Status

5th August 09: Yo, people, I'm at Guide Camp until the 9th, so that means no updates until then! VOTE ON MY POLL, PLEASE!

1st July 09: Quote of the month: "Well, I had this stupid idea of what would happen if my kid asked me where babies come from. My reply would totally be, "Go read some fanfics, honey." ~ Kitty, or KiwiCurry on here.

25th May 09: Quote of the week: "One, two, three, kick it. Kick it, come on. God damnit. God, Kyle!" ~ Cheshire Puss, an outtake from American McGee's Alice. LMFAOROFL.

17th May 09: CHARIS, YOU PWN ALL, CUZ SHE DREW ME FANART! http://lamb--ox.deviantart.com/art/PrideEd-122788734

29th April 09: I know the pic on my avatar isn't mine; full credit goes to Charis, who gave me permission to use it. Thank you!

13th April 09: http://thespiritrealm.deviantart.com/ I HAVE DA, WITH ART! GO LOOK!

Demons of Alchemy: Hiatus until I get more reviews

About Viki

Name: Viki

Real Name: Victoria. I will not answer if you call me that.

Nicknames: The Spirit Alchemist, Spirit, Vickster, Neko and Spirit Cat. I'll answer to all of em, so take your pick.

Age: 15

Hair colour: Brown, curly, short. It looks fairly good when straightened.

Eyes: Green, ring of brown round the pupil. They also don't work. I'm incredibly short sighted.

Height: 5'5. Taller than Ed!

Star Sign: Aquarius

Birthday: February 11th, 1994

Likes: Lemons, chocolate, anime, manga, Neopets, computers, the Internet, my friends, cats, books, Bebo stickerz, Halloween, dark, gothic things and random things. Like snails.

Dislikes: Stupid people who have such a low I.Q they find summarizing a textbook hard, idiots, religion, yaoi/yuri, Pokemon, my birthday, R.S lessons, pink, people like Paris Hilton, teachers and parents who intefere with my life, and the people who came up with ShadAmy.

About me: Okay, first off, I'm an aspiring writer, so this is practice. Anime, manga, Neopets and Fruits Basket are my drugs, and I worship whoever invented the Internet. I am an atheist. Nothing will ever change that. I stopped believing in God a long time ago. Secondly, I have a rather odd personality. Some days, I'm the most social person on the planet, others, I'm an anti social weirdo. My I-Pod is my best friend, I live in my own world, and music, anime and my own mind are the things that saved me from complete and utter misery.

Yeah, I'm strange. If you don't like angst, leave my profile. I don't write happy things.

Important links to get to know me:
Bebo: http://www.bebo.com/TakingTeaInDreamland
Neopets: http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=the_spirit_realm
Freewebs account for my OC's: http://www.freewebs.com/vikiofthespiritrealm/
And this is completely unrelated, but the link for the "American Mcgee's Alice" gameplay trailer: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IzsuJhyq_jE

Copy and paste it's!

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, and you're getting tired of the people who are, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

More than 85 percent of teenage kids LOVE Zac Efron and Co. If you are part of the 15 that doesn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your entire grade has played Pokemon once, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke is more than just a little bonkers, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Naruto" means 'fish cake'. If you didn't know that before, copy and paste this into your profile to spread the word!

If you think that Fullmetal Alchemist would be even better if it wasn't so religious, copy and paste this into your profile

Who thinks that J.K. Rowling went off the deep end after finishing her last book? I DO!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. SHE KILLED FRED, AND DIDN'T PAIR UP RON AND LUNA!

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, MIt-chan007, Ni-chan,vampgirl8, Kactus Wren,TheNightShadow4, The Spirit Alchemist

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your tail off.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile! (Not for leaving her, I just wanna hit him in general)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Michi-Baka, Neji's fangirl, Yukisgirlfriend, Jinzouningen, Aly Uzumaki, SkywardShadow, Kikuji-chan, Kuma the wolf alchemist, The Spirit Alchemist

If you are insane and love it, copy and paste this into your profile.The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.(24/7, exceptions are eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, or ignoring my parents yelling at me to get off of the computer)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

Fave pairings:
Zutara (my main reason for this? Katara's pretty, and she deserves a fricking hot boyfriend, and Zuko fits that criteria perfectly. THEY'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!)
Tokka (if you can't see the compatibility between these two, i'll hit you)
AangxMai (that weird little girl from the Aunt Wu episode)
NaruHina (they're so different, it's hilarious, and I love the fact she faints everytime Naruto comes within 50 metres. He'll open his eyes someday)
SakuraxRock Lee (it's sweet the way he tries to defend her honour XD)
ShikaTema (nothing to say about this but it's fricking hilarious)
RougexShadow (only girl cool enough to date him. Rouge PWNS)
RougexKnuckles (so funny XDD)
Royai (LOL)
YukixHaru: (Not normally a yaoi supporter, but they're so sweet together)

Despised pairings:
SasuSaku (that's about as likely to happen as me getting an A in maths)
NaruSaku (she treats poor Naruto like scum, and though he's an idiot, he deserves someone who'll appreciate him)
NejiHina (they're cousins for God's sake)
Maiko (Mai's boring. Zuko's hot. So it doesn't work)
Kataang (Aang's just a dumb kid, and Katara just looks a hell of a lot cooler with Zuko)
Sukka (why go out with Suki when there's a stunningly pretty blind girl around that CLEARLY likes you)
EdxWin (Winry irritates me so much, I just want to hit her with her own damned wrench)
EdxRose (don't get me started on religion. I thought it was the "Oh this all-powerful preacher'll bring my beloved Kain back," crap was pathetic, and she BELIEVED it?!)

EdxNoa (go belong somewhere else, girl T_T)
RoyEd, EdxEnvy, EnvyxPride Ed and Elricest (for the love of God...where do people come up with this stuff?!)
SonicxAmy: (I pity poor Sonic)
TohruxYuki OR TohruxKyo (Tohru REALLY pisses me off X_X)
KyoxYuki: (Just don't think that they'd go together well)

AND THE WORST ONE OF THEM ALL...

SHADAMY! SHADAMY IS:
1. NOT CANON
2. TOTALLY WRONG
3. AND CRAPPY!

Favourite characters

FMA

Envy: Who doesn't love a gender confused palm tree? Best character ever XD

Ed: Still not as good as Envy, but hey, still as funny as hell.

Anime Wrath: So. Freaking. Cute. 8D

If BBI Pride!Ed counts, see above reason why XD

Naruto

Neji: The, "I'm better than everyone else," genius with cool hair. What's not to love?

Shikamaru: "Troublesome," is an awesome catchphrase.

Gaara: Yay for insane people!

Avatar

Zuko: Best male character once he cut off the ponytail

Sokka: It's virtually impossible to hate him

Toph: A girl that can stand up for herself?! NO WAY! Awesome in my book.

And we shall just say that ALL of the Hell Girl cast are amazing, apart from Yuzuki. I don't like her.

Quotes!
"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay." -Timmy Turner, Fairly Odd Parents

Aang: -to Mei after she's given him the book- "How did you know where to find me?"
Mei: "Umm...I've kind of been stalking you..."- Avatar

"Patience is a virtue that I threw away three years ago,"- my best friend Joe whilst waiting for his X-Box 360 to be delivered

Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way... if you really want to know, he went that way.
Alice: (looks both ways before replying) Who did?
Cheshire Cat: The white rabbit.
Alice: (excitedly) He did?
Cheshire Cat: Did what?
Alice: Go that way.
Cheshire Cat: Who did?
Alice: (getting upset) The white rabbit!
Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?
Alice: (exasperated) But didn't you just say... I mean... oh dear...
Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?
-Alice in Wonderland

''Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.''~ unknown

''Don't get mad; get sadistic.''~ unknown

''Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?''~ unknown

''Common sense is the enemy of comedy.''~ unknown

''Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.''~ unknown

''They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.''~ unknown

''There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.''

''I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die''

''I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away."

"I have superhero powers...I just don't wanna show you!~ some Bebo Sticker

''You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.''

''Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.''

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking."

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schulz

"Monday is a lame way to spend one-seventh of your life." -Anonymous

"Life is too important to take seriously." -Oscar Wilde

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

No, I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."-Jeff Valdez

"Leave your intelligence at the door, come be stupid"- Travis Willingham (voice of Roy Mustang)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

"YEAH! I DID IT! BELIVE IT! Oops, wrong anime, but still"- Jaden Yuki (Yu-gi-oh GX Abridged)

"Everyone here is mad. I'm mad, you're mad. It's only by chance and careful planning that you're not."
"How do you know I'm mad?"
"Because you're here, and everyone here is mad!" -Cheshire Cat and Alice (Alice In Wonderland)

"'The time has come,' said the Walrus, 'To talk of simpler things. Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax. Of cabbages and kings.'" -Walrus (Alice In Wonderland)

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a hare in my soup!"
"Is it blond? We're missing a Waitress!" -March Hare and Mad Hatter (Alice In Wonderland)

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"Sometimes its hell trying to get to heaven,"- Undertaker

"Over the bridge and through the hills...where are we going again?"- Billy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"It is not enough to succeed; others must fail."- Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

-to Billy's mum- "I'm the Grim Reaper, lady, not the "Happy Merry Sunshine Reaper." - Grim, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

-in reference to the above quote- "I was just like, think like an annoying, riddle speaking cat,"~ CleverPheonix

"I feel like a ninja unicorn, Jill. I feel like a ninja unicorn." - some random guy on Total Wipeout USA

"I DON'T WANNA BE A FREAKIN' AIRBENDER!" - me whilst discussing the unfortunate fact that Aquaris' element is air.

"OBAMA IS WATCHING YOU, KITTY!" ~ Kashi. She's awesome.

The chesire grinned, amused and ready to irritate.

"That would be me. Normally, what goes up, muct come down, but sometimes I beg to disagree. What do you think?"~ CleverPheonix

"Life sucks. And then you die"- Jacob Black

"You have two good legs, get up and use them"- Edward Elric

Ranma: (asking about the play Romeo and Juliet) So uhh... what can you tell me about this "Romeo" guy?
Genma: He's from the planet Krypton.
Akane: We're doomed...
-Ranma 1/2

referring to my "Envy Phone," picture: "I love how he's like, "This is mah evil smirk. Now get me some damn pizza. IT'S SO TRUE. YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING!"

"WITH AI AS THE PIZZA DELIEVERY GIRL!"~ me and the one and only Kitty.

"Look, it's happy Zuko!" -points at screen-~ me whilst watching "American Dragon," with my little brother.

-whilst in town, Stuart hits Holly-
Holly: "Viki, tell Stuart to stop hitting me!"
Me: "Don't hit Holly, Stuart."
Holly: -mutters under breath- "I'll get Hell Girl on you!"
Stuart: -blinks- "Did you just say you'll get Hell Girl on me?"
Holly: "Yeah, we'll get Ai on you!"

That was fun 8D

"My dad is suggesting I draw Obama descending from the clouds like Jesus. 8D WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?"~ Kitty, telling me about her "Current Events," comic for h/w. I just cracked up.

""Sun-kissed" reminds me of those orange Crush drinks, so yeah, I hate that word too. 8D..." which then led to...

"PRIDE'S HAIR, AS WONDERFUL AS A CUP OF ORANGE CRUSH SODA, FLOWED IN THE BREEZE~" Kitty. I was asking her for a word to describe Pride's hair colour apart from the word "sun kissed," which I hate.