11-27-09:Whoo! I finally got around to cleaning up my profile! No, I'm not dead, just lazy. Updates? Eh, we'll see. XD

Story updates/info:I have a DP story bouncing around in my head, so we'll see what happens. Most likely I'll try to finish the DP one, then my two main TMM RPs that I have going. After that, I'm going on a short writing hiatus, maybe help my friend out with her stories, then I'll finish the rest of my stories. After that, I'm going to revamp Another KishuXIchigo story and repost it. It's definitely getting a new name. XD Then after that? I'm going to edit all of my other stories! Busy, busy. Better get cracking, eh? XD

Friends:

Safaia Bara: She's the nicest person ever! My first friend here on FF, and I greatly appreciate it. She's like an older sister to me, even though we don't talk as much I wished we could. Her writing skills? Seriously talented. She is great a fluff, her fluff work always comes out as cute and...well, fluffly!

Forumers:

Marvel Maiden: Millie, as I like to call her. She is my best friend, and I feel as if she is my sister! Heck, she's like my twin! I love talking to her, she's such a delight to be around! Feeling down? Stand next to Mils and catch a few rays of banana sunshine! Her joy is contagious! Whenever I feel down, just talking to her about random stuff makes me feel better! We help each other out with stuff sometimes, so it's nice knowing that I have someone so awesome having my back. Then again, the entire Forum has my back.

Immortal x Snow: What can I say, she's awesome. Extremely smart, funny, and an excellent writer. When she first joined, I was a bit wary of her, but now, I just absolutely cannot imagine the Forum without her!

XxXChiharu-Chan-1000-SpringsXx: Also called Grandma Chi XD. Let's see, let's see, she's wickedly talented. She's a musician, a writer, and an annoying older sister. Her stories will chew you up, spit you out, inject you with a euphoric drug, ground your brain into the ground, tickle your emotions, and rape your mind so much, you have to crawl into the fetal position for several days while you recuperate. She's not called Mistress Mind-rape for nothing. XD

Kitty Kat K.O.: Very friendly and a very nice person to talk to. She seems to always know how to make a person feel better.

Forum

Forum Life lesson number zero: Don't piss off sakuuya. You'd wish you were dead.

Forum Life lesson number one: Don't piss off Chi. She has ungodly powers.

Forum Life lesson number two: Never have Thoughtless find out you copied a story.

Forum Life Lesson number three: Don't lie to Chiharu-Chan-100-Springs. She doesn't get mad, she gets evil.

Forum Life lesson number four: Never tell Cherrie that orange is better than purple. You may end up dead.

Forum Life lesson number five: Never refer to 'New York City' as 'New York City'. It will only anger Zeph

Forum Life lesson number six: Don't anger Stik.

Foroum Life lesson number seven: Don't unleash Zeph's evil side.

Forum Life Lesson Number eight: Never let Maia play with fireworks.

Forum Life Lesson number nine: When KO swears, it's a sign of the Apocalypse.

Forum Life Lesson number ten: Don't mention when you joined, it makes sakuuya feel old.

Forum Life Lesson number eleven: Don't step on Chi's shoes and say sorry. You better beg for freaking forgiveness.

Forum Life Lesson number twelve: Don't insult Zeph's hat. If you do, it'll earn you a roundhouse kick in the face.

Forum Life Lesson number thirteen: Don't comment on Tazzy's jacket. J-just don't do it. XD

Forum Life Lesson number fourteen: Never use Banana's nicknames! She could (and will) zap you!

This looked like fun. I stole it from Zephyr. XP

List your 10 favorite AUTHORS on the site, then answer the qustions

1. Marvel Maiden (M&M)

2. Safaia Bara

3. Red- eyed Stik

4. Chiharu-chan

5. sakuuya

6. Cherrie-Sakura

7. Strawberry Kitty

8. Kitty Kat K.O

9. Tomoyo Kinomoto

10. Zephyr Fiction

1) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 10?

Hmm, I'd have to say Cherrie (6).

2) 2 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

I honest have no clue, but I'm guessing it would succeed.

3) For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?

Hmmm, I'd have to say Tomoyo (9) just cause sak might kill Zeph in the dead of night.

4) What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would squished her in a hug and kick her out of my room. I'm usually violent, but it's M&M, so...

5) 6 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I would probably be embarrass a little, and thank god that the curtains are pitch black.

6) 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Chi, what about Cherrie! You two have something real! XD

7) 2 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Snuggle

8) 7 suddenlyconfessedto be part of your family?

Strawbs? You poor dear, I hope you know a good therapist.

9) 3 got into the hospital somehow?

Probably got caught up in one of Chi's pranks. Poor Stik.

10) You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?

Call for an ambulance while trying to comfort me.

11) It's your birthday. What will 4 give you?

A pencil or something. XD

12) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Try and talk me out of it and point out how stupid it is.

13) You're about to marry number 2. What's 1's reaction?

Yay! I'm so happy for you Tiby! (XD)

14) 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Cherrie? I make sure she doesn't have a fever and/or is drunk.

15) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

She's still upset that she's related to me crazy family.

16) 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him

I'd tell KO that there's plenty of time in the world for her to find one.

17) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

OH MY GOD! Zeph, you pebobear, get off of M&M!

18) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Stik must've said something and now Chi is trying to figure out where to hide the body.

19) 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

I watch as Zeph throws Chi into a nearby fountain.

20) If you had to select three of the people above to be a part of your own epic team of Anime hopping heros, who would they be?

M&M (1) because she's magical, Chi (4) because she's manipulative, and Zeph (10) because he know a lot about paranormal.

21) You see 1 and 5 sitting under a tree together, what are they doing?

sak is trying to teacher M&M how to type regularly on the forum. XD

22) 4 seems depressed Why so, and how do you cheer them up?

She might be having life issues, like we all do. I guess i would ask if she's okay then proceed with sucking up.

23) WHat would happen if 8 and 10 got together to prank 3?

Oh, poor Stik. But don't worry, I'm sure they'd fail. XD

24) You see 2 passed out on a couch Your reaction?

I'd walk away and pretend i didn't see her.

25) 9 comes to you crying their eyes out. Why and how do you help?

Ummm... Everything will be okay? -awkward hug-

26) It's kareoke night with you, 2, 7 and 10. What songs are sung by you four?

Safi-chan (2): something upbeat, Strawbs (7) some happy, Zeph (10) something by Bill Joel and I'd do Kryponite! XD

27) You see a ghost. who would you go to for help?

Zeph. No question. He knows the most about them!

28) If you had to go A: Bungee Jumping, B: Scuba Diving and C: Sky Diving, who would you take with for each activity. (And no chickening out)

A: M&M 'cause if something happened, her magic can save us. B: Cherrie just cause it seems like it'd be fun. C: Chi cause no one else would come with me.

29) You accidently walk in on 4 and 5 furiously making out. What is you reaction, if any

HOLY SHIZ!! Umm, guys, something's wrong with sak and Chi!

30) You're all alone, in a complete sea of depression. Who'd come along take you by the hand, and show you again that life's worth living?

Well... that's happened once before and M&M helped a lot, but everyone would.

31) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

This should be interesting considering the two are friends IRL.

32) What might 4 shout whilst charging into battle?

AWESOME-SAUCE!!

33) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

KO (8)

34) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 6's secret organization. 7 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered to be a spy for 6. Meanwhile, 6 has kidnapped 4 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 2, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. Any comments? And if this were afanfic, what title would you give it?

Only having met a few times, Marvel Maiden and Tomoyo Kinomoto reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Cherre-Sakura's secret organization, Purple rapes Orange. Strawberry Kitty, who is loved by all, volunteers to help them, but is later discovered to be a spy for Cherrie-Sakura. Meanwhile, the incredibly elusive Cherrie- Sakura has kidnapped the headstrong Chiharu in an attempt to force their surrender. What she didn't know was that Chiharu was amazingly skilled in manipulation. Following the wise advice of sakuuya, Keeper of the Scrolls, they seek out Safaia Bara, who gives them a Sacred Sapphire Rose of the Ungata Temple that will give them the power to take down Cherrie's sercret organization once and for all! I would call it Quest for the Sapphire Rose.

35) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Mary-Sue murder. XD

Pairings:

I'm neutral to all the characters.

Random quotes:

“I'll take the rapists for 200!"

"...That's THERAPISTS, Lilyara."-- So funny!

"Big bad evil mutants taking over the world? No problem. Teeny little spider in the bathroom? Get Logan and fast! And it’s not always the girls that complain about it. "-- Red Witch's story,'Confessions of a Former Wild Man'

"AAAHHHHHH! PREPARE TO BURN EVIL PROMOTER OF FALSE DREAMS!"--Pyro of ColdFusion180's story,’Just the Usual Acolyte Amentia’

"Yeah, I had my very own homemade jellycannon. I'd spend hours shooting jars of jelly at things like the neighbor's pets, the neighbor's house, trees, low flying planes. That is until I accidentally used a bottle of shelliteandhit a passing fertilizer truck. Once the lawn fires were put out the cops came by and took my jelly cannon away," Pyro sniffed. "The trees never did give anymore strawberries after that."-- Pyro, ColdFusion180's story,’How Many Acolytes Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb.’

“Well, If it isn’t mah favorite Cajun pedophile."-- Rogue, Shandi's story,'Not How I Imagined.'

“They think, and this is the wors’ thing of all, but they think they can jus’ drive right behind you like it’s some sort of… of bumper cars game, the fuckers!”--Wanda, wingedrksha's story, 'Stalking.'

"You all don’t want me to play your games huh? How about this reindeer play a game with you?" A familiar Cajun voice shouted out. "The game is called ‘How Much Venison Can Rudolph Blow Up With His Powers?’"

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

"There goes Blitzen," Hank looked outside. "All over the front lawn."

"Never liked that one much anyway," Pyro said. "I’ll go fire up the barbecue."–Gambit, Pyro, and Beast, Red Witch’s story, ‘We Are Santa’s Mutant Elves.