!!!PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS "LEGEND OF ZELDA 4 LIFE"!!!

"All's well that ends well! That's right!

A winning army will not recognize defeat!

My sarcasm is in good taste

Laugh, Laugh, go forward!

I shrink away from uncivilized behavior

Both manners and tradition,

Wit is good as well

No pain, no gain!

Orders are orders!"

(Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman- England in Axis Powers Hetalia)

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SOME INFO ON MOI!

Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada, North America, Earth, Solar System, Orion's Arm, Milky Way, Universe.

Age: 16, ALMOST 17 :'D

Birth date: February 22

Gender: Female (last time I checked anyway)

Fluent in: English, French, Armenian

Experimental Languages: Spanish

Name: Call me Sabaku, or something. It was supposed to be my new penname, but it was taken, so T_T

Interests: England's ass. Oh, and video games, anime, history, fanfiction, fanart, and cosplaying.

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-Major Milestones Board:

12 Days of New Year: More than 60 reviews, 33 favs and over 10 000 hits.

Just Like Royalty: More than 160 reviews, 54 favs and over 15 000 hits.

Only in High School: More than 150 reviews, 98 favs and over 14 500 hits

My Escape: More than 340 reviews, 80 favs and over 19 900 hits.

THANK YOU FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THESE ACHIEVEMENTS :D

These entries are based on the number of hits and reviews they get.

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Current fanfics:

1- Rolling Waves

Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia

Matthew and Alfred had never actually grown out of that "explore the world" phase from their childhood. They'll learn it's not always a good thing to snoop into other people's lives, though, when they accidentally open a pocket watch haunted by a Time Demon. Eager to test his new powers out, the Demon sends them back in time to an alternate reality of... their Father's past.

So now, stuck in the past with the powers to turn back time and alternate reality, they must strive to find the pocket watch once again and make their way back home to the future before time runs out. To help them? The nastiest, meanest, cruelest pirate in the surrounding seas. Their very own father.

AT pirate story :D Not AU since Mattie, Alfred, Arthur, Francis, etc... are still countries, but in an alternate timeline (and reality, if you must xD). Story contains lots and lots of brotherly AmeriCan, some FACE, mentions of FrUK. As for warnings: Blood, death, implicit rape, violence, pirate lingo (lmfao), drama, angst.

Completion: 50/100

Posting: Posting at 60/100

2- Beautiful Nightmare

Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia

Hetalia kink meme de-anon. Kink is: USUK Sleeping in Class.

Gakuen!AU. Basically, Arthur sleeps in class because he has problems at home and overworks himself. Alfred gets him in trouble by telling on him and thinks it's funny. One day, Arthur collapses out of sheer exhaustion, and his life is revealed to Alfred. After saving him from near death, Alfred helps Arthur get back on his feet and helps him with anything he might need.

Oh yeah, and Alfred has had a long-time crush on Arthur, Arthur's insecure and lacks self-esteem, somehow they end up together and brave life's challenges together.

The pairing is USUK, rated T15+ for language, violence, verbal/psychological abuse, attempted murder, triggers, and did I mention language? No smut, though, just shounen-ai.

The original request and fill can be found on the kink meme, but I'm not gonna give you the link, you find it xD I did it so that you'd be unmotivated to find it and wait for the revamped version to come out on FFN. Because the kink meme version is somewhat... flawed.

Completion: 100/100 Currently being revamped and posted on FFN.

Posting: Every two days, if not every day.

3- History Won't Repeat Itself

Fandom: Legend of Zelda

Alright, based on Canadian history, all the way from the beginning to wherever I lose my will to write this story. Yeah... I'm very de-motivated to write this. Don't hate me, it's not my fault D:

Yeah... Currently in the "what-I'm-not-motivated-to-but-MUST-consider-writing-under-threats-from-nonexistant-fans" section of my brain.

Completion: 35/100

Posting: Absolutely no motivation for this right now. Sorry.

4-Possibly upcoming:

Hetalia oneshots (at least 10 of them. I have a lot of Hetalia plot bunnies ._.) (brainstorming)

Hetalia threeshot (first chapter 30/100 done)

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Current status

Mood right now: I'm always happy xD

Reading: USUK fanfiction

Listening to: Lovey Dovey ~ T-ara

Watching: Nothing because I've almost passed this month's bandwidth and I have to stop watching youtube ;A;

Playing: PERSONA4 EHFUIGWERIGHRJWOEJ ;w;

Eating: waaaaaay too much xD

Drinking: Earl Grey ;w;

Thinking about: Hetalia Singles Awareness Day event in Montreal on the 11th :D

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Best Authors ever, you ask? Well check my Favourite Authors list. They're all amazing.

But as for best online friends, then THAT, I can give you :D

I have a lot of people online to whom I adore talking to, but if I had to bring out the two people who have supported me most in my time of need, I'd say...

Moonlight-Zelda

and

Wavebreeze

You two are... wow. I can't thank you enough for being there for me, Neesama, Wave (: If I can do anything for ya, all you do is ask ^^ (PS: Mess with these people, and your butt is mine.)

I always love talking to people, even if I don't know them, so if you'd like to talk, all you do is send me a PM.

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Best stories? Honestly, every story on my favs list is amazing :) But if I had to bring out my style, I'd say...

I go for hurt/comfort/angst stories, mostly USUK, USCan and FrUK. I hate tragedies and main character deaths, even if it's a story of a guardian angel or a spirit or anything that has to kill a char to get on with the plot. And happy endings. I rage if the story I'm reading has no happy ending xD The FACE family makes me squee to no end, and the BTT makes me laugh. Asides that, if there are no significant OC's in the story, or a pairing that I hate, I'll read it and most probably like it C:

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YES, I WRITE FAVOURITE WITH AN 'OU' AND NOT JUST 'O'!

Favourite music: alternative, japanese anime music, Eurovision, Globus, random songs (Viva la Vida- Coldplay is the song of my life)

Favourite Video games: Legend of Zelda, Assassin's Creed, Dragon Quest, Persona4

Favourite colours: green and blue.

Favourite occupation: video games, watching anime, cosplaying, rollerskating and ice skating, writing fan fiction and sketching fanart.

I don't like:

- Legend of Zelda yaoi or shounen-ai.

- Yuri and shoujo-ai in general

- Heterosexual smut

- GrimmHime, UlquiHime, IchiHime, IchiRuki (Bleach)

- RussCan, RussAme, Framerica, straight pairings (except PruHun), and rarepairs (Hetalia)

- Heartbreaking stories that drag the angst on for too long.

- Extreme kinks such as scat, watersports, vore, necrophilia, etc.

- Rabid fangirls that hate you for shipping your OTP.

- Homophobes

-Blue cheese. Egh.

Favorite people: People who take jokes and respect you for your personality and your opinions.

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Motto: "No pain, no gain!"

Personal quote: "Keep calm and carry on."

Everyday quote: "Cause I'm awesome."

Favourite Quotes:

"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the little voice at the end of the day saying "I will try again tomorrow."" -Mary Anne Radmacher.

"Howdy, Trainer! If you don't have a single gym badge, other trainers will look down on you like you're a total noob, right?" Pokemon Diamond/Pearl, guy at the entrance of Oreburg.

"Well, his bloodstained clothes washed down the river. We don't know if that means he's dead, or just naked." Lt Hughes, Full Metal Alchemist (anime).

"Your left leg is automail too? Take your pants off, I wanna see!" A guy in chapter 17 of the FMA manga.

"Altair... How did you know I wouldn't kill you?

I didn't, Master. I just took a leap of faith." Altair and Al Mualim, Assassin's Creed.

"Ezio, you gotta find an outlet for your life... EXCEPT vaginas." Maria Auditore da Firenze, Assassin's Creed 2.

"A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain something without sacrificing something in return. But once you have overcome it and made it your own... You will gain an irreplaceable FullMetal heart." The last sentences spoken in the FMA manga.

"Grimmjow puts the SEX in SEXTA ESPADA." someone on Deviantart. Love this quote xD

"I'm awesome!" Prussia, Axis Powers Hetalia X)

"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats!" Voltaire.

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The pairing board!

The best Zelda pairing ever is LinkxZelda.

I support SoulxMaka in Soul Eater.

Bleach: I support GrimmIchi and GrimmUlqui. For straight pairings, I like NnoiNel, StarrkHali and GinRan (:

For Axis Powers Hetalia, I support AmeriCan (AmericaxCanada), USUK (AmericaxEngland), FrUK (FrancexEngland), GerIta (GermanyxN.Italy), Spamano (SpainxS.Italy).

For Hetalia sibling love, I go for AmeriCan (AmericaxCanada), Britcest (ScotlandxEngland), Germancest (GermanyxPrussia) and Italycest (S.ItalyxN.Italy)

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-And, a Pokemon RP forum on which I'm named Sabaku no Akaiame:

http://shadowsofjohto.proboards.com/index.cgi

And a Hetalia Gakuen RP forum on which I'm England... COME RP WITH ME :D

http://hetaliagakuenacademy.keuf.net/

SO REGISTER IN THESE FORUMS! THEY'RE AWESOME FORUMS!

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And some Copy Paste lines...

We Be The-Crazy-Psycho-Fangirls-Who-Find-Some-Kind-Of-Sick-Pleasure-In-Torturing-Hot-Bishies-Cuz-It's-Sexy Club! If you too have a kink for torturing sexy anime characters, join the club! Copy paste this in your profile and add your name to the list! ~Legend of Zelda 4 Life, HarajukuSushi, DecepticonDefenestrater

If you think the Twilight Princess version of Link is hot. (giggle) Copy and paste this in your profile

If you are a girl who HATES the colour pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Orihime needs to shut up and hide her face (and boobs) under a paper bag or something, copy paste this in your profile.

If you also think the bad guys would have kicked the good guys' asses long ago if it weren't for the fact that they're called BAD guys, copy paste this in your profile.

If you think Ryuzaki should have lived, copy and paste this.

If you feel religion needs to be on a different planet as far away from here as possible, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think people should stop taking fandom so seriously, copy paste this in your profile.

If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If Hetalia has helped you in history class before, copy paste this in your profile.

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Well then, not much left to say. Please enjoy yourself if you're planning on reading one of my stories, and please, leave a review no matter how old the story is. I always enjoy reading and replying to comments and critics.

With love,

-No Pain, No Gain