| SweetlyDesolated |
Author has written 48 stories for Maximum Ride, Greek Mythology, Twilight, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, and Modern Faerie Tales. Mmkay, go visit AirKnitter (link below)! I'm her Beta (open to help others, too) and would like you all to read Seeing Red, by her. All mistakes are from fanfiction not letting chapters be updated, I swear! Here's a Hogwarts roll-playing game, where you come up with your own character and are enrolled at Hogwarts. It's all original characters made up by the players. All that's the same is Hogwarts, and a few of the teachers. My character is Ayane Habiki, the Ravenclaw Prefect, and the link is HERE. Wondering about the Age of Consent, whether for writing or for your own purposes? Here's a useful link... Fics I'm working on: Ratings are tentative unless they are M. Sleep Stalking - Twilight parody - Bella decides to get a restraining order against Edward Cullen in return for his stalking and nightly haunts. K+ Of Nightmares and Nocturnal Musings - Harry/Lord Voldemort - Ciega Chica - What are these visions, and why is Harry seeing them? T Kind Lady- Remus/Harry/Fenrir - AirKnitter - Fenrir wants his pup back, while Remus won't leave his cub alone. M A Laughing Matter- Harry/Theodore Nott - A one-night stand as part of a new, pureblood idea has interesting consequences for Harry and his lover. M I Give Myself Freely- Harry/Viktor Krum - Stopwatch-Love - Harry's eaten by the dragon during the First Task. M His Soul in Me - Harry/Tom Riddle - The basilisk kills Harry, and he stays in limbo until the day he returns to his body. T Zero Luck - Alex Rider - KUnit never associated Alex with Cub, until they're imprisoned together. K+ Untitled - The Thief - Rewrite of the last couple chapters, and how I want it to end. T Untitled - Den of Shadows: Midnight Predator - What if Turquoise told the unsuspecting human Greg what she really did for a living? T The KISS principle - Keep It Simple, Stupid. Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. ‘FINE’ is an acronym for Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional. They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out. My homepage leads to my FictionPress page, so I'd be delighted if you went and checked out some of my original work. Yes, it is very creepy, and what is M deserves its M rating. 'Family Arguments' is also posted there. I also have a Potions and Snitches page, and my Harry/Severus stories are also posted there. The very M rated fics are posted here, The Silver Snitch, just in case. So, go there. The link is to my profile there, as well as a returning link here at FanFiction. All fics are posted on FanFiction, that above is backup. Basics about me: Names: Call me Deso (SweetlyDesolated) Gender: Female Languages: Fluent in English, learning German and Arabic Authors: Tamora Pierce; J. K. Rowling; Diane Duane; Laurell K. Hamilton; Holly Black; Anthony Horowitz; Patricia Briggs; Karen Chance; Cassandra Clare... Nature: Slytherin. There's a test on a link...here...so you can get your Hogwarts house, based on your personality. Beta: AirKnitter, 'nough said. Other Fic Info: JuliaCrucio has translated my fic 'Vinewood' into Russian!! Thank you so much! The link is here while the story is also found in my favorites. Universes: You Thought Wrong: 1. You Thought Wrong; 2. Tears for the Dead Mostly canon, with the exception of Harry's outbreak in detention. No pairings. Saving You: 1. My Hero; 2. Goodnight, Twerp AU in the case that the Dursleys are very abusive and Severus and Harry get over their differences. No pairings. Vinewood: 1. Choices; (Of Nightmares and Nocturnal Musings); 2. Vinewood; 3. Rescue; 4. Dead-Viewing Eyes; 5. Drunken Desires; 6. Quirks of Fate; 7. The Seventeenth Wish; 8. Death of Twelve The Vinewood universe is very AU; much of the plot of HPB is not present (Dumbledore doesn't die and he neglects to inform Harry of the Horcruxes, though Harry already knows from Voldemort) and DH does not occur; the war has a different ending, in favor of the 'Dark side.' Although, there is really no declared war. So far. Harry/Voldemort pairing. | |||||||||||
1. Sleep Stalking reviewsIsabella Swan, an average, clumsy, human girl, is stalked by Edward Cullen, an extraordinary, coordinated, vampire male. Bella files for a restraining order, as he gets too creepy for even her. OneshotTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete2. Choices » reviewsHarry Potter goes dark. It seems this is what everyone feared, and is thankful he never did. Or so they thought. First in the Vinewood series; begins at the Third Task, in the Graveyard. Pre-slash, slash HP/LVHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,997 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-30-10 - Published: 8-23-10 - Harry P. & Voldemort3. Know the Differences reviewsHarry James and Harrison Brien – both boys were eleven, at least which is what Minerva McGonagall thought. What with these tragedies, who is who, and why is there a family of Potters living next to the Dursley house?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-10 - Harry P. & Minerva M. - Complete4. Mostly Twitching » reviewsLocked in Azkaban for "killing" Pettigrew, Harry Potter manages to find love and how to keep a strait poker face. His jailers arrive to free him, only to come to terms with Harry, dementors, and Harry's new family. Cursing; SLASH HP/RLHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-6-10 - Published: 11-15-09 - Harry P. & Rabastan L. - Complete5. Pieces reviewsHermione was a smart girl. She was also a woman who absolutely adored puzzles. And Ron. Yes, she adored Ron too. HG/RW. psychotic!HermioneHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-30-10 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete6. An Axe for Men reviewsFinal Battle: Harry decides to end things on a good note. The battle shall be him and Voldemort alone, and they shall fight it out with minor spells. And a surprise or two. Crack!fic, character death. Not slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-20-10 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete7. Fill Me Up, Buttercup! reviewsAU HBP. While monitoring detention for McGonagall, Harry gets pleasured by trouble makers Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle. Threesome SLASH, GG/HP/VC. Warnings inside.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-20-10 - Harry P. & Vincent C. - Complete8. Emotional reviewsHermione thought she could heal the pain, heal the trouble, with a potion. It seems she was wrong. H/D, Hr/R. DrabbleHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete9. Curiosity and Satisfaction reviewsCuriosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought him back. HP/WM slash. Goes slightly with epilogue 6 years later, rather than 19 . Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-10-10 - Harry P. & Walden M. - Complete10. Fairy Godfather reviewsAU EWE. Harry should have known becoming a godfather would not be easy. Or normal. Really, he should have known. After all, nothing for Harry was easy or simple. HP/MFHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-5-10 - Harry P. & Marcus F. - Complete11. Official Secrets » reviewsRuska never imagined starting a job as a nurse in St. Dominic's would bring certain secrets into the light. Especially when those secrets were about her one-time friend Alex Rider. AR/OCAlex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-26-10 - Published: 4-8-10 - Alex R./Cub - Complete12. Heartless reviewsAU. A young boy meets an invisible girl. She follows him and is eventually revealed to be real. Features Slytherin!Harry. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-26-10 - Harry P. - Complete13. Not Just Once » reviewsPart I: During detention, 12-year-old Harry Potter comes across something frightening: a sexually starved professor. Part II: Hermione should have asked a different professor, not him. Part III: He gets them both, at one time. HP/HG/GL. Warnings inside.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-16-10 - Published: 4-9-10 - Harry P. & Gilderoy L. - Complete14. Death of Twelve reviewsNumber Twelve is a little bit obvious when it's missing from the lineup of 11 and 13. It looks like the Fidelius Charm isn't as foolproof as it seems. HP/LV. Vinewood universe, after 'The Seventeenth Wish.' Slash! Warnings inside.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-6-10 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete15. Practice Makes Perfect reviewsAU EWE. The Quidditch showers are occupied by one professor and Harry Potter. With brooms and benches, what could possibly happen? LEMON. SLASH. PWP. Warnings inside. HP/MHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-27-10 - Harry P. & Montague - Complete16. Dead Viewing Eyes reviewsHarry learns of the reason why he can't see thestrals until Cedric's death, and discovers a betrayal by a previous ally. Voldemort and Joker finally consummate their relationship. Harry's 16. HP/LV LEMON! Vinewood universe, after 'Rescue.' Warnings insideHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-14-10 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete17. Unannounced Visitations reviewsSomeone's knocking at the front door. Alex finds a remnant of his past, long since thought dead, there for closure. Oneshot.Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-14-10 - Alex R./Cub & Yassen G. - Complete18. Invisible Death » reviewsHarry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his missed seventh year and the Animagi transformation. Students no longer need to become registered, so Harry wanders about as a thestral. Who is the matching thestral in his dreams? LEMON! SLASH! DM/HPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,622 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-26-10 - Published: 9-25-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete19. Quirks of Fate reviewsHarry and Bellatrix bicker. A lot. The consequence? Their significant others get their wicked way. HP/LV SLASH! Lemon! Kinky!sex! Harry's 6th year. Vinewood universe, after 'Drunken Desires.' Warnings inside.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-25-10 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete20. Drunken Desires reviewsHarry wants to experiment with his and Voldemort's relationship. What better way than to fake being drunk to test the other man? HP/LV Slash Harry's 6th year. Vinewood universe, after 'Dead-Viewing Eyes'Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-4-10 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete21. Rescue reviewsHarry is collected from the Dursleys by someone different, not the Order. He's saved from the return to his cupboard and starvation by the people who are supposed to be killing him. HP/LV Slash. Warn: Child abuse. After 'Vinewood'Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-3-10 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete22. Jungle Cats reviewsAlex turns nineteen, and is again captured by an unknown organization. But, like usual, something else goes on in the background, that Alex happens to be part of. AR/OC SlashAlex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-2-10 - Alex R./Cub - Complete23. Restless Mornings reviewsIt's the following morning to a full moon, and Harry won't go to sleep. Fenrir needs to figure out how to resolve the young werewolf's energy so he, Fenrir, can catch up on some much needed rest. HP/FGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-12-09 - Harry P. & Fenrir G. - Complete24. Strawberries and Cream reviewsAU EWE - Harry asks a not-so-innocent question, with a result of its own that Hermione finds shocking. HG/RW, HP/DM SlashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete25. The Seventeenth Wish reviewsHarry's turning seventeen, and makes a wish on a real cake while he celebrates with Voldemort and the Death Eaters. It's his only wish to come true, and it does in the oddest manner Harry's ever met. SLASH. HP/LV Vinewood universe, after Quirks of FateHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-27-09 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete26. My Hero reviewsSeverus returns to Privet Drive to reclaim Harry, his potential son, from the monsters of the Dursley's. What he finds, and who he meets, has a great effect on him. Prequel to 'Goodnight, Twerp.' Oneshot Warning: bloodHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-14-09 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete27. Twintastic Troubles reviewsFred and George come out to their parents a few days before Christmas, along with Harry and his significant other . . . . And a few other shocking couples join the mix, too. GW/FW, BW/HP, RL/HG/SS, RW/NT, GW/SB. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-9-09 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete28. Snowballs reviewsTakes place before Winter Break, first year: Fred and George cause chaos wherever they go, especially armed with snowballs. Their target is Quirrell's turban. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-9-09 - Q. Quirrell & Voldemort - Complete29. Vinewood reviewsAfter the nightmare in the Ministry, Harry is informed of the true prophecy and he has a breakdown . . . in the arms of the Dark Lord Voldemort. HP/LV pairing. Oneshot. Slash. First in Vinewood universe.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-8-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete30. The Truth behind Using reviewsGinny uses Neville to make Harry jealous, only he's not interested. At all. AU. Yaoi; pairing NOT Harry/Neville. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-26-09 - Neville L. & Harry P. - Complete31. Goodnight, Twerp reviewsAU year 5, A night spent in the Potions Professor's rooms in the castle of Hogwarts passes quite calmly, even under the circumstances of who lives there. No Slash. One shot. Follows 'My Hero,' so read that first.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-5-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete32. Tears for the Dead reviewsSequel to 'You Thought Wrong.' After Snape's death, Harry examines the man's memories he collected from his dying mind. What happens as Harry sees what Snape did the night he confessed his abuse to the man?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-14-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete33. The Good People reviewsOneshot. After the Final Battle, Harry is hounded by reporters begging for the story of how he defeated Lord Voldemort, while Harry is grieving his own secret love, killed by one of his own. Whose love brought down the Dark Lord after all? Light Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-14-09 - Harry P. & Blaise Z. - Complete34. You Thought Wrong reviewsOnly a week into fifth year and Harry Potter botches a potion that had been covered the previous year. Severus Snape discovers a thing or two about Harry in an evening of detention. Why does nothing change for the young savior? No Slash. Warnings inside.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-7-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete35. The Scar or the Eyes reviewsOneshot. It's the wedding day of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley. It's meant to be a great time, right? But what happens when words said once upon a time don't leave Harry alone? After the Final Battle, year 2003.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-18-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete36. Love You More reviewsOneshot – Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have never been friends. What happens when they land in detention together, with overseers Pansy Parkinson and Hermione Granger? EWE. M for SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-17-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete37. Just Me reviewsOneshot. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are one secretive couple. Take a peak into the Room of Requirement one Hogsmeade Saturday and read why Draco is just Draco. Strong T for SLASH. EWE.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete38. What is THAT! » reviewsMax Ride/Twilight twist. Max and her flock have been working on defeating ITEX when they fly over a field. They land in a rainy town. Where are they? Takes place after TFW & BD. Disclaimer: I dont own MR/T, JP&SM do.Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 41,350 - Reviews: 338 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 10-5-08 - Complete39. He Winked reviewsTold from Voldemort's view on the night he learns of the Potters location, and what goes through his mind the night he goes after Harry Potter. What does young Harry know that our esteemed Dark Lord does not?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-3-09 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete40. A Distraction reviewsWhen the last few ingredients are needed to make a successful Polyjuice Potion, who better than Harry should have the idea of a way to distract Snape, than Harry? Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter. One-shot!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-09 - Harry P. - Complete41. All Alone Again reviewsRemus Lupin has very little mentioned in the way of his being a werewolf, save a few ending chapters in the third book. What does he really go through in his nights teaching at Hogwarts? OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-9-09 - Remus L. - Complete42. Changeling » reviewsBella Swan is a faerie disguised as human *Changeling*. What happens when she meets the Cullen's and knows they're vampires? Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight/Tithe ect... Claimer: I DO own Mikayla, Sonya, Kierston, and my Bella. Some characters OOCCrossover - Twilight & Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,691 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 11-28-08 - Complete43. Blind Death reviewsThis is an alternate universe from Scorpia. What were to happen if Alex went along with the organization blamed for the death of his parents and uncle by MI6? Oneshot. T for bloody scenes.Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-20-09 - Alex R./Cub & Mrs. T. Jones - Complete44. Forget Me Not's reviewsAlex is coming home late, and a surprise is waiting for him. What is it? Warning, there is a gruesome scene. ONESHOT.Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-13-09 - Alex R./Cub - Complete45. Family Arguments reviewsOneShot, what happens in our world when the Gods and Goddesses are mad with their relatives.Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-8-08 - Hades & Artemis - Complete46. Tears reviewsFang's watching Max as she suffers a brain-attack. Meet the resulting consequences. Disclaimer: I dont own MaxRide, James Patterson does. OneshotMaximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-1-08 - Fang & Max - Complete