Sex: The more dangerous one! ("The female of the species is more deadly than the male" - Rudyard Kipling)
Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway!
Country of Origin: U.S.
Nationality: Pure Roman on maternal side, traceable all the way back to the Empire. (No joke!) Paternal descent a mix of Calabrese and Sicilian, possibly with a few surviving Turkish chromosomes from eons ago. Also, based on slight local notoriety on paternal side of the family, I've long suspected that, somewhere in the forgotten mists of time, some obscure hun had a - er, hand in there somewhere!
Parentage: Mother (deceased): a Canadian show rider who frequented the Circle M Ranch in Kleinburg, Ontario (that, of course, is the origin of my pen name!); Father: an American baker, part owner of a now-defunct family bakery, retired.
Family: One sister, eighteen months younger, currently living in Colorado and employed by the state.
Career: What career? ;) Seriously, I'm a writer-in-utero, currently still in the employ of (cheapskate) family while I struggle to publish my first book. Wish me luck!
Religion: Has faith, but the issue of religion is too personal for discussion...
Likes: Cats, men, cats, classic books, cats, Harry Potter, cats, fanfiction, cats, Playgirl, cats, Mick Jagger, cats, buffet food (the more, the better!), cats, ice cream, cats, Toronto, cats, bus travel, cats, the beach, cats, horses, cats, Christmas, cats, stage hypnosis, cats, IMAX films, cats, classic rock (1950s-1970s), cats, funhouse-type museums, cats, amusement parks, cats, fireworks, cats, staying in hotels, cats, the Roommate Man (1990s), cats, the Canadian National Exhibition, cats, trampolines, cats, passenger balloons, cats, the Niagara Falls, cats, gardens, cats, the "adult" "Alice in Wonderland", cats, rainbows, cats, Reggie Mantle, cats, lycanthropy (aaaaaaooooooh, baby!!), cats, out-of-body experience, cats, Terry Fox, cats, Pippi Longstocking, cats, planetariums, cats, the Northern Lights, cats, Joseph Merrick, cats, Schubert's "Serenade", cats, Batman (1966 TV series), cats, Streaky (Supergirl's cat), cats, neon signs, cats, "Black Beauty" (original novel), cats, "Gulliver's Travels" (original novel), cats, "The Hundred and One Dalmatians" (original novel), cats, Owen Wilson, cats, indoor skydiving, cats, lucid dreaming, cats, "The Three Lives of Thomasina" (movie), cats, "Gay Purr-ee" (movie), cats, the Buffalo Bills, cats, eclipses, cats, classic rock albums on vinyl, cats, Zaphod Beeblebrox, cats, unhealthy sugar-filled cereal, cats, the Ontario Science Centre, cats, Bat Boy (Weekly World News), cats, Miss Adventure (Weekly World News), cats, classic MAD Magazine, cats, the classic K-Mart Blue Light Special, cats, National Lampoon, cats, Monty Python, cats, road carnivals, cats, "Beany and Cecil" (original cartoon), cats, "Swing with Scooter" (DC Comics), cats, Michelangelo's David, cats, more men, cats, and Larry Mondello - the Greatest Athelete Who Ever Lived.
Dislikes: Root canal.
Significant Other: Hubba hubba!!
Kittens - er, Children: Nope, waiting for Holy Catrimony.
Anything else?: Lots, but I'm out of room!! Bye, now!!
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