Flaming Orange Rose -x

I've read so many fanfics, but it's quite hard to write something original that's actually any good as a story.

TO ALL THE IT MAY CONCERN: IF YOU ARE GOING TO LONDON EXPO THIS YEAR - MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU THERE. I'LL BE THE ONE WITH THE ORANGE ROSE AND LOLITA COSPLAY - HOPEFULLY ICHIGO BANKAI LOLITA COSPLAY, IF I HAVE ENOUGH TIME!

Stories Posted

Ouran High School Host Club

It's Cold - A KyoKao One-Shot - Completed

In the Third Music Room - A One-Shot about perceptons of the Hosts -Completed

Naruto

Team Jinchuuriki - A Narusasunaru multi-chapter - In Progress/ On Hiatus

Heartbreaker - A Sasunaru One-Shot, bit of a songficlet - Completed

Say My Name - A Sasunaru One-Shot - Completed

Love of a Name - A Sasunaru One-Shot - Completed

Bleach

Baring Your Colours - A Grimmichi multi-chapter YAY - In Progress - Chapter 5 up!

Crossover

The Show - Too many possible pairngs to list ... check it out, you won't find it unless your really looking. TOTAL CRACK-FEST written for my own amusement. Mutli-crossover - In Progress.

I love Ouran High School Host Club. Favourite character being ...

x.x Kaoru x.x He is basically the reason for my pen name, though it has been brought to my attention that this could also apply to my favourute uke ... x.x Naruto x.x

I'm not really sure why just Kaoru and not both Hitachiins.

OMG! If you haven't read Chapter 67 of this DO IT NOW! Finally the moment we have been waiting for.

Tamaki finally says it ... He Loves Her! YAY!

Also, we finally make progress in Chapter 72, yes FINALLY!

As you have probably seen, I am very into Naruto at the moment and Team Jinchuuriki is up and running.

I love Naruto. I think he's awesome (And so hot in Sage Mode. YOU MUST READ IT!). I also love Gaara, he really sexy in a 'I-will-kill-you-but-I'll-still-look-hot-while-doing-it' kind of way(fangirl moment, yay we finally see him again after so looooooooooooong!) Plus I love them as a pairing in fanfics.I really want to write one, but sady my organisational skills are rubbish so I won't take on other story till I feel Team Jinchuuriki is stable enough, which won't be a while.

I must say that my favourite pairings are (For Naruto):
(In no paricular order, after the first 3 of course!)

Gaanaru & Sasunaru
(Or their opposites, but Naru-chan is definately better as the uke)
Sorry but it's going to have to b a joint first here. I can't betray either. Even if I love Gaara more.

Itanaru
(Itachi is amazing! Much loves to him. I was so sad when he was killed. RIP Itachi-sama X'( )

I'm not entirely yaoi obssessed ... okay, I am sigh Can you blame me? Didn't think so.

ShikamaruTemari

KakashiIruka

JirayaTsunade

KibaHinata

And the pairings I can't do:

Naruto with anyone apart from the three mentioned in bold. (Okay, I lie. It's just really awkward)

Sasusaku
shivers My eyes begin to burn ...

Gaasaku
(Reason stated above)

Any that's teacher/student. I most definately do not support paedophillia, that includes the Sannins.

Apart from that nothing springs to mind ... I have yet to view all the pairings possible.

For Ouran it would have to be:

Any that do not involve Renge or Eclair.

I don't like TamakiHaruhi though. In the manga it works but I guess I'm just weird like that.

I don't usually like canon pairings.

I am, however, planning to write more OHSHC one-shots, possibly short stories. Most likely yaoi, as per usual. I love the crack pairings, BE WARNED! Lol.

For Bleach:

Hands down GRIMMICHI.
SQUEE
Nothing anyone will ever say will change my mind about this either.
I am a firm believer of the fact that Grimmjow isn't dead yet, we didn't see it so it didn't happen.

Although ... I came across an amazing Ichigrimm recently.
The Grab by Ruyu-san.
Check it out, Uke!Grimm is so HOT.

I don't mind any others, I suppose ...

Apart from Renichi. Don't like it, not at all. Not a fan.

One Piece

I have found more pairings that I absolutely love, which both contain a VERY sexy swordsman.

ZOLU & ZORSAN!

SQUEE

Vampire Knight:

KanameZero

Hana Kimi:

Strangely, I haven't come across a yaoi pairing that seems right, or blatantly obvious enough. I'm up for any suggestions of good fics.

Fairy Tail:

I was going to say NatsuGray, but again need more persuasion from the yaoi side of things, tbh.

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

Bring on the Badass Uke me thinks. LMAO!

1. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

8. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

9. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

10. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

11. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

12. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

13. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

14. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

15. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

16. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

17. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

18. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

19. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

20. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

21. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

22. I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

23. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

24. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

25. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

26. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

27. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

28. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

29. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

30. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

31. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

32. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

33. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

34. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

35. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

36. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

37. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

38. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

39. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

40. I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

41. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

42. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

43. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

44. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

45. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

46. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

47. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

48. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

49. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

50. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

51. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

52. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

53. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

54. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

55. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

56. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

57. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy

58. I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

59. I'm BI-SEXUAL so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

60. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

61. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

62. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

63. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

64. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up

65. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

66. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

67. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

68. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

69. I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

70. I THINK ELMO’S A CHILD MOLESTOR, so I MUST have a traumatizing childhood or come from an abusive household.

71. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

72. I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

73. I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

74. I'm an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT so I must be Mexican.

75. I DON’T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be albino

76. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

77. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

78. I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

79. I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

80. I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

81. I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

82. I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

83. I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

84. I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

85. I'm into ANIME, so I MUST be into HENTAI and masturbating to it.

86. I love ONLINE GAMES so I MUST have no social life.

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;

You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word "sauce" you add a "sue nah roo" to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura "touches" Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the "obsession";
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what "it" was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I'M SO HAPPY! KAKASHI ISN'T DEAD YET, HE'S ALIVE! PLUS, FINALLY, SASUKE IS COMING TO KONOHA! THE LONG WAIT IS OVER! NARUTO IS FINALLY GOING TO SEE HIM, AND GAARA-KUN TOO!

MAJOR FANGIRL SQUEAL

Constructive criticism is welcome, so are flames if you think they're that awful. I don't mind, as long as you give me something to improve on!