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Author has written 17 stories for Total Drama series. Violence is not the answer, I just like to get the question wrong. Vampires want you for your body, but zombies want you for your brains. Deaf people aren't the only people who can't listen. "The customer is always right" is what they say when they're wrong. If you all MUST know, I'm male, 26 (old!), human, type O negative. Regardless of the fact that I live in California, I'm conservative, not blond, and I don't surf or do drugs (except a heck of a lotta soda). My birthday is October 3rd, but it's not worth celebrating anymore, since I'm getting old! Hobbies - Writing, Nintendo Wii, World of Warcraft, reading, fighting and controlling the dead. Favorite Music - Anything by "Weird Al" Yankovic. He will be my second-in-command when I rule the world. Favorite Book - "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks. Essential to life, if you value it. Favorite Video Game Characters - Yoshi, Mario, Ness, Diddy Kong, Fox, Krystal, Geno, Jill Valentine, Daisy, Guybrush U. Threepwood, my WoW characters, Sora, Bill and Zoey (from Left 4 Dead), Ellis (from L4D2), Zero, Morrigan, Felicia. Favorite TV Shows - Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mythbusters, Are You Being Served, Deadliest Warrior, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, TDI, Lost. Favorite Animé & Manga - One Piece, Azumanga Daioh, DBZ, Fullmetal Alchemist, Highschool of the Dead. Favorite Blank Space - Favorite Total Drama Island Characters - Ezekiel, Bridgette, Harold, Izzy, Noah, Gwen, Tyler, Cody, and Leshawna. Favorite Deadpool - The one who tells me to one day write about him, Deadpool! Words of Wisdom to Fellow Writers: There, their, and they're are different. There is to describe a place, their is possessive, they're is an abbreviation of they are. Too, to, and two are three completely different words too. Too is the same as "as well," two is a number, to means "head in that direction." God is capitalized. Names are capitalized. The beginning of sentences are capitalized. The title of your stories are capitalized. It's hard to trust a story that's under one thousand words, especially after three chapters. "Teh" is not a word. I cast Painful Death spells on "teh." This line is a waste of time. Please ignore it while I think of something better to write here. There is a spellchecker on your word processing program, unless you're using copying off AIM. And that is silly. If I sound like an arrogant cretin, it's because I have necromagic to defend me. And yes, necromagic is a word, care to challenge me? People! You cannot write TDI stories with requests for character applications! That's against the rules of Fanfiction.Net! I apologize for using bold, italicized, and underlined words, but seriously, not only do these violations crowd the TD collection, but they never actually go anywhere! Please, just make your own characters! About TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds Twenty-two new contestants will be joining as well. During the show, there will be many challenges including races, virtual reality battles, and other interesting competition! Like in TDI, some of the contestants will return half-way through. The romance is abound, and I think those that prefer canon and those that love fanon will both be pleased. Quick Cheat Sheet: Alfred the Friendly Gonzo. Anita the Bombshell Gamer. Arthur the Loner Schemer. Belinda the Sly Clairvoyant. Carol the Wild Enthusiast. Clive the Depressive Emo. Colin the Sadistic Bully. Crystal the British Romantic. Daisy the Feisty Tomboy. Hannah the Religious Sweetheart. Howard the Direct Ladies' Man. Jasmine the Dramatic Actress. Joel the Laid-Back Inventor. Mandy the Passionate Cultist. Rodney the Sweet Prodigy. Sakaki the Bashful Moe. Sandra the Popular Brat. Sebastian the Clever Philosopher. Valerie the Crafty Politician. Xander the Cool Rebel. Yoshi the Honorable Warrior. Zachary the Sneaky Whiner. Also staring are a militant duck named Groucho, and one leet-speaking raccoon named Chico. I'd like to quickly point out to people of TDI that I am not taking requests right now. A very handy guide to TDB has been made by Bad-Asp on Deviant Art. You can find it here - http://bad-asp.deviantart.com/art/Total-Drama-Battlegrounds-133685127 Total Drama Comeback/Battlegrounds has an informative Wiki, which you can update yourself here - http://totaldramacomeback.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Shout Out to my Fellow Writers and Artists: Winter-Rae, I love your writing very much. She's sweet, smart, clever, and wonderful in many ways. I could go on about her for a very long time, but I think that it's best I don't because then this profile will be longer than those with those copy-paste things. Try reading her stories, and check out her Left 4 Dead stories too! She's the very best. :) TDI Charlie Brown, you are one of the best writers here, and seriously under-appreciated. You deserve so much more attention! :) Imagi, thank you for starting and encouraging the redemption of Ezekiel. Your continuous encouragement and suggestions are always cool. Talking with you is always cool. You, me, and Winter-Rae are going to make Zeke so popular, they're gonna have to put him in season 3! People, go read her work, I demand it! Tiger, a really good friend of mine from Deviant Art and here. She's a ton of fun to talk to, and I love the role-playing sessions we have. It sucked when we both got banned without warning, and it's rather annoying to upload it all. Tiger, you're always fun to talk to. :3 DeathVelvien, you haven't got enough attention for your awesome story! Total Drama Quest is so bloody awesome, it's a perfect combination of video game, fantasy, and TDI! I give you a special shout out so that people will go read it! (Look up Bridgette and Geoff, or just look up Total Drama Quest.) PsychoZeke, you're an awesome guy. It's really fun to chat with you, share ideas, and vent a little. You know officially too much about TDB now, and so if you spill anything, I may have to kill you. Ha! Kidding! Possibly. ;) Lord Akiyama, you not only do some awesome writing, but you're a great artist too! I owe you so much for that sexy birthday present. ;) There are many other writers I love, and I'll try to mention all of you specifically in due time. Quick shout-outs to Frosty Wolf, JoeMerl, SSBFreak, gamestomper, The Dark Keybearer, yensid365, and to all those I forgot to mention (there are quite a few good writers here, all with their own kind of charm, and somehow, everyone gets Noah and Izzy just right). Some Deviant Art artists I want to shout out to, because they're inspired a lot in me for TDC: Drago-Flame, Constorion89, bkreed (also a writer), Maya1e, ArchiCrash, XxButerNutmegxX, minako25, shydrake, cjl1217, ChickODee, Fckn (also a writer), and jbwarner86. I am known best as Raptorclaw on Silver Hand, and Sensie on Moon Guard. Gnomes rule, gnomes pwn, and gnomes will carry on to be awesome on my watch! | |||||||
1. Niagara Schmalz reviewsBridgette and Cody have been friends since the start of TDWT, and now must compete in the romantic-themed Niagara Falls challenge. But while both have always thought each other just friends, what are they really thinking deep down? A Codette one-shot.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-11-12 - Bridgette & Cody - Complete2. LeNoah's Zombie Island reviewsDue to the TDWT finale, everyone washed up on another island, Noah and Leshawna separated. But when one thinks the day can't worse, a virus outbreak has run amok, and it's made victims hungry... very hungry... for brains... cuz they're zombies, you see...Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,329 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-2-12 - Leshawna & Noah3. TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds » reviewsSequel to "Total Drama Comeback." There's forty-four contestants this season, making it one wild ride. As the contestants are stuck on an RV road trip, the drama comes to a pitch, as well as the finale to the love triangle of Anita-Cody-Eva.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 548,987 - Reviews: 1286 - Updated: 12-30-11 - Published: 5-29-09 - Chris M. & Chef Hatchet4. Kissing Frenzy Confessionals reviewsWhen the confessionals on the TD Jet have the cameras removed, all the couples want to spend some quality time together! They might also talk about their relationships! Gwyler, Bridgold, LeDunca, Nosay, and a mystery pairing! Happy holidays, enjoy!Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,023 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-23-11 - Gwen & Tyler - Complete5. TDWT: Reducks Redux » reviewsIn this requested redux of TDWT, things are quite different and more insane! Currently in Yukon, where the ship teasing heats up the frozen zone! But how much tease can you take? How much cold can they hold up to? Get ready, because it's sledding time!Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,116 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 3-23-11 - Published: 10-5-10 - Lindsay & Chef Hatchet6. Bridgekiel to Paradise » reviewsBridgette wins the grand prize for TD, and takes everyone to a place she's wanted to visit since she was a child. Though surfing was the first thing on her mind, shy Ezekiel slowly becomes what she wants most. A mature Bridgette/Ezekiel story.Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 73,986 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 7-5-10 - Published: 8-14-09 - Bridgette & Ezekiel7. The Battlegrounds of Love » reviewsFor lovers of fanon, absurdity, and sappy, syrupy romance, we have the alternate-reality pairings of TDI and TDBG characters all right here! All kinds of wacky fanon of all shapes and sizes! This is for those who read TDBG, and mostly Winter.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 4-23-10 - Published: 4-17-10 - Tyler & Cody8. Codette's Zombie Island reviewsA very late B-Day present for Frosty Wolf, but the zombies were my idea. Cody and Bridgette reflect on their relationship as zombies have overrun Wawanakwa. And the two realize they mean more than just comfort to each other.Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-25-09 - Bridgette & Cody - Complete9. Fifty Rather Ezzy Words reviewsA 50 word challenge of Ezzy proportions! Izzy has snuck onto the set of Total Drama Action, and she's brought along Ezekiel! What's up with that, eh? If you read, there will be pirates, kissing, and cake.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-6-09 - Izzy & Ezekiel - Complete10. Moonlight Surfing reviewsBridgette goes surfing one morning, only to find Ezekiel in an embarrassing predicament! As the two bond, their friends are eager to help out with the matchmaking! A Bridgekiel and fanon-pairing one-shot, for Winter-Rae.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,113 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-12-09 - Bridgette & Ezekiel - Complete11. Love Ain't Easy, It's Ezzy » reviewsTDA's Playa des Losers is a hotbed of drama, frustration, and hormones. Tempers and passions flare, and a new couple, Ezekiel and Izzy, is formed by the chaos. A mature Ezzy story; heed the warnings, please. Completed.Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 153,950 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 5-4-09 - Published: 2-18-09 - Izzy & Ezekiel - Complete12. Just One Awesome Kiss reviewsHarold, as a lover of fantasy novels, has been writing out his own. When Bridgette reads it and discovers the princess is a lot like her, how will she react? How will he? How will you? A birthday gift fic for Winter-Rae, Bridgold fluff!Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-17-09 - Harold & Bridgette - Complete13. So Totally In Love With You » reviewsHarold loves Bridgette, but he cannot confess to her. Leshawna loves Duncan, so she teases him. Beth loves Justin, so she crushes on him. Izzy and Ezekiel love each other, and it's as wild and crazy as this AU of TDI! Love all around and crack pairings!Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,620 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-14-09 - Harold & Bridgette - Complete14. Total Drama Comeback » reviewsThe original 22 contestants are back on Wawanakwa for another season. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 400,962 - Reviews: 1609 - Updated: 2-10-09 - Published: 9-4-08 - Ezekiel & Izzy - Complete15. Falling for the Enemy reviewsOld habits die hard, as Duncan loots something from the Gopher girls' cabin. He's caught, more than once, and eventually he is alone with the enemy of his desires. The question is, will they kill each other before they kiss? Duncan/Leshawna.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-2-09 - Leshawna & Duncan - Complete16. An Ezzy Theft reviewsIzzy steals Ezekiel's beloved toque, and a mad chase around Playa de Losers ensues! Why is she doing it, does she like him? And how does he feel about the toque-stealing redhead? Main pairing is Izzy and Ezekiel, includes other minor crack pairings.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 1-26-09 - Izzy & Ezekiel - Complete17. Prairie Boy and Nature Girl reviewsThe contestants cannot escape from Total Drama, and they're forced into the sixth season. On the bus ride there, Bridgette talks to Ezekiel, and she might get to like the lonely prairie boy. Ezekiel x Bridgette one-shot, for all those asking for one.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-24-08 - Bridgette & Ezekiel - Complete
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