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Author has written 5 stories for Total Drama Island, and Twilight. HEY I ALWAYS AM CHANGING MY PROFILE SO COME BACK AND CHECK FOR NEW STUFF EVERY SO OFTEN um... basic info Sex :Female Hair color: natural blonde Eye Color: Blue/Green Race: White/i am tan really but light tan
favorite shape :triangle favorite author : Georgy Maguire ,Stephanie Meyer Favorite Show: Total Drama Island/Harpers Island Favorite books: Twilight series and Wicked, The mortal Instruments series Favorite song: thanks for the memories Favorite bands: fall out boy 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) ranizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): lemon yellow ferret 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Mae Parkdale 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wilraove 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): lime green water 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Aleaemn 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Ann 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black Roxie FAVORITE QUOTES TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND " great that's just great Bridgette now we have no were to sleep?!" Courtney from Total Drama Island " but dolphins are our friends"!! Bridgette from Total Drama Island " way to throw those murder balls go team go" Noah from Total Drama Island " ya know, the team sprite here is serverly lacking lately " Noah from Total Drama Island ( my personal favorite) "this is just like that time when we were 7 and we lost our mom's at the mall.and you started to cry and the secruity guards had to like page our mom's and they were sooooooo mad. like omigosh take a pill were fine." Sadie and Katie from Total Drama Island "You'll never get me alive!" - Izzy, Up The Creek "You need me! I was a counselor-in-training!" - Courtney, Basing Straining "Every man has his limits, and mine is about three hundred pounds." - Duncan about Leshawna, Trial by Tri-Armed Triathalon "This is a coconut. We're in Muskoka, people! If you're going to drop props on my head, at least make them geographically correct! Ouch!" "Are you Tyler?" - Courtney and Lindsay, Haute Camp-ture "We're gonna bring the dinner to the table and then we're gonna eat it!" - Tyler from Total Drama Island "unless little miss back stabbing traitor who voted me off has a problem with that"Eva from Total Drama Island "Fine,but only if you say my name nine times" Trent from Total Drama Action "Look I added a flag." " great now find eight more" Lindsay and Trent from Total Drama Action "also returning to camp isssss Izzy"."Oh NO" " Chris and Eva,Bridgette,Lindsay,DJ,Duncan,Geoff,Leshawna, Gwen,Trent from TDI "Oh man what is she doing her" Trent from TDI " She was an audience favorite?" "Not really but we liked her" Heather & Chris from tdi "Well I just don't see why we lost eh I mean there the one with six girls."Ezekiel Total Drama Island " Okay so Owen stank-up are cabin and we need some time for it to air out"Trent from Total Drama Island (Notices Geoff & Bridgette making out)" Uh, I don't think this is the kind of action Chris had in mind".Duncan from Total Drama Action "Well, I''ll be getting back to my break, unless this was part of my break in which case, I'm calling the union." - Muriel from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody TWILIGHT QUOTES He’s no match for us, Edward. He won’t be able to touch her. Emmett Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 18, p.383 You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always. It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose. I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around. You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush. Aw, what a waste. And here you’re probably the one person who could take him – since he can’t get in your head to cheat – and you had a perfect excuse, too. I’ve been dying to see how he’d do without that advantage. So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt? I’m sure you’ll ace your classes… apparently there’s nothing interesting for you to do at night besides study. ‘Bout time somebody scored around here. You gonna back down so easy, little sister? Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn’t have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed? What is she to me? Except a menace — a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us. I’m so very sorry, Bella. I feel wretched about every part of this, and so grateful that you were brave enough to go save my brother after what I did. Please say you’ll forgive me. I don’t mean that I have any aversion to you as a sister. It’s just that… this is not the life I would have chosen for myself. I wish there had been someone there to vote no for me. If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now. Admiration was like air to me, Bella. I was silly and shallow, but I was content. You know, my record is almost as clean as Carlisle’s. Better than Esme. A thousand times better than Edward. I’ve never tasted human blood. I did murder five humans. If you can really call them human. But I was very careful not to spill their blood — I knew I wouldn’t be able to resist that, and I didn’t want any part of them in me, you see. I don’t want Edward that way, Bella. I never did — I love him as a brother, but he’s irritated me from the first moment I heard him speak. You have to understand, though . . . I was so used to people wanting me. And Edward wasn’t the least bit interested. It frustrated me, even offended me in the beginning. But he never wanted anyone, so it didn’t bother me long. Even when we first met Tanya’s clan in Denali — all those females! — Edward never showed the slightest preference. And then he met you. Edward has always been a little strange. You already have everything. You have a whole life ahead of you — everything I want. And you’re going to just throw it away. Can’t you see that I’d trade everything I have to be you? You have the choice that I didn’t have, and you’re choosing wrong! You don’t want to be rash about permanent things, Bella. I apologize for being such a monster. I’ll try to behave myself from now on. I know you’re frustrated that he’s keeping you locked up like this, but don’t give him too bad a time when he gets back. He loves you more than you know. It terrifies him to be away from you. Over my pile of ashes. Where’s the flood, mutt? About time. The chainsaw impersonation was getting a little tired. Oh, wonderful. I knew I smelled something nasty. Enjoy, mongrel. Of course there were no survivors. Giving birth in the middle of a disease-infested swamp with a medicine man smearing sloth spit across your face to drive out the evil spirits was never the safest method. You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair. I’m not going to forget this, dog. Ew. Someone put the dog out. I have killed a hundred times more often than you have, you disgusting beast. Don’t forget that. I’ll help him toss you, dog. I owe you a good kick in the gut. The more time he spends here, the less chance there is that we’ll ever get the smell out. HARPER'S ISLAND QUOTES: "dude...dude...you bastard" -Cal so you're like a Trophy wife? I was... Oh,right so did he leave you like a zillion dollars- Shane and Kathrine copy and pastes If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Girls WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART ( I STOLE ALL OF THESE FROM WATER GLOWS PAGE) 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4.Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive. 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head). 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 52. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 59. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. 63. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." 66. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 68. If you're female: Take some men's clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist, "But I AM a man," if the attendant says anything. If you're a man, vice versa. 69. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking. 70. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff the, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!" 71. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here. 72. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" (or "Harry Butz", etc.) 73. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemmorhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem. 74. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly. 77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying. 79. One word: STREAK! 80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me". 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster. 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are. 84. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". 85. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department. 90. Put lingerie in the men's department. 91. Put super sexy women’s lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around. 92. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Put condoms in the mannequin's hands, and cigarettes in their mouths. (Safety warning: Leave cigarettes unlit.) 95. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing". 96. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept. 97. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy. 98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. 99. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone. 100. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out. 101. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins. 102. Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks. 103. With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too. (Note - This really works) 104. Steal a Walmart shirt, and the possibilities are endless. BONUS: Attempt all of the above during the same visit. () () WOOT! THE EVIL BUNNY OF DOOM!!
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If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, then why don't they How are children supposed to take medicine when it's meant to be kept If you sneeze on your computer, would it get a virus? Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering sound Why does 'a fat chance' and 'a slim chance' mean the same thing? Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line instead of a drying line? Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? If dawn breaks, does dusk come back together? probably Why does 'dyslexia' have to be so hard to spell? If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done? If sour cream expires, is it then 'sweet cream'? If superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck when a Do one-legged ducks swim in circles? Why do you push harder on the remote when you know the battery is dead? If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner have to drown also? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from If people on psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, and a racecar Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? What is the speed of dark? If you dream of your death, what happens? When you reach for the stars, and were successful, what do you reach what ever the hell you feel like. oh wait, you would be dead if you got anywhere near a star you would die A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? breaking dawn How long did it take you to read the books? 5 months Who introduced you to the books? Natalia my friends Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? i borrowed Twilight and bought the rest Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? MIDNIGHT SUN!! What's your dream ending to the series? rosalie get a child Favorites: Emmett Who's your favorite vampire? Rosalie Who is your favorite werewolf? um..Seth What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? you got food in my hair What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? when they are in the dance studio What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When they were saying that if there weren't any mythical stuff, they would be soul mates!! How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? i don't know What was your favorite adventure/battle? VICTORIA'S!! And James'.(dance studio) Which book cover was your favorite? New Moon! Pretty flower Are these books among your favorite books of all? HELL YES!! What kind of Q/A is this? This or That? Twilight or New Moon? Twilight New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse! Eclipse or Twilight? twilight Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Midnight Sun! Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? midnight sun The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? Twilight Movie Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? must you ask? EDWARD CULLEN!! (I agree again) Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Edward Bella or Jacob? Jacob Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Jacob? Alice Rosalie or Alice? Rosalie ( why does everyone hate her?) Jasper or Alice? Jasper Jasper or Edward? Jasper Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle. Emmett or Jasper? Emmett Emmett or Jacob? Emmett Bella or Rosalie? Rosalie Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? sam sam or Quil? Quil Quil or Embry? Embry Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie? who does not know it was a big thing Are you excited? it already came out but yeah What do you think of the casting so far? pretty good i like em Are you going to go see it? already did Planning on going with anyone in particular? i already saw it and my friend was being a bootie and did not see it with me she is so annoying ... Do you think it will stay true to the book? it did a little i guess 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? i burnt myself 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? fall out boy,m.c.r., green day, black eyed peas, high school musical, Rent um... oh and panic! at the disco 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? light snore 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?whatever you classify boy bands under 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 11:29 am 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? to sleep 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Old Pokemon that nre Diamond and pearl craps bugs the hell out of me 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Ipod 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'6 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? often 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?if i have an adrenilin rush 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?not sure 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? to many 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?blonde or dark brown , green eyes or blue eyes 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Some where unexpected 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drink. 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? cheese 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?some coke 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? um... the bear i got from my grandma on my 7th birthday ( i still have it) 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?NICK!! 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? I don't know. I've never had the guts to try it in case I wasn't. Then it would probably reslut in a 'snap!' 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I like online stores like modcloth and shanalogic 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes. 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? It's a doggy! 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Of course! 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Tell them. Or kiss them, but that may result in being arrested. 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 11 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?Blonds rule the world 0.o 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? ? my mommy cell 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When people start drama, you just gotta be strait up with people 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? nope. 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? bugs 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I met Chris Gorham,Elaine Cassidy,Ben Cotton, and Amber borcki, oh and Karim Zriek 37. FIRST JOB?baby siting 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yeah 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? dinner 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair for some reason.and eyes 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? i have them 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? MONEY!! hehehehe 0.o 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? one .. 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yup 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? no i used to when i was younger though... 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Herbal Essences 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? um...kinda 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? turkey 52. ANY BAD HABITS? nah well not anymore 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? um.. nothing really 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes i am a nice person 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? I guess, but hey personality is everything! 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? cry . 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My friend Alyssa's house. 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? barbi 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? none 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Not really. 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? All the time 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? mac and cheese 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? A guy who loves me for me, and thinks I'm beautiful when I'm being natural. They also have to be funny, caring, smart, and sweet. 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? ran 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? fall out boy 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I don't know because I have not taken said quiz. 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate. 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?yup 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? at school this morning 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? LIES! yes there is... 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Somewhere around ninety... 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Go for it. It's your time to waste. 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?my brother watching tv 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? diet coke 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Alyssa 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? hair!! 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? letters from the sky by Civil Twilight, makes me think of Cal... 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? people 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November!! 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? scorpio 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? sandy blonde 86. EYE COLOR? Blue-Green 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Subway! yum :) 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? NO 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Some crazy video at school about illegeal drugs 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?veterns day 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?piano 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? republican 95. KISSES OR HUGS? hugs 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships. 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A um... earrings and some tightd 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? a red car and a big blue van 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Love stargirl soon to be reading kisses and lies 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: What love life? QUESTIONS I WILL APPARENTLY NEVER FIND ANSWERS TO: Why does round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Do the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle have the same tune? Why did you just sing the songs above? Why do doctors leave the room when you strip- they're going to see you naked anyway? Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Can you cry under water? How come people say 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up and cry every 2 hours? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If vegetable oil made from veggies and oil, what is baby oil made of? How come Pluto has to be on all fours when Goofy can stand on 2 legs? They're both dogs! Why does my hairdryer have a tag that says "do not use in the shower"? If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about it? Do penguins have knees? Why do toasters have a setting to burn it terribly black which no decent person would eat? What if a fat chicken layed eggs? They would sit on them right? Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face and then they stick their head out the window in a car? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut how come he can't fix a hole in a boat? If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? (accually i do know you have succeeded by failing) Why doesn't that one kid have a name? He's always just 'that one kid' List twelve characters from twilight in no particular order. 1.Rosalie 2.Royce 3.Carlisle 4.Emmett 5.Vera 6.Esme 7.Edward 8.Jasper 9.Bella 10.Alice 11.Seth 12.Rensmee 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? no i have not.. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? SEXY with a capital S E X Y 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? highly unlikely 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? A TON 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? no... 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? five ten that would be something 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? CRAZY HOT MESS 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten what happens when Alice looks to Carlisle for help 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? not that I have heard of... 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Rensemee needs help 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three heat? 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I do not think so 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? i do not know i would though 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose Barbie girl 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? a little girly 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? a while ago 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Rosalie and Edward are in happy relationship until Bella runs off with Emmett.Rosalie is heart broken and has a hot one night stand with Seth and a brief unhappy affair with Renesmee then follows the wise advice of Vera and finds true love with Carlisle What title would you give this fic? not such an orginal twilight fanfic 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? hahahahhahaha Add your Pen name to this list when you copy and paste this! ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, chicago718, BadassGoodGirl3, BloodyAphrodite,prettyandpink2 Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone ask you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a complete random thing, like, "Where do the eraser bits go?" or start a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot all over your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse that you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you pee yourself in public and hug your imaginary boyfriend Sanchez for support. Crazy is when your alter ego begins to boss you around and date fictional characters while you are crying in a corner, then you burst into happy song when someone asks you what's the matter. Crazy is when you are bored you start talking to your alter egos and somehow kill one of your alter egos boyfriends, and now you are hiding from her wrath even though she's inside your head. Crazy is obsessing over Edward Elric and marrying him and having make believe sex with him and fangirling over him constantly. Crazy is when you start swearing to your friends that strawberries rule the world, and all the political leaders are just the strawberries pawns and puppets for evil world domination! Crazy is when you run around your school yelling about Red Bull and butterfly's (for no reason) and your friends have to bribe you with cookies to capture you and end up tying you to a tree until you calm down. Crazy is drinking a 2-liter of Vault then running to the nearest busy road and playing chicken at 12:00 at night. If you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Annoying Things People Do: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your 4. When people say "it's always the last place you 5. When people say while watching a film "did 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. 8. When people say "life is short". What?? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks Questions I've Never Thought About Before: If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you? very funny!! On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: THESE ARE REALLY FUNNY!! YOU JUST GOTTA READ EM'! Really Random Quotes From Icons and Shit Like That An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. Join the dark side. We have cookies! I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep I'm not insensitive, I just don't care Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips. The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS! There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't. History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide. I ran with scissors - and lived! Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last thinks slowest. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. I see regular people! Run for your lives! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand) I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you? If paracetemol, duct tape, and a plaster cant fix it, you have a serious problem. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. Cute but psycho- things even out. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had! You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!" If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!" I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Love your enemies. It pisses them off. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. I intend to live forever... so far so good Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you I am not weird... just plotting I don't obsess! I think intensely! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Why kill them with kindness when you can use an axe? I have A.D.D and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have. I’m not stupid, it’s called “Mentally Challenged”. I have the coolest dreams. Who needs drugs? Milk and cookies are so 1993. Give Santa beer. I didn’t slap you, I just high-fived your face. I’m smiling because they haven’t found the bodies. Insanity is the spice of life. They’re the type of friends, that if my house were burning down, they’d be roasting marshmallows and flirting with all the fire-fighters. I found Jesus. He was behind the couch the entire time. If it weren’t for physics and law enforcements, I’d be unstoppable. Save the trees. Wipe your ass with an owl. I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day. Don’t wake me up for the end of the world unless it has some awesome special effects. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. If that’s my conscience calling, tell it enough. I heard it the first time. Don’t piss me off. I’m running out of places to hide the bodies. Normal people worry me. All I want is peace, love, understanding and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. Excuse me while I go glue my head to my desk. Head meet desk. Repeat as needed. I gonna take over the wor – OMG IT’S CANDY!! Will eat for food. I tried sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose. It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s hysterical. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Do not piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it across you mouth. Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Legally, it’s questionable. Morally, it’s disgusting. Personally, I like it. Sometimes I wonder why you’re still with me, then I look at my boobs and think… Oh yeah. It may be just a simple knife but you will find out soon enough that it gets the job done. The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny and great in bead. Your safe but where should I hide? Of course I'm going to drive. I'm too drunk to walk. Do something with your life. Get me a beer. Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more engery. Pride. Teamwork. Effort. We’ll have none of that bullshit around here. Me fail English? That’s unpossible. I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass. We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary. Stuff I thought was funny! When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!" An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit! I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. Top 10 reasons you know your obsessed with Twilight!! 1.) You know Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is 107 and is turning 108 on June 20th, 2009 2.) you own all twilight books... Twilight, New moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn and you freak out at your friends if they scratch, rip, smudge, or does anything to them!! 3.) you can resite 10+ quotes from each of the four books! 4.) you say OME!(oh my edward!) instead of OMG! 5.) You worship Stephenie Meyer 6.) You go up to random people and say "I want a Edward!!" 7.) you stalk Robert Pattinson and tell him to bite you 8.) you've booked plane tickets to Forks, Washington 9.) You think Edward Cullen is your super hottt boyfriend (but then you remember he belongs to me!) 10.) your laughing and nodding to 1-9!! Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know ~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~ The holy words of twilight Our Edward, 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901 Did you know... kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted my favorite characters from books/movies/tv shows Cal Vandesun- Harper's island Shane Pierece -Harper's island JD Dunn - Harper's island Henry Dunn - Harper's island Lucy Daramour - Harper's Island Nikki Bolton- Harper's Island Shea Allen - Harper's Island Beth Barrington - Harper's island Kathrine Wellington - Harper's Island Sully Sullivan - Harper's island Noah- TDI Cody-TDI Bridgette- TDI Courtney-TDI Justin-TDI Heather - TDI Beth-TDI Lindsay-TDI Rosalie Lillian Hale Cullen - Twilight Emmett Dale Mcarty Cullen - Twilight Jasper Whitlock Hale Cullen- twilight Carlisle Cullen- twilight Jace - city of bones Simon - city of bones Alec - city of Bones Isabelle- city of bones Sebastion-city of bones Ralph- city of bones Melissa- 13 fear is real Stephen Hampton- Paris Hilton My New BFF | |||||||
1. All that I needed reviewsVERY IMPORTANT: I got ALL my ideas for this story from the story Forever and Always by .Nervous.Laugh. great story I HIGHLY recomend it. All Human Rosalie and Emmett have been friends for a long time,but now there engaged, read Forever and Always if you .Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-09 - Rosalie & Emmett - Complete2. My favorite Insults reviewsthe title says it all some insults people might use from twilight I thoughtTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-09 - Complete3. total drama island trivia part 2 reviewspart 2 of my triviaTotal Drama Island - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,747 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-23-08 - Complete4. Geoff and Bridgette reviewsA one shot about Geoff and Bridgette i know it sucks but still read and review and tell me if you like itTotal Drama Island - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-23-08 - Bridgette & Geoff - Complete5. Total Drama Island Travia reviewsum... trivia of total drama island episodes t only because of a little bit of swearingTotal Drama Island - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete
