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since	: 09-01-08, id: 1683292, Profile Updated: 06-21-11
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Author has written 23 stories for Twilight, Gallagher Girls, and Harry Potter.

In my Fresh/Soph days I wrote a lot of Twilight Fics and I'm not sure when I'll get to them if I even ever will so..Sorry. I just really can't do Twilight anymore. At all. Blah.

BUT! I'm trying to branch out into movies and books that I love-and have loved for a long time so hopefully I won't start a story and drop it. Like Harry Potter or Boondock Saints.

A LITTLE RISK

Scabior--Just check out any from Deathly Hallows, he's played by Nick Moran

PICS COMING SOON!

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT'EM JOIN'EM

Rosalie's Dress-Chapter 10-http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Ud-2lDoKL._AA280_.jpg

Alice's Dress-Chapter 10-http://www.elegantmart.com/Images/products/G2008/Purple-Formal-Gown-13580s.jpg

Bella's Dress (Without wrap or crown)-Chapter 10-http://www.misquincemag.com/cm/misquincemag/images/cf/Q455_300-de.jpg

LA PUSH ME OFF A CLIFF

http://krang.mustangmonthly.com/ford_mustang_wallpaper/mump_0611_1967_ford_mustang_convertible_1024x768.jpg --Alex's car!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/297796008_bcbe74a618.jpg --Paul's truck!

http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/458/088/41/9f29_1_bo.jpg --Bridesmaids dresses for Kim's wedding!

http://www.creekcitytv.com/Portals/0/o_WeddingDress.jpg --Kim's wedding dress!

http://www.jims-general-store.com/store08/pocket20knives/SKWOLF.jpg --Paul's Pocket Knife!

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A9054/90548/300_90548.jpg --Alex's little black dress

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10817805/Diamond_Engagement_Rings.jpg --Alex's ring

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/3/P11289946.jpg --Pearl Necklace

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h273/mymomsdaughter/FleurWeddingDress-1.jpg --Alex's Wedding Dress!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_BLZT/7056~Tuxedo-Posters.jpg --Paul's reception shirt!!

OFF TRACK!

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.wmr1.com/shop2520web2520site2520017.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.wmr1.com/about.htm&usg=_VGoHrPuRy0bXlDBIB5QIek54nNQ=&h=445&w=640&sz=191&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=uElZ1c0S26z2IM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=137&prev=/images3Fq3Dashley2Bfiolek2527s2Bbike26ndsp3D1826hl3Den26sa3DN26um3D1 --Andy's bike (It's really Ashley Fiolek's but shhh-just pretend it doesn't have the sponsers on the side and whatnot)

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/82624559.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=4E518E801332CD70E73E2BA135BDB182E30A760B0D811297 --sort of what Andrea looks like:D

http://fwrestling.com/host/cookiefreak89/ryan2.jpg --really hot guy who looks how I imagine Andrea's brother Derek. He's hot, I would look even if you haven't read the story:DD

http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products/4/optimized/506114_fpx.tif?bgc=255,255,255&wid=327&qlt=90,0&layer=comp&op_sharpen=0&resMode=bicub&op_usm=0.7,1.0,0.5,0&fmt=jpeg --Andy's dance dress

NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6754725/2istockphoto_6754725-pretty-blonde-cowgirl.jpg --Kendra-how I imagine her.

http://www.cbpropertiesnorth.com/listings/imgs/110694-1.jpg --Sophie's house

http://acpablico.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/cathy-pablicos-tramp-stamp.jpg--Kendra's tattoo

http://media.photobucket.com/image/blonde20guy20spiked20hair/supernaturalgirl92/Supernatural/Dean67.jpg --What Drew looks like kinda!

http://ashleyslife.freeblog.hu/files/25.20pasi/sean_faris2.JPG --Jackson looks kinda like this hottie right here.

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=783318 --Kinda what Bridget looks like!!

http://www.bayareahomegirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pine-bungalow.jpg --Embry's house

http://media.photobucket.com/image/hot20guy20shaggy20brown20hair/funnycidesgrl08/cowboy-1.jpg --River

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/926/594/9275954709358362362/mt1138843856.jpg --Bobby

(More pics to come I just have yet to find them (:D) meheh.

WHAT THE HELL

http://www.exoticexcess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/herve-leger-deep-v-neck-dress.jpg -Vi's dress for the dance

http://www.camdendrive.com/media//resized/short-stunning-orange-bridesmaid-dress-n2115-f_size2.jpg --Claire's dress-Andrea's above in 'Off Track' section

OVER THE WALL

http://photos.ebizautos.com/used-2004-ford-f~250_super_duty-lariat-5092-2200434-4-640.jpg --Bella's truck, but without the lifts as much as they rock.

http://armyboyz.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/solider_doing_push_ups_in_camouflage_uniform.jpg --What boys wear for training-you all enjoy that picture...;D

http://media.photobucket.com/image/silver20jeep20wrangler/senotfed42/SilverJeep001.jpg --Emmett's Jeep

THE ORDER READS

http://saradobie.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/773743634591c7bf29eo.jpg --Sirius Black

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/e/e4/Dedalus_Diggle.jpg --Dedalus Diggle

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/_cb20101121131438/harrypotter/images/thumb/d/d7/Elpiass.jpg/250px-Elpiass.jpg --Elphias Doge

http://i2.listal.com/image/1200111/500full.jpg --Albus Dumbledore

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/8/8d/Aberforth1.PNG --Aberforth Dumbledore

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/7/72/Gun.jpg --Mundungus Fletcher

http://theviciouscircle01.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/hagrid.jpg --Rubeus Hagrid

http://acciobrain.ligermagic.com/hphestiaemme.jpg --Hestia Jones (Fanart, because there's no pics)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/05/19/lupin3.jpg --Remus Lupin

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/16148.gif --Minerva Mcgonagall (Absoloutely love her movie poster, by the way)

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Mad-Eye-mad-eye-moody-317974_600_400.jpg --Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody

http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/anansi_graphics/pbr/Jackles/ja28.png --Sturgis Podmore (No pic, no fanart, but this was one of the pics that came up on Google lol)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3FyP2JyalEE/S_mIyeJ3OEI/AAAAAAAAAkw/TAcZP34Fz_o/s1600/250px-Kingsley_Shacklebolt_Profile.jpg --Kingsley Shacklebolt

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/d/d4/Nymphadora_Tonks_Metamorphmagus_1.gif --Nymphadora Tonks

http://content6.flixster.com/question/64/13/08/6413084_std.jpg --Emmaline Vance

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aqGwKLWZ0xs/STdYsSfBBfI/AAAAAAAAATk/kUmEknHwB4Q/s320/arthur.jpg --Arthur Weasley

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/_cb20101007144560/harrypotter/images/d/d0/B303025b36eb92e5766b5f372ed84c35.jpg --Bill Weasley

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/luthiengranger2004/Casting%20Images/CharlieWeasley-1.jpg --Charlie Weasley (No real pic, but this guy came up on Google lol)

http://content6.flixster.com/photo/10/96/75/10967552_gal.jpg --Molly Weasley

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii38/blurred_lines/deadcons/edgar_grey.jpg --Edgar Bones (No pic, no fanart, but this guy works lol)

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/690/carh.png/sr=1 --Caradoc Dearborn (Once again, we'll settle with this one)

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii38/blurred_lines/deadcons/benjy_grey.jpg --Benjy Fenwick (This'll do lol)

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/68277.gif --Frank Longbottom

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QZF_oWnPe5s/TcaAGEaRNWI/AAAAAAAAAG8/w7bamGOygkk/s1600/68278-26957.gif --Alice Longbottom

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/luthiengranger2004/Casting%20Images/MarleneMcKinnon.jpg --Marlene McKinnon (Why not?)

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/3/3f/Dorcas_Meadowes.jpg --Dorcas Meadowes

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/_cb35197/harrypotter/images/thumb/9/9e/G_f_prewett.JPG/130px-0,201,0,178-G_f_prewett.JPG --Fabian and Gideon Prewett

http://felix-felicis7.tripod.com/harrypotter1/James_1.jpg --James Potter

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/b/bc/Lily_Potter_fullcoloured.jpg --Lily Potter

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1. Not Good Not Bad » reviews
Zach's POV from my version of the third Gallagher Girls book. Don't have to read it to understand. What happens when the Blackthorne Boys and Gallagher meet up again? Why does Dillon have a black eye? Why does he refer to Solomon as James Bond! R&R Please
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 7-24-11 - Published: 3-22-09 - Zach G. & Cammie M.

2. Gallagher Girls 3 » reviews
"I hope we don't expelled," I whispered."They're asking for it, just try not to bruise them," Zac said, turning to face the boys."Okay," Dillon said glaring at us. "No more sucker punches pretty boy." "He thinks I'm pretty," he whispered to me with a laug
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 287 - Updated: 7-24-11 - Published: 11-9-08 - Complete

3. Gone Fishing reviews
Joe Solomon and Matt Morgan go fishing at Joe's safe house. A missing moment between two friends. Set the summer after Cammie turns nine. Please read and review! Possibly more to come!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-23-11 - Joe S. & Matt M. - Complete

4. The Order Members Read Deathly Hallows » reviews
All Members of the Order Of the Pheonix, past/present/future, read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Please read and review! Rapidly coming updates! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 244,210 - Reviews: 1642 - Updated: 6-27-11 - Published: 12-27-10

5. A Little Risk » reviews
Ally is on the run from the Ministry after a little tiff with some Death Eaters. Scabior and his team of Snatchers are just trying to make a couple galleons. What happens when these two meet up and Ally isn't just any hunt? Action/Romance/Humor Scabior/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-14-10 - Scabior & OC

6. Off Track » reviews
She's quiet. She's obedient. She's tough. She's also a motocross racer who happens to be in love with a certain werewolf. Andrea is in for a big surprise that will change her entire life. She'll either except the challenge or be left behind in the dust.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,669 - Reviews: 498 - Updated: 7-4-10 - Published: 4-5-09 - Brady

7. La Push'n And Love'n » reviews
Sequel to La Push Me Off A Cliff. Alex and Paul are just starting their new life together. New job, new family, new laughs. What happens when someone comes along and tries to ruin it? Lots of fluff and really funny. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT SM DOES!READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,774 - Reviews: 811 - Updated: 7-3-10 - Published: 3-19-09 - Paul

8. No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service » reviews
This is what I get for trying to be independent;a sore back, public restrooms,and an annoying ex-boyfriend who just can't seem to understand the concept of 'dumped.'What happens when Kendra meets a certain hansome stranger at a gas station? Funny!EmbryxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 562 - Updated: 3-7-10 - Published: 6-7-09 - Embry

9. Flower Petals reviews
"I love you," I told him, looking directly into his eyes. "What about your boyfriend?" Seth asked, looking down. "Screw him, he's an asshole anyway," I told him with a grin before grabbing his jacket and pulling him down for a kiss. SethxOC FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 2-7-10 - Seth

10. Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again » reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 430 - Updated: 1-24-10 - Published: 6-15-09 - Bella & Edward

11. The Waitress » reviews
"It's caviar," I told her easily.A-dur."I know that, but what is it?" she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don't really like your attitude."Unborn fish spawn," I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 514 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 6-23-09 - Bella & Edward

12. What The Hell » reviews
Then I realized that I had to pee. Really bad. So, I of course, just walked passed the gym and down the hall towards the bathroom. That is until a door suddenly burst open and smacked me right in the face. CollinXOC imprint story. Funny, give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,147 - Reviews: 370 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 5-14-09 - Collin

13. No Way » reviews
Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 501 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 3-7-09 - Emmett & Bella

14. Over The Wall » reviews
After the girls sneak into an all boys military school Bella can't seem to get one of the guys, Emmett, out of her head.With Rose and Alice pushing her closer to him can she keep denying her feelings for him or will she let him catch her as she falls?BxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,383 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 7-18-09 - Bella & Emmett

15. Character Theme Songs According To Emmett » reviews
What happens when Emmett has the brilliant idea of making personalized mixed CD's for the entire family? What songs does he chose for who? How does the Volturie react when they recieve there? Why did he color-code them? Hilarious! More Chapters coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 183 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 5-30-09

16. Camp Cullen » reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 943 - Updated: 6-15-09 - Published: 10-18-08

17. Deleted Scenes reviews
This is a series of deleted scenes from all of my stories. Feel free to suggest any scenes or different point of views from any chapter! Read and review! xfunnyx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-5-09

18. Thief Like Me » reviews
Bella and Rosalie are partners in crime. What happens when they get some very interesting company one night who want them to join in the hunt that could possibly save millions while killing them and their new found friends? Normal Pairings.action/funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 3-27-09 - Bella & Edward

19. A Christmas At The Lodge » reviews
The Cullens are spending their holidays at the Hale Lodge-just like every other year. Emmett's trying to get Rosalie, Jasper's trying to make his move with Alice, and Edward is intrigued by the Lodge's singer/snowboarding instructer.AH REALLY FUNNY!REVIE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 12-13-08 - Bella & Edward

20. La Push Me Off A Cliff » reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 626 - Updated: 3-19-09 - Published: 2-16-09 - Paul

21. Fighting Flames » reviews
Bella is a firefighter, the only female in her station. What happens when her station 1 plays station 2 in a hockey tournement where she meets a certain bronze haired firemen and the rest of the gang? Can they work together if they must? ExB funny-bad sum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 11-29-08 - Bella & Edward

22. Oh My Emmett » reviews
A collection of HILARIOUS Emmett one shots. So far includes: Emmett's Idea and Girl Scout Cookies. What happens when Emmett experiments with vampire venom? What about when he helps Nessie sell the most cookies in Girl Scouts! Find out! More coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 127 - Published: 3-5-09 - Emmett

23. If You Can't Beat'em Join'em » reviews
When Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 412 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 10-5-08 - Bella & Edward

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