You have to understand where people come from to understand them.

That's why there can be a way to reason with some, and no way to with others.

And if you don't agree with this, then we disagree we cannot agree on agreeing with others.

Why do you insist on making my life difficult?

If you all MUST know, I'm male, 24, human, type O negative. Regardless of the fact that I live in California, I'm conservative, not blond, and I don't surf or do drugs (except a heck of a lotta soda). My birthday is October 3rd, but it's not worth celebrating anymore, since I'm getting old!

Hobbies - Writing, Nintendo Wii, World of Warcraft, reading, fighting and controlling the dead.

Favorite Music - Anything by "Weird Al" Yankovic. He will be my second-in-command when I rule the world.

Favorite Book - "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks. Essential to life, if you value it.

Favorite Video Game Characters - Yoshi, Mario, Ness, Diddy Kong, Fox, Krystal, Geno, Jill Valentine, Daisy, Guybrush U. Threepwood, my WoW characters, Sora, Bill and Zoey (from Left 4 Dead), Ellis (from L4D2).

Favorite TV Show - Mystery Science Theater 3000. Hour and half of bad movie riffing hilarity! It's comic gold!

Favorite Animé & Manga - One Piece, Azumanga Daioh, DBZ, Fullmetal Alchemist.

Favorite Blank Space -

Favorite Total Drama Island Characters - I like them all, because they all make me laugh. Though my favorites, well, you can tell by what I write about.

Words of Wisdom to Fellow Writers:

There, their, and they're are different. There is to describe a place, their is possessive, they're is an abbreviation of they are.

Too, to, and two are three completely different words too. Too is the same as "as well," two is a number, to means "head in that direction."

God is capitalized. Names are capitalized. The beginning of sentences are capitalized. The title of your stories are capitalized.

It's hard to trust a story that's under one thousand words, especially after three chapters.

"Teh" is not a word. I cast Painful Death spells on "teh."

This line is a waste of time. Please ignore it while I think of something better to write here.

There is a spellchecker on your word processing program, unless you're using copying off AIM. And that is silly.

If I sound like an arrogant cretin, it's because I have necromagic to defend me. And yes, necromagic is a word, care to challenge me?

About TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds

Twenty-two new contestants will be joining as well. During the show, there will be many challenges including races, virtual reality battles, and other interesting competition! Like in TDI, some of the contestants will return half-way through. The romance is abound, and I think those that prefer canon and those that love fanon will both be pleased.

Profiles for the new characters are here: http://comedymagmar.deviantart.com/gallery/#Total-Drama-Comeback-2

Quick Cheat Sheet:

Hannah the Religious Girl, Alfred the Gonzo, Carol the Enthusiast, Rodney the Prodigy Child...

Daisy the Tomboy, Belinda the Clairvoyant, Mandy the Cultist, Howard the Ladies’ Man...

Sebastian the Philosopher, Sandra the Popular One, Jasmine the Actress, Yoshi the Warrior...

Zachary the Whiner, Colin the Bully, Anita the Bombshell, Xander the Rebel...

Sakaki the Moe, Arthur the Schemer, Valerie the Politician, Crystal the Romantic...

Clive the Emo, and Joel the Inventor.

I'd like to quickly point out to people of TDI that I am not taking requests right now.

A very handy guide to TDB has been made by Bad-Asp on Deviant Art. You can find it here - http://bad-asp.deviantart.com/art/Total-Drama-Battlegrounds-133685127

Shout Out to my Fellow Writers and Artists:

Winter-Rae, you're one of the best writers I've seen on FF! Your crack pairings are inspiring, and I thank you again for taking my request! I glomp-hug you, because I'm a wild fanboy! \glomp-hugs\ I always look forward to more writing by you, and hope that you make many more crack pairings. You have earned my title of TDCP (Totally Dramatic Crack Pairings). Now all you peeps, go read her work! \cracks the whip\ You are such a better writer than you give yourself credit for. :)

Imagi, thank you for starting and encouraging the redemption of Ezekiel. Your continuous encouragement and suggestions are always cool. Talking with you is always cool. You, me, and Winter-Rae are going to make Zeke so popular, they're gonna have to put him in season 3!

DeathVelvien, you haven't got enough attention for your awesome story! Total Drama Quest is so bloody awesome, it's a perfect combination of video game, fantasy, and TDI! I give you a special shout out so that people will go read it! (Look up Bridgette and Geoff, or just look up Total Drama Quest.)

PsychoZeke, you're an awesome guy. It's really fun to chat with you, share ideas, and vent a little. You know officially too much about TDB now, and so if you spill anything, I may have to kill you. Ha! Kidding! Possibly. ;)

There are many other writers I love, and I'll try to mention all of you specifically in due time. Quick shout-outs to Frosty Wolf, JoeMerl, Lord Akiyama, TDI Charlie Brown, SSBFreak, gamestomper, The Dark Keybearer, yensid365, and to all those I forgot to mention (there are quite a few good writers here, all with their own kind of charm, and somehow, everyone gets Noah and Izzy just right).

Some Deviant Art artists I want to shout out to, because they're inspired a lot in me for TDC: Drago-Flame, Constorion89, bkreed (also a writer), Maya1e, ArchiCrash, XxButerNutmegxX, minako25, shydrake, cjl1217, ChickODee, Fckn (also a writer), and jbwarner86.

Shard Raptorclaw, my gnome warrior on Silver Hand on World of Warcraft, is smashing through all that the Lich King, Yogg-Saron, and the Argent Tournament are throwing at her! Soon, very soon, she and Arthas will square off, and the fight will not stop until he is dead, once and for all!

Lemon curry?