Ok, hello everyone! Welcome to my profile, please come in and make yourself comfortable. What do I say about me?

Well my favorite:

books: Harry Potter, Twilight, Hatter Madigan, Howls Moving Castle, Looking Glass Wars, and House of Leaves

movies: Harry Potter, Pirates of the Carribbean, Nightmare Before Chirstmas, Undercover Blues, and the original Pink Pather movies.

TV shows: Bones, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Firefly, Mork and Mindy, Supernatural, Moonlight, Blood Ties, The Dresden Files, Eleventh Hour, Monk, Psych, Burn Notice, and In Plain Sight

quotes:

"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."

"The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure."- both of these are Severus Snape or J.K.Rowling, pick one.

Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack Sparrow: ...This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: (greedily) No!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps. - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?Wednesday: Yes.Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?Pugsley: Yes.Girl Scout: I'll tell you what- I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts? - The Addams Family
Ok, that's just a few, but if I put all my favorite things up i'd be sitting here all day.

people: Abraham Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth. Don't ask me why, because im not sure.

OK. So i read alot of fan fiction and most of it is Harry Potter. Like 95. Here are the ships i support:

SS/HP, HP/LV, HP/DM, SS/HG, RoseW/SM, BL/SS, BL/LV Most of the canon pairings sicken me. That includes HP/GW, RW/HG, SS/LE. I like most of the dark people in the Harry Potter books cause the "good guys" have no personality or their personality is so annoying i dont want to read at all. Whew, sorry for the rant.