guyz

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things (cough, cough Edward leaving in New Moon) or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters (I'm talking about Damon, but Edward applies here, too.) Crazy is when your mother has to pry Twilight and or New Moon from your fingertips and you start to sob. Crazy is when you are planning your revenge on people like Victoria and cough Edward Cullen!cough. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with Edward Cullen you buy a pet rock and name him Edward. Crazy is when you save up hundreds of dollars for college then blow it all at a candy store. Crazy is when you start laughing hysterically because of a sign on the computer that said DO NOT TURN OFF. Crazy is wen u brake ur leg wile getting a glass of water. Crazy is wen ur trying to capitalize the c in crazy for 10 minutes when u realize the caps lock is still on and your holding the shift botton. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list!if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile. I have fallen out of bed and missed the floor. Crazy is when you're walking by yourself, staring straight ahead and you run into a post.