undertheguiseofme
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since: 09-01-08, id: 1682676, Profile Updated: 09-21-08
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Amendable Heart Playlist:

http://view.playlist.com/12086581259

Into the meadow playlist:

http://view.playlist.com/12102713867

What Just Happened Here? Playlist

http://view.playlist.com/12209154571

The Highwayman playlist

Hello. This is my boring profile. Let me show you around. I know, it's kind of. . . empty. Right up there is where I keep my stories playlists. Each story has its own playlist. No, I don't know why I give each story a playlist. It's just how I roll. Down there is where I tell you all about me.

I'm not really all that fascinating. At least not fascinating enough to have anything of real substance in my own profile.

I'm also contradictory. You will find this out when you read the second to last bit on this page.

I don't really like Isabella 'Bella' Marie Swan Cullen. It's probably the reason I killed her off in An Amendable Heart. Sorry to all the Bella Swan Cullen purist/lovers out there.

I'm fascinated by Edward Cullen. His type of character is a total cliche, but in a good way. A cliche that can be used in many, many, many ways. I use some of those ways for evil. I'm sorry to all you Edward Cullen purist/lovers out there.

I hate Jacob Black and will not include him in any stories I write, unless it is to kill him off in a most horrible death. Again, I'm sorry to all you Jake Black purist/lovers.

I love reading all the brilliant stories on this site. Some make me giggle. Some make me laugh. Some make me cry. Some frighten me (and not in a good way).

I am a very picky person. And I never really forget or give up on grudges. If I judge a person badly, I'm almost always going to think badly of that person. It will take a lot for that person to redeem themselves to me.

I am very vain and probably think too highly of myself. I probably am God's gift to the earth.

And if you read this and can't detect a certain facetiousness about it, then clickhere.



1. Isabella, Crown Princess of Jutland » reviews
From the day of her engagement to the Crown Prince of Jutland, Isabella Marie Swan has been the subject of many books and newspaper articles. Here, for the first time is the true account of the life of Isabella, Crown Princess of Jutland.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 8-23-09 - Bella & Edward
2. End of the Beginning » reviews
A picture perfect marriage is usually, on closer inspection, not all that perfect.After 10 years of marriage,Bella and Edward are at a crossroads in their marriage.Which way will they choose?The path that takes them together?Or one that leads them apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-14-08 - Bella & Edward
3. An Amendable Heart » reviews
What if Edward had never returned?How would the future destiny of Bella and Edward have played out?What if after 57 years Edward wanted to make amends to Bella,only to find his biggest battle loomed ahead of him?A story about redemption and the road there
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,707 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 10-14-08 - Published: 9-7-08 - Edward
4. The Highwayman Comes Riding » reviews
"KILL ME CARLISLE!I beseech you,if our friendship means anything to you,you will kill me now."The words tore from the broken man in front of me.I knew I couldn't save him.This is a short story gives you a peek at Carlisle in 1768.Based on the epic poem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-13-08 - Carlisle - Complete
5. What Just Happened Here? reviews
Wait? What? What just happened here? Did Edward just do what I think he did? What? WOW. Seriously? Weird little slice of lemon pie featuring a very out of character Edward. But he still retains his gentlemanly self.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-12-08 - Edward - Complete
6. Into The Meadow » reviews
"I'll be doing the nibbling from here on out," Edward said in a deep, husky voice. The meadow is definitely a place you want to be right now!Poor Bella and Edward, all that sexual tension...Rated M for lemons and because this story is MARVELOUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 9-6-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete