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Author has written 36 stories for Naruto, X-overs, Lord of the Rings, Lost, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, and Kingdom Hearts. ... Yeah. My new username is Kelly Of The Evenstar. ToMyDisappointment got a bit boring.. xD You are a Badass Uke! (Kira! We got teh same thing!!) Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment. Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme Disclaimers: I do not own Naruto, Three Days Grace, Mortal Kombat, Evanescence, yaoi, Death Note, Mr. Ross, my class (except Jason and Forrest. As much as I hate them, they are my pets... Mwahahaha), Kris, my dad, mom, or family, Within Temptation, Wii (though I do have one), kareoke, cheese, the California milk seal, Run Kid Run, any musical artists, YouTube, youfail.org, neopets, Playstations, X-box 360, X-box, gamecube, any game console thingies, Kellogg's, the Internet, or anything else the average 13-year-old girl wouldn't own. But I do own Jeff (Splinter). My dad says he's his bitch, but no, Jeff is now MY bitch. xD Random Quotes That I lurve: "So, if God watches everything, does that mean he watches anime? HELL YUSS! WHEN I GOT TO HEAVEN ME AND GOD WILL HAVE ANIME NIGHT EVERY SATURDAY!!"-Me out of morbid curiosity. "Onoez!"-Me at a time of tension "Rofl."-Pat "The night is so long when everything's wrong. If you give me your hand, I will help you hold on!"-Skillet(The Last Night) "You pick up the cup!" "No, you pick up the cup!" "Maybe I don't want to pick up the cup!" (together)"MARISSA!! You pick up the cup!" Me and my best friend Shelby and my friend Marissa when we found a cup with spider webs in it in Shelby's yard. I'd write down the whole conversation, but it lasted like an hour. Then Shelby's mom got annoyed and got the cup. Good times, good times. "No, jkjkjkjk lololol. I heart your fucking makeup. OhmyGod, I love your hair! Is that a new tattoo? Did that piercing fucking hurt? No, jkjkjkjk lololol."-The Medic Droid(Fer Sure Maybe) "See, now my personality is more of monotonous. Yours is more of... doesn't-give-a-shitish." "Doesn't-give-a-shitish? Nice." -Me and my friend, James. James was commenting on my personality. xD "That car was going really fast. It's like, midnight, dude. Don't you care about the children you hit ruining your car?" "IT'S OVER 9000!!" "That was weird." -Me and my OTHER(main) best friend, Shay. She likes to point out when something's over 9000. "Oh my God, these people are so loud, I can't feel my ears. Well, I couldn't feel them before, but now it's worse!" -Me at a spirit rally "I'm so going to laugh if some random sevvie comes here and goes through this. Then they'll se my phlegmy tissues and scream their heads off." "Well, I'll laugh if you sit here and go through it, forgetting it's yours." "Kelly, you're such a bitch." "I know Navu, and you're a bastard." -Me and my friend Navu during first period P.E. She had knee surgery and I had stomach issues so we were sitting at a table together. She had a cold too, hence the tissues. Currently Working On- Misery Business Naruto Plot: Deidara is the school emo. Then a certain redhead comes along and asks him to join their group, Akatsuki. Love blooms between the two, but problems arise with Orochimaru and Deidara's American step-father, Brian. Rated: M Coming Some Time In The Future (keep an eye out for them!)- The Sharpest Lives Naruto Plot: Hidan is a 16 year old boy who attends Bara Kuroi High School For the Gifted because of his musical talents with the piano. Kakuzu is an 18 year old boy also attending, but he's there for his artistic talents (my brain died here). There's only two teensy problems; Hidan's a sadistic, Jashin-worshipping punk from the streets and Kakuzu's a fancy rich boy. By chance, they both get caught in detention and hate each other from the beginning. Slowly, EVER SO SLOWLY, Hidan finds himself becoming attached to Kakuzu. Will he fall in love with the money-lover? If he does, who will help them get together? Well, a certain blonde pyromaniac artist with his redheaded artistic lover, of course. Rated: M Never Coming Home Naruto Plot: A few years back, the Akatsuki members each recruited a genin from their home village to take thier places when they died or gave up. Soon, when the Akatsuki are gone, the ten, now Chuunin, form together to create the new-age Akatsuki. What problems will the Leaf-nin face with these new criminals? Or the other villages? They all know one thing; no good will come of this. OCsxOCs Rated: T Not Enough Time LOST Plot: Andrea Smitherson only wanted to go on a trip with Sawyer, her best friend. A plane crash was one of her smallest fears. But, of course, she gets in one. Then she meets one Charlie Pace, who is a self-proclaimed bloody rock god... and one of Andrea's idols. Love blossoms between them, but what happens when Ethan comes along and tries to kill both of them? Charlie is willing to do anything to protect her... only, it doesn't go so well in the end. Rated: M (for Sawyer) Number your 12 fave Advent Children characters (In no order) and answer the questions! 1. Reno 2. Kadaj 3. Yazoo (his voice is sooo pretty!) 4. Cloud 5. Zack (yeah, he's in there a little bit) 7. Tifa 8. Loz 9. Denzel 10. Yuffie 11. Rude 12. Sephiroth 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Vincent/Barret...? No... xD 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? They'd love her and hug her and name her Scarlette. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Denzel? Yes, a few. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Oh My God, I wasn't paying attention. I'm writing a Kadaj/Vincent story right now! They make an excellent couple! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Zack/Yuffie. I prefer Zack/Cloud, but that wasn't in the options and Denzel is a fricking kid. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3 If Tifa walked in on Kadaj and Sephiroth having sex? She'd film it and give it to Yuffie for blackmail. :D 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Yazoo never really had any romantic interest in anybody, until he met Yuffie. (Who wants to read it?!) 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Reno/Loz? Probably not. 10) Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Tifa has always hated Sephiroth, but when Cloud breaks her heart by getting together with Zack, and she stumbles upon him in a bar, will he be her only comfort? 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Cloud is drunk. Reno is high. They find each other and things begin to heat up... 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I dunno... 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Probably, Rude's not too hard to draw and he's pretty easy to write. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Kadaj/Cloud/Zack? Hell, I would. xD 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3 "I AM THE GREAT NINJA YUFFIE, HERE TO KICK. YOUR. ASS!" 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Tears Don't Fall- Bullet for My Valentine (Haha, I'm actually listening to that right now. I guess it's a sign, because that never would have come to me) 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Look out. Yaoi, rape, and hard core sex due to Sephiroth, Reno, and Vincent being EXTREMELY horny. And high. 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes. That seems like the kind of thing Yuffie would say. Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order 1- Saix 2- Axel 3- Xemnas 4- Larxene 5- Roxas 6- Marluxia 7- Vexen 8- Xaldin 9- Zexion 10- Demyx 11- Laxaeus 12- Luxord 13- Xigbar 1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side? Xemnas and Vexen would most definately be humorous. 2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic? Larxene and D-Demyx? Uhm... prolly smutty, knowing Larxene. 3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together? Axel and Zexion? Hell no! 4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction? Laxaeus and Saix? Uhm, they'd flip out and Demyx would assassinate Laxaeus. 5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five? Xaldin/Xigbar vs Marluxia/Roxas? Uhm, Xaldin/Xigbar kthnxbai 6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization? Luxord? Not the most attractive, but still a sexii beastie. 7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together? Would Xemnas be happy if Laxaeus and Xaldin got together? He prolly wouldn't care, just so long as nobody touched Saix. 8) Write a title for a Four/Two story. Axel/Larxene? Ew, gross. Hmm... The Attempt to Woo XIII by Using XII xDD 9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing? Demyx and Saix? No, but SAIX IS A PUPPY!! 10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon? Roxas and Xigbar? No, definately not. 11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom? Marluxia and Zexion? Zexion would be on bottom while Marluxia is getting arresting for pedophilia. No, seriously. Zexy is only a few years older than Roxas. 12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen? Saix and Xigbar? NOOOOO! 13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story? Laxaeus/Xemnas? Hmm... "Xemnas has been having strange feelings for one of his minions, but he's more of a silent hero than a lunar diviner." 14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby? Luxord and Vexen? Uhm... LOL. That would be one fucked up child who'd excel in science while gambling the lives of his classmates. 15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story. Axel/Saix/Xaldin smut! Kinkiness and violence! 16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech? If Larxene and Luxord would get married, Roxas would stand up and say "Since Luxord can't be a part of this, who bets Luxord will kill Larxene before she can kill him?" | |||||||||
1. Misery Business » reviewsSasori and Deidara are two high school lovers trying to forget Deidara's shitty past. What happens, though, when some foreigners appear and Deidara's mother gets kidnapped? Cross-over with Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy. YAOI, ON HIATUSNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 1-5-09 - Deidara & Sasori2. Mishaps With SOLDIERS and TURKS reviewsThe real reason Sephiroth is crazy. A mysterious cookie in Rude's underwear drawer discovered by Reno, and more! Crack, yaoi, M for language, pairings: ZackXCloud, RenoXRude, VincentXKadaj, and others inside!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-13-09 - Sephiroth & Cloud S.3. Bullet For My Valentine » reviewsKadaj and Vincent are two very different, yet very similar. They begin to get close, but what happens when a jealous Yazoo and a VERY jealous Sephiroth make a pact and try to tear them apart? High school, AU, yaoi, KadajXVincent, VincentXKadaj, and othersFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-8-09 - Published: 8-29-09 - Kadaj & Vincent V.4. By The Window reviewsUhm... Roxas sees Axel and Larxene making out in the random pool I invented in Castle Oblivion. What will he do to win Axel's... affections? o.o AkuRoku Axel/Roxas , slight Axel/Larxene, Marluxia/Larxene, and Zemyx!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-09 - Roxas & Axel5. If Today Was Zack's Last Day reviewsZack gives Cloud some advice that Cloud can't get out of his head. Then he decides that no matter what it takes, he'll get Zack to love him. Cloud/Zack CLACK , yaoi Based on Nickleback's "If Today Was Your Last Day"Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-09 - Cloud S. & Zack F. - Complete6. Naruto and Sasuke's Sanctuary reviewsSasuke and Naruto share a few moments while in the woods in the snow together. AU-ish, yaoi, don't like don't read. Based on Utada Hikaru's "Sanctuary"Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete7. Separated For A Short Period of Forever reviewsUhhh... takes place in one of the final scenes from the Half-Blood Prince. Draco tries to kill Dumbledore, Harry watches... uhh... yeah. Harry/Draco SLASH T for a few swearwordsHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete8. Concerning Frodo and Sam reviewsSam ponders his feelings for Frodo in Rivendell while said older hobbit is unconscious. The same thing happens in Minas Tirith. FRODO/SAM SLASHLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-10-09 - Samwise G. & Frodo B. - Complete9. A New Fellowship » reviewsLOTR/Naruto crossover Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Sasori, Deidara, and Konan are sent on a mission to help the broken-up Fellowship of the Ring. What problems will arise in their current situation? Will they even survive? Yaoi, SasoDei, SasuNaru, slash MP SFCrossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,017 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 6-16-09 - Aragorn & Sasuke U.10. Goodbye reviewsCharlie says goodbye as he drowns. Eh, a bit sad, and yes, I did cry while writing it.Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-27-09 - Charlie11. It's All About Pippin and Merry reviewsSLASH Merry/Pippin Based on Tatu's "All About Us"Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-09 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.12. Honesty reviewsMerry loves Pippin, but doesn't think Pippin loves him back. Pippin loves Merry, but doesn't think Merry loves HIM back, so he kisses Merry and tells him how he feels, then runs away before Merry can reply. Merry/Pippin SLASHLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-21-09 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.13. When Pippin Saw Merry CryUhm, Pippin is walking through Isengard and sees Merry all alone. Based on Mandy Moore's "Cry" SLASH Merry/PippinLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Published: 6-21-09 - Peregrin T. & Meriadoc B. - Complete14. Sasori Wants To Be There For Deidara reviewsUhm, the title pretty much explains it. Based on Flyleaf's "There For You" Dedication to Bre-Yuki-Love1232 Yaoi, DeiSaso, SasoDeiNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-11-09 - Sasori & Deidara15. Sasori and Deidara Need A HeroUhmmm... random songfic to Hero by Skillet. SasoDei, yaoi, depression, awesome songness.... yeah. Description sucks.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Published: 6-3-09 - Deidara & Sasori16. The Naruto Cast Presents: BrokeNCYDE reviewsYeah, a whole bunch of Naruto yaoi pairings to BrokeNCYDE songs. Full summary inside. SasoDei, KakuHidan, KisaIta, KonaPein, ZetsuTobi, SasuNaru, KibaShino, NejiShika, KakaIru, etc. TAKING REQUESTS FOR YAOI PAIRINGS WITH BC13 SONGS! Details insideNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-09 - Akatsuki17. One Last Kiss reviewsHmm... Deidara leaves Tobi for Sasori and Tobi is heartbroken. Will things heal themselves or will Tobi be heartbroken for the rest of his life? SasoDeiTobiZet Yaoi Based on Madina Lake's One Last Kiss Dedicated to LoveAngel604Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-23-09 - Tobi & Deidara - Complete18. They're Not Gonna Get Akatsuki reviewsUhm, random drabble about the Akatsuki. Based off the song "Not Gonna Get Us" by Tatu. Uhm... yaoi, SasoDei, KakuHida KakuHi, KakuHidan , KisaIta, PeinKonanNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-09 - Akatsuki & Pein19. I Wish You Were Here, Danna reviewsHmmm... Deidara is alone on a small, special island a few months after his birthday and he misses Sasori. He sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Can he believe in children's fairy tails and have his wish come true? Slight SasoDei, OneshotsongficNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-09 - Deidara & Sasori20. Everybody's Fool » reviewsAkatsuki as Dragon Riders. Uhmm... the original Eragon characters ARE mentioned. Bwaha, more victims for my insanity. Anyway, title has nothing to do with story. Maybe. I'm just braindead rght now. ;D SasoDei DeiSaso M for language, etc. I OWN NOTHING.X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-3-09 - Published: 3-10-0921. Room of Angel reviewsHmm... Sasori sang Deidara a lullaby, and didn't understand what Deidara meant by "Sasori would be gone without him." SasoDei, DeiSaso yaoi, utter crapNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-09 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete22. Sooner Or Later reviewsHmm... I don't have one, other than Deidara is trying to stop Sasori from changing into a puppet. Songfic, based on Breaking Benjamin's Sooner or Later. SasoDei DeiSaso YaoiNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-15-09 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete23. Lie reviewsIt was simply impossible. Deidara couldn’t be dead. He promised Sasori that he’d never leave, but it was a lie. An ugly, red lie." SasoDei, DeiSaso gore... M for violence and such! :DNaruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-09 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete24. Together Forever reviewsUhm, the life of Sasori and Deidara. SasoDei, DeiSaso yaoi AU Character Death T TNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-10-09 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete25. Heaven Is Just A Bit Farther reviewsHn, summary inside. SasoDei, DeiSaso, yaoiNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-09 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete26. Evil Angel reviewsSummary inside. KakuHidan yaoi Breaking Benjamin, Evil AngelNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete27. Irony reviewsEh, SasoDei poem. Told in Sasori's point of view. Um... useless fluff, basically.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-25-08 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete28. Akatsuki in Gladiator PE gameUm, the Akatsuki come to mah school for a little P.E. fun. I forgot to include the rules and how to play, so in Ch.2 Mr. Ross will explain it. Btw, if you haven't figured from this story, I hate Forrest. Will be yaoi. T for language and possible violence.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Published: 11-21-08 - Deidara & Sasori29. Peanut Butter and Other Fun Stories » reviewsErm, just Akatsuki yaoi fluff mainly with a bit of humor added in.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-16-08 - Published: 10-8-08 - Sasori & Deidara30. Goodbye, I Love You reviewsUm... Deidara wants to commit suicide and Sasori attempts to stop him. SasoDei DeiSaso Don't Jump by Tokio HotelNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-11-08 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete31. Bite Me reviewsUm... the Akatsuki are vampires! Mainly told in Sasori's POV, but yeah. There will be yaoi, so get over it. Disclaimer inside. I'm bad at summaries. So nyah! On haitus! I lost the inspiration. Maybe I'll finish it later.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-08 - Sasori32. This Christmas DaySasuNaru 'This Christmas Day' by Trans Siberian Orchestra. Yaoi/Shounen-ai/boyxboy don't like, don't read, dammit. Naruto is lonely on Christmas. Um... I'm bad at summaries. Disclaimer inside.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Published: 11-10-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete33. Chasing Butterflies » reviewsSasuke has a new friend, but could he really fall in love with this mysterios young kunoichi? And Saya has a secret, awful reason for why she left the Village Hidden in the Rain. But could it hurt both of them? SasukeXOC T for language and all that stuff.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 9-11-08 - Sasuke U.34. Freedom SasuNaru Oneshot reviewsUm... Sasuke feels broken and trapped and Naruto comes to the rescue. SasuNaru boyxboy yaoi. Don't like, don't read T for yaoi Song:Freedom Artist:Run Kid RunNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete35. Broken SasoDei OneShot reviewsErm... I'm not good with summaries. Just read. SasoDei Yaoi, suicide, don't like,don't read. Nuff said.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-30-08 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete36. The Last Night sasodei oneshot reviewsDeidara is left alone on Earth. Sasori is in Heaven. But Deidara gets a suprise visit that only makes him want his danna more. crappy summary, sasodei, battle with sasuke cut short, based on the song 'The Last Night' by SkilletNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-24-08 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
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