| TwiHard24 |
Author has written 23 stories for Twilight, Gallagher Girls, and Harry Potter. In my Fresh/Soph days I wrote a lot of Twilight Fics and I'm not sure when I'll get to them if I even ever will so..Sorry. I just really can't do Twilight anymore. At all. Blah. BUT! I'm trying to branch out into movies and books that I love-and have loved for a long time so hopefully I won't start a story and drop it. Like Harry Potter or Boondock Saints. A LITTLE RISK Scabior--Just check out any from Deathly Hallows, he's played by Nick Moran PICS COMING SOON! IF YOU CAN'T BEAT'EM JOIN'EM Rosalie's Dress-Chapter 10-http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Ud-2lDoKL._AA280_.jpg Alice's Dress-Chapter 10-http://www.elegantmart.com/Images/products/G2008/Purple-Formal-Gown-13580s.jpg Bella's Dress (Without wrap or crown)-Chapter 10-http://www.misquincemag.com/cm/misquincemag/images/cf/Q455_300-de.jpg LA PUSH ME OFF A CLIFF http://krang.mustangmonthly.com/ford_mustang_wallpaper/mump_0611_1967_ford_mustang_convertible_1024x768.jpg --Alex's car! http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/297796008_bcbe74a618.jpg --Paul's truck! http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/458/088/41/9f29_1_bo.jpg --Bridesmaids dresses for Kim's wedding! http://www.creekcitytv.com/Portals/0/o_WeddingDress.jpg --Kim's wedding dress! http://www.jims-general-store.com/store08/pocket20knives/SKWOLF.jpg --Paul's Pocket Knife! http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A9054/90548/300_90548.jpg --Alex's little black dress http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10817805/Diamond_Engagement_Rings.jpg --Alex's ring http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/3/P11289946.jpg --Pearl Necklace http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h273/mymomsdaughter/FleurWeddingDress-1.jpg --Alex's Wedding Dress! http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_BLZT/7056~Tuxedo-Posters.jpg --Paul's reception shirt!! OFF TRACK! http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.wmr1.com/shop2520web2520site2520017.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.wmr1.com/about.htm&usg=_VGoHrPuRy0bXlDBIB5QIek54nNQ=&h=445&w=640&sz=191&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=uElZ1c0S26z2IM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=137&prev=/images3Fq3Dashley2Bfiolek2527s2Bbike26ndsp3D1826hl3Den26sa3DN26um3D1 --Andy's bike (It's really Ashley Fiolek's but shhh-just pretend it doesn't have the sponsers on the side and whatnot) http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/82624559.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=4E518E801332CD70E73E2BA135BDB182E30A760B0D811297 --sort of what Andrea looks like:D http://fwrestling.com/host/cookiefreak89/ryan2.jpg --really hot guy who looks how I imagine Andrea's brother Derek. He's hot, I would look even if you haven't read the story:DD http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products/4/optimized/506114_fpx.tif?bgc=255,255,255&wid=327&qlt=90,0&layer=comp&op_sharpen=0&resMode=bicub&op_usm=0.7,1.0,0.5,0&fmt=jpeg --Andy's dance dress NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6754725/2istockphoto_6754725-pretty-blonde-cowgirl.jpg --Kendra-how I imagine her. http://www.cbpropertiesnorth.com/listings/imgs/110694-1.jpg --Sophie's house http://acpablico.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/cathy-pablicos-tramp-stamp.jpg--Kendra's tattoo http://media.photobucket.com/image/blonde20guy20spiked20hair/supernaturalgirl92/Supernatural/Dean67.jpg --What Drew looks like kinda! http://ashleyslife.freeblog.hu/files/25.20pasi/sean_faris2.JPG --Jackson looks kinda like this hottie right here. http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=783318 --Kinda what Bridget looks like!! http://www.bayareahomegirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pine-bungalow.jpg --Embry's house http://media.photobucket.com/image/hot20guy20shaggy20brown20hair/funnycidesgrl08/cowboy-1.jpg --River http://is2.okcupid.com/users/926/594/9275954709358362362/mt1138843856.jpg --Bobby (More pics to come I just have yet to find them (:D) meheh. WHAT THE HELL http://www.exoticexcess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/herve-leger-deep-v-neck-dress.jpg -Vi's dress for the dance http://www.camdendrive.com/media//resized/short-stunning-orange-bridesmaid-dress-n2115-f_size2.jpg --Claire's dress-Andrea's above in 'Off Track' section OVER THE WALL http://photos.ebizautos.com/used-2004-ford-f~250_super_duty-lariat-5092-2200434-4-640.jpg --Bella's truck, but without the lifts as much as they rock. http://armyboyz.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/solider_doing_push_ups_in_camouflage_uniform.jpg --What boys wear for training-you all enjoy that picture...;D http://media.photobucket.com/image/silver20jeep20wrangler/senotfed42/SilverJeep001.jpg --Emmett's Jeep THE ORDER READS http://saradobie.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/773743634591c7bf29eo.jpg --Sirius Black http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/e/e4/Dedalus_Diggle.jpg --Dedalus Diggle http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/_cb20101121131438/harrypotter/images/thumb/d/d7/Elpiass.jpg/250px-Elpiass.jpg --Elphias Doge http://i2.listal.com/image/1200111/500full.jpg --Albus Dumbledore http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/8/8d/Aberforth1.PNG --Aberforth Dumbledore http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/7/72/Gun.jpg --Mundungus Fletcher http://theviciouscircle01.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/hagrid.jpg --Rubeus Hagrid http://acciobrain.ligermagic.com/hphestiaemme.jpg --Hestia Jones (Fanart, because there's no pics) http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/05/19/lupin3.jpg --Remus Lupin http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/16148.gif --Minerva Mcgonagall (Absoloutely love her movie poster, by the way) http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Mad-Eye-mad-eye-moody-317974_600_400.jpg --Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/anansi_graphics/pbr/Jackles/ja28.png --Sturgis Podmore (No pic, no fanart, but this was one of the pics that came up on Google lol) http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3FyP2JyalEE/S_mIyeJ3OEI/AAAAAAAAAkw/TAcZP34Fz_o/s1600/250px-Kingsley_Shacklebolt_Profile.jpg --Kingsley Shacklebolt http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/d/d4/Nymphadora_Tonks_Metamorphmagus_1.gif --Nymphadora Tonks http://content6.flixster.com/question/64/13/08/6413084_std.jpg --Emmaline Vance http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aqGwKLWZ0xs/STdYsSfBBfI/AAAAAAAAATk/kUmEknHwB4Q/s320/arthur.jpg --Arthur Weasley http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/_cb20101007144560/harrypotter/images/d/d0/B303025b36eb92e5766b5f372ed84c35.jpg --Bill Weasley http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/luthiengranger2004/Casting%20Images/CharlieWeasley-1.jpg --Charlie Weasley (No real pic, but this guy came up on Google lol) http://content6.flixster.com/photo/10/96/75/10967552_gal.jpg --Molly Weasley http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii38/blurred_lines/deadcons/edgar_grey.jpg --Edgar Bones (No pic, no fanart, but this guy works lol) http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/690/carh.png/sr=1 --Caradoc Dearborn (Once again, we'll settle with this one) http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii38/blurred_lines/deadcons/benjy_grey.jpg --Benjy Fenwick (This'll do lol) http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/68277.gif --Frank Longbottom http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QZF_oWnPe5s/TcaAGEaRNWI/AAAAAAAAAG8/w7bamGOygkk/s1600/68278-26957.gif --Alice Longbottom http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/luthiengranger2004/Casting%20Images/MarleneMcKinnon.jpg --Marlene McKinnon (Why not?) http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/3/3f/Dorcas_Meadowes.jpg --Dorcas Meadowes http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/_cb35197/harrypotter/images/thumb/9/9e/G_f_prewett.JPG/130px-0,201,0,178-G_f_prewett.JPG --Fabian and Gideon Prewett http://felix-felicis7.tripod.com/harrypotter1/James_1.jpg --James Potter http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/b/bc/Lily_Potter_fullcoloured.jpg --Lily Potter | |||||||
1. Not Good Not Bad » reviewsZach's POV from my version of the third Gallagher Girls book. Don't have to read it to understand. What happens when the Blackthorne Boys and Gallagher meet up again? Why does Dillon have a black eye? Why does he refer to Solomon as James Bond! R&R PleaseGallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 7-24-11 - Published: 3-22-09 - Zach G. & Cammie M.2. Gallagher Girls 3 » reviews"I hope we don't expelled," I whispered."They're asking for it, just try not to bruise them," Zac said, turning to face the boys."Okay," Dillon said glaring at us. "No more sucker punches pretty boy." "He thinks I'm pretty," he whispered to me with a laugGallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 287 - Updated: 7-24-11 - Published: 11-9-08 - Complete3. Gone Fishing reviewsJoe Solomon and Matt Morgan go fishing at Joe's safe house. A missing moment between two friends. Set the summer after Cammie turns nine. Please read and review! Possibly more to come!Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-23-11 - Joe S. & Matt M. - Complete4. The Order Members Read Deathly Hallows » reviewsAll Members of the Order Of the Pheonix, past/present/future, read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Please read and review! Rapidly coming updates! Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 244,210 - Reviews: 1642 - Updated: 6-27-11 - Published: 12-27-105. A Little Risk » reviewsAlly is on the run from the Ministry after a little tiff with some Death Eaters. Scabior and his team of Snatchers are just trying to make a couple galleons. What happens when these two meet up and Ally isn't just any hunt? Action/Romance/Humor Scabior/OCHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-14-10 - Scabior & OC6. Off Track » reviewsShe's quiet. She's obedient. She's tough. She's also a motocross racer who happens to be in love with a certain werewolf. Andrea is in for a big surprise that will change her entire life. She'll either except the challenge or be left behind in the dust.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,669 - Reviews: 498 - Updated: 7-4-10 - Published: 4-5-09 - Brady7. La Push'n And Love'n » reviewsSequel to La Push Me Off A Cliff. Alex and Paul are just starting their new life together. New job, new family, new laughs. What happens when someone comes along and tries to ruin it? Lots of fluff and really funny. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT SM DOES!READTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,774 - Reviews: 811 - Updated: 7-3-10 - Published: 3-19-09 - Paul8. No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service » reviewsThis is what I get for trying to be independent;a sore back, public restrooms,and an annoying ex-boyfriend who just can't seem to understand the concept of 'dumped.'What happens when Kendra meets a certain hansome stranger at a gas station? Funny!EmbryxOCTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 562 - Updated: 3-7-10 - Published: 6-7-09 - Embry9. Flower Petals reviews"I love you," I told him, looking directly into his eyes. "What about your boyfriend?" Seth asked, looking down. "Screw him, he's an asshole anyway," I told him with a grin before grabbing his jacket and pulling him down for a kiss. SethxOC FUNNY!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 2-7-10 - Seth10. Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again » reviewsThe gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&RTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 430 - Updated: 1-24-10 - Published: 6-15-09 - Bella & Edward11. The Waitress » reviews"It's caviar," I told her easily.A-dur."I know that, but what is it?" she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don't really like your attitude."Unborn fish spawn," I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/ETwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 514 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 6-23-09 - Bella & Edward12. What The Hell » reviewsThen I realized that I had to pee. Really bad. So, I of course, just walked passed the gym and down the hall towards the bathroom. That is until a door suddenly burst open and smacked me right in the face. CollinXOC imprint story. Funny, give it a shot!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,147 - Reviews: 370 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 5-14-09 - Collin13. No Way » reviewsAh! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 501 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 3-7-09 - Emmett & Bella14. Over The Wall » reviewsAfter the girls sneak into an all boys military school Bella can't seem to get one of the guys, Emmett, out of her head.With Rose and Alice pushing her closer to him can she keep denying her feelings for him or will she let him catch her as she falls?BxEmTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,383 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 7-18-09 - Bella & Emmett15. Character Theme Songs According To Emmett » reviewsWhat happens when Emmett has the brilliant idea of making personalized mixed CD's for the entire family? What songs does he chose for who? How does the Volturie react when they recieve there? Why did he color-code them? Hilarious! More Chapters coming!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 183 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 5-30-0916. Camp Cullen » reviewsBella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 943 - Updated: 6-15-09 - Published: 10-18-0817. Deleted Scenes reviewsThis is a series of deleted scenes from all of my stories. Feel free to suggest any scenes or different point of views from any chapter! Read and review! xfunnyxTwilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-5-0918. Thief Like Me » reviewsBella and Rosalie are partners in crime. What happens when they get some very interesting company one night who want them to join in the hunt that could possibly save millions while killing them and their new found friends? Normal Pairings.action/funny!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 3-27-09 - Bella & Edward19. A Christmas At The Lodge » reviewsThe Cullens are spending their holidays at the Hale Lodge-just like every other year. Emmett's trying to get Rosalie, Jasper's trying to make his move with Alice, and Edward is intrigued by the Lodge's singer/snowboarding instructer.AH REALLY FUNNY!REVIETwilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 12-13-08 - Bella & Edward20. La Push Me Off A Cliff » reviewsHe was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 626 - Updated: 3-19-09 - Published: 2-16-09 - Paul21. Fighting Flames » reviewsBella is a firefighter, the only female in her station. What happens when her station 1 plays station 2 in a hockey tournement where she meets a certain bronze haired firemen and the rest of the gang? Can they work together if they must? ExB funny-bad sumTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 11-29-08 - Bella & Edward22. Oh My Emmett » reviewsA collection of HILARIOUS Emmett one shots. So far includes: Emmett's Idea and Girl Scout Cookies. What happens when Emmett experiments with vampire venom? What about when he helps Nessie sell the most cookies in Girl Scouts! Find out! More coming!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 127 - Published: 3-5-09 - Emmett23. If You Can't Beat'em Join'em » reviewsWhen Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 412 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 10-5-08 - Bella & Edward
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