All About Me!

Hey! So my name is Ashley. I'm new to this, and I'll say this right now, I don't write stories often, only when I get a sudden inspiration.

Things I like:

I enjoy acting, dancing, singing(though I'm not good at it), reading, martial arts(Tae Kwon Do, in particular-and for 9 years), I also love to listen to music, and play with my cat.

I hate shopping(It's tedious), small spaces, monotony and large crowds.

I like it when people review, good or bad doesn't matter, just so long as you review, it always makes me happy!

Things I hate:

I hate a lot of things, especially people. I know that makes me sound like a reclusive hermit, but I just can't stand how some people don't have common sense. It pisses me off. I work in a bakery where we give out samples. The samples are behind a glass window. People reach around that window to poke or grab the samples of bread and sweets. THE WINDOW'S THERE FOR A REASON! Ugh, sometimes I hate people. Those I don't hate, I normally befriend.

I hate improper use of grammar. Now, I understand that not everyone is as obsessive about it as I am, but I absolutely can not stand it when I read a story with bad grammar. It automatically turns me away from the story. Get a beta, or learn proper grammar.

I also hate it when the genders of characters change. I like it when the dudes stay dudes, and the chicks stay chicks. I can understand taking artistic liberties, but I think you're going just a bit too far by changing the sex of the character.

Also, I especially hate it when an author still has a story up that is not complete and has not been updated for four or five years. If you're not gonna finish it, take it down. Don't make those of us who enjoy reading good stories get halfway through only to realize the story hasn't been updated since 2003.

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Favorite Pairings: (BTW, I'm so into boy/boy relationships right now, it's creepy)

Naruto:

Pretty much any dude (except Lee, he's so straight he makes a pole look crooked)x Naruto

I hate it when Sasuke is the 'bottom' in the relationship. AS IF! Like that prideful, stick-up-his-ass bastard would let anyone top him.

Bleach:

Again, any dude x Ichigo (I have a bad habit of wanting the main character to be the 'bottom' for some reason. I just prefer it that way for some reason.)

One Piece:

Zoro x Luffy

Sanji x Luffy

Final Fantasy VII: (My most recent obsession in FF)

Zack x Cloud

Sephy x Cloud

Sephy x Zack x Cloud (drools)

Reno x Cloud (Reno amuses me to no end)

Zack x Reno x Cloud (God, I love threesomes, especially with sweet, cute, adorable little Cloud as the little cuddle bunny. I WANNA CLOUD!!)

I'm sure there are more series that I have favorite pairings for, but I can't think of them off the top of my head.

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YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2007 WHEN...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name, facebook or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

18. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.

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