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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada, North America, Earth, Solar System, Orion's Arm, Milky Way, Universe.

Age: 14

Birthdate: February 22 (SO YOU CAN WISH MEH A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! =D)

Gender: Female (last time I checked anyway)

Fluent in: English, French, Armenian

Experimental Languages: Arabic, Japanese, Spanish

Relationship status: Why do you care? I'm single...

Name: Uhh... Call me... Twilight Princess, Heroine of Time, or LoZ4Life works just fine =)

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Current fanfics:

1- Eagle in his Cage

NEW FANDOM ALERT!!

This fic is for Assassin's Creed. For some reason, I felt like writing an AC fic. Don't blame me, AC is an AWESOME video game. AC2 for the win! =D

If you're played the game, the title should be enough description. Threeshot.

Completion: 33/100

Posting: Should come in a couple of weeks.

2- Assassin

Oneshot.

Inspired by the movie "Ninja Assassin" and the game "Assassin's Creed".

One night, we were alone in the world, starving and hopeless, yet free to do what we wished. The next night, I somehow complicated the situation to the point where we got surrounded by people, fed and given a bed, yet... slaves to our master's goals.

We were born free. We lived captive. We died assassins.

Completion: 50/100

Posting: currently on hiatus because of a problem with the file.

3- Dark Futures:

Original Story belongs to Rurouni12065. It was originally discontinued, but I loved the fanfic and offered to help her (him?) pick it up again. So... Me and Rurouni are co-authors until the end =D My chapters are from chapter 33 (included) to the end. I can't say much because it's not MY fanfic, but I can give you the summary and I can direct you to the story :D

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1921156/1/Dark_Futures

Summary: The hero doesn't always get the girl and live happily ever after. Sometimes, endings are bitter sweet, and reunions are rare. With a war brewing on the horizon, can the Hero of Time return to his beloved homeland and to the Princess of Destiny? DF Returns

Completion: I can't tell because it's not my story. I'd estimate about... 80/100?

Posting: About one chapter a month, or something like that. The next chapter has been written and sent for editing, so unless Rurouni is really really busy or dead, the update should come soon =)

4- Starry Starry Skies

Wow, another new fanfic? O_O Guess I'm full of ideas these days xD

This one features Link, a normal 14 year old boy who goes to a normal high school. Though he is alone in the world, family-wise and friendship-wise, and realizes he's not where he belongs. On the eve of his 15th birthday, he makes a wish that will alter his life. As a birthday present, the next day, he is kidnapped by some mysterious figures and later saved by an unusual, yet friendly bunch of people who call him a 'star'. Yet Link is not some kind of celebrity... What are they talking about?

As the adventure unfolds, he will learn of his true origins, find friends and love, travel in search of the missing colours that he needs to restore to a key, all while stopping by while avoiding the enemy's minions, learning everything he lost in the 15 years he lived as a human, and in the end, strive to find somewhere he belongs.

Here's the intro paragraph. Yes, I already wrote the intro. It's in the 3rd person's POV:

Link is a normal 14 year old teenager who goes to a normal high school. Everyday, he wakes up in a normal bed, brushes his normal teeth, eats a normal breakfast, catches a normal bus to school, goes to his normal classes, gets picked on by a normal bully, takes a normal bus home, opens the door with normal keys, does his normal homework, eats a normal supper, watches some normal TV and finally goes to sleep in his normal bed.

Yet Link is not normal.

So yea... one scene impossible to make a oneshot out of popped into my mind when I was half-asleep in the morning the other day, and this followed. Siiigh, all the things sleep can do to you xD And that's the start =3

Fic Completion: 23/100

Posting: Unknown.

5- Blades (until further notice)

Alrighty then! New fanfic timmme!! =D

Okay, so basically, lately, I've been playing this oldschool :title: game. And the plot was so amazingly awesome, I decided to convert it into a Zelda plot. Of course, the game has a unique twist that no other game has, so I decided not to steal that and change that element with something else.

So I changed :element: with Blades. Blades are like normal swords, and once you infuse them with "Glints", they become elemental Blades, each carrying a different type of magic. Hylians use them to battle each other in friendly battles to determine who amongst them is the champion of them all.

Unfortunately, two rival clans, who each have contradictory goals, appear to be meddling with a millennium-old destructive Blade power. And as Link, the hero, rises in power and rank, both teams will stop at nothing to get him on their sides while completing their goal. Only when the two destructive powers are once again awakened will they understand that they've done the wrong thing, and they'll retreat.

Who's left to clean up the mess? Why, Link, of course! =D

Anyway, you probably have question marks over your head now, so I'm gonna make a visual 'introduction to Blades' video when I post the prologue on FF. So... I'm gonna make an animation video with voices to make it easier for you guys to understand what I'm talking about xD Please keep in mind that this is NOT a video fanfic, and the animation will be made ONLY for the "Intro to the world of Blades". Unless I find an awesome scene I'd love to animate xD

Anyway, I'd like to hear from you guys. Do you think I should make the animation and post it alone, post the animation and the prologue and put it on hiatus until after Rise is finished, keep everything for after Rise, or other options? Poll is up on my profile =D Please vote!

Fic Completion: 0/100

Video Completion: 40/100

Posting: Unknown.

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Legend: in bold are the fics I RECOMMEND STRONGLY!

in italic are the okay ones...

And the simply underlined ones are a disgrace so hard, i can't believe I posted them... X(

FANFIC INFOOOOOOOOO!!

1-After the rain comes the light: Sorry, couldn't think of a better title :S Anyways, Link gets in deep trouble with Fierce Deity and Zelda has to save him. As they succeed though, the battle isn't over yet. A struggle to achieve their dreams and reach for their stars rages on as they confront the King, the people, and every single law in Hyrule... Obviously ZeLink.

2-Don't leave me...: Still can't think of a good title for this... So. Zelda's father has arranged a marriage with a certain man seeking for the throne. But as Link and Zelda start getting closer, this new evil will stop at nothing to get rid of Link once and for all. ZeLiiiiink! Best couple evah :P!

4-Ocarina of Time- The Broken Seal Of Darkness: As Link returns from his perilous quest in Termina, he is captured by Ganondorf's son. After seven long years of a torturous wait, Zelda finally helps him escape and achieve his freedom. But as evil rises once more, Link and Zelda must pull themselves together and confront this evil. As they even go as far as loosing one of their own, they will stop at nothing to find a happy ending. ZeLink!(you couldn't guess?)

3-Minish Cap-A New Beginning: As Link defeats Vaati, he has no idea that what he faced off against was a mere child possessed by an evil spirit. But as the child is left on his own, will Link believe the truth and accept him? With a new threat that arises, a past villain that is not so villainous, a possessed princess and a threatened country, Link must take care of things one step at time, even if fate doesn't agree with him or his new friend once in a while. And this time, Vaati will learn the true meaning of family. ZELIIIIIIINK!(major ZeLink, without mature themes :P) REVAMPED.

5-Ocarina of Time-A New Hero: If Link hadn't been raised in the Kokiri Forest... Would that have affected him somehow? Link is a little kid who barely survives. As he finally gets caught for his acts one day, he will meet a motherly figure and a best friend who will set things right and allow him to live his life in the right direction. But as many trials and difficulties come across his path, he will finally learn his true purpose in the world as an evil lord rises once again. A litsy-bitsy bit of ZeLink, more like friendly love, but not much. Right after the story ends, Ocarina of Time starts, so it's kinda like the prequel to OoT.

6-Reflections of the Past: This story takes place in Modern Hyrule. Zelda, Malon and Sheik are in university, living their everyday, normal lives. But three months after the start of their year, a boy their age with a dark secret will join them, slowly claiming his place among their friendship. But as Zelda and Malon discover his horrible secret, will they trust him? And if they do, they will be putting their own lives at risk... An old enemy rises again, a princess wakes the Wisdom within, a Hero rises once more and four teens will live the adventure of a lifetime... ZeLink and MalonxSheik. HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY REVAMPED!

7-Shadows of the Past: As Ganondorf creates a shadow that he sends to Hyrule to kill Link, he has no idea that he did something wrong in the making. Before he can do anything more, Link finds out about this and decides to help his alter ego. As he faces Dark Link, he slowly begins to uncover his real nature. And he keeps struggling to uncover the goodness inside of his shadow. NO YAOI, ZeLink. First chapter revamped, the rest will never be revamped.

8-Testing A Hero: Link returns from Termina, exhausted from his battle against Majora, when he finds himself in a life threatening battle. With his already weakened state of body, only the courage he possesses can help him stay alive and accomplish his goal, now that the lives of three mysterious girls also stands in his hands. Only, he does not know who or how important these girls truly are... ONESHOT, NO PAIRINGS!(well that's new...)

9-Twilight Princess-Past Life: Link is a peasant who is hired to do all the work around Ordon. Zelda is a lonely princess who sits around in her castle all day long. As they unexpectedly meet, they quickly form a lasting friendship. Yet, some people are not happy about this and will stop at nothing to get them apart. As Zelda and Link fight to stay close, they will go through a million trials and pains, whether physical or psychological pain, and they will struggle to stay close. A little ZeLink. There WAS supposed to be a sequel, but I gave up on it. In the end, Zelda gets captured by Shadow beings after giving Link as a wolf to Midna and the adventure of Twilight Princess starts. whatever.

10-Twilight Princess Randomness: Okay, so in this story, Link didn't start his adventure yet. He still lives in Ordon where life is terribly screwed up. From annoying employers to Hylian idol rejects, Ordon is a crazy village. But all will soon change when something happens at the spring and Link is implicated in it. From snapping bridges to sages lost in a world that is totally newer than their own time, Link will finally meet his destiny. Mini-prequel to Twilight Princess, though I don't feel like continuing it. But If you think I'm not too much of a disgrace to Humour/Parody writing experts, then send me a PM and I'll write the rest :) NO ZELINK IN THIS ONE! WOW!

11-He's a Pirate: Link and Tetra are both eight year olds who work on two different enemy ships. But as they fatefully meet, they will even go as far as breaking the code of piracy and putting their lives in danger to be with each other, and live up to become the greatest pirates of the four seas. Punishments and battles will be frequent in their young lives, but nothing will stop them from reaching the ultimate goal: Hyrule, get ready, because a whole new threat is coming to a sea near you :P Obviously LinkxTetra(for a change :P)

12-Oracle of Ages Manga: Link is a ten year old orphan living in the peaceful land of Labyrennu. But when a great evil tries to resurrect, sending its servants to dispose of him, Link must travel to the past to save not only himself from certain death, but also save Labyrennu's past, as well as its future... Now, accompanied by a good friend, he will use the Harp of Time to transport to the past, save Labyrennu, and on the way there... meet someone very familiar... My Oracle of Ages novelization, with a lot of twists and a surprise ending leading to the start of a sequel!!

13-Past, Present, Future: WARNING! FICTION CONTAINS A LITTLE TORTURE AND BLOOD! Rated T for battle. The sequel to He's A Pirate. Link and Tetra are now 18 years old, and they are officially in looove! But when things go wrong for Link and Tetra, rulers of the Four Seas, their past will be revealed, their present will be altered, and their future will be set. Now, they must work together once again to save the land from a manipulative evil that will stop at nothing to gain complete control... LinkxTetra!! IT'S FINALLY FINISHED!!

14-Link plus Girls equals ERROR!: Eh... Just a small humour fic where I pair up different Links with the craziest and most random girls around :D Will the Links finally get their happy ending? Not likely... Oh well! Read to find out! Rated T for indirect minor reference to mature themes(which means they are not mentioned, but some passages could make someone think of it...) READ AND REVIEW!

15- This Cliff...: Ok... Oneshot Angst, and I have no idea why O.O I'm usually cheerful... I don't know what took me to write an angsty fic, but that's the way life works... Oh well...Link has saved Hyrule, but Zelda loves someone else. And he is persuaded that she will never love him. Leaving his tears, his pain, his country behind, he stepped over the edge of the cliff and sank into sweet, engulfing darkness...

16-A day with you: My little experiment on 1st person's POV. Zelda decides to sneak out of the castle and meets Link, an orphan with a sad life, as she discovers. Getting him to open up to her, she spends a day with him. But as we all know, the night is more dangerous than the day, and they'll both learn that the hard way. Oneshot, Friendship/Angst, the weirdest categories put together, but they work, for some reason. Second exercise on angsty writing, review to tell me how much I suck or how much I'm getting better, kay? THANK YOU!

17-Between the Two: Sequel to Past, Present, Future. Link and Tetra are now in full relationship, along with Linebeck and Jolene. Though, the arrival of a new evil will rip the couples apart as they desperately race against time to save Hyrule once more, from a far more dangerous evil this time. Dimensions will be crossed, lives will be lost, maidens will be saved, temples will be purged, courage will be tested, wisdom will be used, but in the end, nothing can keep the two couples apart as they work together to get back to each other. Cheesy summary, I know, but it'll do. I think you got the point anyways XD Oh my GAWSH! It's FINALLY FINISHED! DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!! I ish teh happeh now xD CHAPTER 14 IS THE AWESOMEST CHAPTER EVER! If you won't read the story, just read THAT chapter only.

18-12 Days of New Year: My Christmas fic. There are twelve days until New Year. Twelve days, twelve chances that Zelda has to convince her father that link isn't a worthless commoner. But, with all the attempts on her life by mysterious murderers, and the feelings she keeps secret from Link, her dad's stubbornness and Link's secret crush on her (which she does not know of), the dare is a bit harder than expected... Rated T for battle and blood, ZeLink, as usual, as if you'll see anything else anyways XD. And the first fic where I had more than 50 reviews :O WOW! (Imma loser XD) YOU MUST TOTALLY READ THIS!

19- Just Like Royalty: EEP! MY (second) AWESOMEST FIC EVVER! YOU MUST READ IT, OR LOSE YOUR SOCIAL LIFE! XD Just kidding X) Summary:

Okay, so I have the throne of Hyrule for 14 days. But with crazy friends, evil ministers, hot servants, incessant mood swings, mind-readers, regular attempts on my life and my stressful position, I don't think I'll survive until Midna comes back... ZeLink. So basically, it's Midna who's getting married and is leaving the Throne of Hyrule to Zelda. Though with everything in her new life, it's going to be a bit more than just easy to keep sane. MY BEST FIC EVER! IT GOT MORE THAN 100 REVIEWS OMIGAAAAWD! Please Read and review :) It is totally better than the summary, at least XD

20- Only in High School: MY BESTEST FANFIC EVER! =D

Whoa, another one of these? Jee, I can't control my sudden urge to write chaptered fics O_o Basically the same thing as JLR and 12DoNY :D This time, it's Link, who's moving into a new school. There, he will make new friends and enemies, find romance, get pounded by bullies (ouch X/), get the bullies back, an all. So basically, it's that. Another modern Hyrule AND ANOTHER ZELINK! XD Summary: One awesome school, two crazy friends, one hot girl, one bully, one new kid, new classes, one week, a dangerous uncle, fun outings and one weird principal all add up to one huge disaster of a school week. Holy crap, I won't survive. Modern Hyrule, AU, ZeLink.

21- The Puppet: Sounds like a horror movie, doesn't it? XD Not much to reveal here. Dark Link centered fic, DEFINETELY NOT YAOI! and a bit resemblant to DL's character in Shadows of the Past (my oldest story XD) Oneshot. I also has fanart XD. Warning: Dark and angsty fic, so don't expect too much XD.

So basically, Ganondorf uses Dark Link carelessly for his own purposes while Link's doppleganger is beaten, used, controlled, broken and oppressed. But when the seal on his curse is broken, he'll taste his momentary freedom. But when the puppet-master falls, so does the puppet...I know I won't get many reviews because most of the Zelda community is a yaoi fan XD So I don't really care ; If you don't like yaoi and enjoy a little gore (what is WRONG with me??) then please read and review :D OoT :)

22- Lips of an Angel: Basically inspired by Wavebreeze's sonfic, go check her out, it's called "She will be loved". So it's a songfic on Lips of An Angel, and I have no idea who's the artist cuz I heard it on DDR: Hottest Party (THE GAME SERIOUSLY KICKS ASS!) So yeah, I was inspired to write a cute fluffy ZeLink oneshot X3 So basically, Link always gets caught by girls who think only about his looks. And Zelda always gets caught with backstabbing guys. But no matter what happens, they're always there to help each other. Why won't they ever move on and be MORE than just friends? Summary: Am I nothing but a tool to all the girls I've dated? What about Zelda? Will she use me as well? After ten years of a long wait, here I am, ready to find the answer out myself. Link's POV.

23- What If...?: What if Link fell in love with Zelda? But what if he thought that she had someone else? What if he couldn't sleep at night? What if he kept thinking of her? What if one day, he tried confessing? What if Zelda laughed at him? What if everything fell apart? What if... he was shattered...? Oneshot Poem, Angst/Romance/Hurt/Comfort/Poetry, Link's POV, Rated T because I don't like rating my fic lower than T xD No, whatever, consider it as K. Blah, I HATE RATING FICS K! Whatever. ZeLink :D That's new xD Whatever, just read and review please, it'll just take a moment of your time ;3 It's really short, about 600 words O_o

24- It Wasn't Your Fault...: Summary: He said it wasn't my fault... But that scream... When he died... It sounded so human... Those eyes... When he passed away... That last pleading look... They'll never stop haunting me... DL fic, NOT YAOI! Link's POV, Rated T for battle, OoT Water Temple. So anyway, it's what I felt when I played through the Water Temple in OoT. At the last moment, Dark Link screamed, and the scream sounded so HUMAN, I had to make a oneshot about it O_o Damn me and my excessive imagination xD The damn scream actually gave me nightmares that night xD

25- Stuck in a Snowstorm: It's 20 degrees (Celsius) outside here in Montreal, and I suddenly have the urge to write a snowy themed fic. Yep, something's definitely screwed up here xD Anyway, Link takes Zelda on a skiing trip. Though none of them can suspect that their innocent fun will turn out to be the adventure of a lifetime. Stuck in a cavern, blocked off by an avalanche, all following a huge snowstorm, their feelings will finally be revealed. Struggling together through the cold and the thought that no one might ever rescue them, will the heat of their love keep them together, or will it doom them forever...? Obvious answer to that xD Here's the summary for ya: Here I am, trapped with the love of my life, who doesn’t even KNOW that he’s the love of my life, in a cold cavern with limited supplies, no way out, in a perfect terrain for an avalanche, lost in the wilderness. This... is... AWESOME! ZeLink Oneshot

26- Full Moon: Second attempt at a songfic. Very short. This one is a song by Sonata Arctica, from their album Ecliptica. I dunno, the song just inspired a lot into me =D So... Like the song's lyrics suggest, it's about a dude who turns into a werewolf every full moon and this time, he eats his lover's guts out... No, Link isn't gonna eat Zelda's guts out xD I changed that part... Made an internal battle of some sort... Summary: It'll all collapse tonight. The full moon is here again. Hunted by his own. Again he feels the moon rising on the sky. She should not lock the open door. Full moon is on the sky and he's not a man anymore. Songfic "Full Moon". ZeLink. Link to a LoZ: MM video with this song =) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijsyqzZ7MwY

27- Rise: Sequel to JLR. Labyrennu has now declared war over Hyrule. And the new Queen and Prince have to put up with it... Yes, Link does leave for war... But will Zelda sit still...? A dramatic tale of violence, hate, cruelty, passion, hope, faith, seperation, discrimination, brotherhood, friendship, reunion... and love... Whenever, wherever, a Hero shall Rise to stop you... Summary: "Sequel to JLR. Five years later after Midna gives Zelda the Throne, Labyrennu decides to attack Hyrule. A war erupts. A tyrant takes place. One rising woman. Two captured men. Three rebels in the dark. Four words spoken: "We Rise or Fall." ZxL, SxT." Inspired by the song "Rise" by Origa, the opening theme for Ghost in the Shell TV.

28- Twilight Princess 4Kids: Short humour Two-shot. Please Read and Review! 4Kids is tired of ruining TV Shows, so they've moved onto video games. Their first target: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. There will be some drastic changes, and a new theme song... What do you think?

29- Livin On A Prayer: It's the Hylian Revolution time period, and life is never easy for low-classed couples like Link and Zelda. Strikes, low pays, bad work and life conditions, poverty, job losses... What else would you expect? What would you give to save yourself if you were met with those factors? If juggling a lie and a job, which would you drop first? We've got to hold on to what we've got. It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not. We've got each other, and that's a lot. For love, we'll give it a shot. Take my hand, we'll make it I swear... You live for the fight when it's all that you've got... We're halfway there... Livin on a Prayer. Rated T15+ idealy, for some disturbing subjects that could not be appropriate for younger people.

30- The Real Meaning Behind It: Thanksgiving fic. Pretty and smart, high-classed and popular, the name's Zelda Harkinian. Prep and snob, haughty and bitchy, she's Midna Twilit. Sexy and wise, tragic and outcast, he's Link Gaiden. Something links all three of us, yet none of us know it. On Thanksgiving night, I finally learn what happened between us, and why I can't take my eyes off of Link. If I were thankful for just one thing, I'd be thankful for my comfortable life. If Midna could be thankful for one thing, she'd be thankful for her private amusement park. If Link were thankful for just one thing, he'd be thankful for... I always thought Thanksgiving was just about hogging turkey on a three-day long weekend. Guess I was wrong. After tonight, I, Zelda Harkinian, will have something to be thankful for... forever. ZeLink, Rated T... FYI, Canadian Thanksgiving was on Monday.

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Current status

Mood right now: Somewhat surprised. I was watching the AC2 walkthrough, and I don't think my dad will let me have it if he saw O_o

Reading: Count of Monte- Crisco (in french though, and it's a crappy book, and I'm failing my comprehension exercices O_o)

Listening to: Grip! ~ 4th Inuyasha Opening

Watching: Assassin's Creed 2 Launch Trailer (EPIIIIIIIC!!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R20-MOOZPpY

Eating: Nothing, not hungry.

Drinking: I'm 14, it's illegal to drink xD

Thinking about: Poussin, the codename given to arguably the cutest eigth grader in the world.

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Best Authors ever, you ask? Well check my Favourite Authors list. They're all amazing.

But as for best online friends, then THAT, I can give you :D

They're in the order in which I met them -_- Well... 'met'... I have no idea who they are XD

1- Moonlight-Zelda

2-boatsandhoes

3- Wavebreeze

4-Goddess of Jewel

5- Empty hole that will never be filled again.

6- Ljjpz1

I always love talking to people, even if I don't know them, so if you'd like to talk, all you do is send me a PM.

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Best stories? Honestly, every story on my favs list is amazing :) But if I had to bring out my Top Three, I'd say these three :)

1- Dark Futures (Rurouni 12065) (Legend of Zelda)

2- Legend of Zelda: The Return (Rose Zemlya) (Legend of Zelda)

3- The Despised Ones (xXxnightshadexXx) (Full Metal Alchemist)

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FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M WEIRD CUZ I'M A GIRL PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, THEN YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID!(who says girls can't play video games? :P)

PERSONAL FAVS!

Favourite music: Linkin park, Breaking Benjamin, Nightwish, Evanescence, DDR, Sonata Arctica, My Chemical Romance, and other random songs I like (Hare Hare Yukai, Ready Steady Go, Cirno's Perfect Math Class, Naraku no Hana, Higurashi no Naku, End of Hatsune Miku, Lucky Star, Motteke! Sailor Fuku, Sexy Boy, Cendrillon, Unbreakable, Malchik Gay, I Am, Owarinai Yume, Grip!, Second Chance and more)

Favourite Video game: LEGEND OF ZELDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Favourite colour: green!!

Favourite occupation: PLAYING VIDEO GAMES! (I rock at everything: Legend of Zelda, Guitar Hero, Rockband, Dance Dance Revolution, SSBB, Sonic Adventure Battle 2, Shadow the Hedgehog, Super Mario, Star Fox, Pokemon, Fire Emblem and more xD) writing fanfictions (I'm currently into Zelda only... might get into Full Metal Alchemist and Assassin's Creed fics later on... maybe...), watching anime (FullMetal Alchemist, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Chrono Crusade, Inuyasha) and drawing Legend of Zelda fanart (visit my DA at www.crazy-about-loz.deviantart.com)

Favourite Zelda Characters: Link! Zelda, Vaati, Sheik, Nabooru, Darunia, Impa, Ezlo, Four Swords Link, Dark Link/Shadow Link, Romani, etc etc etc...(all other characters who aren't on my Hated characters list...)

Hated Zelda Characters: MIDNA!! (SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! =D (c) South Park), Ilia (Sorry, I'm allergic to MarySues), Malon, Ruto, Navi, Zant, Saria, virtually all the girls other than Zelda that Link could be paired up with.

Favourite Anime Characters

(Chrono Crusade): CHRONO!, Rosette, Sister Kate, Father Remington, Sheda, Azmaria, Satella

(Inuyasha): INUYASHA!, SESSHOMARU!, NARAKU!, Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Kagome, Shippo, Sango, Miroku, Rin, Kagura, Hiten

(Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni): Rena, Mion, Shion, Rika, Akasaka, Young Takano, Yukie, Akane

(Full Metal Alchemist): EDWAAAAAAAARD ELRIIIIIIIC!! Colonel Roy Mustang, Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye, Scar, Lieutenant Maria Ross, Lt Colonel Maes Hughes, Winry, Izumi, Greed, Lust, Gluttony, Envy, Ran Fan, Trisha

HATED VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS!!: Malon, Ruto, Navi, Tatl, Ilia, Midna and of course, let's give great credit to the evil lord of pigs himself, Ganondorf!!

HATED ANIME CHARACTERS

(Chrono Crusade): AION!, All of Aion's buddies... except Sheda, she's cool :), Joshua and Mary Magdalene

(Inuyasha): KIKYOU! (BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BIITCH YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED IN YOUR GRAVE, EVERYONE WOULD'VE BEEN MUCH HAPPIER!! ESPECIALLY ME, KAGOMEXINUYASHA FOREVER, YOU SHOULD'VE JUST DROPPED DEAD AND STAYED THAT WAY! >X( BITCH!), Kouga, Renkotsu, Mukotsu, Suikotsu, Ginkotsu.

(Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni): Keiichi, Oiishi, Satoko, Satoshi, Tomitake, Miyuki, Older Takano, Onibaba

(Full Metal Alchemist): Alphonse, Nina, Tucker, Major Armstrong, Wrath, Pride, Dante, Hoenheim, Sloth, Rin Yao, Mei Lung.

Favourite actors: Josh Ouhamel, Kenny Wormald, Shia Laboeuf, Johnny Depp =D

MOST HATED CONCEPT EVER!!: YAOI/YURI!! How could people actually think of that stuff? It's disgusting, weird, and just plain WRONG!! Ugh makes me wanna throw up...:gonna get sick:

Favourite type of people: people who like Legend of Zelda, ZeLinkers, people who can take jokes, people who know how to have fun, people who read my fanfics, and most of all, PEOPLE WHO MAKE REVIEWS ON MY FANFICS!

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Favourite Personal Stories:

The stories I wrote that I'm really proud of:

1- Only in High School

2-Just Like Royalty

3- Between the Two (originally, it was 12DoNY, but chapter 14 for this fic is so amazingly awesome, it came up in my estime ;P)

Favourite Personal Oneshots:

The oneshots I wrote that I'm really proud of:

1- The Puppet

2- Stuck in a Snowstorm

3- It wasn't your fault

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Personal quote: "Does this face look like it gives a damn?" and "Life is made to have fun, so get out there and kick some ass"

Everyday quote: LEGEND OF ZELDA FOR LIFE!

Favourite quote (LoZ): Blades will bleed,

Shields will shatter...

But as the light fades...

Will the Hero rise again?

Or will darkness reign...

...The Legend Returns...

Favourite Quotes (Others):

"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the little voice at the end of the day saying "I will try again tomorrow."" -Mary Anne Radmacher. What an awesome quote :OO

"If one of us is in chains, none of us are free. If one of us succeeds, all of us are victorious." -some guy in Mortal Combat: Shaolin Monks... I don't play MC, I just heard it when I was watching my cousin play.

"My honour... my dreams... They're yours now..." -Zack Fair, Final Fantasy: Crisis Core. Omg, I cried when Zack died, and Cloud was screaming and crying D'X

"I am the wind. Someday, I will be free..." Kagura from Inuyasha.

"It's just you and me, Megatron.

No, it's just me, Optimus." Transformers 1- The battle between Megatron and Optimus Prime =3

"Is that a naked man in the barn?

Yep." X-Men Origins: Wolverine, the old man and lady who see Logan run naked into their barn =P

"Oh look, I can see your spine! I never knew you had one!" X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Victor, when he kills that black guy who can disappear and reappear.

"Howdy, Trainer! If you don't have a single gym badge, other trainers will look down on you like you're a total noob, right?" Pokemon Diamond/Pearl, guy at the entrance of Oreburg.

"Isn't that just great. Getting owned by some kid." Team Galactic Grunt, Pokemon Diamond/Pearl, front of the Valley Windworks factory.

"Well, his bloodstained clothes washed down the river. We don't know if that means he's dead, or just naked." Lt Hughes, Full Metal Alchemist (anime).

"Your left leg is automail too? Take your pants off, I wanna see!" A guy in chapter 17 of the FMA manga. Hooray for pantless Edwards =D

"WTF?!" Edward in the FMA Manga, chapter 17.

"Grr, you bastards, that's the third time I died!" Envy, Fullmetal Alchemist Chapter 38

"Link: Hey, in the next game I'll have a train... I'll make sure to run Midna over!" Flygx, and author on this site, in one of our PMs.

"Altair... How did you know I wouldn't kill you?

I didn't, Master. I just took a leap of faith." Altair and Al Mualim, Assassin's Creed.

Weirdest saying that anyone has told me:

Me: Who's your favourite SSBB player? Mine is Link! Legend of Zelda is the best video game on Earth, it kicks EVERYONE'S ass out there :D You know when you attack, there kinda like this fake blood that oozes out? And when you die, it--

Guy: ... You're a boy... O_o

Me: ... Is that a compliment...? O_o

BEST KICKASS SAYING EVER!:

Call me a LoZer!

LoZer (pronounced: el-oh-zee-er)- noun

1. one who has played any of the Nintendo Legend of Zelda video games and enjoys discussing said games with fellow LoZers at various online forums.
2. a kick ass gamer who travels the world of Hyrule in order to save all from impending doom.

Most intelligent thing I've ever said (not true, I'm not a complete retard after all xD)

Me: Life is like a cookie. It doesn't last long, but enjoy it while it's still there. :eats cookie: Can I has another cookie now?

Dad: Nope. You said it yourself, life is like a cookie. You can't get another shot at life, so no second cookie for you, missy >:)

The quote that applies best to my life:

Me: WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK WITH THE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T TAKE JOKES!? :starts crying:

The best collab quote I've made:

Me and Ljjpz1: Yey, Pokemanzz.

Current MSN nickname:

ICHIBAN KAWAI VIDEO EVER! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4iKSIlwVZM&feature=related ~ ARBRASKA WITH KIM! (L)

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The best pairings ever are LINKXZELDA 4EVAH!, LinkxTetra in my OCEAN trilogy, cause Tetra is a part of Zelda. So technically, it's ZeLink again =P

TOTAL RANDOMNESS!:

Link is hot!!

-For more information and other cool stuff, visit my site at:

www.leendofzeldafan.piczo.com

-And, some forums on which I'm named Twilight Princess:

http://www.phpbbserver.com/phpbb/index.php?mforum=pprp

SO REGISTER IN THE FORUMS! THEY'RE AWESOME FORUMS! REGISTER REGISTER REGISTER!(I'm annoying, aren't I... :P)

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And some Copy Paste lines...

If you think the Twilight Princess version of Link is hot. (giggle) Copy and paste this in your profile

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)

If you are a girl who HATES the colour pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a complete fan to the Legend of Zelda series/ or / Twilight Princess, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you're THE The Legend of Zelda fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

Have you ever read a Legend of Zelda manga? I HAVE! Copy & paste this into your profile if you totally love LoZ mangas!

If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

Yaoi/yuri isn't fandom, it's perversion. STOP CHARACTER ABUSE! Copy paste this into your profile if you agree.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers!'

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a South Australian SAPSASA(south australian primary school ameatur sports assoiation) jumper
Dry warm Iron
Do not Iron
(...wtf?)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: contents may be hot
(Well I hope my coffee's hot)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
May contain traces of nuts
(Gods, then what is actually in it!?)

7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

ANYWAYS, READ, ENJOY(or hate, it's your choice :P), AND DON'T FORGET TO REVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!! =D