HeEeEeEeEyYyYyY...!! Wassup my peeps? (trying to do crazy hand motion, gangtar style)

So yea i luv zutara...as u can see my pic up dere... i think zutara rocks and yea...

and so anyways...yea... u wanna no wt my life is well here i go

Name: HA! like id give u my name...but ill give u my nickname! its NINJA NINA!! isnt NINJA NINA an awesome name?! so freakin cool... there's also Judy and Daddy

Sex: Sorry today's my day off... also Female

Age: 10-100 (ha! try to stalk me now stalkers!!)

Country: Vietnam woot woot!! viet pride!!

Height: 5' 8"? maybe

i luv making ppl laugh, i luv ppl making me laugh, MUSIC IS MY FUKIN LIFE!! OK?! i swear...a lot...ima a bad influence...i just reliezed that...im horrible at spelling, i
luvvvvv vietnamese food!! (im not fat) hmmmm wat else... my life sucks... and my bf is Havoc but my future husband is Travis Willingham i luv reading fanfics...especially zutara and yea...and I'm horrible at English grammar...so forgive me... n i LUV VIETNAMESE NEW YEARS!! technically chinese new years since vietnam copies china... but ANYWAYS!! NEW YEAR'S COMIN UP!! ON JANUARY 26, 27, 28!! but i have my exam on the 26 so that kinda sucks... BUT ON THE 26, ITS STUDENT APPRECIATION DAY MEANING NO UNIFORM!!

'The Nina Family': WARNING: WE DONT RLY HARM ANYONE! ITS JUST A JOKE!

Ok so my friends n i have been bestest friends for like 4 years so i said 'Whoa our little weird group is like a family!' n they agreed with me n so we decided to give ourselves positions like I'm Daddy. Also known as the Drunken Daddy and Jud Nina (Judy). I'm an alcoholic who abuses his/her (we cant figure out if i'm a boy or not) kids. I have a wife named Bill (first name i forgot... no seriously i forgot... cannot pronounce her name...) and I have 3 kids and a dog. My oldest kids are the Twins Phillip (Phillip 1) and Phillip 2. Yes we (Bill n I) actually named the youngest twin Phillip 2 they are identical twins... but in real life they're completely different n by different i mean lik one of ems white n the others asian. And the 3rd kid Jezabelle that means whore... yea she's... interesting... also my bestest n closest friend. And finally the dog, Capurnicus! He is owned by Jezabelle but in real life they actually hate each other...nah jk theyre cool xD he only belongs to her cuz one time she had cake n he rly rly rly rly wanted it so he sold his soul to her just to have cake... xD anyways he's our attack dog so yea if you got lost in this lil story ima put more info in Easy For Stupid Ppl Mode... ALSO WE'RE RLY RLY POOR! n we have a neighbor named 'The Neighbor' and she lives in a mailbox

Easy For Stupid Ppl Mode:

Jud (Judy) Nina: A drunken daddy, cant figure out if it's male or female so we say he/she, abuses his/her kids on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, Husband/Wife of Bill (Does not know her real name), always tells his/her kids to call him/her 'Daddy' no not Dad or Pops or Papa or Father, Daddy.

Bill Nina: An abusive mommy, female, abuses her kids on Sundays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays, Wife of Judy, usually tells her kids to call her 'Mommy' no not Mum or Mother or Mama, Mommy sometimes Mom though which Daddy does not like, cheats on me but i know that not a surprise but it still hurts (2 thuds over my heart) right here (does it again)

Philip (Philip 1) Nina: A teenage boy who tries to figure out if he's gay or not, Male, is abused on Mondays and Wednesdays, Son of Judy and Bill, takes care of Capurnicus more than Jezabelle does, is the favorite son of Judy... only when he/she's in a good mood or not

Phillip 2 Nina: A nerdish (rly rly rly smart), male, nobody likes him in the family, is abused Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays but we pretty much do that everyday... cuz nobody loves him, complains a lot to 'Mommy and Daddy' but we ignore him and laugh at him n threaten him, Capurnicus never listens to him, Son of Judy and Bill, Jezabelle always threatens him cuz she rly doesnt like him and yet we can't give him away... or can we? hahahah no jk jk!!

Jezabelle Nina: A slut, main source of income for the family, female, Daddy thinks there's incest in the family cuz she's flirting with evryone in the family except for Phillip 2, is abused on Sundays and Tuesdays, has a boy toy (why do we give one to her i dont know...), the main owner of Capurnicus

Capurnicus Nina: The family attack dog, always listens to everyone except Phillip 2, Male, talks in English most of the time

The Neighbor: Our neighbor, lives in a mailbox, female, nobody loves her, she babysits our (Bill n mine) kids n her payment is Keepler Elf cookies but we forget that we leave it in our house so she eats her payment for the whole month instead of for Fridays...

Favorite lines from avatar chars:
Aang: That's not what im like?! And I'm NOT A WOMAN!!
Katara: It's not like I'm a preachy cry baby who can't resist giving over emotional speeches about hope all the time...What?
Mai: Saving the jerk who dumped me.
Zuko: Yeah! And then maybe we could show him his baby pictures and all of those happy memories will make him good again!/I love you Katara! ...ok so maybe he didnt rly say that...
Actor Zuko: HONOR!! (dying) its sad but funny...
Sokka: Come on! A day at the theater? This is the wacky, time wasting nonsense ive been missing!/Hehehe made me cheerful. Ouch! Yeah, I probably deserved that...
Actor Katara: IT JUST GAVE ME SO MUCH HOPE!/She escaped...but how?
Toph: I am not Toph, I am MELONLORD!!/I dont know who this Jun lady is...BUT I LIKE HER!
King Bumi: Well, here we are, welcome to old people camp!

Favorite line of the day:
"Virginity is like a bubble. one prick and gone."

"Mmm... Mori like seashells..." -Travis Willingham

Bill: Don't you remember why you love me?
Me: Not really...
Bill: Fuck you!
Me: OH YEA! That's it...

Phillip 1: I think the 7th graders took my science book...
Bill n I: Why are you whispering?...
Phillip 1: Oh... I think the 7th graders took my science book.

My mom: Get Fat!!
Me: I'm trying!... my mom is complaining, no cross that out, nagging, on how i'm too skinny n she wants me to become fatter...

"Lady if I were to dare your kid something, it wouldn't be lame like 'Read a short story quickly!' or 'Put a live fish in your mouth!' No, mine would be like 'Go build a time machine, jerk off with it, and send it back to Hitler!!' Now THAT'S A DARE!"

Story that is in process:
All of my stories!! cept my one shot n uhh one other story... idr just go look at the info part of the story geez... makin me post this crap up for u guys...

And another story called 'Friday Night Live' its SNL Avatar style!!
I'm actually updating Behind The Scenes... yup im lik 40 done with chapter 9... yea...
1-23-09 Come back to see 'Family Reunion' my new story that will be posted... tis aboot Zuko seeing some old relatives n friends n havin a hard time joining the Avatar's gAang. tis funny and will have lots of deep lectors about love and life...that might happen...

Also sumthing that is posted up "AVATAR THE MUSICAL (CAL) (CAL) (CAL) fades out" um yea... i dont think it's gunna work out... i might just discontinue it... if sum1 wants to continue it they can... just tell me!! n u better put my name in it... then i'll update tellin evry1 to check out the continued part... if sum1 continues it that is...

Fav Song:
Ay Chico by Pitbull, You're So Damn Hot by Ok Go, Electric Feel by MGMT, Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppord